well i laughed. credit to user joshkroger. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getti
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well i laughed

credit to user joshkroger

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
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#25 - captnnorway (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw

I have a feeling no one likes dead babies jokes anymore, but I don't care.
User avatar #1 - eriko (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If I enjoy this does it make me a bad person?
#12 - arreatface (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The problem with those "nasty" jokes is that you know that its gonna be nasty so no real surprise effect about that and the chute is often"Meh".
#35 - evilcookie (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every single one of these is from sickipedia...
Every single one of these is from sickipedia...
#19 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was not expecting that 9/10 gang rape one. One ticket to hell please.
User avatar #70 - mutantpanda (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not racist, racism is a crime, crime is for black people
#16 - lilnig (09/20/2013) [-]
Kinky bitch..
Kinky bitch..
User avatar #107 - svenninja (09/21/2013) [-]
I love sinister jokes-

Q:Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They don't know where home is.
Q:What do a teen mom and her unborn baby have to do in common?
A:Both are thinking- "Oh God, my mom's going to kill me!"
Q:What does a baby in a blender look like?
A:I wouldn't know- I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Q:How do you fit five million and five jews in a car?
A:Two in the front, three in the back, and five million in the ash tray.
Q:What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizzas don't scream when they're put in the oven.
What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.

And my favorite-

This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!"

Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
#63 - commit (09/20/2013) [-]
"Is that the best you can do?"
"Is that the best you can do?"
#10 - fortunehunter (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The first, Hitler, and cruise jokes got me.
#2 - magerogue ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
These are just awfull.
#106 - welcometoatl (09/21/2013) [-]
What's the similarity between sperm and immigrants?

Thousands will come, but only Juan will work.

I'm not even sorry.
#89 - slashendrix (09/21/2013) [-]
What do you get when you see a trash can full of dead babies?

An erection
User avatar #87 - scytherkris (09/21/2013) [-]
I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back,

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
#9 - pappathethird (09/20/2013) [-]
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#78 - cookiel (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't worry fellas, take this. You'll need it
User avatar #76 - iamepicness (09/20/2013) [-]
What do a rubix cube and a penis have is common?

The more you play with them the harder they get.
#73 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've always wondered, is incest actually illegal? I mean, I know marrying your immediate family is, but what about just sex? Are there laws against a consenting adult ******* her dad?
#60 - oboom (09/20/2013) [-]
Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.
User avatar #59 - holycrapimacupcake (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone explain the Princess Diana one?
User avatar #64 to #59 - nofeelsdaily (09/20/2013) [-]
She died in a car accident in France years ago.
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