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User avatar #12 - ewowo (09/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
T'was the nizzle before christmizzle, and all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle
All were awaiting sizzle claus and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
The stocking was hung on my big fat dizzle
We was hoping to get some of that good shizzle
The children were snuzzled up, sleeping in bed
My bitch on my dizzle, giving holiday head
When outside my crizzle there rolled such a clatter
I stuck my head out and yelled "What tha **** is the matter?!"
It was Tyrone for the ninth time this week,
He was stealing our christmizzle while deep in a tweek.
I'd kick that nizzle out if it not for the bad weather,
instead, i reared back and said, " **** tyrone, get it together!"
Then down from the chimney a fat pimp did slide
I could tizzle fosho he was from the north side.
Santa ***** , wat up, did you bring me some Chronic?
Or 40's, and Gin to mix with my tonic?
#3 - anonmynous (09/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am perfectly alright with snoop dog using the word 'swag'
#6 - wmpedo (09/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Snoop dogg, the one rapper i cant bring myself to hate
Snoop dogg, the one rapper i cant bring myself to hate
#1 - yacchatta (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #24 - istoleyoursoxs (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop Lion guys, remember, he found himself
#23 - yaboyjacobsmith (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i love snoop dogg
i love snoop dogg
User avatar #9 - legodude (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ian Neale interviewed on Sky News after meeting Snoop Dogg I remember seeing this about Snoop Dogg and a Welsh farmer about growing "vegetables"
#27 - radamski (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lose my sides every time I see this.
I lose my sides every time I see this.
User avatar #31 - moondoggy (09/24/2013) [-]
Shouldn't have been Sizzle Clause (which isn't even the right one, shoulda been "Claus")

Saint Nizzle is the clear choice for a Snoop-style telling of the Nizzle before Chrizzle.
User avatar #8 - royrogersmcfreely (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop dogg?.... I think your lion..... Sorry
#40 - rapsuskiller (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - kanpai (09/24/2013) [-]
does snoop dog ever say swag?
#35 - TomHamilton (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth, But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin' and peepin', On naughty kids while they' sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin'. Don't you 'Ho Ho' me! I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. You ain't a saint you' a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go!
#22 - fourtwentt (09/24/2013) [-]
******* xmas comes earlier every year
User avatar #21 - franklinclinton (09/24/2013) [-]
Thanks to the commenters, I have a new collection of Snoop Dogg pictures
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