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User avatar #12 - ewowo (09/24/2013) [-]
T'was the nizzle before christmizzle, and all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle
All were awaiting sizzle claus and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
The stocking was hung on my big fat dizzle
We was hoping to get some of that good shizzle
The children were snuzzled up, sleeping in bed
My bitch on my dizzle, giving holiday head
When outside my crizzle there rolled such a clatter
I stuck my head out and yelled "What tha **** is the matter?!"
It was Tyrone for the ninth time this week,
He was stealing our christmizzle while deep in a tweek.
I'd kick that nizzle out if it not for the bad weather,
instead, i reared back and said, " **** tyrone, get it together!"
Then down from the chimney a fat pimp did slide
I could tizzle fosho he was from the north side.
Santa ***** , wat up, did you bring me some Chronic?
Or 40's, and Gin to mix with my tonic?
#41 to #12 - mastaeddo (09/24/2013) [-]
my face when i clicked show replies
User avatar #13 to #12 - ewowo (09/24/2013) [-]
The fat bizzle said "ho, ho" and opened his sack
It was stuffed full of kush, had to take a step back
"Is this for the Snoop? Did you bring dizzle for me?
To blaze wit my hoes and my closest homies?"
" ***** this **** ain't for yo dank ass" he said with a boom
"the warehouse was packed and we couldn't make room"
as sad fizzles began to appear,
santa ***** announce "i got dis idear"
he openned his sizzle and pulled out three bongs
it didn't take lizzle to see what was goin on
the famizzle lit up like the fourth of july
didnt take long before the famizzle was high
Santa just nodded his head, his eyes about shut
It was then that I knew: Saint Nizzle was ****** up
He ate all my ************* cookies I left on the plate
User avatar #14 to #13 - ewowo (09/24/2013) [-]
Then he went to the fridge and he ate, and he ate, and that fat *********** ate
"Santa Nizzle, the **** ? Our cupboard is bare.
You betta leave dat Kush and get the **** outta here."
" **** yo **** ****** , north side fo life,
I'ma kill you then **** yo wife"
nizzle was quick, but i always have my nine,
santa dropped to the flo, weak ass ****** was dyin.
"I'ma keep da kush and all three bongs" i said with a smirk
den all the hunizzles came out and started to twerk.
all the stockings were filled with welfare and prizzles on the flo,
i turned to cap santa again, but he waddnt there anymo
So next time you nizzles upset on christmizzle in the hood,
just remember, santa ******** gun make it good.
#16 to #14 - seldanas ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
That was brilliant
User avatar #17 to #16 - ewowo (09/24/2013) [-]
Not mine.
User avatar #37 to #17 - twdeathnote (09/24/2013) [-]
That's too bad. Still funny as hell though.
User avatar #29 to #14 - ashee (09/24/2013) [-]
That was beautiful :')
#25 to #14 - kidddraco (09/24/2013) [-]
I want this to be my christmas, my god I'd be so happy.
#3 - anonmynous (09/24/2013) [-]
I am perfectly alright with snoop dog using the word 'swag'
User avatar #4 to #3 - snakefire (09/24/2013) [-]
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#15 to #3 - zimbagwe (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop Lion*
User avatar #26 to #3 - bjornkrage (09/24/2013) [-]
also, note the fact that swag were sorta-ish correctly used.
#6 - wmpedo ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop dogg, the one rapper i cant bring myself to hate
Snoop dogg, the one rapper i cant bring myself to hate
User avatar #19 to #6 - bloodygod (09/24/2013) [-]
what about Immortal technique?
#20 to #19 - anon (09/24/2013) [-]
Or Nas
User avatar #39 to #20 - rapsuskiller (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 to #6 - onceman (09/24/2013) [-]
there are way better rappers both as people and musically.
#42 to #6 - rakoom (09/24/2013) [-]
What about Eminem? I'm outdated on him as of late, but he seems like a cool guy.
User avatar #43 to #6 - mitchr (09/24/2013) [-]
No love for Macklemore?
He has songs about his experiences with drugs, and how it's terrible, and how his friends died.
He has songs about how as a kid he thought Air Jordans would make him cool, and his friend's older brother was killed and robbed of his shoes, and how we're all just consumers, bred to buy from companies.
He has songs about hate and ignorance and how so many people call things 'gay' without understanding what gay people are (people, to be exact), and that it is not a wrong thing to be.
And then Thrift Shop gets popular.
It has meaning. But regardless of that, Thrift Shop is not his best song at all. Nowhere near it. Far from it, in fact.

TLDR: Macklemore is awesome as hell.
User avatar #11 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't hate LL Cool J. He just seems like a cool dude.
#2 to #1 - empithree (09/23/2013) [-]
dashizzle through the snowizzle...
dashizzle through the snowizzle...
User avatar #24 - istoleyoursoxs (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop Lion guys, remember, he found himself
#23 - yaboyjacobsmith (09/24/2013) [-]
i love snoop dogg
i love snoop dogg
User avatar #32 to #23 - folkflunky (09/24/2013) [-]
There's no human being that can do smoother movements than Snoop Dogg.
User avatar #9 - legodude (09/24/2013) [-]
Ian Neale interviewed on Sky News after meeting Snoop Dogg I remember seeing this about Snoop Dogg and a Welsh farmer about growing "vegetables"
#10 to #9 - jamiemsm ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
brilliant ^^
#27 - radamski (09/24/2013) [-]
I lose my sides every time I see this.
I lose my sides every time I see this.
User avatar #36 to #27 - mrslippyfist (09/24/2013) [-]
huurrr le my sides im le done XDDD
User avatar #31 - moondoggy (09/24/2013) [-]
Shouldn't have been Sizzle Clause (which isn't even the right one, shoulda been "Claus")

Saint Nizzle is the clear choice for a Snoop-style telling of the Nizzle before Chrizzle.
User avatar #8 - royrogersmcfreely (09/24/2013) [-]
Snoop dogg?.... I think your lion..... Sorry
#35 - TomHamilton (09/24/2013) [-]
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth, But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin' and peepin', On naughty kids while they' sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin'. Don't you 'Ho Ho' me! I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. You ain't a saint you' a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go!
#44 to #35 - shruika (09/25/2013) [-]
haaaaah ERPH, Mah man!
#40 - rapsuskiller (09/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - kanpai (09/24/2013) [-]
does snoop dog ever say swag?
#22 - fourtwentt (09/24/2013) [-]
******* xmas comes earlier every year
User avatar #21 - franklinclinton (09/24/2013) [-]
Thanks to the commenters, I have a new collection of Snoop Dogg pictures
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