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Daily odd compliment

DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
You‘ re cooler than Mr. Rogers.
Which may like it big deal,
Int that dude
would put ma: different pair of shoes
last to chillin his own home,
And that' s crazy cool.
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
believe ifyou,
like I believe that deer hooves
they little gloves
for their tiny* little 'deer MMS.
Which, for the record, it something
Ibelieve in Mly.
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
You make my dreams come true.
Aside from all the weird ones.
But it' s best not to talk about those.
Hey, what' s that?
Not my weird dreams. Lem move M.
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
I want you
to hem only Talim for marriage
in thepirate of M. A. S. H.
Which is against the rules,
because I' m supposed to pick four.
DAILY aoo COMPLIMENT
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#4 - ohemgeezus (09/25/2013) [-]
these seem like compliments that mitch hedberg would think of.
#6 to #4 - rabidaardvark (09/25/2013) [-]
Imagine if someone used a forklift to lift a crate of forks, it would be so damn LITERAL!
#7 to #6 - ohemgeezus (09/25/2013) [-]
"my apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever, much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
#2 - mindclaw ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
I believe!
I believe!
User avatar #22 to #2 - imabeagoodguy (09/25/2013) [-]
I was expecting this so heavily and I was not dissapointed
#29 - cloymax (09/25/2013) [-]
this is actually really sweet.
#33 to #29 - funnygiggles (09/25/2013) [-]
I know. I feel like that would be perfect for an anniversary card or something.
#35 to #33 - cloymax (09/25/2013) [-]
I'll be honest, I sent that to my gf as soon as I saw it.
I'll be honest, I sent that to my gf as soon as I saw it.
#36 to #35 - funnygiggles (09/25/2013) [-]
Nice...I haven't had a gf for a few years now.
#37 to #36 - cloymax (09/25/2013) [-]
We know the feel.
We know the feel.
User avatar #39 to #37 - dragonicangel (09/25/2013) [-]
At least you had one.
#40 to #39 - cloymax (09/25/2013) [-]
yeah, but I didn't even really mean    
   
just kinda happened.
yeah, but I didn't even really mean

just kinda happened.
User avatar #41 to #40 - cloymax (09/25/2013) [-]
mean to
#3 - mustaches (09/25/2013) [-]
Funny yet sweet, I like that
Funny yet sweet, I like that
User avatar #11 to #3 - kalima (09/25/2013) [-]
You deserve way better tahn him/her......... Im single.....
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User avatar #16 to #3 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
You deserve way better than him/her?

But I love my girlfriend and she's really good to me...
#19 to #3 - whatamidoing (09/25/2013) [-]
"Chicks touch themselves thinking about you!" I highly doubt that.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mustaches (09/25/2013) [-]
I know I do
User avatar #23 to #3 - swordstuff (09/25/2013) [-]
I got "People Envy You" like 4 times so it must be true
User avatar #38 to #3 - senseiweasel (09/25/2013) [-]
"You deserve much better than him/her"

Considering that I've just walked away from a two year relationship with an emotionally abusive, controlling, lying, unstable woman who has utterly shattered my self confidence and left me barely able to have a conversation with a woman without feeling overwhelmed by fear and guilt, this was just what I needed to hear!

Thanks!
#45 to #3 - niggerballs (09/25/2013) [-]
You deserve better than her. No?
User avatar #48 to #3 - ButtonFly ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
I keep getting "you deserve way better than him/her."
I'm not with anyone though.
#53 to #3 - checkingnsfw (09/25/2013) [-]
I was sitting there with my dick in my hand and I got "you're really good at what you're doing"
Well jeez thanks
User avatar #61 to #3 - trivdiego (08/05/2014) [-]
lol it doesn't work anymore m8
User avatar #31 to #3 - lilslugger (09/25/2013) [-]
I cant drag it, my mouse is broken
I must be lame
#43 to #31 - takesomemorewater (09/25/2013) [-]
I doubt it...
#34 to #31 - newhinji **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm thumbing you down, because that's not true!
#17 to #3 - ausamo (09/25/2013) [-]
"you truly are good looking"
User avatar #49 to #3 - myfourthaccount (09/25/2013) [-]
I keep pulling and 4/5 times it came out with "You deserve more friends than you have"


Will you please stop reminding me that I have no friends :/
#27 - nomorehappy (09/25/2013) [-]
This sounds like me when I play league.

[All] Nomorehappy: I shall confuse you with hard math problems!
[All] Nomorehappy: WHAT'S A NUMBER DIVISIBLE BY 17?!
[All] ********** 69: 34?
*You have slain an enemy.*
#50 - unholyjebus (09/25/2013) [-]
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I find a lot of these compliments to be a bit to corny though. The Patrick Stewart one though...
#42 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
**felixjarl rolled user shisno **
**felixjarl rolled user shisno **

User avatar #10 - leto (09/25/2013) [-]
i guess FJ really is filled with weirdos
#44 - hinrik (09/25/2013) [-]
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#47 to #44 - Firenter (09/25/2013) [-]
exactly what i was thinking
User avatar #46 to #44 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
This is exactly what I was going to post.
#25 - papaspipi (09/25/2013) [-]
**papaspipi rolled a random comment #3975676 posted by redanger at Friendly ** :
NO.

NOT THAT SONG,.


>Best daily compliment I ever got
#12 - imapancake (09/25/2013) [-]
Could anyone else see Michael Scott from the office saying these?
User avatar #24 to #12 - oldemordi (09/25/2013) [-]
now you're just making me cry D:
#55 - crowsnest (09/25/2013) [-]
If executed correctly, these would actually be great pickup lines.
#54 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
wouldnt a million mouse dollars make them normal currency? Better have one and unique
User avatar #56 to #54 - wheresthefudge (09/25/2013) [-]
There's about $1.2 Trillion floating around out there (in US $, anyway) so $1,000,000, mouse dollars would still be only about 1 millionth of that (.00001%).
So pretty damn rare.
#58 to #56 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Anyway, compare the mouse dollars with a item. Who would want one of it when there are 999999 more.?
User avatar #59 to #58 - wheresthefudge (09/25/2013) [-]
Ok, let's compare them with an item. To help your argument, let's even assume just a single country.
Sure, there are 99999 more of that item, but there are 313.9 million people (US population as of 2012, used because I already compared mouse dollars to US $). That means that given a group of 314 people, only one will have that item. Still pretty damn rare.
User avatar #52 - arkytior (09/25/2013) [-]
I can use these on my boyfriend! :3
User avatar #32 - jdistasio (09/25/2013) [-]
These sound like things Aziz Ansari would say
User avatar #30 - jaysnk (09/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like stuff Demetri martin would say
User avatar #28 - wrocky (09/25/2013) [-]
hahahaha do you have more of these?
User avatar #26 - burningsmurfs (09/25/2013) [-]
The one about the nickels actually sounds halfway smooth. I used to wonder why Mr. Rogers did that too.
#21 - dpnoice (09/25/2013) [-]
These would sound good coming from Aziz Ansari.
User avatar #18 - coolfuzzy (09/25/2013) [-]
these sound like jokes dimitri martin would say
User avatar #60 to #18 - Eggerz (09/30/2013) [-]
sounds more like Mitch Hedberg.
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