Good Point!. .. because its a biological impossibility.
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#5 - RyanJK (09/24/2013) [-]
because its a biological impossibility.
#25 to #5 - Rascal (09/24/2013) [-]
Thank god someone on funnyjunk has common sense
User avatar #13 to #5 - iamnotgoodwithname (09/24/2013) [-]
so Jesus is a biological impossibility?
#14 to #13 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, but because was born from a virgin.
#21 to #14 - JHDog (09/24/2013) [-]
can't you technically get pregnant through IVF without the need of intercourse?
#22 to #21 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Not during those times, but I guess you could now.
#23 to #22 - JHDog (09/24/2013) [-]
well yeah thats what i mean lol
#17 to #14 - yoloswagswagyolo (09/24/2013) [-]
proof gos isn't reel
#9 - xgreenmaidenx (09/24/2013) [-]
I guess everyone in the comments have read the bible?
Come one, it's funny.
#19 - Rascal (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm really tired of this whole gay rights crap. I don't mind gay people. They should be able to do whatever anyone else can do as far as I'm concerned. But I draw the line at trying to change the meaning of words because they don't suit you. You are not someone's parent unless they are your offspring. You will never be their parent and you just have to deal with that. What people need to realize is that, when taking care of a child, there are plenty of more important things than being a parent. You have to be a role model, a guardian, and a friend along with a million other things. The same can be said for marriage. It's just a word. Some people see it as a spiritual bond and some see it as a legal one, but it's not a change in the relationship. It's a symbol of what that relationship has become. I realize there are a bunch of legal issues on that front, but, as far as I'm concerned marriage shouldn't even be a part of any laws other than the ones held within religious groups.
User avatar #20 to #19 - uzbekistan (09/24/2013) [-]
So a couple that adopts a child aren't parents? They don't want to change the definition because the definition doesn't say it HAS to be a mother or father. The actual definition is be or act as a mother or father to someone. So how about YOU stop trying to change the definition. Oh wait the government is already with you as gay marriage is only legal in 13 states. TLR go **** yourself
User avatar #26 to #19 - sparkajh (09/24/2013) [-]
-Two guys in a relationship
-Both give sperm sample to put into a surrogate
-Never find out which one worked
-Parents and offspring
User avatar #15 - bitchplzzz (09/24/2013) [-]
What a faggot
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#7 to #6 - Rascal (09/24/2013) [-]
With that logic Maria was being an unfaithful bitch
User avatar #11 to #6 - winsauceiswin (09/24/2013) [-]
gay couple wants a kid, one donates sperm to woman making him the biological father then that makes his husband a step dad right?
User avatar #12 to #11 - vonspyder (09/24/2013) [-]
no that makes him bitch dad.
#4 - elaxx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
> implying the Holy Spirit and Joseph were gays
#24 to #4 - elaxx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
for all the red thumbers, nothing against gays, I'm fine with them, just saying that this is a bad example

but yea it is funny
#8 - ggdhindo (09/24/2013) [-]
Read the Book damn it!
#27 to #8 - mitchr (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, read the book.

There is one point where the Bible says anything about gay marriage.

There are THREE where it mentions (in a negative context) figs.
I think the result is clear.
User avatar #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Well I guess Joseph was like a step dad
User avatar #3 - konradkurze (09/23/2013) [-]
Fiction Story:
In the MIDDLE EAST....where men hold the power.....Mary has a baby and its not her husbands...and he DOESNT demand she be stoned to death for adultery
#29 - screaming (09/24/2013) [-]
Except God and Joseph didn't have a romantic and sexual relationship together.

Swear to Christ, every Gay Rights Activist that uses THIS as an argument pisses me off due to their ignorance.
#28 - tragicrhapsody (09/24/2013) [-]
God's considered to be a man, but he's kinda both, he's god, just known to be a man for power and masculinity.
#18 - Rascal (09/24/2013) [-]
But he also had a mother?
#16 - Rascal (09/24/2013) [-]
because you're already born. THIS ****** WANTS HIS PARENTS DIVORCED AND A NEW DAD. WHAT A DICK
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