title. . bleave Korean friend My name Dat" a scale etching to chem, Date really foreign day take Dat to river to fish Eevery crayfish in the area at annual cray
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bleave Korean friend
My name Dat"
a scale etching to chem, Date really ******* foreign
day take Dat to river to fish
Eevery crayfish in the area at annual crayfish metalorgy this time of year
Scatching horny crayfish with Dat
catches baby crayfish
that ****** whole
rasians, jpg
Countinue : blecch: ing crayfish until sunset
home and prepare cooking supplies to get our Cajun on
goes to bathroom
screams
into bathroom worried
looking at his crap
at Date crap
crayfish shell unaffected by advanced Korean digestive tract
Xqlpha baby crayfish sitting whole on top of Date crap
Dat **** cray
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Submitted: 09/22/2013
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User avatar #11 - LeoBoon (09/23/2013) [-]
I feel really bad for not seeing it coming.
#10 - herrrytter (09/23/2013) [-]
>On a scale of ching to chong. Dat's really 			*******		 foreign
>On a scale of ching to chong. Dat's really ******* foreign
User avatar #17 to #10 - appleisland (09/23/2013) [-]
So you also read the story?
#21 to #17 - betastory (09/23/2013) [-]
Juat because daddy isnt coming back doesnt mean you gotta be a dick to everyone.  			*******		 			******
Juat because daddy isnt coming back doesnt mean you gotta be a dick to everyone. ******* ******
User avatar #78 to #21 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
He's not being a dick. The guy just repeated what he read and got a **** ton of thumbs and favorites for it. A few thumbs I can understand, but 12 favorites? ******* really?
User avatar #80 to #78 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
Also I would like to point out that the reason behind the thumbs isnt because he "repeated what he read" but simply because other fjers found that a funny part of the content so they thumb him up to share in the laugh. Good day sir!
User avatar #81 to #80 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
That part is obvious. That's not the issue, but the top comments are for for comments that are hilarious and somewhat original. This was one of the two, but anyone who read the content already saw the joke. Anyway, this is all irrelevant, as the real issue is the fact that you're thumbing appleisland down, and he's 100% right
User avatar #82 to #81 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
Bahahahahah this is FJ there is no "right and wrong" There are ******* **** posts about animated horses ******* eachother, which i can see you enjoy based on your pic, and if you honestly think this website sheds any light on common sense then you sir are an idiot.
User avatar #83 to #82 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
I love how that is always you guy's response even though none of you really believe that. It's just your way of admitting/not admitting that you're wrong.
#84 to #83 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
And I dont particularly love how you spun your argument a different way so as to divert the attention from the fact that youre an idiot and have no idea what the **** youre talking about. Your face when
User avatar #85 to #84 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
How did I spin my argument?
User avatar #86 to #85 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
Your original bitching was about how you believed that appleisland was in the right. You fought that argument for some time until I proved your argument invalid. You then used a statement that ultimately tries to negate my counter argument by stereotyping all of FJ. Youre just another retarded brony. Go back to **** .
User avatar #87 to #86 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
I didn't change my argument, you tool, I was merely pointing how the stupidity emnating from your response.

I swear, it's like talking to retarded child.
User avatar #88 to #87 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
Okay im officially bored with this and I dont really care all that much. Believe what you want to believe. Youre right and youre wrong. and thats the truth of it all.
User avatar #89 to #88 - oodlesandoodles (09/24/2013) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #79 to #78 - betastory (09/24/2013) [-]
I predict a sea of red thumbs.... Props for having the balls to stay logged in though
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User avatar #20 to #17 - brigettasandra (09/23/2013) [-]
Yea, and that was his favorite part.
User avatar #75 to #20 - rockamekishiko (09/23/2013) [-]
cool story, bro
#50 - threej (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #50 - kristovsky (09/23/2013) [-]
this is correct in so many ways i know believe in black jesus.
User avatar #63 to #50 - tjmwatton (09/23/2013) [-]
dat fish cray
User avatar #56 to #50 - simplisticeclipse (09/23/2013) [-]
Haha nice
#12 - pappathethird (09/23/2013) [-]
This one never fails to amuse me
This one never fails to amuse me
#62 - kristovsky (09/23/2013) [-]
"on a scale of ching to chong, Dat's prety ****** foriegn."

That might just be the most beautiful work of artistic imagery ive ever read, and i've sucked dick.
User avatar #65 to #62 - sasyboncho (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you, by any chance, OP?
User avatar #90 to #65 - kristovsky (09/24/2013) [-]
Nope.
#73 to #65 - arstya (09/23/2013) [-]
No, he's an artist.
#58 - lnizzle (09/23/2013) [-]
10/10 Will laugh again
10/10 Will laugh again
#33 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
My pet blue lobster, by the name of cearuleo, about the size of a crayfish ATM
User avatar #38 to #33 - saltyfries (09/23/2013) [-]
holy **** you're lucky! Blue Lobsters are rare!
User avatar #39 to #38 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
One in 2 million is blue, 1 in 10 mil is yellow, and 1 in 100 mil is albino
User avatar #40 to #39 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
Oops.



Cost my 15$ at a pet store
User avatar #42 to #40 - saltyfries (09/23/2013) [-]
fully grown that lobster will be worth thousands!
User avatar #46 to #42 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? All my friends (rather, GFs friends, mine by association) are like "Yummy, wait until he's grown then eat him".

Psssh, I can't afford a couple Gs on a lobster to eat
User avatar #41 to #39 - saltyfries (09/23/2013) [-]
and someone recently caught a lobster that was literally half blue half red, symmetrically no less! About the same odds as an albino!
User avatar #43 to #41 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
That's what I've heard. Thankfully they're both fresh and saltwater creatures.
User avatar #44 to #38 - ellzfj (09/23/2013) [-]
They're really not, well where i come from you get them at pet shops everywhere!
User avatar #47 to #44 - saltyfries (09/23/2013) [-]
where are you from though, because from the articles I've read they're rare in the US
User avatar #53 to #47 - ellzfj (09/23/2013) [-]
The U.K. I think the type of lobster pictured and the type I am talking about are not the type of lobster you're thinking of.

User avatar #55 to #53 - saltyfries (09/23/2013) [-]
now I'm confused, as to what kind of lobster brokentrucker has, because it's the size of a crayfish at the moment, i'm not sure if it's just a baby or some other species
User avatar #59 to #55 - ellzfj (09/23/2013) [-]
Yes i just googled it and i was right, the blue lobster there is actually a type of crayfish commonly known as blue lobster in the pet trade, what you're talking about is a mutation of the american lobster that you would find in the oceans. Hope this clears things up
User avatar #57 to #55 - ellzfj (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure those lobsters aren't the sort of lobsters you find in the see, in fact i think you don't even keep them in salt water, might be wrong though!
#49 to #33 - stadic ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 man you got a shiny
Holy **** man you got a shiny
User avatar #51 to #49 - brokentrucker (09/23/2013) [-]
My first and only shiny ever. QQ
#68 - dickticklerluv (09/23/2013) [-]
at least it wasn't ************
#32 - ceaserbloodz (09/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#27 - jaymanjk (09/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #71 - bighairyfart (09/23/2013) [-]
Wow, two great greentexts in a row. I feel like they're getting scarce.
#35 - ivehadworse ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - daerkxp (09/23/2013) [-]
erulelord I feel like this is something you'd appreciate
#69 to #22 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
HAHA, yeah I love things like this!
side note, I dont know if it still works or you have seen it before, chances are you saw this before but just to make sure, ill show you.
Just drag the picture. I always wanted to know how they make these things
User avatar #74 to #69 - daerkxp (09/23/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool, I wonder how that works
User avatar #70 to #69 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
OK its doesnt work when you drag it anymore but if you click it, itll work perfect!
User avatar #34 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
3/10
Saw coming a mile away.
#52 to #34 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
it was a repost
#25 - itchweeeed (09/23/2013) [-]
There is a Kanye West joke in here some where
User avatar #26 to #25 - awesomanium (09/23/2013) [-]
Yes, it's in the last line.
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