Party time. . You guys went believe this, but I swear it. first high school party skid no one likes has house to a weekend eeveryone thinks it ever and decides  Deer Party
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Party time

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You guys went believe this, but I swear it.
first high school party
skid no one likes has house to a weekend
eeveryone thinks it ever and decides fer themselves "I' m gonna go to that place. And I' m gonna ******* destroy it."
me; literally everyone Ne ever met is there
eeveryone drinking like a meteor is about to hit the world
acomplete anarchy, hundreds of people and no one is otherthan Ir
we idea where all the alcohol came hem but it' s endless
ssaw a dude **** a sink
ssaw another dude fight the be Not like punch it or knock it ever, but ******* WWE that **** fer ten minutes
meme chick cant handle her **** and freaks, says she' s gonna call the cops. So some other chick knocks her the **** eut_
are getting intense. I' m standing in the kitchen with my beer when
ideer
chrashes through the ******* glass deer
ea big ******* retarded beerbust blasts into this house
ihouse full of absolutely ****** up white teenagers
acomplete ******* Pandemonium
meme people scatter, some guys try to wrestle the thing and get destroyed
weer is just WIGGING THE **** OUT and smashing into everything in the house
meme chick STABS IT in the side with a kitchen knife
ait' s already ****** up hem the deer
like crazy all ever the house, people are getting knocked the **** out, Pandemonium
Might about now the cops show up
ihouse leeks like the aftermath ********** civil war battle. Piss, **** , bleed, and broken bodies everywhere
Might about now is where I made my exit
Heard that the cops had to sheet the deer
It set a pretty high bar fer the rest of my partying life-
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#5 - mohne (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
#35 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (14 replies)
should have just used a suplex on the deer.
should have just used a suplex on the deer.
#1 - dishesaredone (09/22/2013) [-]
oh dear
#11 - solidderking (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
deer?
#44 - pikininja (09/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#23 - dafuckisthisshit (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i suppose you could say the deer...
really crashed the party
#134 - hungryforwords (09/23/2013) [-]
PARTY TIME
PARTY TIME
#30 - klina (09/22/2013) [-]
>mfw chick stabs the deer
#110 - fukkendragonite (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>SAW A DUDE **** A SINK

I think I'm OD'ing on internet. That's enough for tonight
#80 - hammarhead (09/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>guy ******* sink
>didn't turn on garbage disposal

Golden opportunity missed.
#12 - vikingesnumerouno (09/22/2013) [-]
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#177 - ajweston (09/23/2013) [-]
>Be deer
>Walking through someone's backyard
>See party through big glass door
>Some guy ******* a sink
>Some guy WWE wrestling a tv
>I want to join in the party
>The ******* door was closed
>Crash through glass
>Gashes on face
>People panic
>I panic
>Some bitch stabs me
>WTF.jpg
>Police show up and everyone blames me
>MFW
#124 - josieabby (09/22/2013) [-]
He just wanted to party too.
#19 - schokoplaetzchen (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does no one think about what the parents did with the kid after they found out about the party in their house?
#41 - werdiscool (09/22/2013) [-]
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#15 - rapsuskiller (09/22/2013) [-]
Lost my 			****		 at "WWE pro-wrestle that 			****		 for ten minutes" and couldnĀ“t stop laughing untill it was over
Lost my **** at "WWE pro-wrestle that **** for ten minutes" and couldnĀ“t stop laughing untill it was over
User avatar #147 - nextweekisthefries (09/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be 16
>Dad works for the city picking up roadkill
>I help out on the overnight weekend shifts
>He knows I hate it
>Find a deer bloated on the side of road
>Normally wrap it in plastic, but it's not bloody
> **** it, throw it on the flatbed.
>Drive away
>My dad asks why I look upset
>Lie
>Why don't you take the night off he says
>I'll drive you tsomeplace he says
>Tell him there's a party I wanted to go to
> ******** .jpg
>Dad goes to the liquor store
>Gives me a condom and vodka and says have fun
>Get out of the car
>"Dad where's the deer?"
>mfw deer wants to party





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