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Submitted: 09/21/2013
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#17 - koalasaurus (09/22/2013) [-]
this the HIV virus
it killed itself because scientist were being mean

stop bullying
#112 to #17 - ethanfromhell (09/22/2013) [-]
haha guys did you HIV isnt evne AID's yet? ha what a ******* loser he should kill himself
#92 to #17 - weemando (09/22/2013) [-]
HIV virus is actually a sticky ball with hairy cheerios.
#190 to #92 - retepraamrod (09/22/2013) [-]
That's exactly the negativity we don't want. HIV is beautiful just the way it is.
#294 to #103 - lolollo (09/23/2013) [-]
Awwwww, it's wearing a little ribbon for HIV awareness, it just wants to be noticed!
User avatar #33 to #17 - LookinHereWhy (09/22/2013) [-]
>human immunodeficiency virus virus
User avatar #145 to #9 - funnaycraptwo (09/22/2013) [-]
Check comment #28.
#78 - mikepetru (09/22/2013) [-]
Scientists create the first molecular cyber bully
#258 to #78 - creepycreeper (09/22/2013) [-]
When I read the name of the scientist I imagined that he created a 'missionary molecule' that would convert HIV to their religion and HIV would then proceed to blow itself up.. I'm apparently very racist.
User avatar #85 to #78 - sixstringdemon (09/22/2013) [-]
kil urself fagot
User avatar #28 - gidvid (09/22/2013) [-]
HIV Molecule:
Imagination Source:
Life on Earth:
New Theory:
Memory Gene:
Tiger Genome:
Snake Robot:
Dinosaur Feathers:
Alien Life:
Legless Lizard:
#152 to #28 - Rascal (09/22/2013) [-]
why am i an anon
#220 to #28 - Rascal (09/22/2013) [-]
But.. but I'm anon. Stop discriminating!
#226 to #28 - Rascal (09/22/2013) [-]
For the love of god sticky this.
User avatar #236 to #28 - milthyfoustache (09/22/2013) [-]
of all places for their to be aliens... the peak district... hahahaha
#296 to #28 - betesta (09/23/2013) [-]
maybe it is me, but all the links are vanished.
User avatar #310 to #28 - danster (09/27/2013) [-]
The links disappeared.
#256 to #28 - creepycreeper (09/22/2013) [-]
desertking you should sticky this.
User avatar #263 to #256 - desertking (09/22/2013) [-]
done
User avatar #297 to #28 - subadanus (09/23/2013) [-]
Links are missing now.

Is that just me?
User avatar #298 to #297 - desertking (09/23/2013) [-]
one minute
User avatar #102 to #28 - notsureifanon (09/22/2013) [-]
Sticky or something?
#260 to #28 - acidrapper (09/22/2013) [-]
Thanks bro!
#86 to #28 - xnachelpor (09/22/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
Thanks man!
#48 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [-]
Molecule's FW
#101 - betesta (09/22/2013) [-]
mfw they found where pure imagination comes from
#90 - McDc (09/22/2013) [-]
OP obviously thinks only posting the image is a great idea.Here are the sources:

➤ HIV Molecule:

➤ Imagination Source:

➤ Life on Earth:

➤ New Theory:

➤ Memory Gene:

➤ Tiger Genome:

➤ Snake Robot:

➤ Dinosaur Feathers:

➤ Alien Life:

➤ Legless Lizard:
User avatar #104 to #90 - heartlessrobot (09/22/2013) [-]
Those are the links that you get paid when someone clicks them, aren't they? Ah well, I'm clicking anyway, even though I'm not gonna read all of them.
#150 to #104 - McDc (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, though they're made by the dude who posts these(not OP ofc) so who cares, he deserves that atleast
User avatar #123 to #104 - halor (09/22/2013) [-]
ya they are, they're the same links on the facebook page though so ya
User avatar #128 to #123 - SimpleSimpleton (09/22/2013) [-]
Wait, what? How does that work? How do you get paid to do that.
#283 to #90 - dukeofdickbutt (09/22/2013) [-]
You posted the source with money grabbing links. After op stickied someone elses comment with the sources.
The other guy didnt use money grabbing links.
#293 to #283 - McDc (09/23/2013) [-]
Also, sadly, i didn't see the stickied post.But regardless they're the same links, so i don't know what you're on about.
#292 to #283 - McDc (09/23/2013) [-]
Please, do tell me more.
#91 to #90 - sparkyfusion (09/22/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb you more
I wish I could thumb you more
#56 - fedegon (09/22/2013) [-]
Scientists bullied HIV to kill itself.

1 Like = 1 Respect
User avatar #57 to #56 - ganjalf (09/22/2013) [-]
**** that hate-mountain guy, i thought this was funny
#158 - Fgner (09/22/2013) [-]
Just saying, the HIV virus doesn't kill itself. It's a virus, all it knows how to do is infect. It has no abilities of it's own beyond that.   
   
In reality, all the molecule does is fake out the virus to thinking it's time to latch onto a cell and infect - making it shoot it's genetic load. Which is then dissolved.   
   
tl;dr - It's not a self-destruction virus, it just makes the HIV virus prematurely ejaculate.
Just saying, the HIV virus doesn't kill itself. It's a virus, all it knows how to do is infect. It has no abilities of it's own beyond that.

In reality, all the molecule does is fake out the virus to thinking it's time to latch onto a cell and infect - making it shoot it's genetic load. Which is then dissolved.

tl;dr - It's not a self-destruction virus, it just makes the HIV virus prematurely ejaculate.
#225 to #158 - anothertroll (09/22/2013) [-]
dafuk did I just watch?
User avatar #237 to #225 - Fgner (09/22/2013) [-]
Those were the same words spoken by the poor scientists who took the first SEM images of the HIV virus infecting the human body.
#41 - gwenisghey (09/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
is no one else concerned about the whole "replace your memories with new ones" thing
User avatar #117 to #41 - killerliquid (09/22/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #264 to #41 - christmouth ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Doctors are hoping they could use it to treat patients with PTSD with it, but the thought of it being misused is scary indeed.
User avatar #42 to #41 - inanimateobject (09/22/2013) [-]
1984 man, 1984!
User avatar #156 to #41 - blokrokker (09/22/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, there's a few memories I'd like to replace. You know what I'm talking about. The memories where you look back and think "What the hell was I saying? What the **** was I doing?"
#99 - imayan (09/22/2013) [-]
Kill yourself
#75 - klaatu (09/22/2013) [-]
Last discovery!
MS Paint skills off the chart
#110 - sequel (09/22/2013) [-]
"Legless lizard.. soo you mean a sna-"

Nope, unlike a snake, legless lizards have eyelids and ear openings. They also can't unhinge their jaws.

A frog is also not a toad. And a butterfly is also not a moth. Did you know?
#124 to #110 - phifedawg (09/22/2013) [-]
finally someone who shares an interest in herpetology
User avatar #146 to #124 - vgmddg (09/22/2013) [-]
The study of herpes
#133 to #124 - youxbarstard (09/22/2013) [-]
herpederpetology
#125 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (09/22/2013) [-]
Legless lizard. Wouldn't it be crazy if we already had something like that?
#160 to #125 - snakefire (09/22/2013) [-]
Snakes =/= legless lizards
User avatar #127 to #125 - jgd (09/22/2013) [-]
there is an actual difference between snakes and legless lizards, kinda like spiders and harvestmen, give it a google
#159 to #127 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (09/22/2013) [-]
Will do, Johnny boy.
User avatar #182 - TomasArnar (09/22/2013) [-]
Here are the links, people.

HIV Molecule:
Imagination Source:
Life on Earth:
New Theory:
Memory Gene:
Tiger Genome:
Snake Robot:
Dinosaur Feathers:
Alien Life:
Legless Lizard:


Found Here: https://www.facebook.com/phophp?fbid=1410765909140209&set=a.1409938162556317.1073741828.1409726292577504&type=1&theater
User avatar #192 to #182 - desertking (09/22/2013) [-]
someone already posted it..
User avatar #147 - thesinful (09/22/2013) [-]
A molecule that prompts HIV to kill itself? Like a microscopic 4chan?
#149 to #147 - paranoidzoid (09/22/2013) [-]
what it says to hIV
#60 - mrmeowmixmcgee (09/22/2013) [-]
How does that molecule do that?

Does it just bully HIV about it's weight until it commits suicide?
User avatar #88 to #60 - misticalz ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
lol fag ur .000000000002g.
Fat ****
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#209 to #34 - personz (09/22/2013) [-]
this, or at least the first couple panels.   
   
 Source is SMBC comics
this, or at least the first couple panels.

Source is SMBC comics
User avatar #210 to #209 - personz (09/22/2013) [-]
Crap that's a tiny image, here's the specific comic on the site: www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2881
User avatar #251 to #34 - iwishiwasazula (09/22/2013) [-]
HIV is ******* hard to kill because it mutates. Every time it kills a human cell and replicates, its DNA changes; it can do it very fast and with different virus at the same time, this is why it's s theorically impossible to kill, because the new species resists the medicine we use.
User avatar #300 to #34 - trollinggenius (09/23/2013) [-]
so this is the comment that got you to lvl 40. so proud.
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User avatar #302 to #301 - trollinggenius (09/23/2013) [-]
like the other day i simply stated what i thought was a commonly known fact about sharks attacking surfers, and i nearly got 300 thumbs. its quite easy to get thumbs here
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User avatar #305 to #301 - alstorp (09/23/2013) [-]
Well if it's funny it get thumbs. I don't really follow your logic here.
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#306 to #305 - fjisforfgts has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #307 to #306 - alstorp (09/23/2013) [-]
But it was funny.
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User avatar #141 to #34 - hatersghate (09/22/2013) [-]
Isn't a legless lizard just a snake?
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