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GTA V. Rob a bank or some .. Yau want to spend every moment from now en playing CTA v. but other members of your household want to use the television. rhcp/ mis

Rob a bank or some **** .

Tags: GTAV | games
Yau want to spend every
moment from now
en playing CTA v. but
other members of your
household want to use
the television.
rhcp/ missions
have already been
spelled fer you by the
internet.
Yeu' re sick and tired
of hearing ebert (STA
on the internet end
from your friends.
You dent have
enough money fer
STA V.
Yeu' re worried the
new CTA petite will
comepletely consume
your life.
Berate others fer their physical
appearence er
tendencies get them to leave
the house end spend their time in
the gym or with friends. That will
leave yen plenty of time to eat
Hot Packets and meg
videogames by yourself.
games cannot be
spoiled.
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verse when d new
Pokemon creme pets released
in e month. And verse
with new consoles right after
that. You me; just went
to cue live in e cave fer the
rest m the seer.
Steal money fer (STA V.
You cen just blame your
criminal tendencies on the
influence elf CTA / t
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APARTMENT...
GIVE IN.
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#145 - wobblewub ONLINE (09/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
stickied
Lots of people are upset because it's not on PC. I think it's funny since all those people who do the "PC masturrr reeece" bull **** so often. Guess this puts them in their place.

Inb4 red thumbs. Take it easy bros I heard it's coming for you guys soon. Sheesh.
User avatar #39 to #31 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
I just...I just want it so badly, but I refuse to give in and get it for my XBOX...PC master race, forever!!
User avatar #113 to #39 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
That's exactly what my problem is. I want it for pc, But I wanna play it now, but I don't want to buy it on console.
User avatar #175 to #113 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm considering "renting" it from a redbox. lol
User avatar #195 to #175 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Why have I not thought of this? lol
User avatar #197 to #195 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
idk, I just haven't seen it for XBOX yet, only the PS3 version so far. maybe I'll check again later.
User avatar #200 to #197 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
My friends say that the dynamic clothing is better on ps3 and the textures are clearer/
User avatar #201 to #200 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
I doubt it. they are basically the same system when you get into it. now on the next gen we are going to see performance increases using a PS4 over a ONE.

I just can't wait till we get away from 360 and PS3 all together so that games can be written for PC's and work on all platforms similarly. It should also mean less games made specifically for consoles and then ******** ported to PC.
User avatar #202 to #201 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
It seems like that when you watch side by side comparisons. The clothes fold a lot more and cars reflect off the ground better. Not to mention installing the Play disc which enhances graphics lowers fps on xbox.
User avatar #204 to #202 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
>installing the game lowers fps

this is not true, how could that even be true. lmao
User avatar #205 to #204 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Xbox version ships with two discs, the play disc enhances graphics but lowers performance. My friend read the Rockstar announcement whilst waiting in line.
User avatar #206 to #205 - thegamerslife (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't see why that would be the case if you installed both onto your HDD? I can understand it needing two discs since it's not blueray, but I really can't see why that would decrease performance. anyways, my friend has it and...well... i haven't heard from him for days now...
User avatar #208 to #206 - megusters ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Why You Shouldn't Install the GTA5 "Play Disc" on Xbox 360 Not a gamebreaker, but definitely noticeable.
User avatar #207 to #206 - megusters ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #209 to #207 - thegamerslife (09/22/2013) [-]
Neat. Just showed my friend the video. he said he has it installed but doesn't have these issues...wonder what that's about.
User avatar #211 to #209 - megusters ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
He must be one of the lucky ones.
User avatar #150 to #31 - rmdx (09/21/2013) [-]
I thought she had a fancy mustache
#61 to #32 - steelplatypus (09/21/2013) [-]
Skyrim with mods
#70 to #61 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Go away you bastard. I still haven't grabbed skyrim for my PC, and every time I see pictures like this I want it again.    
   
I need the money.
Go away you bastard. I still haven't grabbed skyrim for my PC, and every time I see pictures like this I want it again.

I need the money.
User avatar #163 to #70 - garymotherfinoak (09/21/2013) [-]
visual mods for Skyrim are extremely GPU demanding.
User avatar #179 to #163 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I have a power PC. Got it earlier this year. But at the moment I lack the funds to get a game.

I would hope a GTX 680 wouldn't have an issue.
User avatar #191 to #179 - garymotherfinoak (09/21/2013) [-]
Unless your going for the absolute pinnacle, you should be okay.
User avatar #177 to #163 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
3GB 7950 boost edition.

oh I'm sorry, did you say something?
#199 to #177 - sexypotato (09/21/2013) [-]
780 OC master race
User avatar #203 to #199 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
Running a 780 on an x8 interface!??!?! wtf are you doing!?!?!

I'm quit exited to see the newer AMD line up of GPU's at the end of this month! I hear the 9970 is suppose to have a 5% performance increase over the TITAN and only be about $500-600.
User avatar #190 to #177 - garymotherfinoak (09/21/2013) [-]
the pinnacle of visual modding for skyrim makes GTX 670 get at little as 5 fps...
kotaku.com/5961994/what-skyrim-looks-like-when-youre-running-100-mods-at-once
User avatar #192 to #190 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
I agree with one of the comments, it does seem to be too much bloom and DoF.

Also 7950 > 670. js
User avatar #176 to #70 - thegamerslife (09/21/2013) [-]
Hey, we are in the same boat! **** being broke...
User avatar #140 to #70 - zombifier (09/21/2013) [-]
wait for steam sale
User avatar #141 to #140 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
That's the plan I guess. Just so many games I want.
User avatar #90 to #70 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
last time i saw skyrim with all the dlcs was only like 40 bucks retail...
User avatar #107 to #90 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
that's $40 I don't have to spend. lol
User avatar #108 to #107 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #158 to #61 - BlakHoleSun (09/21/2013) [-]
What mod is that? I must know!
User avatar #214 to #158 - steelplatypus (09/22/2013) [-]
If you haven't already found it, I do believe this is the source - www.asot.es/2001/09/skyrim-mods.html
User avatar #99 to #61 - adu ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
>Skyrim for only $29.99
>Skyrim Legendary Edition (all DLC included) for $59.99

What are you waiting for again?
store.steampowered.com/app/72850/
User avatar #91 to #61 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
do you know what enb that is?

All the enb's that i have got are all bright and vibrant and don't really set the dark, gritty atmosphere that vanilla skyrim intended.
User avatar #101 to #91 - steelplatypus (09/21/2013) [-]
This was actually just from a google image search I did BUT I did some backtracking for you and I think I found the source - www.asot.es/2001/09/skyrim-mods.html
User avatar #103 to #101 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks !
#57 to #32 - redrepeater (09/21/2013) [-]
>implying you can mod real life
>implying you can mod real life
User avatar #63 to #57 - komandantmirkoo (09/21/2013) [-]
drugs
User avatar #37 to #32 - zezenzerg (09/21/2013) [-]
GTA V
User avatar #115 to #32 - lech (09/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, but does real life have dogs ******* each other? I think not!
#94 to #81 - dillard1 (09/21/2013) [-]
Grandma buys this when you ask for GTA

MFW
#100 to #98 - dillard1 (09/21/2013) [-]
That image is fake, there is no PC version
#105 to #100 - tacoarecrazy (09/21/2013) [-]
MFW trying to read your name
MFW trying to read your name
User avatar #189 to #105 - dillard1 (09/21/2013) [-]
I got the account when we were able to have numbers in our names
#139 to #93 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #80 to #78 - metallicaone (09/21/2013) [-]
yes you can
User avatar #85 to #83 - tossed (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh my god! That was good.
#23 - byazura (09/21/2013) [-]
When I saw this, the first thing my mind jumped to was Dark Souls
#166 to #23 - igneous (09/21/2013) [-]
Same for me! I thought he was going to say "2x worse when Dark Souls 2 comes out" haha
Same for me! I thought he was going to say "2x worse when Dark Souls 2 comes out" haha
User avatar #92 to #23 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
When everyone was going crazy about gta V, i bought dark souls.
Pretty good decision, it turns out.
#29 to #23 - xanderpetty ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm horrible at editing
#174 to #29 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
Love this x)
#25 - ronvarone (09/21/2013) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things.
#6 - xredsoxmuffin (09/20/2013) [-]
Some asshole is going around the internet spoiling the games ending.
Some asshole is going around the internet spoiling the games ending.
#8 to #6 - thetenth (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, it is GTA, its not like the plot is a make or break deal. Just kill hookers and you will be less angry!
#12 to #8 - shishiko **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
Actually, the plot in this new game is ACTUALLY something you wanna get in I'm (about) more than halfway done with the missions and I kinda feel for the characters, especially Michael.   
   
 That mission where he has a drug infused breakdown while he looses his family is pretty depressing.
Actually, the plot in this new game is ACTUALLY something you wanna get in I'm (about) more than halfway done with the missions and I kinda feel for the characters, especially Michael.

That mission where he has a drug infused breakdown while he looses his family is pretty depressing.
#15 to #12 - thetenth (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh, wasn't really aware. I just kinda figured from the previous games that is wasn't really a story based game.
#53 to #6 - octaviano (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't play or watch GTAV, but I heared there are 3 endings.   
Take your drug mofo.
I don't play or watch GTAV, but I heared there are 3 endings.
Take your drug mofo.
User avatar #16 to #6 - demonchain ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Dumbledore dies.
#50 to #16 - darkace (09/21/2013) [-]
Shape did it....
#62 to #50 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
was it a circle or a square?
#171 to #62 - darkace (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh wow.... stupid auto correct.
#109 - benevolentpsycho (09/21/2013) [-]
GTA V makes me believe there is a god who wants us all to have fun.
GTA V makes me believe there is a god who wants us all to have fun.
#34 - andovaredoras (09/21/2013) [-]
Feels like i'm the only one who doesn't care about GTA at all. Seriously.
User avatar #41 to #34 - malcolmcz (09/21/2013) [-]
Silence ! you dont know what are you talking about !
User avatar #60 to #34 - smokingman (09/21/2013) [-]
The only incoming game I care about is FFXV, so there's that, you're not the only one.
User avatar #66 to #34 - AdminsGayLover (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't care that much either
User avatar #68 to #34 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Basically how all gamers who only have PCs have.

But Christ, GW2 content? Im fine with this.
User avatar #72 to #34 - lorddarkskull (09/21/2013) [-]
gta V ended up worse than gta IV somehow, methinks a large amount of that 200 some million dollar budget went to reviewer's pockets
#84 to #34 - diegotan (09/21/2013) [-]
That's the Bear-girl from Guild Wars! She's my fetish.
That's the Bear-girl from Guild Wars! She's my fetish.
User avatar #146 to #34 - technosauce **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
you live on a planet with 7 billion other people and you think you're the only one with that though?
User avatar #178 to #34 - RisenLichen (09/21/2013) [-]
Never played a GTA game in my life, so I'm on the same boat. I do, however, care about pokemon in a month
User avatar #42 to #34 - ninjastarthrow (09/21/2013) [-]
Honestly you might be.
User avatar #47 to #34 - wardd (09/21/2013) [-]
You and three others
for now
#46 to #34 - xtrin (09/21/2013) [-]
Dont' worry, I don't give a damn about GTA V too. I'm lost int the world of Guild Wars 2, just like you may be according to the picture you used.
#73 to #34 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't care about GTA V at all. I care about Walking Dead's third season. I just bought it for over 30 euros and i can't wait to have a peacefull moment and start watching it!
#75 to #34 - craymore (09/21/2013) [-]
Thats my girl!
#69 to #34 - demideus (09/21/2013) [-]
GW2 FTW
GW2 FTW
#126 to #34 - extremistavenger (09/21/2013) [-]
Well aren't you so special?
Gee, I haven't seen this every time a GTA post shows up.
#129 to #126 - dross (09/21/2013) [-]
Needs more sarcasm.
#130 to #129 - extremistavenger (09/21/2013) [-]
I'll put it in italics for you next time.
Buddy.
User avatar #131 to #130 - dross (09/21/2013) [-]
I just meant the actual picture. I didn't make it, I've had it kicking about for ages.
User avatar #132 to #131 - extremistavenger (09/21/2013) [-]
Well now it all makes sense. No hard feelings, bro.
#49 to #34 - GingerCOM (09/21/2013) [-]
I have seen at least 100 people say that, so no you do not feel like that you lying **** .
User avatar #76 to #49 - andovaredoras (09/21/2013) [-]
i hadnt seen anyone say that yet. It was all about how to steal money to buy gta V, how there is a mob headed for the nearest gaming shops to buy it, and about a dozen reaction pictures turned into 'gta' version.
User avatar #27 - BmanX (09/21/2013) [-]
No, I think more people will talk about GTA than they will the new Pokemon. Pokemon doesn't sell a billion dollar's worth of games in 3 days.
User avatar #40 to #27 - radamski (09/21/2013) [-]
I was doubting your comment because I thought it was only a few hundred million.

But I looked it up and holy **** .
User avatar #36 to #27 - agentpurplek (09/21/2013) [-]
GTA V =$60
Pokemon X=$35
Pokemon y=$35
User avatar #77 to #36 - chezburgadominator (09/21/2013) [-]
It's actually 39.99 for Pokémon X or Y
User avatar #30 to #27 - thecorf (09/21/2013) [-]
But there are 100+ new pokemon everyone can find a reason to hate and say why it is the worst thing ever.
also it's pokemon, pokemon is the best thing since buttered toast
User avatar #35 to #30 - mettih (09/21/2013) [-]
Most people i've met likes the new pokemon so far. So i honestly don't think it'll be a problem.
User avatar #3 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I must say I'm thoroughly enjoying GTA V. (But I'm so excited for Pokemon X and Y)
#4 to #3 - thetenth (09/20/2013) [-]
I would get that if I had a 3DS or 2DS. I wonder if I should get those just for pokemon.
#7 to #4 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
That was why I bought it. Also did this.
#9 to #7 - thetenth (09/20/2013) [-]
Woah dude, thats some cool **** . Just make sure it doesn't splash in a puddle and short out.
User avatar #56 to #3 - lobselvith (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm hyped as **** for X and Y.
User avatar #127 to #56 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
We should play together!
#137 to #3 - superintrovert (09/21/2013) [-]
The damning of a new age for Pokemon games my friend. Gamefreak is hitting us with so much new **** that it'll feel like the first time we picked a Pokemon game up.
#164 - jiorugu (09/21/2013) [-]
solution for number one
User avatar #165 to #164 - sagen (09/21/2013) [-]
here here
#183 to #164 - cygnuswithasmile (09/21/2013) [-]
OR if you are planning on getting a PS4 and get GTA V for it, you could get a PS VITA TV which allows you to play PS4 games in another room.
#122 - granadablashlack (09/21/2013) [-]
Can't afford Gta V, but can afford $500 dollar (at least) firearm
#173 to #122 - Funnyjunksucksnow (09/21/2013) [-]
You can get a handgun for less than 500 so no not at least and doesn't matter if they already had one or stole it.
User avatar #125 to #122 - brucekillah (09/21/2013) [-]
you dont have to buy the gun, just beat up a cop and take their pistol and nightstick
User avatar #182 to #125 - zombiesnipertwo (09/21/2013) [-]
I like how you think
User avatar #157 to #125 - corso (09/21/2013) [-]
Beat up someone that has weapons and combat training?
#134 - daedrical (09/21/2013) [-]
MFW I'm currently eating a hot pocket..
MFW I'm currently eating a hot pocket..
User avatar #18 - tkfourtwoone (09/21/2013) [-]
It is so hard to describe the feeling of being unable to relate at all with the rest of over 90% of the gamers out there, hyper-hyped-out by GTA V

Why? Well, I really enjoyed GTA 2, when I was a kid, even though I never finished it.

I am one of the few who wasn't that hyped by GTA 3's feature to walk on foot AND get in a car to drive it (it was considered a novelty for a 3rd person action game, but either Interstate '76 or Interstate '82 did it first).

I did like to boot up Vice City, enter some cheats, cruise around on either the chopper or the sports bike... and behead those dumb bitches on roller skates with the katana. Yeah, did like for several dozens of hours, with the help of the occasional cheat. I probably performed something like 10% of the Story, never finished it, never intended

When San Andreas was released, I realized by reading articles about it that it's just way too much content for me, especially by implementing RPG features (skill levels, attributes, etc). Played it for maybe 30 minutes, never to touch it again, got bored instantly.

I didn't even flinch when GTA IV was announced or released.

What the hell is wrong with me?

P.S.: THE WITCHER 3, BITCHES!!!!!!
User avatar #51 to #18 - lillickems (09/21/2013) [-]
I never played GTA 1 or 2. (They were before my time.)

GTA 3 I just ****** **** up and all that jazz, did the occasional mission, but really nothing else.

Vice City I'd say I was probably... 50 to 75 percent done, but it got WAY too difficult for me to continue.

San Andreas I actually completed. (Wonderful story but it had some rage-tastic missions like the infamous "Train")

GTA IV I also played and completed, and I enjoyed it. It's story was alright, but majority of the gameplay was fun. (Like screwing around with friends on the free roam multiplayer mode.) BUT driving was like drunken bull that was blindfolded.

As for GTA V... I have yet to get it. (OCTOBER HURRY THE **** UP!) But from what I've seen and learned to expect from the GTA series, I'm obviously excited.

Would actually like to get into The Witcher, but money is of course the reason I don't have either yet.
#20 to #18 - redteamgriff (09/21/2013) [-]
You just moved on, bro. Nothing wrong with evolving.
#33 to #18 - agonix (09/21/2013) [-]
Damn ******* straight witchbro!
User avatar #123 - mion ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I spent my last money on Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMix.

Playing it to my heart's content, I don't need GTA V. At least not now, with rumours spreading for a PS4 Version.
User avatar #136 to #123 - thatguyontheright (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm holding off for the PC version, maybe the PS4 version, which ever comes first.
User avatar #185 to #123 - cygnuswithasmile (09/21/2013) [-]
They have found settings menus for a PS4 version in the source code so that pretty much confirms that it'll come to that next gen consoles. Same goes for the PC version. I imagine they're just releasing it in stages so that people cave in, buy the crappier current gen version and then buy it again for the next gen/ PC.
#117 - kustomforce (09/21/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me if rockstar is going to release this game on pc?If so, when?
Can anyone tell me if rockstar is going to release this game on pc?If so, when?
#128 to #117 - grekkill (09/21/2013) [-]
Probably in about 6 months, knowing Rockstar's release pattern.
User avatar #133 to #128 - kustomforce (09/21/2013) [-]
6 months? aww man...
#79 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 118,354,631** times worse when HL3 is released.
User avatar #82 to #79 - fgtometer (09/21/2013) [-]
HL3 CONFIRMED BY ANON
User avatar #65 - gurtol (09/21/2013) [-]
Some guy got stabbed in london for his copy
User avatar #45 - entarasu (09/21/2013) [-]
i want gta V on pc faster
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