Moral of the story. . The Frozen Bird A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. Wh
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Moral of the story

The Frozen Bird
A little bird was flying
south for the Winter.
It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to
the ground into a
large field.
While he was lying
there, a cow came
by and shit on him.
As the frozen bird
lay there in the
pile of cow dung,
he began to realize
how warm he was.
The dung was
actually thawing
him out! He lay
there all warm and
happy, and soon
began to sing for
joy. A passing cat
heard the bird
singing and came
to investigate.
Following the
sound, the cat
discovered the
bird under the pile
of cow dung, and
promptly dug him
out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1) blot everyone
who shits on you is
your enemy.
2) blot everyone
who gets you out
of shit is your
friend.
3) And when
you' re in deep shit,
it' s best to keep
your mouth shut!
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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User avatar #1 - ninegags (09/20/2013) [+] (35 replies)
I want to thumb this but I'm not a high enough level. I'm sorry.
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolmcbob (09/20/2013) [-]
And it will stay that way with that attitude
#26 - aririnkitaku (09/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Quote of the month.
#16 - lotengo (09/20/2013) [-]
wise word OP

Pic related.
#9 - hlcptr (09/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
anyone else?
User avatar #63 - JENNAY (09/20/2013) [-]
That was really deep for a story about animals shitting on each other
#74 - funkeemus (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #40 - tabarzins (09/20/2013) [-]
Moral of the story:
If you're a bird fly south before winter comes.
#41 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That last part might not be so smart.. If you're in deep shit it might be best to ask for help
#75 - ceaserbloodz (09/20/2013) [-]
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#66 - dragx (09/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - trollinggenius (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
(4) cats are assholes
#19 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
>people thinking this quote is wise
#62 - arstya ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
+5
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#115 - songemot (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#109 - wittypotato (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**wittypotato rolled user lametitan **
#110 to #109 - lametitan (09/20/2013) [-]
Why mister cow why
Why mister cow why
#58 - lamnad (09/20/2013) [-]
I have strangely told this story to some one, dead serious and it changed their whole out look on there situation in life.
I have strangely told this story to some one, dead serious and it changed their whole out look on there situation in life.
#56 - bcsaint (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my name is nobody... anyone?
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