WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Source: Imgur. it' s the tth month I cracked the code Dottier is the 10th month though It was originally the tth month but then Julius Caesar d WAKE UP SHEEPLE Source: Imgur it' s the tth month I cracked code Dottier is 10th though It was originally but then Julius Caesar d
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE

it' s the tth month
I cracked the code
Dottier is the 10th month
though
It was originally the tth month
but then Julius ******* Caesar
decided to add in July and
August after himself and his
nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
wait
...
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#2 - thechosentroll
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Et tu, tumblr?
#4 to #2 - gisuar
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(09/22/2013) [-]
my mother calls me brutus from time to time
#6 to #4 - lazyvoltage
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(09/22/2013) [-]
so you're adopted
#73 to #6 - gisuar
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(09/23/2013) [-]
she's trying to say that she feels like i'm betraying her trust in me and that through my actions i might kill her in the end

so she basically tries to make me feel guilty
#53 to #4 - ordog
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(09/23/2013) [-]
My mother also calls me Brutus, but in Spanish it sounds like "bruto" which is dumb. So my mom is calling me dumb, not traitor. Doesn't feel good.
#27 to #2 - LazyLegacy
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(09/23/2013) [-]
you made me laugh more han the front page well done sir
you made me laugh more han the front page well done sir
#33 to #2 - robertnoyb
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(09/23/2013) [-]
in case anyone is missing this glorious reference:
Julius Caesar's last words as he is betrayed by Brutus are "Et tu, Brute?", in Shakespeare's play.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Et_tu,_Brute
I would thumb if I could
#61 to #33 - captnnorway
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone doesn't know that though, but thanks for the effort nevertheless
#23 - realreality
Reply +42
(09/23/2013) [-]
Et tu, Gretchen Weiner ?
Et tu, Gretchen Weiner ?
#42 to #23 - mrhadrick
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(09/23/2013) [-]
thats a smart joke
#35 to #23 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE
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(09/23/2013) [-]
she can gretch my wiener
#13 - strangemoo ONLINE
Reply +11
(09/23/2013) [-]
Born in the month named after Caesar. I feel like I should take over the world or something.
#15 to #13 - Ruspanic
Reply 0
(09/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure a lot of people were born in July.
#26 to #15 - zanekin
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Nope just strangemoo
#50 to #26 - meestaa
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(09/23/2013) [-]
and meestaa
#29 to #15 - icameheretotroll
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Nope pretty sure it was just strangemoo
#48 to #29 - Ruspanic
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Oh, my mistake.
#64 to #13 - imnotkickthecat
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I was born in the month named after Augustus. I should Pax Romana Europe or something that.
#70 to #13 - greenstrongworld
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(09/23/2013) [-]
**greenstrongworld rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Now That's Awkward **

Born in the shortest month! Just like my dick! Hahahahaha
#71 to #13 - daentraya
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Born in the month of cancer, and i don't really want to die from that like my grandpa did
#37 to #13 - gerfox
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Born in the month named after Mars, the Roman god of war and agriculture.
Maybe I should conquer the world or something too.

Pic related, farmer and general
#43 to #37 - rakuraimasuta
Reply 0
(09/23/2013) [-]
Or you could become a farmer.
#39 to #13 - hargleblarg
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(09/23/2013) [-]
"This was a Roman month of sacrifices and purification."   
   
Well, good to know I wont have to change much.
"This was a Roman month of sacrifices and purification."

Well, good to know I wont have to change much.
#45 to #39 - bounded
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(09/23/2013) [-]
are you my mother? *dr. who ref.*
#49 to #45 - hargleblarg
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Nevermind, here you go.
Nevermind, here you go.
#46 to #45 - hargleblarg
Reply +1
(09/23/2013) [-]
Actually the line is "Are you my mummy?"

I can try and redo the words on this gif if you want that instead (I made this gif ages ago so it might take a while to remember how)?
#51 to #46 - bounded
Reply +1
(09/23/2013) [-]
...

thankyou sir.
#58 to #51 - hargleblarg
Reply 0
(09/23/2013) [-]
Yo' welcum.
Yo' welcum.
#21 to #13 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
Reply +32
(09/23/2013) [-]
Born in the month named after Janus, god of doors. I feel like I should...******...I dunno, open doors or some ****. Except...**** that. I won't be the guy who opens a door and gets shot. I will be the one who knocks.
#34 to #21 - hillbillypowpow
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Janus is no joke fool. There's a bigass gate in Rome that would stay open during peace times and close during war that was dedicated to Janus. It once stayed open for like two hundred years or so, so the emperor decided to reform the state religion to have more focus on Janus. Plus he's so old that historians hardly know anything about him aside from the doors and his association with time and beginnings... and his two faces. Two mother ******* face, bitch!
#36 to #21 - shatt
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(09/23/2013) [-]
youuuuuuu scumbag
#11 - SuitUp
Reply +19
(09/23/2013) [-]
He didn't add in July and August. He renamed Quintilis (5th) and Sextilis (6th.) The Roman Calendar began in March and it was January and February that got tacked onto the begininning around 700BCE.
#31 - gdikodiak
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(09/23/2013) [-]
why is everyone writing "et tu-" puns?

i'm pretty sure the original quote was : "tu quoque brute, fili mi"
#44 to #31 - octaviano
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Brutus still wasn't Caesar's real son. At least, there is no proof to it.   
Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger (Brutus himself, who killed Caesar) might possibly be an illegitamite son of Servilia Caepionis and Caesar, as Servilia was one of Caesar's lovers, and probably the one who he liked the most.    
But officially, it's Marcus Junius Brutus the Elder who is Brutus' father.   
It's POSSIBLE that Brutus was actually Caesar's son, due to Servilia, but if that's true, Brutus literally killed his father.
Brutus still wasn't Caesar's real son. At least, there is no proof to it.
Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger (Brutus himself, who killed Caesar) might possibly be an illegitamite son of Servilia Caepionis and Caesar, as Servilia was one of Caesar's lovers, and probably the one who he liked the most.
But officially, it's Marcus Junius Brutus the Elder who is Brutus' father.
It's POSSIBLE that Brutus was actually Caesar's son, due to Servilia, but if that's true, Brutus literally killed his father.
#67 to #44 - iwasonaboat
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Is Brutus the orange haired hammer chick? I didn't know Caesar was a FUKCHUEG scorpion.
I'm basically asking what that gif has to do with ANYTHING.
#68 to #67 - octaviano
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I forgot the gif unrelated.
Now leave me alone.
#62 to #31 - vincetacular
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Actually specialists in Roman history think he probably said it in Greek: "καὶ σὺ τέκνον" (prounounced: Kai su, teknon?, means something like "And you, youngster?") because Greek was the language of the high-society.

"Tu quoque (brute), filii mi" would be a common translation in History books and "Et tu, Brute" would be a dramatical interpretation for plays.
#38 to #31 - Keoul
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(09/23/2013) [-]
You are correct but "et tu" is the one everyone knows.   
Blame Shakespeare.
You are correct but "et tu" is the one everyone knows.
Blame Shakespeare.
#59 to #38 - bonerjam
Reply 0
(09/23/2013) [-]
hilarious gif imma save it
#52 - houseofbrick
Reply +9
(09/23/2013) [-]
and Sunday = Sun's Day   
Monday = Moon's Day   
Tuesday = Tyr's Day   
Wednesday = Woden's Day (Odin's Day)   
Thursday = Thor's Day   
Friday = Freya's Day   
Saturday = Saturn's Day   
gif unrelated
and Sunday = Sun's Day
Monday = Moon's Day
Tuesday = Tyr's Day
Wednesday = Woden's Day (Odin's Day)
Thursday = Thor's Day
Friday = Freya's Day
Saturday = Saturn's Day
gif unrelated
#69 to #52 - letenyearoldfagle
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(09/23/2013) [-]
dat gif
#10 - demigodofmadness
Reply +9
(09/23/2013) [-]
et tu pinkisthenewscarlet?
#1 - betesta
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(09/22/2013) [-]
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#8 to #1 - mrspok
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(09/23/2013) [-]
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#47 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +6
(09/23/2013) [-]
yup same with sept-ember (7)
nov-ember (9)
dec-emeber (10)
#24 - worried
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(09/23/2013) [-]
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