Heavy metal Jesus. Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins? A: He blew off his penis.. lucifers blag: I _.and then Satan said, "Pu
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Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis.

lucifers blag:
I _.and then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in matha
and then he added, 'the Greek one, too"
I didn' t expect you guys to actually listen.
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Submitted: 09/22/2013
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#2 - tmgrskat (09/22/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I'm Greek. No such problems.
User avatar #3 to #2 - wittypotato (09/22/2013) [-]
Bedsides your economy.
User avatar #6 - kyrill (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wonder if they'll ever realize that the letters make it a ******* easier
#4 - marcher (09/22/2013) [-]
"Sir Not Appearing In This Blog"
#8 - classicvictory (09/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
the devils reaction to everyone
the devils reaction to everyone
#43 - rskamaka (09/23/2013) [-]
#19 - lololhiitsme (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can't ******* help but think that, every time someone complains about variables in algebra, they are a ******* idiot who put in zero effort to try and understand it in school. I'm so sick of people complaining about it. What the **** is so hard about it?
User avatar #27 to #19 - chickadeebirdy (09/23/2013) [-]
Well first of all, some of us are right brain dominant, meaning numbers and concepts behind advanced math can be difficult simply because our brains cannot grasp it.
Then, not all variables and such are limited to algebra. I am currently in advanced placement calculus, don't you dare ask me "what's so hard about it" because that **** is kicking my ass.
User avatar #1 - samthediv (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's not that complicated though...
#40 - pentol (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
dreamevil - H.M.J (heavy metal jesus)
relevant to title.
User avatar #30 - srskate (09/23/2013) [-]
Yesterday I decided to write out proof that the inverse of the matrix

D/(ad-cb) -B/(ad-cb)

-C/(ad-cb A/(ad-cb)

so many ******* letters. There only numbers present were 0 and 1
#26 - soadfanbob (09/23/2013) [-]
Mfw having to use sentences in math
User avatar #53 - sirslani (09/23/2013) [-]
Just blame Satan for all of mankind's progress. Why don't you give him a Nobel Prize too?
User avatar #42 - thesteenge (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But the greek alphabet is used in physics, not maths.
#41 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [-]
on the internet I always feel as though I'm the only one that is good at and enjoys maths
#39 - createdawhileago (09/23/2013) [-]
Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: They all asked him if he plays WOW
#37 - biddo (09/23/2013) [-]
the one chance to legitimately use "slow down satan" and they completely dropped the ball.
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