birthcontrol pills should be for men. . Benjamin- birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense go unload at gun than to sheet at e Lilia: ' It. A whore on face book posted this (4 kids, all different dads) and I replied "yea but if I were going to intentionally let someone shoot at me I'd put on th
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birthcontrol pills should be for men

birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense
go unload at gun than to sheet at e
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User avatar #154 - scaliper (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes let's make a product that will like result in kids being born deformed.
User avatar #153 - mcatheistnuggets (09/22/2013) [-]
Seriously, why isn't this a thing?
#152 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't think I would enjoy being sterile.
#151 - hoboclown (09/22/2013) [-]
Vasectomy is the word you're looking for.
User avatar #149 - ananamouse (09/22/2013) [-]
#147 - kiaserzerg (09/22/2013) [-]
or stick it in her pooper
User avatar #140 - howunexpected (09/22/2013) [-]
I heard in high school health class that if your testes stop producing sperm for however long (I think it differs on the size and how much sperm they usually create) they will lose the ability to produce any at all ever again.
Women can prevent their pregnancy without becoming sterile, at least in most cases
#139 - therealsupanova (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah it makes a lot more sense to get rid of millions upon millions of bullets than one vest >.> yup
#137 - saltyfries (09/22/2013) [-]
There is one way, steroids (cuz they make you sterile)
I take Albuteral Sulfate, a steroid inhaler...
mfw I'm an asthmatic
#135 - Zaebos (09/22/2013) [-]  ill just leave this here ill just leave this here
#141 to #135 - ainise (09/22/2013) [-]
What the **** , that's scary as hell. I'ma stab your balls with a pin, yank some **** out, shove a tube in there, and you get to fire blanks for 10 years!
User avatar #142 to #141 - Zaebos (09/22/2013) [-]
or have a kid for 18....
#145 to #142 - ainise (09/22/2013) [-]
If you don't want to have a kid, get a vasectomy. If you don't want to have a kid right now, stop ******* right now. There ya go, you don't have to have a doctor stab your sack and shove random **** in, your girlfriend doesn't have to get a plastic tube shoved a foot into her vag.

Or just teach her to enjoy anal. Or wear a rubber. Even if the rubber fails morning after pill is over 95% effective. Are there really that many people out there who'd rather get a ball piercing than wear a rubber?
#133 - byposted (09/22/2013) [-]
you pathetic men don't trust us wymyn? what misogyny! Male birth control pills are like rape since it deprives us of later child support payments and half of your assets.
#131 - verycoolcat (09/22/2013) [-]
There is, makes you infertile temporarily, problem is it reduces testosterone production... oh and you no longer get 'horny'

They give it to high risk sex offenders as a requirement for their release.
User avatar #129 - thenewgizmobox (09/22/2013) [-]
think of it like this, you're never worried of being without a condom. i think it'd be a good idea if it weren't for the massive side effects.
User avatar #127 - roninneko (09/22/2013) [-]
On the one hand: take a drug to try and neutralize millions upon millions of sperm.

On the other: take a drug to neutralize a single half-cell.

Statistically-speaking, which one is more likely to be effective: unloading a million-barrel gun, or removing the single target?
User avatar #126 - syrenthra ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
There is one for men out there but it isn't a good drug for use yet, I agree men could use it to be considerate and to help prevent unexpected pregnancies with couples that want children, just not yet.

TL;DR men could take it to be nice, and both could take BC but the drug is ****** atm
#124 - bjerneironbeard (09/22/2013) [-]
Actually, a man taking birth control can lead to impotence. I do not know in which dosage this is possible. So I suggest that you don't go on the pill if you have the D and simply use a condom or get a vasectomy.
User avatar #122 - zarcos (09/22/2013) [-]
Male privilege. Take the pills **** .
#120 - whyohwhy (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, either works.
Well, either works.
#118 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
Two things:
1) No...
2) They do have a medication made for men to temporary neutralize the sperm so you can fire blanks for a while.


Dont bitch and take the damn birth control, you let us shoot you.
#114 - deathofnight (09/22/2013) [-]
This always annoyed me, think of it as having two dogs and taking off the male dogs nuts but leaving the female alone. If the bitch gets out she will come back with pups. You leave the male dog alone because he CAN'T have pups at all and get the bitches tubes tied because she can let ANY dog **** her and get pregnant.

tl;dr If there is one gun then there will always be more.
User avatar #136 to #114 - vatra (09/22/2013) [-]
I say we have birth control for both. If the male doesn't want kids, he should have to take proactive steps to ensure that. It takes two to make a child, responsibility shouldn't fall completely on the female just because she is the one that gets pregnant.
User avatar #143 to #136 - deathofnight (09/22/2013) [-]
I agree with you, I would like to have birth control for both male and females, not just one. But then again males do have condoms and I think spermicide. So we are SLIGHTLY on equal grounds.
User avatar #146 to #143 - vatra (09/22/2013) [-]
Well spermicide is actually for females to squirt into themselves if a male cums in her. Though you are right about condoms, though females also tend to need to have a stash of condoms in case the male forgets them or "forgets them." Though that being said if I were a female I wouldn't trust males like that to remember their birth control.
#148 to #146 - deathofnight (09/22/2013) [-]
This picture will go well with your statement.
#150 to #148 - vatra (09/22/2013) [-]
I love Top Gear. Also you are so right.
#121 to #114 - hammerfell (09/22/2013) [-]
you mean just like there are other targets for the guns?
#123 to #121 - deathofnight (09/22/2013) [-]
Fine sir I understand your statement but you must understand mine as well correct? Take the elephant seal for example, there is the "Beach master" and his personal harem. Sure there are many targets for his choosing but it only takes one male.You could take 19 out of 20 male seals and make them sterile but there will still be that one and he can finish the job that the rest of them cannot. If you however take 19 out of 20 female seals and make them sterile the one female can only do the job of one. If you wanted a greater reduction of offspring you would want to make the females sterile not the males.

tl;dr All it takes is one gun to take out an army of "targets"
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