Insert Title. . This will be the cause of a nuclear war 2. When at DEFCON 1, prepare a salvo of ICBMs, each with a payload of pumpkins, launch them at the enemy's cities and installations. As the missiles explode the en Pumpkin
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User avatar #2 - megaguyx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
When at DEFCON 1, prepare a salvo of ICBMs, each with a payload of pumpkins, launch them at the enemy's cities and installations. As the missiles explode the enemy will be showered with pumpkins and they will then go into deep thought about the stupidity of war, as they're all busy thinking, fire another salvo with plutonium warheads...
#1 - professorrowan (09/24/2013) [-]
they wipe out our pumpkin crops ruining halloween, and thus we retaliate with nuclear war
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