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only freedom will save us

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#2 - lordraine (09/22/2013) [-]
I'm not going to explain adamantium and vibranium again. I did that the last five times this was posted.
User avatar #10 to #2 - asasqw (09/23/2013) [-]
Allow me then. True Adamantium was created in WW2 in hopes of finding a new metal for tanks and other armored things. An american scientist managed to mix the naturally occurring Vibranium and iron. Due to an unknown catalysis the man who made it was unable to recreate it. Vibranium has a rating of 9 on the Mohs scale however it has the ability to absorb most kinds of energy rendering it near indestructible as the more energy it stores the harder it becomes. Fast forward to the cold war when the weapon X program attempted to recreate the experiment created secondary Adamantium, a weaker version. Adamantium has a Mohs rating of 12 but lacks the energy absolution of Vibranium.
#18 to #10 - lordraine (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you're trolling or if you actually think that's true.
#7 to #2 - captainwow (09/23/2013) [-]
I found that to be really funny for some reason...probably because I imagine you looked like this while reading it.
#8 to #7 - lordraine (09/23/2013) [-]
I did.
#4 to #2 - comehonorfacetwice (09/22/2013) [-]
Then just copy and paste the post you posted last time. Or link to it.
#13 - castawaydream (09/23/2013) [-]
No wonder he heals so fast.
#3 - jimli (09/22/2013) [-]
The formula of any America post:

>American Flag
>FREEDOM LULULULUL
>Bald Eagle
#12 to #3 - darkjustifier (09/23/2013) [-]
The formula for any joke is similar but it's saying things like the word freedom at the correct time that make it funny, just ike your use of that pic it could have gotten you a good amount of thumbs but you used it wrong which could prompt someone to say something scathing in return, it's all in the timing my blue named friend.
User avatar #15 to #12 - jimli (09/23/2013) [-]
I would generally agree with you, but it seems to me like even the timing is the same in these jokes. It always starts with a question, to which the answer has something to do with freedom. It just doesn't seem creative. As for my reaction pic, I thought it was an appropriately-sarcastic reaction. Evidently enough people disagreed with me!

I can see by your name that you're a relatively-new member of Funyjunk. Welcome! Unless you've just spent most of your time as anon, in which case, welcome to the member-club!
User avatar #17 to #15 - darkjustifier (09/23/2013) [-]
I've been here a year and 3/4ths
#9 to #3 - harrywarden (09/23/2013) [-]
LE MURIKA FRIDUM
User avatar #11 - andrewjla (09/23/2013) [-]
this post again?
User avatar #1 - mohne (09/22/2013) [-]
and this content is made of repost
#19 - anon (06/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #14 - gidmp (09/23/2013) [-]
Still gets me everytime even though it is a repost
#6 - jayax (09/23/2013) [-]
in the comics Thor has broken Cap's shield
#5 - Murkar (09/23/2013) [-]
If you scratch your screen while on this img, it smells like maple syrup
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