German. . .. . I an wan can drum a dunk but you ttm' t fund a food IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR Fax) IN A TOWN CALLED FODD. Wir essen unseren Essen in Essen German I an wan can drum a dunk but you ttm' t fund food IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR Fax) A TOWN CALLED FODD Wir essen unseren Essen in
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - ogloko
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america will always be better because our eagle isnt a ******
User avatar #160 to #2 - gorilladinn
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Well I thought it was funny
User avatar #64 to #2 - arthurboy
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but your president is.
i'm not even sorry
#116 to #64 - acksl
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Ogloko is getting thumbed down into oblivion and you only get 11 thumbs up?
Sometimes I don't even know anymore
User avatar #130 to #116 - ctrlaltdeleet
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because his comment was actually funny, and Ogloko's was complete ****?
User avatar #142 to #130 - beds
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I believe he meant they Arthurboy's joke was amazing, and it's only got a fraction of Ogloko's red thumbs, but to be fair, he's had 17 hours to be thumbed down, while the joke has only been up for 4.
User avatar #53 to #2 - swagloon
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please no
#208 to #2 - ogloko
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well this was unpopular lol
#51 to #2 - paradoxpoetic
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Have you heard the noise your bird makes? It's so shameful that it's always, *always*, dubbed over by a hawk.
#129 to #2 - anon id: 5ec0fb21
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Lol at all the people who can't see it was a joke.
#133 to #2 - tanabata
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#121 to #2 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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******* Copycats.


S.P.Q.R.4lyfe
User avatar #148 to #121 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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That's relative. You see, the Holy Roman Empire of German nation saw itself as succesor of SPQR and thus adopted their logo, the golden eagle.
#134 to #2 - sequel
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User avatar #19 to #2 - rustlingthejimmys
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You sir can suck a big fat throbbing cock
User avatar #101 to #19 - foxxywithpaws
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c-can I suck a big fat throbbing cock too, please...?
#117 to #101 - rustlingthejimmys
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Sure no ones stopping you
Sure no ones stopping you
User avatar #122 to #117 - lordreginald
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Your gif is in perfect sync with Another One Bites the Dust.
I can't stop looking at it now.
#105 to #2 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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#82 to #2 - djskully
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well i thought it was funny...

coz you know... jokes?
#12 to #2 - Killerwale
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it's not the bird that makes the country, but the people, and you sir are being ******* stupid and setting a horrible example.
it's not the bird that makes the country, but the people, and you sir are being ******* stupid and setting a horrible example.
#90 to #12 - stalini
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How retarded you must be to take that seriously?
User avatar #18 to #2 - anonymoose
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Their eagle isn't balding.
User avatar #159 to #2 - deadlove **User deleted account**
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i like the dark eagle more ,it has more beauty to it... and doesn't look as cocky.
#135 to #2 - anon id: 83bbd1e1
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hey guys look, someone told a joke. lets thumb him down to oblivion.
#169 to #135 - DucklingDick
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You don't seem to understand. Everybody who opposes us shall inevitably fall.
User avatar #46 to #2 - kingofdogs
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Guys, g-guys, I think it might have been a joke...
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#5 to #2 - merrymarvelite
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Yeah, well in Canada we have honking assholes AKA geese.
#136 to #5 - sequel
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That thing has teeth on its tongue!
That thing has teeth on its tongue!
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User avatar #8 to #2 - zerosonaku
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That is a Golden eagle on the German flag dude.
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#204 to #2 - kanedam
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have a green thumb... and may god have mercy upon your soul...

i didnt think the joke was funny, but i dont think it's worth a red thumb.
User avatar #109 to #2 - heroofkvatch
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Is that why you're trying to model your education system after ours?
#176 to #2 - lukchy
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this is actually a really funny comment lol
User avatar #97 to #2 - gitanisme
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But you stole it from the natives.
User avatar #173 to #2 - rockamekishiko
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maybe an old black guy with grey hair?
#3 to #2 - kanedam
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#4 to #3 - mattandstuff
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#145 to #4 - witislimited
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#155 to #145 - melwach
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User avatar #6 - makedonski
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Wir essen unseren Essen in Essen
User avatar #118 to #6 - mranldestroyer
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hide the jews
#87 to #6 - hybridxproject
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read that in the singer of rammsteins voice, German is so metal
read that in the singer of rammsteins voice, German is so metal
#106 to #87 - mampfer
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Not everyone in Germany is like Rammstein
User avatar #126 to #6 - folkflunky
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Ï dönt knöw höw tö tälk gërmän sö Ï'm döïng thïs.

Ät lëäst Ï knöw rüssïän.
User avatar #190 to #126 - extooso
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quite right, but we dont have the ë and the Ï but we have the ß
User avatar #191 to #190 - folkflunky
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I dönt knöw höw tö tälk germän, ßut I knöw rüssiän, ät leäst.
User avatar #192 to #191 - extooso
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the ß reprsents a sz
I dönt knöw höw tö tälk germän, But I knöw rüßßiän, ät leäßt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - folkflunky
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Мы выиграли войну, я могу использовать ваши идиомы ошибочно столько, сколько я хочу. fagget.
User avatar #207 to #193 - extooso
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UIUIUI net gelei so übadreibe mei kleiner des war doch nur nett gmeind. d krieg hat damit nix zudun
User avatar #209 to #207 - folkflunky
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Ниггер какого хрена ты сказал.
Не даже Google может перевести это дерьмо.

Кстати, война имеет отношение к этому. Мы выиграли, мы можем делать то, что мы хотим. И мы до сих пор не сделал ничего плохого. Даже не "вторжение" Сирии, потому что они наши союзники.

Я имею в виду, пойти туда и убить FSA войск.
User avatar #210 to #209 - extooso
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also jezz pass mo uff du kleine schwuchtel ich fick dich so hart in den bobbes das ich dich uffspieß un iwwer de grill knusprigg braten tu. ich sreib nur dialekt damit du kleener saftseckel net verstescht was ich schreib un weil du meenst russisch zu schreibe. es sollte nie hier in eine politische diskussion ausarten, was du gerne hättest, ich wollte dich nur belehren anfangs und du kommst hier mit dem schwachsinn. mir ist deine einstellung gegenüber den syrienkonflick sowas von scheißegal. wenn du diskussieren will such dir irgend ein forum oder so aber nerv mich nicht.
User avatar #216 to #210 - berentzen
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Do gug no. Nommol so an schwoba seggl.
User avatar #211 to #210 - folkflunky
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Вы понимаете, что я шучу, не так ли?

Я имею в виду, кто, черт возьми, настолько глуп, что будет использовать политические основания утверждать о войне, которая закончилась в 1947 году?
User avatar #212 to #211 - extooso
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Sie, mein Herr. Gute Nacht.
User avatar #213 to #212 - folkflunky
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Я просто сказал, что я шучу.

Спокойный ад вниз.
User avatar #220 to #126 - makedonski
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Да? Вы понимаете?
User avatar #221 to #220 - folkflunky
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Да, конечно, я понимаю вас.
User avatar #222 to #221 - makedonski
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I taught myself some Russian, I can read and speak fine, I just can't write that well
User avatar #223 to #222 - folkflunky
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I'm from Ukraine, so I know both ukrainian and russian.
Sadly, since I live in Argentina, I forgot how to speak it, which really saddens me. That's the reason why I make sure I don't forget how to write it and read it.
User avatar #224 to #223 - makedonski
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Aren't the two languages essentially the same?
User avatar #225 to #224 - folkflunky
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Ukrainian and russian is like portuguese and spanish. They have many things in common, but there are some things that aren't common at all.
#143 to #6 - silvermarsh
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Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger?
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger?
User avatar #10 to #6 - lavitts
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uh, ja?
#15 to #10 - berentzen
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Gut so!
Gut so!
#115 to #15 - olesc
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God I ******* love this movie. Probably my all time favorite comedy movie.
God I ******* love this movie. Probably my all time favorite comedy movie.
User avatar #198 to #15 - matheomaidana
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that's a high quality gif
#70 to #15 - anon id: 2ab9201e
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Top secret is best!
#72 to #6 - igelior
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User avatar #96 to #72 - titsandpuss
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JAWOOOOLL!
User avatar #14 to #6 - rumpelstilzchen
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unser*
#60 - mraye
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An eagle on an American flag represents Freedom. An eagle on a German flag represents Nazis...
#131 to #60 - johrny
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#110 to #60 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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Srsly?
Srsly?
#93 to #60 - swordwoman
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User avatar #65 to #60 - hudis
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The golden eagle has been a symbol of Germany since the foundation of the Holy Roman Empire over a thousand years ago. The bald eagle of the U.S. is just symbol stolen from the Native Americans and in modern times often proclaimed a symbol of freedom for whatever reason.
#156 to #65 - mraye
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Oh I see now. That explains it. I remember that the eagle was the symbol of the Roman Empire, that obviously must have transfered over to the Holy Roman Empire and then continued throughout the ages. I thought it was just adopted by the Nazis to show they were as powerful as the Roman empire.
User avatar #161 to #156 - hudis
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That's what the founding fathers did, more or less.
#62 to #60 - datgermanguy
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Nope.
User avatar #140 to #62 - kristovsky
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Deutsche-Eagle be all like "faggots do you even lift? this is how you flex faggots!"
#31 - wedgehead
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Bis gleich Kameraden, ich gehe eben nach Essen, mein Essen essen.
#137 to #31 - rasins
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No Germany, you may not invade poland.
No Germany, you may not invade poland.
#154 to #31 - thebesttrumpeteer
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haben Sie Drei Kameraden gelesen? Es ist ein fantastiches Buch. I know it's unrelated but you reminded me.
#75 to #31 - juha
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Sehr schön, und danach in Baden-Baden baden.
#41 to #31 - avarius
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Ich hab mein Essen eben nicht in Essen, sondern in Hessen gegessen.
Ich hab mein Essen eben nicht in Essen, sondern in Hessen gegessen.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ljxjlos
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Leider kann ich den Scherz nicht weiterführen, da ich meine Nahrung in Bayern zu mir genommen habe. ****
#40 to #31 - germanperv
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User avatar #67 to #40 - butiloveu
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This english is not the yellow from the egg.
User avatar #79 to #67 - wedgehead
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I believe I spider.
#103 to #79 - fragman
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Seriously guys this is so what from under all pig.
User avatar #104 to #103 - wedgehead
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I believe my pig whistles!
#123 to #104 - blalba
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You can't just say that so me-nothing-you-nothing.
#125 to #123 - germanperv
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#146 to #125 - fragman
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There fry me but one a stork...
#66 to #40 - fragman
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This must seem like a lot of hurr-durr to people who don't know the german idiom.
User avatar #139 to #40 - hotschurl
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My lovely mister singing club! I think i spider.
User avatar #11 - lavitts
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Germany is showing national pride? TO THE BUNKERS!
User avatar #48 to #11 - huszti
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don't worry, we'll never do that irl. we're only allowed to show national pride on the internet.
#20 - paraptor
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mfw when i live in food
User avatar #28 to #20 - solidderking
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the city is actually called Essen
User avatar #29 to #28 - wedgehead
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"Essen" is the german word for "food".
#30 to #29 - solidderking
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yep, that is what i wanted to say im germany myself
#32 to #30 - wedgehead
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At my old school, there was a spanish-teacher who moved to Germany with only one reason: potato-omelette   
   
   
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At my old school, there was a spanish-teacher who moved to Germany with only one reason: potato-omelette


<---MFW
User avatar #34 to #32 - solidderking
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wow. i thought Germany was famous for Cars, beer, oktoberfest ( actually Bavarian ) and the stuff that happened between 1939 and 1945.
User avatar #35 to #34 - wedgehead
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Well, this guys was kind of strange anyway.
He is a spanish-teacher in Germany who speaks 5 languages fluently.
German and Spanish are none of them...
User avatar #44 to #35 - solidderking
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best combination ever.
i have a similar teacher, he is a music and English teacher, but he doesn't know much words and cant sing.
#68 to #44 - fragman
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so he... humms?
User avatar #69 to #68 - solidderking
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if i have a good day.....
User avatar #33 to #20 - muffinzexe
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Wo genau?
#36 to #33 - paraptor
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Das wüsstest du wohl gerne, was?
User avatar #37 to #36 - muffinzexe
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Sonst würd ich wohl nciht fragen
#38 to #37 - paraptor
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Musterstr. 1 im Stadtteil Musterdorf
User avatar #43 to #38 - solidderking
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ey, ich glaub ich kenn dich, du bist doch max mustermann, oder?
#94 to #43 - anon id: 47e366b7
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Ja cool sag seinen ganzen Name und willst du noch seine adresse übertragen?
User avatar #95 to #94 - solidderking
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die adresse hatt er doch schon gesagt
Musterstr. 1 im Stadtteil Musterdorf
Max musterman

du verstehst schon das dass ein witz ist, oder ?
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#55 - gunnay
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´rmany
#119 - SognaVetr
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In Belgium there's an area nicknamd "the anal triangle" because there are 3 towns called Reet (Ass), Kontich (something like Arseville) and Aartselaar (something like Analburgh).
User avatar #144 to #119 - baaltomekk
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In Germany, we have the digestive Triumvirate with Essen (food), Darmstadt (gut city) and Pforzheim (fart ville)
User avatar #165 to #144 - harryhai
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there are further Ekel (Disgust), Fickmühlen (********) and my personal favorite Hodenhagen...and I dont know how to translate this
User avatar #177 to #165 - arreatface
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you sneaky basterd
User avatar #181 to #177 - harryhai
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wat
#182 to #181 - arreatface
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sounds like Hodor Hodor to me and i believe its very offensive
User avatar #183 to #182 - harryhai
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XD less offensive, more stupid. hoden = testicles...but the "hagen" is just..a name
#185 to #183 - arreatface
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smurf you mother smurfer, you're just a smurf sucker and like smurfs in your smurf.
#188 to #185 - harryhai
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okay, honey
#189 to #188 - arreatface
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Wanna play the Rape Game ?
#194 to #189 - harryhai
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#73 - theallerbest
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I live in Essen! ESSEN IS MENTIONED ON FJ!

#74 to #73 - Alogan
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Go Germans!
#47 - huszti
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