Heavy metal Jesus. Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins? A: He blew off his penis.. lucifers blag: I _.and then Satan said, "Pu
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Heavy metal Jesus. Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins? A: He blew off his penis.. lucifers blag: I _.and then Satan said, "Pu

Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis.

lucifers blag:
I _.and then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in matha
and then he added, 'the Greek one, too"
I didn' t expect you guys to actually listen.
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#2 - tmgrskat (09/22/2013) [-]
I'm Greek. No such problems.
#45 to #2 - Rascal (09/23/2013) [-]
Except the vast difference between ancient Greek and modern Greek.
#36 to #2 - rhevol (09/23/2013) [-]
Take this
User avatar #3 to #2 - wittypotato (09/22/2013) [-]
Bedsides your economy.
User avatar #33 to #5 - xCONGiEx (09/23/2013) [-]
poop
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#7 to #3 - roddor has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #3 - xCONGiEx (09/23/2013) [-]
Bedsides
#31 to #3 - chrislee (09/23/2013) [-]
That was 			*******		 great.
That was ******* great.
User avatar #13 to #3 - Encarna (09/23/2013) [-]
Taken down by a potato, damn.
User avatar #14 to #13 - wittypotato (09/23/2013) [-]
To be fair it was a witty potato
User avatar #18 to #16 - wittypotato (09/23/2013) [-]
I lurved that game.
My favorite part was the propulsion gel.
#9 to #3 - classicvictory (09/23/2013) [-]
best comment ever
User avatar #10 to #9 - wittypotato (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh stop it you.
User avatar #17 to #3 - wittypotato (09/23/2013) [-]
*besides
User avatar #54 to #3 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
We thought this was obvious
#51 to #3 - doddythechef (09/23/2013) [-]
damn!!
damn!!
User avatar #6 - kyrill (09/22/2013) [-]
i wonder if they'll ever realize that the letters make it a ******* easier
User avatar #49 to #6 - butwhynot (09/23/2013) [-]
I wonder if they realise that those symbols are actually supposed to represent numbers, that is they only act as placeholders for numbers. It doesn't really matter whether it is a letter, a greek letter, a word, or a ******* picture of spiderman.
#52 to #49 - Bobtheblob (09/23/2013) [-]
Math class would have been 100% better if we used pictures of Spiderman.
#4 - marcher (09/22/2013) [-]
"Sir Not Appearing In This Blog"
#8 - classicvictory (09/23/2013) [-]
the devils reaction to everyone
the devils reaction to everyone
#11 to #8 - bleeduntildeath (09/23/2013) [-]
dave grohl everybody! hard to believe he was one of the staples of grunge music
User avatar #20 to #11 - bloodyshart (09/23/2013) [-]
It's not *that* hard to believe.
#21 to #20 - bleeduntildeath (09/23/2013) [-]
in a movie starring a guy who said "grunge tried to kill the metal?"
User avatar #22 to #21 - bloodyshart (09/23/2013) [-]
Well, considering the fact most of us knew him as the drummer for Nirvana before this...
#23 to #22 - bleeduntildeath (09/23/2013) [-]
which was grunge... just saying
User avatar #24 to #23 - bloodyshart (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah...so...it is not that hard to believe.
#25 to #24 - bleeduntildeath (09/23/2013) [-]
you logic is a fine ass madness seto kaiba
User avatar #1 - samthediv (09/22/2013) [-]
It's not that complicated though...
User avatar #15 to #1 - Encarna (09/23/2013) [-]
I've found the Maths tutor.
#43 - rskamaka (09/23/2013) [-]
Yes....perfect...
#40 - pentol (09/23/2013) [-]
dreamevil - H.M.J (heavy metal jesus)
relevant to title.
User avatar #47 to #40 - nctr ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
First thing i thought when i saw the title, kudos !
User avatar #46 to #40 - velho (09/23/2013) [-]
Damn, I was about to post that song here!
I'ts great to see that someone else listens this great artist!
#55 to #46 - pentol (09/23/2013) [-]
i think book of heavy metal is their best album, and only as satire of the genre. i lost interest in Dream Evil 3-4 years ago
User avatar #56 to #55 - velho (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, I disagree. In my opinion, power metal isn't that serious business. You know, Hammerfall, Dream Evil, Blind Guardin etc. They all sing about dragons, warriors etc. I mean, It's not satire if whole genre is just like that
#41 - Rascal (09/23/2013) [-]
on the internet I always feel as though I'm the only one that is good at and enjoys maths
User avatar #30 - srskate ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Yesterday I decided to write out proof that the inverse of the matrix
A B


C D
is
D/(ad-cb) -B/(ad-cb)


-C/(ad-cb A/(ad-cb)

so many ******* letters. There only numbers present were 0 and 1
#26 - soadfanbob (09/23/2013) [-]
Mfw having to use sentences in math
#19 - lololhiitsme (09/23/2013) [-]
I can't ******* help but think that, every time someone complains about variables in algebra, they are a ******* idiot who put in zero effort to try and understand it in school. I'm so sick of people complaining about it. What the **** is so hard about it?
User avatar #29 to #19 - andrewjla (09/23/2013) [-]
some people are just stupid when it comes to math. One of my coworkers is taking Algebra in community college and she's 20. I did that **** in 8th grade...
#38 to #19 - theonemica (09/23/2013) [-]
I understand it and find Algebra easy. But I hate it, still. It's just annoying and irritating for me.
User avatar #27 to #19 - chickadeebirdy (09/23/2013) [-]
Well first of all, some of us are right brain dominant, meaning numbers and concepts behind advanced math can be difficult simply because our brains cannot grasp it.
Then, not all variables and such are limited to algebra. I am currently in advanced placement calculus, don't you dare ask me "what's so hard about it" because that **** is kicking my ass.
#32 to #27 - nonumbershere (09/23/2013) [-]
AP Calc BC was the hardest math class I has ever taken, of course, I just took it last year
However, Multivar Calc + Senioritis = Imma fail that ****
User avatar #53 - sirslani ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Just blame Satan for all of mankind's progress. Why don't you give him a Nobel Prize too?
User avatar #42 - thesteenge (09/23/2013) [-]
But the greek alphabet is used in physics, not maths.
User avatar #48 to #42 - kmang (09/23/2013) [-]
angles
User avatar #50 to #42 - eddymolly (09/23/2013) [-]
Its used in maths a lot, quite a lot of the time people just replace greek letters with normal in formulas to make it easier.

Also, Physics is maths, just saying...
#39 - createdawhileago (09/23/2013) [-]
Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: They all asked him if he plays WOW
#37 - biddo (09/23/2013) [-]
the one chance to legitimately use "slow down satan" and they completely dropped the ball.
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