Oh My Genie!. spaghetti everywhere.. BEHOLD JIM! I am the beer' genie! I can grant you animuh you desire. It can be anything sem' oussy, anything. looking throu Beer genie
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#1 - dontread (09/19/2013) [-]
she later found a puddle of toothpaste outside her window
#21 - thalfak (09/20/2013) [-]
This may come in handy
#65 to #21 - esseorignale (09/20/2013) [-]
but most likely it won't.
User avatar #3 - redstonealchemist (09/20/2013) [-]
with a free, unrestricted wish, why not wish that anything you say before "quote" and after "unquote" becomes true?
User avatar #36 to #3 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
well, because once you have shades like that, what else do you need?
#42 to #3 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
Didn't you get those backwards? Or, am I misunderstanding you?
If the desired effect is to say "Quote, I have a million dollars, unquote" and have a million dollars immediately appear, it would seem that your wish is backwards.
Am I overthinking this?
User avatar #44 to #42 - redstonealchemist (09/20/2013) [-]
i was tired and got them mixed up
User avatar #6 to #3 - lokiwins (09/20/2013) [-]
Why not anything you wish until you die becomes true?
User avatar #10 to #6 - nylak (09/20/2013) [-]
Because some of us would be that idiot that forgets this stipulation for half a second and accidentally says "I wish I was dead" in response to some terrible situation without thinking about it.

...I could totally see myself doing this.
User avatar #38 to #10 - elbrysobrony (09/20/2013) [-]
I swear to **** , there was a Fairly Odd Parents episode about this.
User avatar #43 to #38 - redstonealchemist (09/20/2013) [-]
it was "i wish everything i say is true" or something. this method reduces the possiblity of making redundancies and such
User avatar #11 to #10 - lokiwins (09/20/2013) [-]
Honestly I saw myself doing this as well, why not wish that you can't kill yourself with a wish?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nylak (09/20/2013) [-]
I suppose that would work.

This is all getting very complicated.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lokiwins (09/20/2013) [-]
Wishes always seem to be more trouble than they're worth.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nylak (09/20/2013) [-]
I secretly suspect that all these little stories/fables where magic wishes go wrong are created by the government to teach us at a young age that there's no such thing as a free lunch, and that we need to get off our asses and work for those sunglasses that make toothbrushes invisible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lokiwins (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... **** the government. I can dream.
User avatar #69 to #14 - fables (09/21/2013) [-]
#40 to #3 - Blazingtorta (09/20/2013) [-]
after quote and before unquote*
User avatar #5 to #3 - naitsabesh ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that just mean that "and after" came true.
User avatar #17 to #3 - secondlawprevails (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah, I'd just wish for omnipotence
User avatar #41 to #17 - heartlessrobot (09/20/2013) [-]
You'd better attach omniscience to it, or you'll **** **** up and not know how to properly fix it without ******* up more **** .
User avatar #59 to #41 - knightofthumbs (09/20/2013) [-]
But that's the fun part.
User avatar #71 to #41 - secondlawprevails (09/23/2013) [-]
maybe I'd make myself omniscent, I am omnipotent after all.
#35 - drillaz (09/20/2013) [-]
He has simple dreams and I respect that
#54 - ishotthedeputy (09/20/2013) [-]
Ever so related
#31 - ascendedwings (09/20/2013) [-]
this'll do nicely
User avatar #18 - revach ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
This makes me wish nomlin didn't stop posting stuff. I miss seeing these kinds of comics
#16 - captainwow (09/20/2013) [-]
This was made by someone on this site a long ass time ago, but I can't remember who...

Nomlin? Maybe?
#55 - justinacase (09/20/2013) [-]
I knew I would find a use for this.
#56 - lolzordz (09/20/2013) [-]
why didnt he just wish for that girl to suck his dick?
why didnt he just wish for that girl to suck his dick?
User avatar #64 to #56 - elmarcocfc (09/20/2013) [-]
>The joek
#58 - doktorpaj (09/20/2013) [-]
I had
#19 - dirtyharrypegs (09/20/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Sex **
User avatar #22 to #19 - tarekmig (09/20/2013) [-]
How the **** can you roll like this
User avatar #27 to #24 - tarekmig (09/20/2013) [-]
I know how to troll, i mean how can you roll relevant images.
User avatar #30 to #27 - sirfapaton (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not about rolling relevant images. It's about rolling as many times as you can and there will come relevant rolls after some time...
User avatar #28 to #27 - tarekmig (09/20/2013) [-]
roll*
User avatar #29 to #28 - Dwarf (09/20/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #4402457 posted by shedrule at Click an item and pick it up ** :
thank you and will do

as soon as you sent that hay dropped
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User avatar #57 - thatevanguy (09/20/2013) [-]
"Seriously, anything"

Why not ******* wish for infinite (intentional only) wishes?
#52 - sanjuro (09/20/2013) [-]
he could've just wished for a blow-job
User avatar #60 to #52 - redneckhokage (09/20/2013) [-]
but then it would have from the genie
#62 to #60 - sanjuro (09/20/2013) [-]
easy fix: wish it was from a girl.
User avatar #8 - myaccountisnew (09/20/2013) [-]
I was expecting a George Takei joke.
#4 - mrbongo (09/20/2013) [-]
beer genie is pretty fat.
User avatar #7 to #4 - handsomestalin ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, he is a BEER genie
#45 - demideus (09/20/2013) [-]
im surprised no ones made this yet
User avatar #48 to #45 - Hreidmar (09/20/2013) [-]
It wasn't really necessary. It was very clearly implied by the picture by itself. Here it just seems overcrowded and obvious.
#49 to #48 - demideus (09/20/2013) [-]
i already know that but what about future use or for those who never saw the content in the first place?
i already know that but what about future use or for those who never saw the content in the first place?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Hreidmar (09/20/2013) [-]
I would argue that it would still be pretty obvious, but maybe you're right.
User avatar #70 - fitemeirlbro (09/23/2013) [-]
jthemaster is a faggot
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