Moral of the story. . The Frozen Bird A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. Wh
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Moral of the story

The Frozen Bird
A little bird was flying
south for the Winter.
It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to
the ground into a
large field.
While he was lying
there, a cow came
by and **** on him.
As the frozen bird
lay there in the
pile of cow dung,
he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was
actually thawing
him out! He lay
there all warm and
happy, and soon
began to sing for
joy. A passing cat
heard the bird
singing and came
to investigate.
Following the
sound, the cat
discovered the
bird under the pile
of cow dung, and
promptly dug him
out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) blot everyone
who ***** on you is
your enemy.
2) blot everyone
who gets you out
of **** is your
friend.
3) And when
you' re in deep **** ,
it' s best to keep
your mouth shut!
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#26 - aririnkitaku (09/20/2013) [-]
Quote of the month.
#123 to #26 - Jesusnipples (09/21/2013) [-]
Another pretty good quote I had in my reaction folder
#128 to #123 - appleisland (09/21/2013) [-]
psst... you need this first
#124 to #123 - Jesusnipples (09/21/2013) [-]
And another
User avatar #64 to #26 - snowshark (09/20/2013) [-]
It really should be 'shat'.
User avatar #77 to #26 - jamieswhiteshirt (09/20/2013) [-]
Waiting for someone to roll this.
User avatar #63 - JENNAY (09/20/2013) [-]
That was really deep for a story about animals ******** on each other
#74 - funkeemus (09/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - tabarzins (09/20/2013) [-]
Moral of the story:
If you're a bird fly south before winter comes.
#16 - lotengo (09/20/2013) [-]
wise word OP

Pic related.
#9 - hlcptr (09/20/2013) [-]
anyone else?
User avatar #102 to #9 - hlcptr (09/20/2013) [-]
Bud Spencer and Terence Hill's first westerns were originally serious hard western movies. Then Germans took the italian original and dubbed them with light comedy, paving the way for the hilarious movies we all love, which then made their way in the english speaking countries. I head the english versions are considered inferior to the german dubbs, anyone out therewho knows both?
User avatar #121 to #9 - admiralen ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
the one he uses in that one is better than this one
User avatar #29 to #9 - theladydeadpool (09/20/2013) [-]
Thank god you beat me to it because people need to be educated haha.
User avatar #33 to #9 - winstonsexton (09/20/2013) [-]
great movie
#11 to #9 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
"They Call Me Trinity" is another great Terrance Hill movie.
#75 - ceaserbloodz (09/20/2013) [-]
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#41 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
That last part might not be so smart.. If you're in deep **** it might be best to ask for help
#42 to #41 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
Refer to the second point.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
They don't have to be your friend; could be a friendly stranger, a counselor, therapist or family member.
#44 to #43 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
It says "Not everyone who pulls you out of **** is your friend", meaning that you can't trust everyone who appears to be helpful. It doesn't mean your literal friend.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
I think you're putting too much thought into this.. you have a point but in a specific situation it'd be best to seek help rather than do it yourself. For example, if you broke your arm the best thing to do would be to get a doctor check it out lest you risk infection and other complications.
#52 to #45 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not thinking too hard about this. It definitely IS situation specific, like you just said. To act as though all three of these morals are true 100% of the time would be unwise.
User avatar #81 to #52 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#47 to #41 - ninjatz (09/20/2013) [-]
yay i know source of img
User avatar #72 to #41 - tenaciousjon (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe it's referring more to "If you're going through hard times, try not to bitch so much."
User avatar #79 to #72 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
Possibly so.
#93 to #41 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
or maybe its that you shouldnt open your mouth when ur deep into **** literally
#66 - dragx (09/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - trollinggenius ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
(4) cats are assholes
#19 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
>people thinking this quote is wise
#112 - thahobomaster (09/20/2013) [-]
the most valuable lessons I learned in high school in 1 pic, nice
the most valuable lessons I learned in high school in 1 pic, nice
#109 - wittypotato (09/20/2013) [-]
**wittypotato rolled user lametitan **
#110 to #109 - lametitan ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Why mister cow why
Why mister cow why
User avatar #113 to #110 - wittypotato (09/20/2013) [-]
No, it was a good thing remember.
#97 - covered (09/20/2013) [-]
What.
#58 - lamnad (09/20/2013) [-]
I have strangely told this story to some one, dead serious and it changed their whole out look on there situation in life.
I have strangely told this story to some one, dead serious and it changed their whole out look on there situation in life.
+5
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