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#60 - dgarcia (09/20/2013) [-]
I work with serveral gay people and I my self, being a straight guy, am not bothered by the most of them, they're actually great guys, good to talk with. But there's this one diva faggot that really grinds my gears. This guy literally hits on most guy customers and commonly talks about his "exotic expirences" that none of the other employees want to hear.
homosexuality is ok, Being a faggot is not.
User avatar #69 to #60 - iloveburzum (09/20/2013) [-]
Exactly. Slightly camp guys that are clearly gay never ever piss me off, and i'm a crazy homophobe. But just one faggot squealing and talking in constant innuendos is enough to make me desire murder.

Just like a straight guy constantly being pathetically crude around women is irritating, or a ridiculously slutty chick gets annoying.
User avatar #195 to #60 - machoflaco (09/21/2013) [-]
im a gay guy and agree 100%. i don't think anyone should be throwing their sexuality in your face...str8 or gay.
User avatar #292 to #60 - undeadwill (09/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry we hate them too.
They give us a bad name, ruin pride parades, take it too far. They are that ****** that dresses up like Santa every day because he likes Christmas. Gay pride= once a year. So stock your cockings and get ready to cum down the chimney when its gay pride week but till then I should ask that flamers don't be such a massive faggot. It gives people the wrong idea. That last part was only there for a clever pun

Because remember where gay people have made HUGE advancements elsewhere in some areas we are still fighting for equality and acting like a faggot around conservatives scares them into fighting harder or firmly believing "This **** ain't right"

I'm a proud gay bear and I'll tell anyone if they ask but often times I am shy about my sex life so all I reply with is "I like dick"

This has been the ramblings of a Gay Texan Bear.
#293 to #60 - megusters ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm tolerant of gays, but I can't stand the way some of them talk. My uncle plays volleyball and every time he plays a game he uses the same 			******		 joke about popping balls. Not to mention he listens to 			******		 music that I have no choice but to bear with.    
MFW I play volleyball to and have no choice but to be in the middle of this.
I'm tolerant of gays, but I can't stand the way some of them talk. My uncle plays volleyball and every time he plays a game he uses the same ****** joke about popping balls. Not to mention he listens to ****** music that I have no choice but to bear with.
MFW I play volleyball to and have no choice but to be in the middle of this.
#132 to #60 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
why the hell shouldnt he? you hear straight guys talking about there sex life in way too much detail all the time. who the **** cares
User avatar #184 to #132 - newforomador (09/21/2013) [-]
Me. I don't care if they're straight, gay, bi, or whatever, but I don't wanna hear about how they were ******* their boyfriend/girlfriend/dog/spirit guide last night unless that's what we were already talking about. I don't even mind when people acknowledge that they're gay as long as they don't go around saying **** like "Hey guys, I'm gay. I totally like getting ****** in the ass. I have had 2 dicks me at the same time. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
User avatar #213 to #132 - thepandaking (09/21/2013) [-]
in my book, even if you're straight and talk about your sexual experiences, that still qualifies you as a faggot.

That's just how I view the word faggot.
User avatar #76 to #60 - pockyrin (09/20/2013) [-]
Agreed, I lived with my best friend before and he was gay. Now I supported his fight to get married and have the same rights as everyone else, but my god was he an unpleasant person. He's been in college hopping from course to course for 10 years now, just hoping to be there anytime young guys want to experiment. Which is sorta predatory if you ask me. But yeee I think he gives normal gays that just want to live their lives peacefully a bad name.
User avatar #208 to #76 - DJstar (09/21/2013) [-]
im confused? he pays for school jusy to experiment? $6000.00 - $20,000.00?

User avatar #326 to #208 - pockyrin (09/21/2013) [-]
Ireland, free college, then free college again after you are 23 as a mature student. Plus you can defer a year, swap into another course instead etc. Total abuse of the system. He's got himself a "job" as communications officer now.
User avatar #330 to #326 - DJstar (09/21/2013) [-]
jesus why do all college systems out blast america's....
feel like college is just another " **** bitches get money" scheme.
User avatar #80 to #60 - tenaciousjon (09/20/2013) [-]
Which can be said about most things, really.

It's alright to be a certain way, just don't be flaunting it in other peoples' faces.
User avatar #1 - hektoroftroy (09/20/2013) [-]
Not religious but goddamn do I respect that pastor.
#295 to #1 - blahred (09/21/2013) [-]
Just for the record, the pastor is kinda wrong. There are consequences for homosexuality in the bible. Somewhere is Jeremiah it mentions and that a man who sleeps with another man shall be stoned or something like that. However, divorce was permitted only if the men was abusive, of course it was seen as disrespect but still. Now, don't get me wrong, I am completely for equality and down with the hate and all that (my dad's a pastor so it's a little hard on the family to express my views) but changing a whole religion to make a point does not make it any better.
User avatar #296 to #295 - hektoroftroy (09/21/2013) [-]
I respect your comment, but changing the whole religion to make a point was done so many times throughout history including when kings would have books of the bible destroyed because they didn't agree with them
#299 to #296 - blahred (09/21/2013) [-]
I guess it could work that way. But that pastor is pretty much changing what the bible is teaching, and as far as I'm concerned, that's a major no-no in the bible rules. Revelations something, don't change any words because God will erase your name from the book of the living. I say to either go all out in religion or all out in any other point of view you should take. But that's not Christianity, that's deception.
(plz don't say that all religions are deceptive)
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User avatar #42 to #2 - goobyman (09/20/2013) [-]
AMEN to all religions/non religions.
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#10 - pappathethird (09/20/2013) [-]
The worldwide hetz against homosexuality has nothing to do with religion. It's just being used as an excuse to condemn something that scares you. But let's face it, people are 			*******		 assholes  badum tss
The worldwide hetz against homosexuality has nothing to do with religion. It's just being used as an excuse to condemn something that scares you. But let's face it, people are ******* assholes badum tss
#49 to #10 - olizandri (09/20/2013) [-]
it took me longer than i care to admit to understand.
User avatar #58 to #10 - ompalomper (09/20/2013) [-]
i read it in his voice. makes it even better somehow.
User avatar #114 to #10 - Mrdannyman (09/20/2013) [-]
*Gay guys are ******* assholes

not really, I just like that joke
User avatar #197 to #10 - ghustla (09/21/2013) [-]
you do realize that Islam say's to punish those males who have intercourse with each other?
let the **** storm commence
User avatar #275 to #10 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/21/2013) [-]
Except no, it's almost entirely because of religion. Whether a religion teaches people to hate both the "sinners" and the "sin", or just the "sin" itself, it still has the same result.

Hate breeds fear. How many non-religious people do you know who are against homosexuality? In my case, I can't even think of one.
User avatar #290 to #10 - yumyums (09/21/2013) [-]
this might interest you on the topic of fear
A Brief History of the USA - Bowling for Columbine - Michael Moore
#23 to #10 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
Each time you use that reaction gif i know that you are going to say some good **** .
User avatar #323 to #23 - pappathethird (09/21/2013) [-]
And every time I see that pic, I know it's you instantly <3
#31 to #10 - drfaust (09/20/2013) [-]
heh heh
******* assholes
heh heh
User avatar #11 to #10 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
Generally speaking, it scares people because of their religious upbringing. And even if you weren't brought up religious, some douchebag at school was and made "being gay" an insult and something to be ashamed of.
User avatar #14 to #11 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
******* ******** , it doesn't "scare" us, we just find it ******* disgusting. You wanna **** other men? Sure, go ahead, IN YOUR OWN ******* BEDROOM. I don't wanna go outside and look at hairy ******* truckers licking their ******* beards and **** .
User avatar #16 to #14 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
That's odd, do straight people do that? I don't find a women "licking their ******* beards" where I live, nor do think being sexually active in public areas is acceptable by social and lawful means.

I'm sorry you live in a place where gay truckers have sex outside.
User avatar #18 to #16 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
Have you seen a ******* faggot pride parade?

Damn degenerates.
User avatar #20 to #18 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
Never have children, meph.
#30 to #20 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
"I disagree with you, so you, another human being who is just as much a person as I am, should not have children and never experience the feelings felt while playing with your son on a warm afternoon. Because you said something I don't like."

We all get caught up arguing that we don't realize what we say. I know quite a few people who are actually sterile and would give anything for a natural-born child. Can we lay off each other?
#313 to #30 - lolwhatusername (09/21/2013) [-]
You're looking to far into it. When that's used as a closing statement, it's just to remind the other debater that they are acting foolish and ignorant. It's simply put into internet speak because seeing someone say something that civilized in an internet argument would be too out of place.
#352 to #313 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
I definitely disagree with that. Just because someone is on the internet, semantics aren't automatically abandoned. Maybe to some, but regardless.

There's no point in being that venomous.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
If i don't have children, at least it won't be because i like getting my anus fingered, faggot.
User avatar #181 to #22 - eddio (09/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, he got at least -15 thumbs for each comment.
#219 to #21 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I want to be mad at your disparaging comments about my sexuality... But you're just too damned stupid.
User avatar #222 to #21 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I do have to agree about the pride parades, though...
User avatar #155 to #18 - quoterox (09/21/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm pansexual, and pride parades disgust me.
They're like a gay porno performed in the street.
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User avatar #253 to #24 - flambenobunaga ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh, look. It's the Anti-WBC
#170 to #24 - chibullsa (09/21/2013) [-]
This made me all warm and fuzzy.
User avatar #27 - thepyras (09/20/2013) [-]
That's the way many of the Christians I know, including myself, see it. According to the Bible, is homosexuality a sin? Yeah. Is most everything you or I do in our daily lives a sin? Yeah. There was never a "being gay is worse than lusting after a woman who is not your wife" passage, but we like to act like there was. People like to think that somehow being gay is more evil than premarital sex, but it isn't. In general, we don't have a right to judge other people, as that isn't our place, and doing so doesn't make you holy, it makes you a bigot. Jesus chose to spend his time around people who were the degenerates of the time, and he loved them and treated them like normal people. I wish people would look at that more often than they look at Leviticus.
User avatar #28 to #27 - faithrider (09/20/2013) [-]
EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY! another passage Jesus says is that the meter by which you measure will be used against you, so if you commit any FORM of sexual innadequacy then you are just as bad off as the people who comit homosexuality. we are all equal. i shouldn't try to deal with your sin when i have a hard enough time dealing with my own!
#305 - YippieKiYay (09/21/2013) [-]
They're more like guidelines, anyway
#163 - freakyfingers (09/21/2013) [-]
Yfw you look it up and it does not actually say anywhere that GOD said it was a sin. Yfw it was actually Moses was &quot;talking for god&quot;. Yfw you question every bible passage ever.
Yfw you look it up and it does not actually say anywhere that GOD said it was a sin. Yfw it was actually Moses was "talking for god". Yfw you question every bible passage ever.
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User avatar #171 to #163 - EnergizierAnon (09/21/2013) [-]
i question the bible itself because its just a book. there's nothing special about it, it would burn as well as any other book.
#187 to #171 - freakyfingers (09/21/2013) [-]
Wait we're burning bibles now?
User avatar #189 to #187 - EnergizierAnon (09/21/2013) [-]
i never said that, i said it would burn, not did burn.
#193 to #189 - freakyfingers (09/21/2013) [-]
Would burn   
Wood burns   
 I think me sense of humor broke. I am so sorry.
Would burn
Wood burns

I think me sense of humor broke. I am so sorry.
User avatar #221 to #193 - shadowbreech (09/21/2013) [-]
I've heard and sadly made... worse puns than that today. Don't feel bad
#86 - adhdtookmyaccount (09/20/2013) [-]
Now read it again, this time in the subtle and suave voice of our lord, Morgan Freeman.
User avatar #94 to #86 - Katzie (09/20/2013) [-]
Imagine if you couldn't read things in other peoples voices.
My god
User avatar #52 - ihearcolors (09/20/2013) [-]
I Respect every religion even though I am not religious my self, except those people from the wesboro baptist church, there ******* stupid.
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#301 - ffinfinity (09/21/2013) [-]
mfw people say homosexuals will go to hell
#291 - pxthreezerothree (09/21/2013) [-]
Frankie says love thy neighbor first AND then continue to follow biblical teachings.
User avatar #198 - connorjay (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm atheist and I am tempted to join my christian union in university.
I love all people, except the militants / fundementalists.

Militant atheists are worst though.

People in the CU were just giving out free coffee, tea and burgers and a number of atheists walked over and started trying to debate religion with them

for me, if you believe in something and it gets you through life, fair ******* play, I am happy for you!

I don't need this thing, but I respect you for having it.
User avatar #285 to #198 - RoyalNightmare (09/21/2013) [-]
If someone walks up to another person, with the sole purpose of trying to undermine their beliefs, that person is a massive dickweed. I applaud you for not being a titanic douchesicle, and following in their footsteps.
User avatar #209 to #198 - lorddarkskull (09/21/2013) [-]
I like people like you, and I used to believe most atheists are like you and the others are the loud minority, but lately it's been seeming like it's not the case, so it's nice to hear a voice of kindness and reason.
User avatar #217 to #209 - darkseidrules (09/21/2013) [-]
I really like and agree with what you said. It's only made better by the fact that it's the complete opposite I would expect from someone with your username.
User avatar #236 to #217 - lorddarkskull (09/21/2013) [-]
it's part of a gamertag I made in middle school
I already used shadowhand and lordshadowhand and forgot the passwords to both
my name could be so ******* blue right now
#242 to #236 - darkseidrules (09/21/2013) [-]
You want your name to be ******* blue, Darkseid is here to deliver.
You. Are. Welcome.
User avatar #227 to #198 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/21/2013) [-]
Agreed. Religious debates are ******* stupid. As a Christian, I am taught to accept ALL people for what they are, regardless of race, of sex, of sexual preference, of religion, etc. Better yet, let's leave Christianity out of this; as people we should be taught to accept all others. I have athiest friends who don't shove their religion nor their beliefs down my throats, and I don't shove mine down theirs. Hell, the girl I'm talking to (and about to date, as we're both interested in one another) is an athiest and neither of us care that she's an athiest or that I'm a Christian. That right there, that is acceptance.
User avatar #146 - homosexuality (09/20/2013) [-]
oh so this is why i had a bunch of notifications when i got on.

damn it eatsyououtlongtime i thought i was in some major **** .
User avatar #148 to #146 - eatsyououtlongtime [OP](09/20/2013) [-]
Sorry bud. I only wanted like 20 thumbs and I woke up this afternoon with level 112. I know your feel
User avatar #128 - krasnogvardiech (09/20/2013) [-]
I thumbed this up to 666. Your move, Pastor.
User avatar #134 to #128 - niggastolemyname (09/20/2013) [-]
*Mr. pastor
#194 to #134 - bigredballr (09/21/2013) [-]
Mr. doctor professor pastor to you!
User avatar #35 - confusedasian (09/20/2013) [-]
The only thing I hate about homosexuals are their "Gay Pride Parade". Oh I'm sorry, I meant "Gay Porn Parade".
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