I'm on a diet. my current record is 54000. CALORIES ‘runs Ml ANDREW [' g 21513 Iamarg
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#1 - bipolarprobe (09/24/2013) [-]
Haha, ******* casual
User avatar #15 to #1 - paintplayer (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh God that anatomic realism
#5 - geometric (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #5 - sirofminorclass (09/24/2013) [-]
you would should download 50 of them.
User avatar #9 to #5 - datmanksa (09/24/2013) [-]
i would , if i could
#10 to #9 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
hay sanic
User avatar #84 to #10 - datmanksa (09/27/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #45 to #5 - nikolaier (09/24/2013) [-]
exactly, i would download millions of pizzas
#60 to #5 - harryscene (09/25/2013) [-]
I can't believe they can 3d print pizza almost.
User avatar #75 to #5 - missrainbowdash (09/25/2013) [-]
just you wait you son of a bitch, technology is nearly there.
#6 to #5 - include (09/24/2013) [-]
Yes I would.   
   
 Downloading...
Yes I would.

Downloading...
User avatar #21 to #6 - cfeuer (09/24/2013) [-]
Sauce?

Tomato ofcourse.
User avatar #24 to #21 - newdevyx (09/24/2013) [-]
on the pizza.
User avatar #23 to #21 - killerliquid ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
weekenders
User avatar #81 to #21 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
*alfredo
User avatar #54 to #6 - thornberry (09/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of lego island 2
User avatar #13 to #6 - baaltomekk (09/24/2013) [-]
with extra cheese and tuna
User avatar #25 to #6 - thepandaking (09/24/2013) [-]
it's people like you that are killing the pizza artist business
#2 - fightingirishman (09/24/2013) [-]
54,000 calories. Jesus Hungry Christ, that's the equivalent of eating more than 29 Little Caesar's pepperoni pizzas but let's be honest here, you can go through one of those pies so fast it's like you're inhaling it.
User avatar #82 to #2 - wobblewub (09/25/2013) [-]
I swear I couldn't live without their $5 hotnready pizzas. I just couldn't...
#27 to #2 - bronywhat (09/24/2013) [-]
Dude, every time I buy a pizza from there I don't even realize I ate the whole thing till I reach for another slice and there isn't one. And I'm like "how the 			****		 did I do that, that's more food than I ate all yesterday."   
   
I thought it was just me.
Dude, every time I buy a pizza from there I don't even realize I ate the whole thing till I reach for another slice and there isn't one. And I'm like "how the **** did I do that, that's more food than I ate all yesterday."

I thought it was just me.
#50 to #27 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
Little Caesar's is so 			*******		 good that it ought to be illegal.   
   
Tfw $5 pizzas
Little Caesar's is so ******* good that it ought to be illegal.

Tfw $5 pizzas
#69 - lolfire (09/25/2013) [-]
There's no calories in heroin.
#46 - freakyfingers (09/24/2013) [-]
Mfw I'm diabetic and I'm required to count
#51 to #46 - ihaveablackfrend (09/24/2013) [-]
I think you spelled diabeetus wrong
User avatar #64 to #51 - freakyfingers (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm Diabeedustic*
#12 - metalmind (09/24/2013) [-]
My record was 24000.
It was a whole Fürst Pückler Cake.
I didn't eat anything for 2 days after that.

It may not look like much but it's a cake made out of whip cream, fudge pudding cream, several layers of jam/marmelade and the bottom plus a sugar glazing.
Coukdn't find the picture of a big one though.
User avatar #56 to #12 - ridivey (09/25/2013) [-]
get on my level, 60,121 calories, i copied their video and made one for a party.
it tasted like a unicorn's blood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MUYs9mw9o
#20 to #12 - lolmasterx (09/24/2013) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #22 to #20 - metalmind (09/24/2013) [-]
You should try that cake, really.
But be warned, eating that much ends up having the same effects as eating at taco bell.
#26 to #12 - greycatmon (09/24/2013) [-]
I haven't made one of these yet, but you should try to make this one. everything is Reese's
User avatar #28 to #26 - vortexrain (09/24/2013) [-]
I've never know true happiness, but I feel like eating that cake would be pretty damn close.
User avatar #30 to #28 - greycatmon (09/24/2013) [-]
I would be in heaven eating this cake.
User avatar #34 to #30 - vortexrain (09/24/2013) [-]
My sister made a cake out of chocolate cake mix, nutella, chocolate chips, and mini-reeses. It was so ******* delicious.
User avatar #35 to #34 - greycatmon (09/24/2013) [-]
That sounds so damn good. I don't care how sick I would be. Now I am even more hungry lol
User avatar #37 to #35 - vortexrain (09/24/2013) [-]
It'd be worth it, trust me.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain (09/24/2013) [-]
*known*
User avatar #32 to #12 - arnoldnorris (09/24/2013) [-]
I once ate an entire Marble cake covered in half an inch of Nutella topped with KitKats and Twix.
User avatar #33 to #32 - legomanjaimy (09/24/2013) [-]
Diabeetus Much?
User avatar #36 to #33 - arnoldnorris (09/24/2013) [-]
Diabeetus is bliss.
User avatar #40 to #32 - metalmind (09/24/2013) [-]
Do you still have the recipy?
#11 - smileulz (09/24/2013) [-]
Pizza is love, Pizza is Life. Pizza is Peace. No one is shooting guns when pizza is being masticated.
Pizza is love, Pizza is Life. Pizza is Peace. No one is shooting guns when pizza is being masticated.
#73 to #11 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
pizza is code name for shrek
#70 to #11 - theinfamouschad (09/25/2013) [-]
You've obviously never played DMC 3.
User avatar #3 - molestedbeggar (09/24/2013) [-]
i probably eat less than 1000 calories a day.
i blame the internet.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ragingcacti (09/24/2013) [-]
I blame the hangovers.
#7 to #4 - dreadrabbit (09/24/2013) [-]
I blame both.
User avatar #8 to #3 - washabletaco (09/24/2013) [-]
Random Fact: The jews were fed about 1000 calories a day during the holocaust.
#49 - unbelievable ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
DEM CARTOON BOOBS!
DEM CARTOON BOOBS!
#68 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 to #57 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
This ***** is using his the phone he stole from work to take selfies.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ausamo (09/25/2013) [-]
with pizza, you forgot about the pizza!!!
User avatar #14 - Falkor (09/24/2013) [-]
that's about as bad as college kids using those "blood alcohol level self tests" at bars which were supposed to see if you were ok to drive to see who could get the highest (BAC) that is the reason many, many bars have removed or don't use them ... especially around campuses
User avatar #42 to #14 - sketchE ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
tucker max did that once
User avatar #43 - robdabob ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
It called Malcolm in the middle because he's always deep in **** .
#63 to #43 - dontknowmeatall (09/25/2013) [-]
1.- It's called like that because he's the third of five sons.
2.- wrong content, genius.
#44 to #43 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
You're a failure.
#53 to #44 - robdabob ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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#65 to #53 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #52 to #44 - robdabob ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, i try my best
#47 to #44 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
Well you're an anon.
User avatar #48 to #47 - captainsheperd (09/24/2013) [-]
you are too
User avatar #58 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/25/2013) [-]
Why is the pizza the only colored thing?
Is it supposed to appeal to fatties?
User avatar #61 to #58 - akkere ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
It's symbolic to the fact that no matter how black and white your world might seem be, pizza will bring it color.

I really have no ******* clue.
User avatar #62 to #61 - akkere ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
might seem to be*
User avatar #55 - oliviersans (09/25/2013) [-]
I eat more than anyone I have ever met. Whenever people ask me where I put the food I say in my dick )
User avatar #74 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/25/2013) [-]
I don't think I've ever counted my maximum number of calories, but I average 3-5 thousand daily so that's something.
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User avatar #80 to #74 - kaeume (09/25/2013) [-]
3-5 thousand is a lot to take in daily
User avatar #83 to #80 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm a big guy who exercises a lot so it's to be expected.
#67 - iamphoenix (09/25/2013) [-]
Just bulkin', brah.
User avatar #66 - lazypaul (09/25/2013) [-]
I have a calorie counter app on my phone and I'm using it to try and gain weight so I can move up a weight class in wrestling without being much smaller than the other guys. **** sucks man, eating is becoming a chore.
User avatar #59 - KingBoo (09/25/2013) [-]
boobs.
#39 - stallioncock (09/24/2013) [-]
My records at 53,594.
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