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#13 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
My parents' logic went something like this:

I heard that it traumatizes the baby if you circumcise them at birth.
So let's get it done when he's in senior year of high school.

I've literally seen my bloody dick getting mangled with a scalpel, because they did local anesthesia, not full body. Heard the scissors snipping. I ************* felt the needles they shoved into my dick to administer the anesthesia.
Oh, also, my stitches burst one morning when i tried to take a piss.

it's been 4 years ago and I still cringe.
#77 to #13 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I had it done 8th grade year, I remember my post-op bloody scabby dick in the shower, making a horrible horrible mess of itself, all the while making the most sensetive part of my body even more than it already was.
User avatar #82 to #13 - LegititmateKyle (09/21/2013) [-]
This hurts my soul to read, I cringe.
#84 to #13 - deadmaniii (09/21/2013) [-]
Sorry but liking this isn't supposed to come off as me liking what happened to you. Think of my thumb as a feel thumb.


Can't say the same for ALL the other thumbs.....
User avatar #85 to #13 - laitheless (09/21/2013) [-]
I was born with like... a hole in the side of my dick, so they did circumcision and correcting the whole in one go. 20 years later and all of a sudden I notice piss dripping out the side of my dick. Why is penis surgery so difficult.
User avatar #23 to #13 - magicalsteve ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm incredibly ignorant on this subject, especially for being a guy. I don't understand exactly what it is or why it is being done. Anybody care to help?
User avatar #24 to #23 - victreebro (09/20/2013) [-]
he got circumcised when he was at high school
User avatar #26 to #24 - magicalsteve ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand that but what is it?
User avatar #27 to #26 - victreebro (09/20/2013) [-]
Cutting off the tip of foreskin, either for religious reasons (Judaism) or for medical reasons (having phimosis or just wanting it off)
User avatar #29 to #27 - magicalsteve ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
thanks
#66 to #29 - ohayougozaimasu (09/20/2013) [-]
What he just explained to you is probably the most tame way to put it.
"Cutting off the tip of the foreskin" is much, much more painful and sickening than it sounds; go watch a video on it if you can stomach it to figure it out.

Also, circumcision is not just for religious or medical reasons; it is also for aesthetic reasons. Apparently a bunch of twisted men and women out there thought it was much more "fashionable" and "prettier" to have a sliced dick. Society (at least in America and a few other nations) ever since have made it a standard that circumcised is prettier and much more sexually favorable.

User avatar #89 to #66 - Seventeen (09/21/2013) [-]
that's really weird. in england we just don't get it done. generally we just associate it with jews. why the **** would anybody want the end of their dick cut off? why in the **** would you cut your own baby's foreskin off? what!!?
#91 to #89 - ohayougozaimasu (09/21/2013) [-]
You know, whenever the topic of circumcision comes up, I think this as well.
Sadly, it's just the world we live in. We have otherwise perfectly rational people allowing doctors to perform such heinous procedures without much thought or reason behind it.

It would be much more comforting to know that this kind of sadistic ritual was only contained to the Jewish religion, but unfortunately all sorts of people for various asinine reasons do it in the U.S. (and other countries), making it one of the most popular procedures on children (I heard somewhere that nearly 50-60 percent of male infants in U.S. are circumcised.)
User avatar #36 to #13 - schmuxy (09/20/2013) [-]
I had it done to me before I could remember.

And - get this - not one family member ever mentioned it to me. Not a single ******* word. Imagine my horror when I discovered the fleshy monstrosities other boys had...

Furthermore, they still haven't ******* said anything. I've just had to work it out.
#20 to #13 - irokk (09/20/2013) [-]
That blows
User avatar #47 to #20 - covered (09/20/2013) [-]
it sucks.
User avatar #55 to #13 - erpee (09/20/2013) [-]
**** pisses me off, couldn't you just say no to it...
User avatar #56 to #55 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
I wasn't exactly the most outspoken child in high school.
Much better now, but yeah. I concur. I should've.
User avatar #57 to #56 - erpee (09/20/2013) [-]
See, I had mine done when I was born, now I'm kinda pissed I didn't have a say in the matter. Another thing is that my parents never mentioned it to me before, imagine mfw I found out what the **** circumcision was.
User avatar #58 to #57 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
gotcha. Yeah, i sort of gave up. **** it, it's not like the ladies were rocking out on my dick before this or after. Just means that I now have to invest in lube to fap.
User avatar #62 to #58 - erpee (09/20/2013) [-]
True, though I still just feel ******* violated by it.
User avatar #46 to #13 - covered (09/20/2013) [-]
"Oh, also, my stitches burst one morning when i tried to take a piss."
What? How powerful is your urethra and piss stream? Also, I have a question..
How long before you could masturbate without risk of injury, death, or tugging the skin completely off of your dick like a leather jacket?
User avatar #48 to #46 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
it's not my dick. I'm Asian, so there'll be no great feats performed by my dick anytime soon- no, they just cocked up my stitches.

The incident was henceforth referred to as: "Pop went the weasel."

And it was about a month. When I asked my doctor when i could fap again, he said either wait out two months or try prostate massages. A month was all i was willing to negotiate for.
#51 to #48 - covered (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, ok, I see. So do you sometimes eat foods that you put ketchup on, naked, and then the ketchup spills on your exposed penis and you relive the experience?
User avatar #52 to #51 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
Actually, it's sometimes handy. I exert complete mastery over my penis now.
Boner in public? Think about the incident and my dick inverts itself into a vagina.
User avatar #53 to #52 - covered (09/20/2013) [-]
Hrm.. Who doesn't like boners in public? I know I sure do. I tighten my pants so I can show off my side pipe.
#76 to #13 - infested (09/21/2013) [-]
Same sort of situation here man, the doctor ****** up the job when I was first born, but my parents let it be for whatever reason. Eventually, I started asking questions about how it looked funny and **** , so they decided to have it corrected in the fourth grade.

I had a little more luck than you on the anesthesia, but when you wake up with two blood soaked rags down your pants, you know it's going to be a bad day.

And the ******* stitches man... the ******* stitches...
#43 to #13 - zyferunreal (09/20/2013) [-]
MFW I went trough the same 			****		, and see this.
MFW I went trough the same **** , and see this.
#61 to #13 - Grom (09/20/2013) [-]
my literal reaction
my literal reaction
#72 to #13 - kernelstack (09/20/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
User avatar #14 to #13 - Ehwhat ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ, you are kidding right? Please don't tell me people not only do that in the first place, but do it when you KNOW they are doing it
User avatar #50 to #14 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
Snippety snap. That's what I could hear.
I **** you not.
#67 to #13 - chaosnazo (09/20/2013) [-]
Me too
Except it was 8 years ago
#21 to #13 - GoReMoTe (09/20/2013) [-]
dude

that ******* sucks
User avatar #35 to #13 - alanflindt (09/20/2013) [-]
Well why didn't you refuse?
User avatar #15 to #13 - qdmin (09/20/2013) [-]
Im so terribly sorry to hear that ._. but on a serious note.... I need to know, do you feel less pleasure in your dick now?
#34 to #15 - ilgattozaiga (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm cut and feel pleasure completely fine. I don't know if it would've been a stronger pleasure or not since I had the procedure when I was six, but I'm not disadvantaged when it comes to sexual activity. I guess it depends from person to person.
User avatar #37 to #34 - danniegurl (09/20/2013) [-]
well, that's why he asked the other guy. being a senior who'd jerked it already before he got it done, he'd know the difference.
User avatar #39 to #37 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
It's... odd.
I couldn't fap for a month because the tip of penis was way too ******* sensitive.
So fapping was great for like 2 months. After that, mehh.

Here's the thing, they don't circumcise like they used to- they realized that you need the nerve endings and **** , so they don't cut it off, they peel it back and stitch it back onto your dick.
User avatar #40 to #39 - danniegurl (09/20/2013) [-]
so it felt better circumcised once you could fap though?
User avatar #42 to #40 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
For like a month or so. Then I adjusted, and it was pretty much the same.
User avatar #44 to #42 - danniegurl (09/20/2013) [-]
so, jw, why didn't you object?
#45 to #44 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
Refer to above, but basically

me vs. my parents & ex-gf that really liked her dicks circumcised for some reason.
we broke up 2 months later.

Again. mfw.
#38 to #37 - ilgattozaiga (09/20/2013) [-]
Good thinking, I hadn't realised that. Although it always helps when you get extra input on a topic.
User avatar #25 to #13 - realaccount (09/20/2013) [-]
I know how it feels man. I got circumcised at the age of 13, and that **** was awful.
#18 to #13 - tffan (09/20/2013) [-]
Why didn't you object to this idea?!!! You have the right to say no to this.
Why didn't you object to this idea?!!! You have the right to say no to this.
User avatar #41 to #18 - theaphasic (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, it was me vs. my parents and my now ex girlfriend. She said that she'd finally agree to blowing me if I did it. For some reason, she really wanted me to do it.
Given how I broke up like 2 months after that, and since then all the girls that I've done ANYTHING with (which aren't many, mind you) have all commented on how my dick is half-normal color and half-baby pink?

Yeah. I definitely wasn't thinking with the right head.
User avatar #73 to #41 - junkisftw (09/20/2013) [-]
haha. head.
#63 to #41 - garymotherfinoak (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro.
#80 to #63 - yaybacon (09/21/2013) [-]
I love these pictures
User avatar #81 to #41 - cubicalpayload (09/21/2013) [-]
You could've just said a half-inch of normal-color and a half-inch of baby-pink. Since insulting someone's dick gets a lot of thumbs.
#10 - mohne (09/20/2013) [-]
doctors face when
User avatar #49 - turtlepoop (09/20/2013) [-]
It got quite creepy the other day he didn't use a glove when he gave me my rectal exam, he didn't lube up either

Last time i'm ever going to that dentist
#59 to #49 - radtroll (09/20/2013) [-]
dat joke
dat joke
User avatar #60 to #59 - turtlepoop (09/20/2013) [-]
idgi it's not a joke
User avatar #78 to #60 - smithforprez (09/21/2013) [-]
that just makes me laugh even harder
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User avatar #5 - popcornqueen (09/20/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's getting penis surgery in a week.
#8 to #5 - arreatface (09/20/2013) [-]
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#9 to #5 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
Seems like you're gonna miss sucking penis.
User avatar #65 - sexypandas (09/20/2013) [-]
If I ever need to go through surgery, Imma tie a note to my dick with the following: "if you can read this, you've got the wrong patient."
#79 - maaarknuuuut (09/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 - prezodent (09/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of when my teacher got foot surgery, they wrote "this one" on the foot being operated on
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User avatar #30 to #22 - urfunnyman (09/20/2013) [-]
Welp We're all ******
User avatar #31 to #30 - urfunnyman (09/20/2013) [-]
someone actually did it
User avatar #32 to #31 - urfunnyman (09/20/2013) [-]
they really ******* did
User avatar #33 to #32 - urfunnyman (09/20/2013) [-]
End of the universe here we come
User avatar #92 to #33 - matheomaidana (09/21/2013) [-]
did you really need 4 comments for that
#74 to #22 - jwagswashere ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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#64 - erpetrich (09/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - missglorianicole (09/20/2013) [-]
Your penis is showing
#16 - evenhush (09/20/2013) [-]
Put me back on the line.
User avatar #12 - petterloco (09/20/2013) [-]
You never know!
#7 - philpizzo (09/20/2013) [-]
lvl 1 swag #yolo 420
User avatar #6 - niggastolemyname (09/20/2013) [-]
nobody likes roasted nuts
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#11 to #3 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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#1 - justinacase ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I am a man, and no matter what, I always think about my penises safety. I assume its common for most men.
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