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Priorities. This young individual has just completed the recently released Grand Theft Auto V, and in response to his status, his girlfriend enquires as to whet

This young individual has just completed the recently released Grand Theft Auto V, and in response to his status, his girlfriend enquires as to whether he will now have time to interact with her, implying that the popular game has taken up most of his social commitments. He retorts that, with the game incorporating an open-world system, there is still a lot more to explore and refers to her with a derogatory term to further emphasise his masculinity.

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User avatar #8 - soupkittenagain (09/21/2013) [-]
Excellent description
#4 - madoc (09/21/2013) [-]
Thumbs for the description. Quite excellent.
#6 - godsevensevenseven ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
You actually called your girl a bitch?
#39 to #6 - moviefuckthewhat (09/21/2013) [-]
I've called my girlfriend a bitch before in a joking manner. It really depends on how you say it and how cool they are with it.    
   
If I were to say "Shut up, Bitch!" I would probably be dumped on the spot.(and deserve it.)   
   
But if I were to say "Bitch please" when joking around with each other it would be ok.   
   
Please note that I also live in New York and it's apparently more acceptable here to say bitch, 			******		, faggot, and cunt then other places. Sometimes all at once. 			*********************		.
I've called my girlfriend a bitch before in a joking manner. It really depends on how you say it and how cool they are with it.

If I were to say "Shut up, Bitch!" I would probably be dumped on the spot.(and deserve it.)

But if I were to say "Bitch please" when joking around with each other it would be ok.

Please note that I also live in New York and it's apparently more acceptable here to say bitch, ****** , faggot, and cunt then other places. Sometimes all at once. ********************* .
User avatar #12 to #6 - mcniggertoast (09/21/2013) [-]
Mightbeajokeisfunny
User avatar #9 to #6 - danzoshimura (09/21/2013) [-]
It's obviously a joke
#16 - leawesomeme (09/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for explaining the meaning of this internet language in the description
#14 - slysixtyfourwii (09/21/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is evolving to the point where the descriptions are funnier than the content!
#25 to #14 - troxell (09/21/2013) [-]
Its also our only form of oc these days
#13 - HumbertoL (09/21/2013) [-]
Description is quite splendid
Description is quite splendid
#15 - AZSYANKEE (09/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - akabei ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I love overly explained descriptions.
User avatar #7 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
So many of these are fake. But that one I believe.
#28 - botherandbefuddle (09/21/2013) [-]
A splendid descriptive paragraph telling of events that unfolded, brethren.
#35 - imcadence (09/21/2013) [-]
guys like this piss me off i don't care what ******* game it is i wouldn't ignore my girlfriend for some game if she wanted to be with me i would stop playing and go see her
#36 to #35 - marcx ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
bull. depends on the game man. you would end up doing it. we all do.. and thats why im single
#38 to #36 - imcadence (09/21/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #656362 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** and that's why you have a lot to learn in life no game is more important then some one you love i know ill get hate for saying this
#40 to #35 - malkfur (10/17/2013) [-]
i dont know about you but if i told my girlfriend im playing the ESO beta she would be coool with it even if it was for a few days.
#33 - John Cena (09/21/2013) [-]
Evan has changed his relationship status to single.
#18 - shadowassassinone (09/21/2013) [-]
girlfriend relationship -50
User avatar #19 to #18 - evenx (09/21/2013) [-]
Happiness +100
#20 to #19 - shadowassassinone (09/21/2013) [-]
-10000 sex
#17 - takemythumb (09/21/2013) [-]
You cannot argue with GTA V, woman.
#32 - John Cena (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh my.
User avatar #30 - amammcmam (09/21/2013) [-]
I ******* hate those ******* triathlons... I play GTA for cars and killing, not racing an old lady down the street.
User avatar #34 to #30 - pwnlvf (09/21/2013) [-]
You casual.
#24 - mraye (09/21/2013) [-]
I have also completed the new GTA, and without giving away anything... the storyline isn't very well linked together, probably only Micheal's story is complete, Trevor's seems half finished and I don't even know why they bothered to have Franklin as a main character.

Also, wtf happened to Grove Street?!
User avatar #26 to #24 - potrsr (09/21/2013) [-]
i just did the mission with franklin, lamar and travor going to grove street. They could at least make it a bit bigger and put CJ house where it needs to be. I get the map is bigger and when you're at the arena its not the same route to grove street, but jesus. I had hopes for groove street.
User avatar #5 - silentscreams (09/21/2013) [-]
Not fond of GTA jokes but had to thumb for the description
User avatar #3 - thisxshitxisxhard (09/21/2013) [-]
i have also compleated this task
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