Why I would be a great dad. Filmed before a live studio audience.. Hey, champ, want me to teach you something cool? Do you know what a This is a lollipop, son.
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Why I would be a great dad

Filmed before a live studio audience.

Tags: Ouch | son
Hey, champ, want
me to teach you
something cool?
Do you know
what a
This is a
lollipop, son.
Exactly like that.
But the most
important thing you
need to remember is
that you have to yell
SUCK IT" when ever
you show someone
the lollipop.
Thanks, Dad!
Can I go show Mom? -
why not, sport.
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#7 - lotengo ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I thought it was going to be a child molestation joke
#1 - simbero (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - coolmcbob (09/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did you remove KERBE's signature on this? At least give the some damn credit he is one of the great ones of this site!
#4 - epictitle (09/20/2013) [-]
don't raise your son to be a content stealer
#17 - Ihazfunkitty (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how about you give KERBE credit you flilthy whore
User avatar #27 to #17 - roflstorm (09/20/2013) [-]
It's Dublyoo's art, you idiot.
User avatar #28 - roflstorm (09/20/2013) [+] (26 replies)
MFW everyone is raising hell on OP for removing credit to KERBE.

#43 - ompalomper (09/20/2013) [-]
reposting good OC isn't morally right
#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I was expecting incest. I am highly disappointed.
I was expecting incest. I am highly disappointed.
User avatar #54 - soule (09/20/2013) [-]
Stealing art isn't cool, brah.
#90 - SuperSixONE (09/20/2013) [-]
Way to remove Dublyoo's watermark and the W from everyone's shirts, nice try *******
#82 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I miss Dublyoo so much. He was one of the few FJers who could make me laugh almost every time.
#33 - guywithafork (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I forgot about this post and I thought that KERBE had started posting again.
User avatar #49 to #46 - guywithafork (09/20/2013) [-]
Regardless, My point still stands.
Except with Dubyloo instead of Kerbe.
#12 - davemill (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #63 - jackknapp (09/20/2013) [-]
I got excited for a second that Dublyoo had returned, but nope it was a repost.
#88 - lookatmyhouseofwax (09/20/2013) [-]
Saved this the last time this was posted

#11 - traveltech (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #23 - fosforgasxiii (09/20/2013) [-]
I thought the joke would be that some pedo walks to his son to ask "if he wants a lollypop" and than the kid could say "no, I already have one" while sticking up his middle finger.
#16 - kingdaniel (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, that's some pretty good paint skills
User avatar #19 to #16 - cadaverbox (09/20/2013) [-]
Yes, it is. Unfortunately, it's a repost of an FJer who doesn't go here anymore.
#10 - imoriginalposter (09/20/2013) [-]
My uncle was like this
He lives in the middle of ******* nowhere
We were out in the cow pasture getting ready to haul some wood up to the front.
He points out a white flower --> farm2.static.flickr.com/1407/1082119223_456da48b4a.jpg
"Hey, why don't you pick that for your mom!"
I found out the hard way what stinging nettles were.
User avatar #5 - mdmclean **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what kid doesn't know what a lollipop is?
User avatar #9 to #5 - beasert (09/20/2013) [-]
Some places call them 'suckers'.
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