Ball of Poland. Some countries just can't handle the climate of others. r/polandball. What' s wrong? You can' t take the heat? What is of Cannot takes the Silly STAHP
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#9 - vinylshark
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(09/21/2013) [-]
#106 to #9 - newdevyx
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(05/08/2015) [-]
>>#37, >>#11, ******
#107 to #106 - yaybacon
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Any reason why I got mentioned?
#108 to #107 - newdevyx
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Just because i can.
#109 to #108 - yaybacon
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Ok, just wondering.
#11 to #9 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(09/21/2013) [-]
#1 - doktorpaj
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(09/21/2013) [-]
It's weird to always see that The Soviet Union/Russia is always portrayed as being cold, and having that as an advantage, when in fact their soldiers froze to death in Finland just two years before Germany invaded.

Pic related, Finnish soldiers showing frozen body of a Red army soldier.

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#93 to #1 - strikingeight
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Well, since they are native to the area they do have a slight advantage.
#95 to #1 - idkwhatthatmeans
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Idk maybe because all throughout history they've won wars because the armies that invade them get caught in the winter and ******* die before they can get their asses out?
Like with Napoleon for example.

Come on guys history isnt hard.
#2 to #1 - brobathehutt
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(09/21/2013) [-]
It's still their advantage, they know the terrain better and they find ways to stay warm. Also don't forget that most Russian leaders could give a **** less about their people, and that's the other main reason they can't be invaded.
#16 to #1 - lolchris
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(09/21/2013) [-]
The strongest ones survived and the legend began
#32 to #1 - Encarna
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(09/21/2013) [-]
It wasn't so much that the cold was advantageous to the Russians, it's more that it was disadvantageous to the German's. With the Russians being on home turf they could resupply easier and warm themselves easier too.

Invading any country immediately puts you at a disadvantage as you don't know the lay of the land, Russians invading Finland and experiencing the slightly less, the same or more cold than they would normally experience doesn't mean a lot when they can't combat it properly.
#35 to #1 - aiwendel
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(09/22/2013) [-]
That's true, but the cold did help them against both Hitler and Napoleon before that. Russia has its own automatic defense mechanism, that being the cold. And anyway in Finland they were the ones invading, so they were disadvantageous.
#74 to #1 - sinclairr
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(09/22/2013) [-]
that's how nature is.

It can be a powerful weapon but it can also blow-up in your face...
#88 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(09/22/2013) [-]
They probably weren't as furiously pissed off at Finland as they were at Germany.
#43 to #1 - abortionclinic
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Kyllä!
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!
Finnish koskenkorva masterrace
#47 to #1 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
A Proud Finn reporting in! Russia pls.
#83 to #47 - alexandervascus
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I loved the Soviets during WWII, but can I just honestly say, whenever Finland was in a battle, they made anyone, even the Soviet bear cry home.

As an American, I'll say this. I will remember and always respect The Great Northern War of both Sweden and Finland.

Hakkaa päälle!!!!
#100 to #83 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#48 to #1 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Also i hear a saying: where there's two trees, behind another of those trees there's a Finn behind it with a rifle.
#49 to #48 - doktorpaj
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Is it a Finnish proverb? If so, could you post it in Finnish as well?
#53 to #49 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Bad translation to English was that, but in Finnish it would go like this: Jos näet kaksi puuta vierekkäin, toisen takana on varmasti suomalainen kiväärin kanssa. that means we are actually quite close to the nature and when **** goes wild like it did in 1939, Finnish soldiers could easily fight in forests. I have heard the same about Arabs, but about sand, not forests.
#54 to #53 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Nowadays it wouldn't be any different if **** would go wild, we could survive in Finnish forests.
#55 to #53 - doktorpaj
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for sharing!
#57 to #55 - newdevyx
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Always a pleasure.
#30 to #1 - alexandervascus
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I guess you can say the weakest Soviets froze over and the strongest lived to **** up Germany.    
   
The Winter War was just another example of never ******* with Scandinavia.  Russia lost to Sweden with its Finnish calvary and superior line infantry training.    
   
Soviet Union lost to the Finnish in the Winter War. Don't **** with Scandinavia kiddos.
I guess you can say the weakest Soviets froze over and the strongest lived to **** up Germany.

The Winter War was just another example of never ******* with Scandinavia. Russia lost to Sweden with its Finnish calvary and superior line infantry training.

Soviet Union lost to the Finnish in the Winter War. Don't **** with Scandinavia kiddos.
#87 to #30 - zerpderp
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(09/22/2013) [-]
1 I agree with you don't **** with Scandinavia
2 I think the main reasons the soviets ****** Germany over where A. they got there **** together B Hitler decided he could be better than an actual military strategist C they never stopped making anything from bullets to bombs to men to vodka they made it if they could and never stopped
#89 to #87 - alexandervascus
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(09/22/2013) [-]
It wasn't just a war for the Soviet Union, it was survival. I respect the Soviets during WW2 greatly, but like Germany, they were ill-prepared for their own winter in Finland.
#90 to #89 - zerpderp
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Finland doesn't **** around that's for sure plus the soviets where asshats in the beginning too they allied with Nazi Germany and helped carve up Poland and then set their sites on finland only to get the **** kicked outta them
#91 to #90 - alexandervascus
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Well they allied because the Germans called themselves National Socialists. Communism is an offshoot of socialism so they thought they had something in common. In fact the Third Reich just called themselves national socialists so they could kill socialist and communist sympathizers.
#104 to #91 - zerpderp
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I did not know that those sneaky Nazi's
#15 to #1 - gokombwantu
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(09/21/2013) [-]
thats because its a pretty **** idea to invade any kind of arctic country
#20 to #15 - anon
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(09/21/2013) [-]
********. finns were assraeped and then surrenders in 3 month. climate and fortifications didn't help them.
#25 to #20 - pukki
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Nice try Putin.
#63 to #25 - asimplepotato
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I still don't get how over 400,000 people could just suddenly be missing. I mean by god, you dont just loose so many people.
#42 to #20 - wolfmango
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(09/22/2013) [-]
what was that?
#82 to #42 - alexandervascus
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Simo Hayha was a god amongst mere mortals imho.
#29 to #20 - alexandervascus
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Yeah because that's totally what happened in the Winter War.   
That's totally not why the greatest sniper in history is Finnish right?
Yeah because that's totally what happened in the Winter War.
That's totally not why the greatest sniper in history is Finnish right?

#22 to #20 - doktorpaj
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I hear someone was paying attention in history class in Russia.
#77 - antzell
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I didn't have my glasses on and i thought USSR said "Cannot takes the cok?'
I didn't have my glasses on and i thought USSR said "Cannot takes the cok?'
#96 to #77 - psyachu
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Don't worry, man, I saw the exact same thing with my contact lenses in my eyeballs (aka, I saw it perfectly). I think I was just derpy when I read it.
#98 to #77 - inuares
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(09/22/2013) [-]
well they did rape almost every country. especially after hilter pissed them off.
#19 - DrPeppir
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#76 to #19 - kernelstack
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(09/22/2013) [-]
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#70 to #19 - thepandaking
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(09/22/2013) [-]
The world is full of faggots, America happens to house some. It hurts to read, but don't post this in the hopes of enlightening anyone, it's just gonna give other people a reason to hate a country, which is exactly what is bad about this picture.
#39 to #19 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
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#60 to #39 - spyisspy
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(09/22/2013) [-]
what is this? a gif for ants?
#62 to #60 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
yes
#37 - yaybacon
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#51 to #37 - danster
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Someone else used my picture.
#56 to #51 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for making it I love it
Thanks for making it I love it
#59 to #56 - danster
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Someone made a Scandinavian spin-off of it, but the content is was on is no more.
#64 to #59 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Oh well I'm fine with the one I have          gif unrelated and probably will never be related
Oh well I'm fine with the one I have gif unrelated and probably will never be related
#65 to #64 - danster
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#66 to #65 - yaybacon
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#68 to #66 - danster
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#69 to #68 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
We just posting random gifs?              I'm fine with that
We just posting random gifs? I'm fine with that
#71 to #69 - danster
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#72 to #71 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
You have gone too far
You have gone too far
#73 to #72 - danster
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Nonsense!
Nonsense!
#75 to #73 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
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#99 to #75 - megatheman
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(09/22/2013) [-]
NEVAH!
NEVAH!
#101 to #99 - yaybacon
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Why would you bring me back here?
Why would you bring me back here?
#102 to #101 - megatheman
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Because **** you, thats why.
Because **** you, thats why.
#103 to #102 - yaybacon
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#8 - include
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Nuclear Warfare.
Nuclear Warfare.
#12 to #8 - jimmytwoshoes
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#13 to #12 - include
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#14 to #13 - jimmytwoshoes
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(09/21/2013) [-]
i was like WTF when he started singing this song... what a nice shout out to Cheers
#21 to #13 - wankershimm **User deleted account**
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(09/21/2013) [-]
do you have a link to that episode?
#31 - humorouswaste
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Here in Canada we can get plus or minus 40C sometimes
Here in Canada we can get plus or minus 40C sometimes
#36 to #31 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Cold snap in febuary: -39c at night.
Heat wave in June/July: +40c in in the city
And that's in southern Ontario.
Don't get me started in Alberta
#41 to #36 - humorouswaste
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(09/22/2013) [-]
i live in edmonton
a friend i made at university told me they would cancel school after 5cm of snow in vancouver
#85 to #41 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(09/22/2013) [-]
IT STILL DIDNT SNOW FOR THE NEXT 5 DAYS AFTERWARDS.
#84 to #41 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Ho ****, i have a story to tell you.
Just this past march, back when winter was still refusing to leave, the weather station predicted a massive snowstorm. 40+ cm. on the wednesday. The high school, which has 3000 sniveling little brats to look after, immediately went for a full closure. The school day ended on tuesday without a cloud in the sky and +1c. This is when i started chuckling to myself. Then the next day arrived. And i was howling with laughter as the school closed for a snowday. The roads were ****************. Even the salt from the previous weeks snow dried out and caked the road in a white dust.
Only 30 people went to the school. And all they did was go to the library and go on youtube or facebook. The entire day i couldnt look outside without laughing, "ITS A SNOWDAY!!!"
#45 to #41 - incest
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I can vouch for that, I live there, and it's true.

#61 to #45 - humorouswaste
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(09/22/2013) [-]
when we get 30cm of snow, school doesnt close, but we arent expected to be on time, so its not too bad here
#78 to #31 - curveball
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Currently living in Sudbury (city in Northern Ontario), if the temperature goes down to -40 or 50 (which is extremely rare, but it did for a few days last winter) you just have to plan ahead: wake up earlier to give yourself more commuting time and plug in your car's block heater overnight so the fluids don't freeze. It's not really a big deal (unless you're someone with a disability, or elderly).
#38 - maginmaniac
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#50 to #38 - danster
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(09/22/2013) [-]
That plane must be bigger than State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations!
#52 to #50 - maginmaniac
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Don't bring your fancy logic into this!
#105 to #50 - anon
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(03/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because it hurts...
my state is a unit of measure
#86 - pivotmasterdm
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(09/22/2013) [-]
"Silly italians, cannot into heat..." -Japan
#3 - anon
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(09/21/2013) [-]
japan says **** at the end incase anyone was wondering
#80 to #3 - sequel [OP]
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I thought so, and I was just guessing too. Thanks.
#17 to #3 - yamiyo
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(09/21/2013) [-]
That makes way more sense. I thought he said "Fu a shi ku" and I had no idea what was going on.
#40 to #17 - sirgawain
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(09/22/2013) [-]
also, that's not a "shi." It's a small "tsu."
#23 to #17 - xxiixx
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(09/21/2013) [-]
The ツ is smaller so it doubles the consonant sound of the next one, here the ク. So it is Fu a kku.
#27 to #23 - Nihatclodra
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(09/21/2013) [-]
It says ファック, with both the ア and ツ smaller. This makes the Fu into a Fa, and the Ku into a Kku: Thus he said "Fakku""
#28 to #27 - xxiixx
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for the correction.
#79 to #27 - yamiyo
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(09/22/2013) [-]
Ah I see. I only really know Hiragana so forgive me for my ignorance.
#97 to #17 - dyllygaf
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(09/22/2013) [-]
I thought the same exact thing, I was wondering what the hell it was lol
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