Every hat in TF2. Credits to the Artist great work... Oh goody. I get to be the first one to use this Team fortress hats


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#1 - potatophucker (09/22/2013) [-]
Oh goody. I get to be the first one to use this
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#115 to #1 - gjsmothefirst (09/22/2013) [-]
First one I thought of. I'm just a little late though.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lietuvisss (09/22/2013) [-]
I bet you did not even checked the hats
#87 - erotictentacle (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW so many hats....
#136 to #87 - hauntzor (09/22/2013) [-]
that face
#118 - seniorawesomesauce (09/22/2013) [-]
and here I am, wearing the best hat.
User avatar #233 to #118 - rambomanthree (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #240 to #118 - chronomancer (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you invisible?
#249 to #118 - honyahonya (09/23/2013) [-]
Needs more Pyrovision Goggles
#158 to #118 - idontknoow (09/22/2013) [-]
Green party hat master race.
#259 to #158 - arcticassassin (09/23/2013) [-]
I will trade you purple paint for green paint.
#42 - felixjarl (09/22/2013) [-]
ITT: Your favorite hat.
ITT: Your favorite hat.
User avatar #83 to #42 - Noah (09/22/2013) [-]
Either the Scotch Bonnet or the Hotrod.
They're both cool and fit the character well without being too much.
User avatar #130 to #42 - snakefire (09/22/2013) [-]
Team captain.
#191 to #42 - themarineelite (09/22/2013) [-]
Sergeant's Drill Hat/Whirly Warrior
#199 to #42 - kassdesu (09/22/2013) [-]
I barely started playing, but this was the first unusual I unboxed. Could someone actually give me a price, still getting used to trading.
User avatar #214 to #199 - jizzonmypants (09/22/2013) [-]
backpack.tf/unusuals this site has an updated price on all unusuals
#111 to #42 - thephantur (09/22/2013) [-]
My scorching beret. <3
#269 to #111 - ibangbabys (09/23/2013) [-]
Same favorite hat!

Love your knife name and set.

Best i could get is vintage, i got unf2p'd by a friend and i built my backpack with loose scraps and sweat.

Got the knife recently and so far i love it.

I'm your regular tf2 noob
User avatar #271 to #269 - thephantur (09/23/2013) [-]
My Ambassador which I use more is named Thriller.

Love MJ.

I use my Quackenbirdt more than the other watches. It was either get a Strange Festive Knife or the Strange Watch. :V
User avatar #272 to #271 - ibangbabys (09/23/2013) [-]
The watch is actually pretty cheap, 3 keys isn't a lot
User avatar #273 to #272 - thephantur (09/23/2013) [-]
Huh. Really? I stopped trading a few months back and they were 6 keys.

Guess I should trade a bit more to make them 3 keys...
#52 to #42 - felixjarl (09/22/2013) [-]
My favorite by the way.

The first hat i bought that was not for reselling. fast forward 1 year and i still wear it.
User avatar #63 to #42 - percioz (09/22/2013) [-]
The unusual green energy reggaelator I had. It's by far the coolest one with lime paint. I sold it because I needed money to pay for something irl.
User avatar #262 to #42 - matheomaidana (09/23/2013) [-]
Prince Tavish's Crown
User avatar #71 to #42 - tehwaffles (09/22/2013) [-]
An unusual Strange Camera Beard with effect phospherous. it was the **** . i still have it.
#48 to #42 - seesaws (09/22/2013) [-]
Easily my favorite hat for my favorite class.
User avatar #153 to #42 - merasmus (09/22/2013) [-]
I had an unusual Flipped Trilby, blizzardy Storm, got it scammed away, when I was too trustful of people I've known for a while, so that's probably my favorite
Same went for my 2 other unusuals.
God, I'm dumb. :C
#49 to #42 - seesaws (09/22/2013) [-]
My favorite misc, which I actually got not too long ago.
#152 to #42 - pim ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
i love my softcap
#189 to #42 - zombietronexe (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 to #42 - legomanjaimy (09/22/2013) [-]
Me Unusual Bot Dogger with Circling TF2 Logo
User avatar #76 to #42 - jackknapp (09/22/2013) [-]
Gotta love my Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube.
User avatar #248 to #42 - liquidfunny ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
my favorite hat now is unusual samur-eye orbiting planets
my hat goal is unusual samur-eye scorching flames
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#232 to #42 - rambomanthree (09/22/2013) [-]
fosters fascade (or however you spell it)

pluss the tie and the respectless rubber glove
User avatar #51 to #42 - xiroku (09/22/2013) [-]
I like the Manniversary Paper Hat. Really the only hat I care for.
User avatar #224 to #42 - bagofshit (09/22/2013) [-]
Bill's Hat Spectral Spectrum Glitched Spell
#45 to #42 - wizardofstuff (09/22/2013) [-]
I hardly ever wear it, but it's still by far one of my favorites.
#31 - ceko (09/22/2013) [-]
Still can't beat that.
Still can't beat that.
User avatar #33 to #31 - dongmongler (09/22/2013) [-]
Congrats on your planets burning max's head with orbiting scorching bill buds
User avatar #36 to #33 - divinedpk (09/22/2013) [-]
actually thats a burning max's with orbiting scorching planets earbills

#37 to #36 - dongmongler (09/22/2013) [-]
Thank you mr. divine, as a lowly f2p I am surely humbled by the presence of an mlg pro platinum god like yourself
Thank you mr. divine, as a lowly f2p I am surely humbled by the presence of an mlg pro platinum god like yourself
#38 to #37 - divinedpk (09/22/2013) [-]
the pleasure is mine
the pleasure is mine
#9 - thechosentroll (09/22/2013) [-]
Everyone knows the size of your hat determines how badass you are.
User avatar #11 to #9 - mruserfj (09/22/2013) [-]
He has the most hats, therefore he is the most commissar
User avatar #13 to #11 - thechosentroll (09/22/2013) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Hats You've read this, haven't you?
User avatar #30 to #13 - mruserfj (09/22/2013) [-]
Read it? I corrected someone's grammar on it
#98 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [-]
#96 - pooflinger (09/22/2013) [-]
&gt;everyone looking at this.
>everyone looking at this.
User avatar #204 to #96 - phantomonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
My nails are amazing.
#172 - Leopard (09/22/2013) [-]
"Credits to the Artist"
#60 - itrinx (09/22/2013) [-]
But it's a free to pl...
But it's a free to pl...
#187 - trollypollyz (09/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - rockmanfan (09/22/2013) [-]
and not one unusual? casual.
#321 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
I named every one.
I named every one.
User avatar #322 to #321 - weinerdick (09/23/2013) [-]
Is demoman's Samureye hat any decent?
#324 to #322 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Damn right it is. Run it, the Menpo, and the king of scotland cape together. Boosh, samurai demo.
#327 to #324 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
How does one unlock such features?
I heard it's random but that seems like an odd way of obtaining items online.
User avatar #329 to #327 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
You can get hats from random item drops, even rarer if you're free to play. Best thing is to get a premium upgrade and begin trading.
#330 to #329 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Curses! well it was better to know than keep guessing
User avatar #331 to #330 - Ulmer ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
#323 to #321 - goddamnjews ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
But where's the Familiar Fez?
#3 - ubercookieboy (09/22/2013) [-]
I love my Monarch <3

_ Bragging FTW_
User avatar #192 to #3 - zhank (09/22/2013) [-]
Can I see it ingame ?
#270 to #3 - clojol (09/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Zaxplab (09/22/2013) [-]
Did that one cost $100?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubercookieboy (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zaxplab (09/22/2013) [-]
That's really awesome

I wish I played TF2 long enough for all the cool stuff like this.
User avatar #94 to #6 - akkere (09/22/2013) [-]
TF2 isn't always smooth sailing.

Never forget the Halocaust
User avatar #117 to #113 - akkere (09/22/2013) [-]
TF2 used to give you items all day every day, in a consistent flow, but you had to play for a very long time before you could get any items at all. It wasn't like now where you can have items more quickly, but there's a limit before you stop getting items. So this lead to people starting up idle servers so you didn't have to actually play if you didn't have the time
Well, for some people, it wasn't enough that you had to actually have TF2 started and be inside of a server to get items, so someone created a program that allowed you to "idle" in TF2 without actually having the game up.
This was considered to be an exploit by Valve, but they decided too many people were using it to really ban everyone, and it wasn't really a crime that had victims so it wasn't really severe enough for a ban. So what they did was they took away items that were acquired through the exploit, and gave everyone who didn't exploit the system a hat that was the Halo.
Naturally, the people who had their items taken away were pissed. But because they really couldn't make punching bags out of Valve, they settled for making anyone who had a Halo hat the scapegoat instead. Some servers had admins that would straight up ban you for having the hat, there was a Steam group for medics who refused to heal anyone who had the hat, the list goes on.
At some point, Valve addressed the Items issue and had the system done to what it is today, and eventually the hate for halo-wearers was toned down after people started to realize just how asinine they were.

There was also the masses of people that bitched about the Jarate item (yes, that actually happened) when it first came about, acting like a jar of piss ruined the ever serious and dark content of TF2.
User avatar #213 to #117 - ICEDgrunge (09/22/2013) [-]
... So the "cheaters" got pissed at the people who didn't take advantage of the game? Did I read that right?
Holy **** I've never seen an act so retarded.
User avatar #226 to #213 - akkere (09/22/2013) [-]
Be thankful. It was pretty cringeworthy.
There was even someone who was so butthurt they made a reskin of the Halo so it just displayed a 3D model of the term "FAG" over their heads.
User avatar #346 to #226 - whiteniggers (12/14/2014) [-]
hahaha now that's actually pretty clever
User avatar #128 to #117 - garymotherfinoak (09/22/2013) [-]
...holy Merasmus seriously?
User avatar #150 to #128 - merasmus (09/22/2013) [-]
"Holy Merasmus"?
User avatar #141 to #128 - akkere (09/22/2013) [-]
It was some **** .
User avatar #307 to #117 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
how do I get more hats now is my question.
User avatar #308 to #307 - akkere (09/23/2013) [-]
You must enter battle with the one legged scout; a trial of combat that can only be fought with an Eyelander that was forged under the fires of Strictland Propane. This is a battle that can only be ended with you introducing the steel to the spine of the scout, then you shall be rewarded in Mann Co. Crates and hats Mostly crates

Hats are a somewhat rare drop (even for premiums) and your best bet is to save up your scrap metal into Refined and purchase through trading servers. Or use real money to buy some.
Don't use real money to buy some.
User avatar #309 to #308 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
I already have a number of weapons, I just wanted some more hats. I have Tower Pillar of Hats because it's literally sex on Tf2.
User avatar #310 to #309 - akkere (09/23/2013) [-]
Then it might be easier for you to take duplicate weapons and scrap them up into ref to buy hats. That's what I do usually.
User avatar #311 to #310 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't have THAT many weapons though, just the ones I need for the classes I use. and then I end up with weapons that I trade, but let's be honest, the trading is always one sided.
User avatar #312 to #311 - akkere (09/23/2013) [-]
You gotta be a nut busta. A cold hearted killa. You gotta be a hustla in the trade servers, rockin' all those bitches and hoes with yo Bill's Hat on your left and yo Earbuds on your right, and yo Penguin on yo balls.

Straight up OG.
User avatar #313 to #312 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
I only got ellis' hat and a frying pan, can I go kill myself?
User avatar #314 to #313 - akkere (09/23/2013) [-]
Nah G. You gotta use that as the foundation.

You know what Fifty Cent was doin' before he became a G?
I don't know what he did. But I imagine it was very criminal and probably not beneficial to society as a whole.

Don't be Fifty Cent. That's my advice.
User avatar #318 to #314 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
I named my Spy's knife "The Buttplug" and my pyro's flamethrower "Taco Night"
User avatar #319 to #318 - akkere (09/23/2013) [-]
That's progress right there.
True progress.
User avatar #320 to #319 - cubanwhiteman (09/23/2013) [-]
My scout has a Cherry popper.
User avatar #339 to #320 - snickerbones (09/23/2013) [-]
I gambled for a scout scattergun that's renamed 'the bukkake blaster'

Anywho, trading starts off with a single weapon, then after a while you start trading for bigger and more expensive things. I'd say keys are the most valuable thing right now to get as they're rocketing in price right now. If you really want to pay actual money for keys, DO NOT buy them from the mann co store within TF2. Instead, buy them form the Steam Community market, they go for cheaper there.

Just basically stick to trading in-game items when you first start and you will build up.
I started really trading last year in November and i'm still trading!
www.tf2items.com/id/Snickerbones?time=1309307434 when i started trading last year
backpack.tf/profiles/76561198008888914 <-- my backpack now
User avatar #12 to #5 - eating (09/22/2013) [-]
wait, you payed 100$ for a hat and you're being proud? how stupid is tf2 community?
#16 to #12 - cinematicbrix (09/22/2013) [-]
It was donated to help people in Japan after the earthquake and tsunami tragedy in 2011, dumbass.
It was donated to help people in Japan after the earthquake and tsunami tragedy in 2011, dumbass.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eating (09/22/2013) [-]
i was not aware of that..
#177 to #17 - anon (09/22/2013) [-]
you damn right you weren't before you opened that stink hole of a trap you call mouth
User avatar #276 to #177 - eating (09/23/2013) [-]
well log in and say that like a man you faggot, i say i didnt know that, that hat didnt have any backstory for me, i just thought its stupid to pay 100$ for 1 item
User avatar #284 to #17 - arstya (09/23/2013) [-]
I respect the fact that you've gone down with the ship.
User avatar #285 to #284 - eating (09/23/2013) [-]
well, i never delete my comments so why should i do it now
User avatar #61 to #16 - xgreenmaidenx (09/22/2013) [-]
Just becouse he did not know does not make him a dumbass.
But becouse he called a big group of people stupid i can understand why you said it.
User avatar #64 to #61 - andimac (09/22/2013) [-]
In his defense, if I told you about a few thousand people paying $100 for a hat in a game with no back story of any kind to back up their decision, you'd think they were stupid as well. He was not informed it was for charity, he just thought they were being idiots.
#66 to #64 - xgreenmaidenx (09/22/2013) [-]
But maybe it was a GOOD hat?!
Like with puppies and space ships on it and stuff.

Just kidding, i get your point completely.
User avatar #68 to #66 - andimac (09/22/2013) [-]
Puppies and spaceships? I'M IN!
#261 to #64 - dongmongler (09/23/2013) [-]
&gt;thousands of people paying $100 dollars for a hat   
 Unusuals go for that much usually
>thousands of people paying $100 dollars for a hat

Unusuals go for that much usually
#14 to #12 - anon (09/22/2013) [-]
You have no idea.

Search this on Google: '' Mattie TF2 steam user ''
He paid more than 50.000 US$ over the years. It's pathetic.
User avatar #77 to #14 - victoronefourtwo (09/22/2013) [-]
Pathetic? Pathetic for being rich enough to have tens of thousands to expend on a game?
Being loaded isn't pathetic.
User avatar #256 to #14 - thinegame (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, but people will pay him well over 100,000$ for his backpack.
#234 - rambomanthree (09/22/2013) [-]
>vet tf2 player
>play tf2
>wear gibus and pyrovision with force of nature
>for those who don't know that is the most f2p newfag loadout ever
>wear that so people underestimate me
>proceed in kicking ass

User avatar #283 to #234 - lietuvisss (09/23/2013) [-]
I used to do this with pyro, ghastly gibus and degreaser, shotgun, and axtinguisher people underestimated me and they did not hink i could smash them with the axtinguisher or reflect rockets lol
User avatar #342 to #234 - snickerbones (09/23/2013) [-]
You're playing as a spy with the force-a-nature?
User avatar #156 - furryflava (09/22/2013) [-]
if this were actually in the game then valve would be making millions
#88 - aerr (09/22/2013) [-]
Basically the equivalent of TF2.
User avatar #93 to #88 - bitchplzzz (09/22/2013) [-]
dont forget the russians, idlers, and 12 year old british chipmunks.
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#26 - dathunter (09/22/2013) [-]
2 Ref for all of them
2 Ref for all of them
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