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#3 - spermanentthreat (09/24/2013) [-]
**spermanentthreat rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at You have my Word **

My drug
User avatar #155 to #3 - commandermunkee (09/25/2013) [-]
Goddamn right.
User avatar #79 to #3 - harmphrey (09/25/2013) [-]
High on America.
User avatar #82 to #79 - drmedic (09/25/2013) [-]
High on FREEDOM. and drones and **** .
#55 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
"Salvia" and "unwind" are utterly incompatible. The first time I ever did salvia, I believed that I was a conscious piece of cosmic machinery that moved events to the time and place in which they were supposed to occur. I pushed them along a rainbow ladder made of my friends to get them there. I felt that I had been this way for eternity, but that my time was coming to an end. That I needed to become this human, this being completely separate from the self I had always known. And I wept.
#69 to #55 - sensimilia (09/25/2013) [-]
salvia can be a mindblower
#176 to #55 - prozack (09/25/2013) [-]
Honestly, that was the perfect description of a salvia trip.

Hats off to you, good sir.
User avatar #63 to #55 - eklipsbrate (09/25/2013) [-]
That sounds beautiful
#48 - boylan (09/24/2013) [-]
Toothpaste on nips master race
User avatar #75 to #48 - mightyohm (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #192 to #75 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
just try it man
User avatar #117 to #48 - communityservices (09/25/2013) [-]
Scopolomine puppeteer master race
#154 to #48 - TurtleOnItsBack (09/25/2013) [-]
Did people actually do this? I wasn't around when it happened.
User avatar #134 to #2 - brettyht (09/25/2013) [-]
wonder what Through the Fire and the Flames would be like on Epic.
#4 to #2 - coolioplasm (09/24/2013) [-]
Heroin Hero
#32 to #4 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
Grabbin Heroin....i mean ADRENALIN
User avatar #62 - bushingenna (09/25/2013) [-]
Brother had a funny Whippets story
> at our friend's house.
>Doing whippet's with used whipped cream can or something.
>friend's mom sees them.
> yells to the dad "Jim, they're doing whippets!!"
>Dad: "Don't waste the whippets!!!!!!!"
#1 - chupavisor (09/24/2013) [-]
my choice
my choice
User avatar #31 to #1 - aabye (09/24/2013) [-]
Ari Gold?
#119 to #98 - BEERCANN (09/25/2013) [-]
#158 to #119 - swagbot (09/25/2013) [-]

Its no problem baabyyy!! Doctah Roxo Loves you anyways babyy! Doctah Roxo knows yaaa triieed baaabbbyyyyyyyyy.....


best DR moment ever.
#23 - yoloswagswagyolo (09/24/2013) [-]
Meth gets stuff done... Like Johnny's head
User avatar #36 to #23 - lolwatthe ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
*cough* Johnny died like a bitch. *cough*
User avatar #42 to #36 - rarityrarityrarity (09/24/2013) [-]
*cough* Johnny was always a bitch. *cough*
User avatar #44 to #42 - lolwatthe ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
*cough* But a badass bitch. *cough*
User avatar #54 to #23 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Adderal is meth
#41 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
I remember when all the kids in my class would freak out over sniffing a marker, I hated them all.
#56 to #41 - bladebites (09/25/2013) [-]
The fad in my middle school was smelling white out.   
The fad in my middle school was smelling white out.
#143 - tensatrigger (09/25/2013) [-]
My choice.
#171 to #143 - rosietheamazon (09/25/2013) [-]
i love it.
i love it.
#125 - inuyuru ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
#114 - DrollHumor (09/25/2013) [-]
I recall one day in woodshop class, 6th grade, a group of kids were sitting by the spray painting station, just deeply inhaling the fumes and laughing hysterically.
I recall one day in woodshop class, 6th grade, a group of kids were sitting by the spray painting station, just deeply inhaling the fumes and laughing hysterically.
User avatar #95 - mangostormlegend (09/25/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who read that as "saliva"?
User avatar #35 - alanflindt (09/24/2013) [-]
Salvia is most definitely not to "relax and unwind" you
#199 to #35 - aleksel (09/29/2013) [-]
Agree, i was in lego land... not relaxed at all.
But it was so much fun..
User avatar #45 to #35 - bckjoes (09/24/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly, anyone taking that stuff to relax is gonna have a bad time.
User avatar #53 to #45 - thegamerslife (09/24/2013) [-]
Wat?! It helps me relax...then again smoking weed gives me energy and motivation to get **** done...somethings wrong with my family..
User avatar #130 - franklyimaperson (09/25/2013) [-]
I kinda agree with the idea that Cocaine can be one of the worst drugs for you, I mean sure Meth and Heroin ***** you up physically and mentally, but there are obvious signs to it that can be kinda scene, and the addiction sets in

Cocaine on the other hand, Cocaine makes you feel ******* awesome, and the entire time you are on it you feel like the most brilliant capable human being on the planet, but when you eventually hit the low... then you just want more of it because god damn, you miss feeling so good about everything. The physical signs are less obvious than the others, and by the time it is really noticeable you already kinda crossed the threshold where someone could be able to do something about it

Idk, just how I see it
#166 to #130 - oxycodone (09/25/2013) [-]
Cocaine does have a physiological effect. your body because physically dependent on the substance, similar to herione. Meth does too, but Meth does a lot more damage to many other body parts, that stuff is like battery acid.
User avatar #174 to #166 - franklyimaperson (09/25/2013) [-]
Absolutely, and I am not taking away from the seriousness of Heroin or Meth, at all, that **** ***** up lives everyday, but what I am getting more toward is the fact that while when someone is tweeking on Meth, you KNOW it, they get so ****** up, and while it is easier to hide the pin bricks of Heroin, that **** takes a tole and is again easier to spot

Cocaine you snort it, and while it doesn't seem to effect you physically at first, exacttlty it makes you dependant on it to feel anything at all, but by the time this fact is clear to anyone else, it is generally past the point where they can really help you
#178 to #174 - oxycodone (09/25/2013) [-]
you are never past the point of no help. ever.
i understand what you mean, coke can go unspotted but anything sniffed really.
ive sniffed oxycodone for 4 years and went completely under the radar because i kept myself undercontrol and moving forward. if i was to be doing bad in my life or let it effect my day to day then it would be very noticeable, but it was just my poison of choice, it was my can a beer, or smoke. it is a drug why didnt it have any real negative effects ? bcuz i kept my self under control. at the end of the day everything is a drug and everyone needs there fix, whether its music or a hit a weed or beer.
User avatar #180 to #178 - franklyimaperson (09/25/2013) [-]
Oh dears, I hope you're alright now

Drugs are a touchy subject in my family, a couple of my aunts (I only really have aunts) and cousins are/were effected heavily by it, and if it isn't one thing it is another generally, so I have been more or less demonstrated to since I could understand it why drugs and alcohol abuse were bad, such as losing one of my aunts to cirrhosis of the liver before she had even touched 50, and is the primary reason why I think that most snortable stuff or abusing of prescription pills to be the real mother *******
#185 to #180 - oxycodone (09/25/2013) [-]
well i obviously still take but im making it work, thankfully, currently coming off, lowering doses, hit some real high numbers, i treat it very clinically, i dont mix drugs, i experiment with my body, i try to use my body subjectively to learn about drugs. I'm addicted to drugs.purposely. to learn. i tried almost every drug i can think of, all documented, all evaluated. it can be very painful, but i hope my contribution will help the study of the whole subject of addiction and its effects. im a very different individual.

#147 - urfunnyman (09/25/2013) [-]
**urfunnyman rolls 24**
#113 - zorororonoa (09/25/2013) [-]
The tobacco one made me laugh the most
#67 - crzycuban (09/25/2013) [-]
anyone got one for DMT?
User avatar #100 to #67 - darksideofthebeast (09/25/2013) [-]
#161 to #67 - oxycodone (09/25/2013) [-]
Ironically the closest trip i had to DMT was Salvia. Each made me very unaware of my surroundings, like once you started tripping, you better not be doing Anything where you can hurt yourself. DMT was way more pleasant. Salvia is very underrated in terms of strength, should be illegal for sure. Only one more other drug gave me any form of an "outer body experience" like Salvia and DMT and that was PCP. Which is a whole other can of worms.
User avatar #121 to #67 - ninootendoo (09/25/2013) [-]
It's basically like seeing the Universe and understanding life and yourself
#196 to #121 - crzycuban (09/26/2013) [-]
whatd you get out of it?
User avatar #197 to #196 - ninootendoo (09/26/2013) [-]
Nothing much, I didn't take it in a large amount. It was laced over weed(in a joint) so all i got was a short lived trip.
#172 - basichaharemix ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Weed is all ya need.
Weed is all ya need.
User avatar #6 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Isnt salvia that slimy thing in your mouth?
User avatar #78 to #6 - threeeighteen (09/25/2013) [-]
I wish my mouth produced salvia.
User avatar #106 to #6 - asmathiel (09/25/2013) [-]
You mean, tongue?
#123 to #6 - flixoe (09/25/2013) [-]
Looking at those thumbs:

*FJ has* instead of *I have*
#133 to #6 - ssjmizu (09/25/2013) [-]
You mean my dick?
User avatar #160 to #6 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/25/2013) [-]
o, doctor
#162 to #6 - steek (09/25/2013) [-]
your name....your name and your ******* comment
User avatar #190 to #162 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
I aint a smart Doctor
User avatar #49 to #6 - bckjoes (09/24/2013) [-]
Salvia as a drug is the herbal extract from the plant Salvia Divinorum. You smoke it in a bong. It is legal over here in the UK and can simply be bought from shops.

I've tried it a few times, it's one hell of an experience. It's not even like your hallucinating the odd monster or something, your transported to an entirely different reality and can't even remember who you are or that you've taken a drug for some time.

It often gets seriously underestimated as a drug and tbh should be made illegal. Salvia is not for the faint of heart, I suffered a bad trip once, I've never been so scared in my life, will definitely not be touching that stuff again.
#157 to #49 - ohnotwoone (09/25/2013) [-]
Do you seriously think making drugs illegal is a good idea?
User avatar #187 to #157 - bckjoes (09/25/2013) [-]
Not all drugs no, but salvia should. When your on that stuff you are completely out of control and can easily be a danger to other people.

My logic is that you should be able to do what you want to your own body, but as soon as you start putting others at risk we have a problem. It being legal has sent a message that it is tame compared to illegal drugs, and it just isn't.
#72 to #6 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm curious, where did you get your PhD?
User avatar #189 to #72 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
My Phd is in Swag ofc
#7 to #6 - sickboi (09/24/2013) [-]
that's saliva...
User avatar #8 to #7 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
and you use it as a drug?!
User avatar #10 to #8 - theblobble (09/24/2013) [-]
please, please say you're joking...
#11 to #10 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Yea....    no.... im kinda dumb
Yea.... no.... im kinda dumb
User avatar #12 to #11 - theblobble (09/24/2013) [-]
do you realize your mistake, or are you still confused?
User avatar #13 to #12 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Still cofused
User avatar #14 to #13 - theblobble (09/24/2013) [-]
wow. ok, um saliva is the liquid in your mouth, and salvia is a plant, probably used for drugs, but ive never heard of it. two different things
#15 to #14 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
OH... thank you for that bro   
here have random gif of aquaman beating the 			****		 out of wonderwomen
OH... thank you for that bro

here have random gif of aquaman beating the **** out of wonderwomen
User avatar #16 to #15 - theblobble (09/24/2013) [-]
******* awesome...
User avatar #18 to #16 - tikigott (09/24/2013) [-]

I suggest this wikipedia article. Knowing is half the battle.
User avatar #182 to #14 - curtkobain (09/25/2013) [-]
salvia is a legal hallucinogen. It doesn't last long. I've heard anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes tops.
User avatar #21 to #14 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
salvia is a hallucinogen that only lasts for a little while. last i heard it is actually legal in California for a certain age. could be wrong though.
User avatar #40 to #11 - eddio ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
That was a good laugh.
#108 to #7 - seymourtets (09/25/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing
I can't stop laughing
#131 to #7 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
how the **** did "that's saliva" get favorited 5 times?
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