How to ask a girl out. . Get that motherfucker alone, so no one else is with you. Sit her the fuck down and sit down right next to her. Give her something, like
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Get that motherfucker alone, so no one else
is with you. Sit her the fuck down and sit
down right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate or whatever the fuck girls
like, tampons or some shit. Hold her hands,
both of them, not just we cause that' s
fucking pussy. Leek into her eyes, deep as
fuck, do that shit don' t just think about
doing it. Stay there for a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out, Just five
simple words 'Will you be my girlfriend?'
cause that shit' s cuter than 'will we out
with tre'?' After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will come back and thank
me for this. Haw fun being in a relationship
fuckers,
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Submitted: 09/23/2013
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#10 - geranemo **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Instructions not clear enough,got stuck in washing machine
User avatar #17 - tomowrath (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Just wear a fedora and act very nice to her. Offer to carry her bags and make sure you tell ehr that you're best friends alot.

Women will appreciate this and want the D within a week.
User avatar #22 - jackspadess (09/23/2013) [-]
Instructions clear enough. Got dick stuck in women.
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm not allowed to own pets anymore. Thanks OP.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Battlefield 3 Fun Tactics Delivery
Cr1tikal's advice works much better.
User avatar #25 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
Tried this.
Got arrested.
Not allowed around the school anymore.
#20 - devout feminist (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tell them you hope they know you just wanna be friends if thats okay for them. bitches be trippin
User avatar #63 - xdeathspawnx (09/24/2013) [-]
I tried this and am now no longer allowed within 100 yards of an elementary school. Thanks OP.
#24 - PedoBearFTW (09/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
what about asking out a boy?
what about asking out a boy?
#69 - hunterghostblood (10/04/2013) [-]
Ima try this
#61 - jaydarkwater (09/24/2013) [-]
So close, lightbulb.
User avatar #59 - tuned (09/24/2013) [-]
instead say be my girlfriend

bitches love assertiveness
User avatar #41 - guywithafork (09/24/2013) [-]
Found the flaw
"Get that motherfucker alone"
The only room that I have that I can truly be alone without the cameras is the Fedora Room.
#37 - oxYKellark (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What girl
#16 - devout feminist (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Such amateurs... Guys, just do this: Find a pretty girl you like, walk up to her with a smile and say, "Excuse me, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
You're welcome!
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