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Get that ************ alone, so no one else
is with you. Sit her the **** down and sit
down right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate or whatever the **** girls
like, tampons or some **** . Hold her hands,
both of them, not just we cause that' s
******* pussy. Leek into her eyes, deep as
**** , do that **** don' t just think about
doing it. Stay there for a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out, Just five
simple words 'Will you be my girlfriend?'
cause that ***** s cuter than 'will we out
with tre'?' After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will come back and thank
me for this. Haw fun being in a relationship
******* ,
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#10 - geranemo **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough,got stuck in washing machine
#56 to #10 - ethanfromhell (09/24/2013) [-]
go back to the manual and remember to separate the whites and the colors. Jim Crow style, then place woman in voodu circle and skip to step 5
#53 to #10 - yomommabinshoppin (09/24/2013) [-]
Nice change from getting a dick caught in the ceiling fan, bravo
User avatar #22 - jackspadess (09/23/2013) [-]
Instructions clear enough. Got dick stuck in women.
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm not allowed to own pets anymore. Thanks OP.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (09/23/2013) [-]
Battlefield 3 Fun Tactics Delivery
Cr1tikal's advice works much better.
User avatar #13 to #12 - tittylovin (09/23/2013) [-]
(Start watching at about 1:12 if you just wanna skip straight to the advice)
User avatar #54 to #12 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
God dammit I was watching that while my roommate and his gf were sharing a romantic moment in their chair. Bad time to burst out laughing
User avatar #14 to #12 - toof (09/23/2013) [-]
Thumbs up, 'cause of the funniest guy alive
User avatar #17 - tomowrath (09/23/2013) [-]
Just wear a fedora and act very nice to her. Offer to carry her bags and make sure you tell ehr that you're best friends alot.

Women will appreciate this and want the D within a week.
User avatar #31 to #17 - slynke (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks a plenty for that wonderful advice. Might I also suggest a classy neckbeard to go along with said fedora? It, as well as the fedora, guarantees class and fashion, or at least in my opinion.
User avatar #45 to #31 - blobbanned (09/24/2013) [-]
Thats great too, but if you REALLY want to get her attention text her "can u pls respond". This way the female will understand your desire for communication with her.
User avatar #57 to #45 - slynke (09/24/2013) [-]
Sounds great! But you also want her to know that you really care for her, so you should also always say stuff like: "hey femanon were r u???" "hey r u dere???" "ill alwas be der 4 u femanon" and my favorite, "hy wen can ur dad pik us up?? need a anser now!!"
User avatar #52 to #17 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Also, little known fact, the hair follicles that sprout from the neck exude female-attracting hormones that few women can resist. Make sure to grow them out.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tomowrath (09/23/2013) [-]
The fedora guarantees class and fashion.
User avatar #25 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
Tried this.
Got arrested.
Not allowed around the school anymore.
#20 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
tell them you hope they know you just wanna be friends if thats okay for them. bitches be trippin
User avatar #63 - xdeathspawnx (09/24/2013) [-]
I tried this and am now no longer allowed within 100 yards of an elementary school. Thanks OP.
#24 - PedoBearFTW (09/23/2013) [-]
what about asking out a boy?
what about asking out a boy?
User avatar #36 to #24 - tankthejackal (09/24/2013) [-]
tell him how you feel about him seriously, because my current girlfriend didn't say anything, I ended up just being friends with her for 3 years because she kept her mouth shut
User avatar #39 to #24 - misticalz ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Twerk on his dick
User avatar #26 to #24 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
Well if it was me I'd prefer for her to just cut the ******** and ask me out.
User avatar #27 to #26 - PedoBearFTW (09/23/2013) [-]
Hm, what about not exactly asking out, but just telling them I like them?
I'm new at this, don't hurt me.
User avatar #28 to #27 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
Again, this is just me, but just tell him I guess.
I'm the kind of person who won't notice that **** unless it's shoved into my face.
User avatar #29 to #28 - PedoBearFTW (09/23/2013) [-]
Well thank you, I'm awful with guys. I have no idea how they work lol
User avatar #35 to #29 - twilitsparkle (09/24/2013) [-]
You know how in several different anime, main character guy is clueless to the girl or girls interested in and/or somewhat obviously hitting on him? Sadly enough, that can describe a fair amount of guys.
User avatar #42 to #35 - PedoBearFTW (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't watch anime, but I know what you're getting at. Thanks
User avatar #32 to #29 - twoepicfourwords (09/23/2013) [-]
I as a dude agree with what has been said
User avatar #30 to #29 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm not normal. I take no responsibility if things do not go as planned.

But to be honest, what's the worst that could happen?
User avatar #43 to #30 - PedoBearFTW (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, I could get rejected and/or lose him as a friend. I guess I'll just see how it goes.
User avatar #48 to #43 - therealdiscord (09/24/2013) [-]
Also being rejected isn't really all that bad. I should know.
User avatar #50 to #48 - PedoBearFTW (09/24/2013) [-]
I see your point. I've been rejected to a degree, and I've also rejected guys and remained good friends with them, though it was a bit awkward at first it was easy to get past in the end. Thanks. :')
User avatar #51 to #50 - therealdiscord (09/24/2013) [-]
Hope I've helped. Good luck to ya.
User avatar #46 to #43 - therealdiscord (09/24/2013) [-]
Well if he's a decent person he'll remain friends with you. I'm friends with quite a few girls who've rejected/broke up with me.
User avatar #47 to #24 - thegamerslife (09/24/2013) [-]
ya just put your feelings out there, and don't worry about the negatives. just be yourself, unless you're a rapist. in that case go jump off a cliff bitch.
#44 to #24 - mattdoggy (09/24/2013) [-]
Bring him food and then show him your tits   
Be careful though, he might try to propose on the spot
Bring him food and then show him your tits
Be careful though, he might try to propose on the spot
#37 - oxYKellark ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
What girl
User avatar #40 to #37 - misticalz ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
#16 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
Such amateurs... Guys, just do this: Find a pretty girl you like, walk up to her with a smile and say, "Excuse me, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
You're welcome!
User avatar #21 to #16 - internetrage (09/23/2013) [-]
whisper 'get in the van'
#69 - hunterghostblood (10/04/2013) [-]
Ima try this
#61 - jaydarkwater (09/24/2013) [-]
So close, lightbulb.
User avatar #59 - tuned (09/24/2013) [-]
instead say be my girlfriend

bitches love assertiveness
User avatar #41 - guywithafork (09/24/2013) [-]
Found the flaw
"Get that ************ alone"
The only room that I have that I can truly be alone without the cameras is the Fedora Room.
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