i'll miss your shiny metal ass. .. Time for a slightly related story >Be me, 19. >On my way to germany for vacation with gf. >Long train ride ahead, bought a lot of candy and . >Pull
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#7 - pappathethird (09/21/2013) [-]
Time for a slightly related story   
   
>Be me, 19.    
>On my way to germany for vacation with gf.    
>Long train ride ahead, bought a lot of candy and 			****		.    
>Pull out 3-pack of kinder milk slice  awww yissss ...  .    
>Take one for myself and give gf the other one.    
>Across from me is a young german boy all by himself without any candy  a german kid without candy is very rare .    
>Not wanting to be a dickhead, I offer him the last slice in very poor, but understandable german.    
>Without uttering a single word he just shakes his head per reflex.    
>A little puzzled, I think to myself: "wtf, why wouldn't a fat little german kid want a tasty-ass milk-slice?"    
> It dawns on me   
> Mfw he thinks I'm a pedophile
Time for a slightly related story

>Be me, 19.
>On my way to germany for vacation with gf.
>Long train ride ahead, bought a lot of candy and **** .
>Pull out 3-pack of kinder milk slice awww yissss ... .
>Take one for myself and give gf the other one.
>Across from me is a young german boy all by himself without any candy a german kid without candy is very rare .
>Not wanting to be a dickhead, I offer him the last slice in very poor, but understandable german.
>Without uttering a single word he just shakes his head per reflex.
>A little puzzled, I think to myself: "wtf, why wouldn't a fat little german kid want a tasty-ass milk-slice?"
> It dawns on me
> Mfw he thinks I'm a pedophile
User avatar #110 to #7 - zaboo (09/22/2013) [-]
bad story unrelated
wastin my damn time
#114 to #7 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [-]
Or he is diabetic. Really? A German boy without candy?
#84 to #7 - John Cena (09/22/2013) [-]
have your gf offer it to him.
>be me, 20
>at movies waiting to see Iron Man 3
> in line with gf
>gf and I notice boy off to the distance, about 8 yrs old, crying his eyes out, pulling his hair
>I want to go talk to him, see is he is ok (probably lost his mom)
>Realize that i may look like a pedo-file by talking to a young boy
>tell my gf what to do. She does, helps him find his mom
>everyone in line smiles and sees what a good person my gf is
User avatar #65 to #7 - payseht (09/22/2013) [-]
>Mfw he knows I'm a pedophile*
User avatar #8 to #7 - miscarriage (09/21/2013) [-]
"Don't take candy from strangers."
User avatar #9 to #8 - pappathethird (09/21/2013) [-]
exactly.
#11 to #9 - thesinful (09/21/2013) [-]
B-b-but... strangers have the best candy!
#15 to #11 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
Yeah you can call it candy, alright.
User avatar #57 to #8 - infedel (09/22/2013) [-]
unless its halloween. then you can take candy from all the strangers you want
User avatar #58 to #57 - miscarriage (09/22/2013) [-]
Exceptions
#17 - docvolto ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
this ***** shifty as ****
#71 to #70 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
HIGH tolerance so your age don't exist .
#72 to #71 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
It just kicked in.
#73 to #72 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
I can feel it.
#74 to #73 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
Bro, am I the cops.
#75 to #74 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
I'm inside of me
#76 to #75 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
Metal ass? ***** dats alloy.
#80 to #76 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
I got the munchies man.
#81 to #80 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
I love my mom man.... **** .
#82 to #81 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
What the ****** on my shirt. It's all white.
#83 to #82 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
**** that **** ***** I ain't hungry. I got the munchies.
#108 to #83 - docvolto ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
dude.
what the **** man.
#109 to #108 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
You down man?
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User avatar #47 to #17 - ishouldplayzelda (09/22/2013) [-]
i feel it
User avatar #4 - gomugomuno (09/21/2013) [-]
is that one of the kids bender adopted in an episode?
User avatar #34 to #4 - herpaderderp (09/22/2013) [-]
No, it's just some kid Bender made fun of on an amusement park ride. On the moon.
User avatar #5 to #4 - MountainDewMe (09/21/2013) [-]
This is from the series finale. Great episode if you haven't watched it yet.
#2 - include ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
#16 - benevolentpsycho (09/21/2013) [-]
It's funnier when you remember where that kid lives.
User avatar #28 to #16 - Physi (09/22/2013) [-]
On planet Rumbledy-Hump with Abner Doubledeal?
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User avatar #31 to #16 - snakefire (09/22/2013) [-]
Ha ha orphans.
User avatar #32 to #31 - benevolentpsycho (09/22/2013) [-]
I love dark humour
#64 to #32 - payseht (09/22/2013) [-]
I, too, enjoy dark humor
User avatar #33 to #32 - snakefire (09/22/2013) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #63 to #33 - raquelian (09/22/2013) [-]
my question- why did the orphans, who can't afford socks< go to to an amusement park?
#46 - Dwarf (09/22/2013) [-]
Benders full of women
#49 to #46 - crazymannequin (09/22/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#51 to #49 - Dwarf (09/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Landwhale ** I'm such a failure. I re-edited the picture, but I forgot to shorten the dimensions, so there was a bunch of white space. I hate my life.
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#53 - cthulhucupcake (09/22/2013) [-]
"And I said, 'What's a corndog doing in the ocean?"
User avatar #61 to #53 - raquelian (09/22/2013) [-]
i laughed at the dork fishes face for a good 7 minutes
#3 - sequel (09/21/2013) [-]
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#12 - dregonslyer ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Gee Bill how come your mom lets you eat two weiners?
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User avatar #6 - fuckyeahxd (09/21/2013) [-]
i'll miss him too.
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#66 to #60 - John Cena (09/22/2013) [-]
you did good son, now we are a family
#1 - include ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Bender Afterwards.
Bender Afterwards.
#22 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
Futurama is my favorite show. It's a shame they're done, but they could come back if a network picks them up; they left that open with the ending.



Pic semi related
User avatar #24 to #22 - dedaluminus (09/22/2013) [-]
Maybe it'll be UPN. UPN never cancels ANYTHING.
User avatar #25 to #22 - murpmurp (09/22/2013) [-]
i dont think that was an open ending, it was just restarting their lives without knowing, so it would be the same
User avatar #37 to #22 - pivotmasterdm (09/22/2013) [-]
That wasn't an open ending.
It literally shut it pretty tight.
If you don't want to be spoiled(Who hasn't seen the episode yet?), don't read:
When the professor comes back and tells them he will be able to bring them back but they won't remember any of it, it essentially resets the entire series. Fry goes back to his time and leela to hers before fry got frozen. There is nothing left of the futurama universe after that point they went back. Just earth, forever frozen in time.
#38 to #37 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler]   [/spoiler] [/spoiler]    
dont look, spoiler debate   
   
   
it ended with them going back in time before they got engaged. they could just start it from there with him proposing properly, then Futurama shenanigans
[spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
dont look, spoiler debate


it ended with them going back in time before they got engaged. they could just start it from there with him proposing properly, then Futurama shenanigans
User avatar #39 to #38 - pivotmasterdm (09/22/2013) [-]
He also said, very clearly "None of us will remember anything" meaning they will not remember what they did and didn't do, making the same mistakes every single time. It puts the series in an infinite loop.
#54 to #39 - bigrog (09/22/2013) [-]
no, because no the professor has the button so fry would have landed on the air bag and been saved but the professor would of had the button so he wouldn't have landed on it and hence there lives would commence as normal. So it was open.
User avatar #55 to #54 - pivotmasterdm (09/22/2013) [-]
Actually the professor said he would take them back to before he invented the button. So the button would still be invented, because he wouldn't remember not to invent it, and time would continuously loop
#40 to #39 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
yes, right before he invented the button. so we're both right. haha
User avatar #42 to #40 - pivotmasterdm (09/22/2013) [-]
True true, I forgot he said that. But the main thing is that, it ends the series in a way that never ends it
#43 to #42 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
we'll see

im just happy i got the Colonel's secret recipe
User avatar #44 to #43 - pivotmasterdm (09/22/2013) [-]
Plus it's not even that the network stopped playing it, the show is just over. It's canceled. All good things must come to an end.
#45 to #44 - DanLacasky (09/22/2013) [-]
hermes didn't
User avatar #67 to #37 - fuzziesquirrell (09/22/2013) [-]
farnsworth actually said that he can take them back to jsut before he made the button, not before fry got frozen, basically picking up right at the start of that eps.
User avatar #56 to #37 - taintedangel (09/22/2013) [-]
Spinoff series with an alternate time line? I dunno, just spit-balling an idea here.
User avatar #10 - truezen (09/21/2013) [-]
I love Futurama
#69 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW Tittle.
#79 to #69 - lookathecomment (09/22/2013) [-]
I miss the show.
#113 - acehades (09/22/2013) [-]
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#111 - bobburrito (09/22/2013) [-]
the kid's face kinda look like this
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