Facts, yo. Source: In content. If you' re trying to quit smoking, go to a sauna 3 days in a row. You' ll sweat out the nicotine and it' ll be easier to quit. co
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Facts, yo

Facts, yo. Source: In content. If you' re trying to quit smoking, go to a sauna 3 days in a row. You' ll sweat out the nicotine and it' ll be easier to quit. co

Source: In content

If you' re trying to quit smoking,
go to a sauna 3 days in a row.
You' ll sweat out the nicotine
and it' ll be easier to quit.
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If you think someone
is giving you a fake number,
read it back to them
incorrectly. If they correct
you, it' s legit.
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The gel from an Advil liquid gel
will cure a pimple right away.
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How To Make A Temporary Tattoo"!
1. Draw the tang i'
2. Rub baby area'.
3. Cover in haiti spray. T
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Chewing the same flavor
gum when taking a test as
you did when studying will
improve your memory.
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The Comodore method for
maximum efficiency studying:
25 Minutes hard work
5 Minutes break
Every third break should
be 20 minutes long
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Eating pancakes? Cut a hole
through the stack and fill it
with syrup to get some in
every bite.
See more at
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Next time you have a bad sore
throat, eat marshmallows.
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If you know you' re going to vomit,
eat some vanilla ice cream first.
It won' t stop the vomiting, but
it' ll stop the burning sensation
When at the , ask for
unsalted fries. This guarantees the
fries will be fresh out of the fryer.
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If you' re ever being buried alive,
take your shirt off and tie it
around your face & mouth
to keep from suffocating.
How to clean all your
fruits at once.
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Probably the best
hiding spot ever.
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User avatar #9 - howunexpected (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't eat marshmallows when you have a sore throat. If its a bacterial infection, the bacteria will feed off the sugar and then multiply exponentially
User avatar #290 to #9 - everheat (09/21/2013) [-]
*marshmallow in hand*

Well... **** .
#329 to #290 - maximuso ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Half- marshmellow in hand...
Arg
User avatar #210 to #9 - pokim (09/21/2013) [-]
And I love how every other picture has an explanation.
This one's just like "eat marshmallows"
#39 - joesvr **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
" **** I'm going to throw up, pass me the vanillBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
#105 to #39 - crazycowhimself (09/21/2013) [-]
you really made me laugh there, mate.

a thumb for you
#204 to #39 - thepandaking (09/21/2013) [-]
holy 			****		 why am I still laughing so hard at this.   
   
god damn that was good.
holy **** why am I still laughing so hard at this.

god damn that was good.
#208 to #39 - kamdonius (09/21/2013) [-]
Are you SURE it's ice cream in that picture?
#65 to #39 - dragonax (09/20/2013) [-]
Damn, that was good
#338 to #39 - Jesusnipples (09/21/2013) [-]
Yay for taking pictures of people mid-vomit
#120 to #39 - cosminb (09/21/2013) [-]
Haven't laughed that hard in months... Thumb for you, kind sir!
User avatar #126 to #39 - studbeefpile (09/21/2013) [-]
Who wants chowder?
#71 to #39 - greenpyro (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll remember the vanilla thing next time I'm on a rollercoaster
User avatar #6 - zarrowsmith (09/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that cook your fruit and possibly destroy most of them?
User avatar #8 to #6 - howunexpected (09/20/2013) [-]
You can do a moderately heated rinse cycle on most dishwashers
#150 to #6 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
cold wash
#74 - gameshredder (09/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I know exactly what to do whenever I'm ******* buried alive.
User avatar #7 - nucularwar (09/20/2013) [-]
Problem with the french fries one:
unsalted fries are terrible
User avatar #93 to #7 - skypatrol (09/20/2013) [-]
You can easily add salt to them
#314 to #7 - darkace (09/21/2013) [-]
easy fix, salt them...
User avatar #190 to #7 - Z A H A (09/21/2013) [-]
1. Get salt packets
2. Put your own damn salt on
#24 to #7 - pineapplepeople (09/20/2013) [-]
Add salt to them later? Problem solving, YAY!
User avatar #106 to #7 - hektoroftroy (09/21/2013) [-]
The only people who ever ask for unsalted fries are black people.
Source: I work at mcdonalds just like everyone on this site
#170 to #106 - welcometoatl (09/21/2013) [-]
OMG yes! I work at McDonald's too. They do it because they want "fresh fries". ******* assholes then get mad when they have to wait 3 minutes for the fresh batch to come out.
User avatar #173 to #170 - hektoroftroy (09/21/2013) [-]
Tell me about it
User avatar #270 to #7 - jacobclabough (09/21/2013) [-]
"Oh and make the fries unsalted please"-Me
"Ugh ok sir"
20 minutes later"Here you are sir"
Why thank you my good man and can i have some salt with that?"
User avatar #10 to #7 - cupcakescankill (09/20/2013) [-]
Not to mention you're being a dick to the people who work there because they have to make a whole new batch of fries just for you.
#13 to #10 - gameoverdude (09/20/2013) [-]
that's their job
that's their job
User avatar #14 to #13 - roneffinswanson (09/20/2013) [-]
Until they're replaced with japanese robots.
#319 to #14 - funnyfuuuuuu (09/21/2013) [-]
Robots are the most intelligent beings that are incapable of giving a 			****		. They're not programed to give any 			*****		 whatsoever.
Robots are the most intelligent beings that are incapable of giving a **** . They're not programed to give any ***** whatsoever.
#324 to #319 - roneffinswanson (09/21/2013) [-]
And when they grab you with their metal claws, you can't get away. Because robots are strong. And they're made of metal.
#135 to #10 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
AKA: doing their job
User avatar #12 to #10 - kyletr (09/20/2013) [-]
Not only that, they have to clean pretty much EVERYTHING to ensure no salt. It's nicer to just ask for fresh fries, even if that sounds dickish.
User avatar #196 to #12 - soerd (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you never worked in fast food?
User avatar #161 to #12 - battledude (09/21/2013) [-]
nah I use to work at BK

if i was in a bad mood id redip the fries in the fryer to unsalt them
If the nice manager that cared about customers over time was there, then id make them fresh, but even then you just keep it in the fry basket rather than dumping it in the salted area
User avatar #284 to #10 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Guy at my old work went through the drive through at Burger King and got a large order of fries
with one packet of ketchup for each fry.
#223 to #10 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/21/2013) [-]
literally just today someone ordered no salt fries with salt packets.   
<mfw
literally just today someone ordered no salt fries with salt packets.
<mfw
#313 to #10 - darkace (09/21/2013) [-]
I worked fast food for a long time and its really not that big of a deal they just make a smaller batch for you, and if you want you can just ask for them fresh most of the time a fresh batch is needed anyway. Oh and chances are if you show up when its really busy you fries will be fresh already, batches cant sit long when its busy.
#200 to #10 - azab (09/21/2013) [-]
it just forces us to have that person pull away and wait in a spot while the people behind her get taken care of, i like it because i can go outside to hand the bitch her fries
#4 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
The buried alive one isn't complete,

If you are in a confined space in which you can dig out of... tie a shirt around your face first. This will prevent dirt from entering your mouth and nose while you dig yourself out.
User avatar #177 to #4 - machoflaco (09/21/2013) [-]
im glad that was clarified, because i didn't understand how covering your face would keep you from suffocating six feet underground.
User avatar #20 to #4 - xmonke (09/20/2013) [-]
That was implied.
User avatar #147 - laschat (09/21/2013) [-]
>go to party
>wait till half the people are passed out drunk
>draw penises on foreheads
>baby powder
>hair spray
>??????
>profit
#123 - brisen (09/21/2013) [-]
Not anymore, dumbass..
Where will i hide my Ricen now
#141 to #123 - rainyeyes (09/21/2013) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Your Mom Lol **

DEA probably got to this first. It's only good for hiding things from regular every day people.
#40 - bakerboytom (09/20/2013) [-]
my first thought when i saw the pancake picture
#164 - isus (09/21/2013) [-]
That really escalated..
#288 to #164 - infedel ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
probably because that's what the employees at the fast food restraunt will want ot do that to you
#86 - thinkwithportals (09/20/2013) [-]
Well NOW its not the best hiding place ever
#3 - xast (09/20/2013) [-]
Some are legit, but i'm questioning the buried alive one...   
   
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Some are legit, but i'm questioning the buried alive one...

.gif not related
#153 to #3 - yaybacon (09/21/2013) [-]
Here have another unrelated Gif.
Here have another unrelated Gif.
#302 to #3 - pedotoucher (09/21/2013) [-]
Try testing it and letting us know if ti works.
#346 to #302 - xast (09/23/2013) [-]
Did, It dosn't.   
   
Satan has been harassing me, so the gif is relevant
Did, It dosn't.

Satan has been harassing me, so the gif is relevant
#158 to #3 - tacticalhog (09/21/2013) [-]
Rémi Gaillard gifs!
Rémi Gaillard gifs!
#136 - crueldivinity (09/21/2013) [-]
Thank god for this one, i keep getting buried and passing out
#68 - melllvinnn (09/20/2013) [-]
I can believe the ADVIL one but...

really? instantly?

Someone correct me/ this post if you know more about.
User avatar #214 to #68 - shayyman (09/21/2013) [-]
I tried it last time I saw this post and it didn't work . And also I've read there are things in advil nightime that can cause acne by just talking it.
User avatar #279 to #68 - justsomeguyx (09/21/2013) [-]
just did it five minutes tops
#221 to #68 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
It's an anti-inflammatory. A pimple is inflammation. It should help but it wouldn't be instant nor would it be complete. Usually something like (baking soda, no gel) toothpaste is quicker because it dries out the skin as well as soothing topical inflammation... the combined anti-inflammatory and astringent properties work pretty quickly.

That being said, I've never tried the Advil gels and depending on what the inactive ingredients are (like any alcohols or glycerins) the astringent properties might be there as well.
#73 to #68 - theseustheminotaur (09/20/2013) [-]
I would test it right now if I could reach my back
User avatar #82 to #73 - melllvinnn (09/20/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #109 to #73 - hektoroftroy (09/21/2013) [-]
Exhaled loudly through my nose.
Also, I like the username
User avatar #305 to #109 - kampi (09/21/2013) [-]
I like your style. You're the proof of evolution.
And by that I mean we used only the term "lol", but now on an image-sharing website we read things such as "Exhaled loudly through my nose", "That gave me a good laugh", "Throws back head in laughter", etcetera etcetera.
Keep going, champ.
#310 to #109 - theseustheminotaur (09/21/2013) [-]
Yours is great too
User avatar #189 to #73 - jacklane (09/21/2013) [-]
***** dat eww! I gots dem too ***** ....
User avatar #229 to #160 - leprechaunne ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**** you and your stupid spoilers
User avatar #334 to #229 - whiteblob (09/21/2013) [-]
lol
#213 - Slicernicer (09/21/2013) [-]
Where's the Ricin?
#304 - winstonsexton (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, next time i will use that
User avatar #19 to #15 - xmonke (09/20/2013) [-]
You can't breath dirt, btw.
#122 to #19 - kryk (09/21/2013) [-]
Not with that kind of attitude.
#54 to #19 - elaxx ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #179 to #54 - machoflaco (09/21/2013) [-]
that's where my lawnmower went...
User avatar #25 to #15 - kalima (09/20/2013) [-]
Face and mouth, lol
#5 - beerwench (09/20/2013) [-]
Who the hell buys that much fruit at once?
#211 to #5 - alphashell ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
FullrawKristina, vegan youtuber. Everything you see in this pic, she eats in one day.
#280 - Covenantkilla (09/21/2013) [-]
<my ass
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