Why I would be a great dad. Filmed before a live studio audience.. Hey, champ, want me to teach you something cool? Do you know what a This is a lollipop, son.
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Why I would be a great dad

Filmed before a live studio audience.

Tags: Ouch | son
Hey, champ, want
me to teach you
something cool?
Do you know
what a
This is a
lollipop, son.
Exactly like that.
But the most
important thing you
need to remember is
that you have to yell
SUCK IT" when ever
you show someone
the lollipop.
Thanks, Dad!
Can I go show Mom? -
why not, sport.
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#7 - lotengo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I thought it was going to be a child molestation joke
#1 - simbero (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - coolmcbob (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did you remove KERBE's signature on this? At least give the some damn credit he is one of the great ones of this site!
#4 - epictitle (09/20/2013) [-]
don't raise your son to be a content stealer
#17 - Ihazfunkitty (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how about you give KERBE credit you flilthy whore
User avatar #27 to #17 - roflstorm (09/20/2013) [-]
It's Dublyoo's art, you idiot.
User avatar #28 - roflstorm (09/20/2013) [+] (26 replies)
MFW everyone is raising hell on OP for removing credit to KERBE.

DUBYLOO MADE THIS NEARLY 2 FRIGGIN YEARS AGO.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS HIM?!
#43 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
reposting good OC isn't morally right
#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I was expecting incest. I am highly disappointed.
I was expecting incest. I am highly disappointed.
User avatar #54 - soule (09/20/2013) [-]
Stealing art isn't cool, brah.
#90 - SuperSixONE (09/20/2013) [-]
Way to remove Dublyoo's watermark and the W from everyone's shirts, nice try dipshit
#82 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I miss Dublyoo so much. He was one of the few FJers who could make me laugh almost every time.
#33 - guywithafork (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I forgot about this post and I thought that KERBE had started posting again.
User avatar #49 to #46 - guywithafork (09/20/2013) [-]
Regardless, My point still stands.
Except with Dubyloo instead of Kerbe.
#12 - davemill (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #63 - jackknapp (09/20/2013) [-]
I got excited for a second that Dublyoo had returned, but nope it was a repost.
#88 - lookatmyhouseofwax (09/20/2013) [-]
Saved this the last time this was posted

#11 - traveltech (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #23 - fosforgasxiii (09/20/2013) [-]
I thought the joke would be that some pedo walks to his son to ask "if he wants a lollypop" and than the kid could say "no, I already have one" while sticking up his middle finger.
#16 - kingdaniel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, that's some pretty good paint skills
User avatar #19 to #16 - cadaverbox (09/20/2013) [-]
Yes, it is. Unfortunately, it's a repost of an FJer who doesn't go here anymore.
#10 - imoriginalposter (09/20/2013) [-]
My uncle was like this
He lives in the middle of fucking nowhere
We were out in the cow pasture getting ready to haul some wood up to the front.
He points out a white flower --> farm2.static.flickr.com/1407/1082119223_456da48b4a.jpg
"Hey, why don't you pick that for your mom!"
*surewhynot.png*
I found out the hard way what stinging nettles were.
User avatar #5 - mdmclean **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what kid doesn't know what a lollipop is?
User avatar #9 to #5 - beasert (09/20/2013) [-]
Some places call them 'suckers'.
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