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Facts, yo. Source: In content. If you' re trying to quit smoking, go to a sauna 3 days in a row. You' ll sweat out the nicotine and it' ll be easier to quit. co

Source: In content

If you' re trying to quit smoking,
go to a sauna 3 days in a row.
You' ll sweat out the nicotine
and it' ll be easier to quit.
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If you think someone
is giving you a fake number,
read it back to them
incorrectly. If they correct
you, it' s legit.
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will cure a pimple right away.
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Chewing the same flavor
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improve your memory.
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The Comodore method for
maximum efficiency studying:
25 Minutes hard work
5 Minutes break
Every third break should
be 20 minutes long
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through the stack and fill it
with syrup to get some in
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Next time you have a bad sore
throat, eat marshmallows.
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If you know you' re going to vomit,
eat some vanilla ice cream first.
It won' t stop the vomiting, but
it' ll stop the burning sensation
When at the , ask for
unsalted fries. This guarantees the
fries will be fresh out of the fryer.
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If you' re ever being buried alive,
take your shirt off and tie it
around your face & mouth
to keep from suffocating.
How to clean all your
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#39 - joesvr **User deleted account**
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(09/20/2013) [-]
"**** I'm going to throw up, pass me the vanillBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
#105 to #39 - crazycowhimself
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
you really made me laugh there, mate.

a thumb for you
#162 to #39 - tacoarecrazy
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#204 to #39 - thepandaking
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(09/21/2013) [-]
holy **** why am I still laughing so hard at this.   
   
god damn that was good.
holy **** why am I still laughing so hard at this.

god damn that was good.
#208 to #39 - kamdonius
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Are you SURE it's ice cream in that picture?
#65 to #39 - dragonax
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Damn, that was good
#338 to #39 - Jesusnipples
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Yay for taking pictures of people mid-vomit
#120 to #39 - cosminb
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Haven't laughed that hard in months... Thumb for you, kind sir!
User avatar #126 to #39 - studbeefpile
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Who wants chowder?
#71 to #39 - greenpyro
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I'll remember the vanilla thing next time I'm on a rollercoaster
#115 to #39 - endlessuzumaki
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - nucularwar
Reply +122 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Problem with the french fries one:
unsalted fries are terrible
User avatar #93 to #7 - skypatrol
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
You can easily add salt to them
#314 to #7 - darkace
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
easy fix, salt them...
User avatar #190 to #7 - Z A H A
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
1. Get salt packets
2. Put your own damn salt on
#24 to #7 - pineapplepeople
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Add salt to them later? Problem solving, YAY!
User avatar #106 to #7 - hektoroftroy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
The only people who ever ask for unsalted fries are black people.
Source: I work at mcdonalds just like everyone on this site
#170 to #106 - welcometoatl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
OMG yes! I work at McDonald's too. They do it because they want "fresh fries". ******* assholes then get mad when they have to wait 3 minutes for the fresh batch to come out.
User avatar #173 to #170 - hektoroftroy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Tell me about it
User avatar #270 to #7 - jacobclabough
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
"Oh and make the fries unsalted please"-Me
"Ugh ok sir"
20 minutes later"Here you are sir"
Why thank you my good man and can i have some salt with that?"
User avatar #10 to #7 - cupcakescankill
Reply +181 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Not to mention you're being a dick to the people who work there because they have to make a whole new batch of fries just for you.
#13 to #10 - gameoverdude
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
that's their job
that's their job
User avatar #14 to #13 - roneffinswanson
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Until they're replaced with japanese robots.
#319 to #14 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Robots are the most intelligent beings that are incapable of giving a ****. They're not programed to give any ***** whatsoever.
Robots are the most intelligent beings that are incapable of giving a ****. They're not programed to give any ***** whatsoever.
#324 to #319 - roneffinswanson
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
And when they grab you with their metal claws, you can't get away. Because robots are strong. And they're made of metal.
User avatar #12 to #10 - kyletr
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Not only that, they have to clean pretty much EVERYTHING to ensure no salt. It's nicer to just ask for fresh fries, even if that sounds dickish.
User avatar #196 to #12 - soerd
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you never worked in fast food?
User avatar #161 to #12 - battledude
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
nah I use to work at BK

if i was in a bad mood id redip the fries in the fryer to unsalt them
If the nice manager that cared about customers over time was there, then id make them fresh, but even then you just keep it in the fry basket rather than dumping it in the salted area
User avatar #284 to #10 - volcanicdiarrhea
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Guy at my old work went through the drive through at Burger King and got a large order of fries
with one packet of ketchup for each fry.
#223 to #10 - thebesttrumpeteer
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
literally just today someone ordered no salt fries with salt packets.   
<mfw
literally just today someone ordered no salt fries with salt packets.
<mfw
#313 to #10 - darkace
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I worked fast food for a long time and its really not that big of a deal they just make a smaller batch for you, and if you want you can just ask for them fresh most of the time a fresh batch is needed anyway. Oh and chances are if you show up when its really busy you fries will be fresh already, batches cant sit long when its busy.
#200 to #10 - azab
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(09/21/2013) [-]
it just forces us to have that person pull away and wait in a spot while the people behind her get taken care of, i like it because i can go outside to hand the bitch her fries
#135 to #10 - anon id: 5dd0de17
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
AKA: doing their job
User avatar #9 - howunexpected
Reply +129 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Don't eat marshmallows when you have a sore throat. If its a bacterial infection, the bacteria will feed off the sugar and then multiply exponentially
User avatar #290 to #9 - everheat
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
*marshmallow in hand*

Well... ****.
User avatar #329 to #290 - maximuso
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Half- marshmellow in hand...
Arg
User avatar #210 to #9 - pokim
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
And I love how every other picture has an explanation.
This one's just like "eat marshmallows"
#68 - melllvinnn
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I can believe the ADVIL one but...

really? instantly?

Someone correct me/ this post if you know more about.
User avatar #214 to #68 - shayyman
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
I tried it last time I saw this post and it didn't work . And also I've read there are things in advil nightime that can cause acne by just talking it.
#221 to #68 - anon id: 956eed38
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
It's an anti-inflammatory. A pimple is inflammation. It should help but it wouldn't be instant nor would it be complete. Usually something like (baking soda, no gel) toothpaste is quicker because it dries out the skin as well as soothing topical inflammation... the combined anti-inflammatory and astringent properties work pretty quickly.

That being said, I've never tried the Advil gels and depending on what the inactive ingredients are (like any alcohols or glycerins) the astringent properties might be there as well.
User avatar #279 to #68 - justsomeguyx
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(09/21/2013) [-]
just did it five minutes tops
#73 to #68 - theseustheminotaur
Reply +86 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
I would test it right now if I could reach my back
#172 to #73 - skuser
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(09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 to #73 - melllvinnn
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #109 to #73 - hektoroftroy
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Exhaled loudly through my nose.
Also, I like the username
User avatar #305 to #109 - kampi
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
I like your style. You're the proof of evolution.
And by that I mean we used only the term "lol", but now on an image-sharing website we read things such as "Exhaled loudly through my nose", "That gave me a good laugh", "Throws back head in laughter", etcetera etcetera.
Keep going, champ.
#310 to #109 - theseustheminotaur
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Yours is great too
User avatar #281 to #73 - lamarisagoodname
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
lal
User avatar #189 to #73 - jacklane
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
***** dat eww! I gots dem too *****....
#160 to #73 - whiteblob
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(09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #229 to #160 - leprechaunne
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
**** you and your stupid spoilers
User avatar #334 to #229 - whiteblob
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #147 - laschat
Reply +78 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
>go to party
>wait till half the people are passed out drunk
>draw penises on foreheads
>baby powder
>hair spray
>??????
>profit
User avatar #27 - Faz
Reply -17 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
If someone gives you a fake number they aren't interested in you, what does knowing right there and then that you got a fake number?
#79 to #27 - anon id: d6d39933
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
telling them its fake straight away.

Too embarrass them for trying to be smart asses.
User avatar #81 to #79 - Faz
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Ever think that when a girl gives a fake number shes doing it not to be a "smart ass" but because she doesn't want to hurt the guys feelings right there and then? Idiot. Also going anonymous to make your post doesn't work when i can see who thumbed me down poisonlonewolf.
User avatar #83 to #81 - poisonlonewolf
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Except I never even commented and that wasn't me smartass... Nice try though!
User avatar #85 to #83 - Faz
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
So the dislike and the comment just happened to be at almost the same time huh?
User avatar #87 to #85 - poisonlonewolf
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Well in all honesty it wasn't me, I'm not a pussy so if I wanna say something I'll say it without going anon.
You really shouldn't jump to conclusions dude.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Faz
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
How about to prove it you make an anonymous comment? If its not you then when i click the hide all button it wont hide both your comment and the others anons.
#117 to #88 - anon id: 47d451eb
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I wish I could see your face when you find out it wasn't be and you're just being a little whiny bitch.
User avatar #331 to #117 - Faz
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Well i know you aren't poisonlonewolf since he/she thumbed your comment up and you can't do that to your own anon comments.
User avatar #340 to #331 - poisonlonewolf
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(09/22/2013) [-]
You thumb me down because you don't have the balls to reply, you little bitch.
It's because you know you were wrong the whole time and you don't want to admit it.
User avatar #339 to #331 - poisonlonewolf
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* RETARDED?! YES YOU CAN! YOU CAN THUMB UP YOUR OWN ANONYMOUS COMMENTS YOU ******* RETARDED SACK OF ****.
User avatar #198 to #27 - psykobear
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(09/21/2013) [-]
What was the question?
"What does knowing right there and then that you got a fake number?"
User avatar #28 to #27 - xecoq
Reply +51 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
you can give up quicker, dunno
User avatar #29 to #28 - Faz
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Generally the exchange of numbers happens at the end of a conversation but you do raise a good point.
User avatar #30 to #29 - xecoq
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(09/20/2013) [-]
also not getting your hopes up if its a 10
#103 to #28 - kez
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Doesnt work anyways.

When I give fake numbers I just change 1 number of my real number.

Then if I get caught I'm just like, nah you made a mistake with that one digit.
User avatar #6 - zarrowsmith
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that cook your fruit and possibly destroy most of them?
User avatar #8 to #6 - howunexpected
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(09/20/2013) [-]
You can do a moderately heated rinse cycle on most dishwashers
#150 to #6 - anon id: dbe687fe
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
cold wash
#74 - gameshredder
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I know exactly what to do whenever I'm ******* buried alive.
#136 - crueldivinity
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(09/21/2013) [-]
Thank god for this one, i keep getting buried and passing out
#40 - bakerboytom
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(09/20/2013) [-]
my first thought when i saw the pancake picture