To Victory!. very slowly..... When Charles Darwin first discovered the Galapagos Tortoises he tried to ride them. Seems like the most logical thing to do.
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User avatar #5 - axeul (09/22/2013) [-]
I mean if you see a giant turtle and don't try to ride it then you aren't normal.
User avatar #66 to #5 - martycamp (09/23/2013) [-]
Dude, it even says tortoise in the content
User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (09/22/2013) [-]
Seems like the most logical thing to do.
#27 - wildfireryo (09/23/2013) [-]
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#28 - hypocritical (09/23/2013) [-]
is that how he got off the island?
is that how he got off the island?
User avatar #34 to #28 - Crusader (09/23/2013) [-]
Nope, Sea turtles
User avatar #57 to #34 - thewisedane (09/23/2013) [-]
And a rope made of back-hair.
#43 - artjunk ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Odd, I chose to become one and study their ways.










I have no regrets
#67 to #43 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
oh nice job wearing a dead tortoises skeleton and skin for entertainment
#7 - swagloon (09/23/2013) [-]
Read "The Voyage of The Beagle" which is his journals copied for print; and well he was a dick to the animals. At one time he wrote about how he grabbed one of the large lizards found on the island and swung it by it's tail to throw it into the water to see if it could swim.
Read "The Voyage of The Beagle" which is his journals copied for print; and well he was a dick to the animals. At one time he wrote about how he grabbed one of the large lizards found on the island and swung it by it's tail to throw it into the water to see if it could swim.
User avatar #13 to #7 - stoicnick (09/23/2013) [-]
hey buddy i bet there's a lot of air in you 'cause you're huge as **** ...let's test that" *lizard bein' lizard as **** * "ey duh **** mah ***** why you gettin' all upin mah-" here we go...1-2-3!" "fuuuuuck you niiiigggaaaaa*sploosh*"" well looks like i was wrong, oh well on to the next lizard doo dee doo dee doo"
User avatar #23 to #7 - yusay (09/23/2013) [-]
I know it's the wrong island, but when you said large lizard I immediately thought of him throwing a Komodo Dragon by it's tail into the water.
User avatar #24 to #23 - swagloon (09/23/2013) [-]
he lift.
#32 to #7 - poniesnstuff (09/23/2013) [-]
It's called being a scientist.
#61 - pappathethird (09/23/2013) [-]
to glory
to glory
User avatar #26 - granodd (09/23/2013) [-]
Then he realized he didn't have enough reputation with the Pandaren, so he couldn't ride it.
User avatar #46 to #26 - rbpwn (09/23/2013) [-]
10/10
#19 - flyingcube (09/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean by ``He tried`` I mean how can you fail at riding a turtle?
#45 to #19 - azzaziel (09/23/2013) [-]
By not being fitted enough to ride it

mfw Natural selection you know
User avatar #31 to #19 - vatra (09/23/2013) [-]
The turtle could have refused to move until he got off. Then he would just have been sitting on it, not really riding.
#36 to #31 - flyingcube (09/23/2013) [-]
******* turtles not doing what they're told
#2 - TARDIS (09/22/2013) [-]
#37 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - waterfire (09/23/2013) [-]
He looks so disappointed, like "damn, I coulda been pimpin'."
User avatar #38 - rdangerdash (09/23/2013) [-]
So... Did it work?
User avatar #39 to #38 - truemox (09/23/2013) [-]
Yes. Though, he had to sneak up from behind them. If they saw him coming, they would hiss and sit down.
User avatar #9 - Shenanigins (09/23/2013) [-]
He also threw the lizards on the island into the ocean.
User avatar #4 - excitedllama (09/22/2013) [-]
I beleive this because I want to beleive this.
#17 to #4 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
And your way of thinking is exactly why people think the holocaust actually happened
User avatar #52 - thewaronbeingcool (09/23/2013) [-]
He was also part of a special group that existed just to travel around the world, eating any new animals they discover.
#8 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
Hilarious QI moment - Giant Tortoises
User avatar #6 - eskaywalker ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
He saw the opportunity and he took it
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