dammit tumblr. . theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today and i posted 'Happy birthday' by accident and now everyone is calling
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User avatar #2 - melraiser (09/19/2013) [-]
I just did that thing where I looked down at the keyboard to see if his typo was excusable or not.

It is.
#53 to #2 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
omg it iz le top lel xDDDDDD my gawd
#73 to #2 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
Casual! I dont need to look down at my keyboard to know this
User avatar #10 to #2 - douevensax (09/19/2013) [-]
I love comments relating to posts, but it's true. Fingers are even supposed to rest on J.
#13 to #2 - chupavisor ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
No it isn't! racism is never acceptable! How dare you say it was??

I don't agree with anything i just typed
User avatar #34 to #13 - evilredmuffin (09/20/2013) [-]
i love how people thumbed you down i bet they didnt read your spoiler but dont worry i thumbed you up
#35 - jazzytheferret (09/20/2013) [-]
Just one Chiny mistake and people go ******* .
#43 - lulzdealer ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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The term "Jap" isn't even a racial slur. It's purely a shortened version of Japanese.

Hell, there is even a caliber of ammunition called 7.7mm Jap.
#50 to #43 - gassnake (09/20/2013) [-]
Most people just call it Arisaka where I'm from
#52 to #50 - biddo (09/20/2013) [-]
its just called a 7 jap. saying 7.7 jap is a mouthful

same as with 30-06 its just "ot six". if people are really worried about it theyll ask if its a 25 or 30.

7mm-08 is shortened to "seven oh eight"

no doucheness intendid here just uhhh tje more you know.
User avatar #46 to #43 - bokkos ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It's moreso that in wartime they were referred to as "Japs", and the stigma of being at war with them stuck with the term, much how "Kraut" was used to refer to the Germans under similar circumstances.
User avatar #48 to #46 - tacticalhog (09/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was that the girl was Chinese,and him saying Jap made everyone think he was implying that all Asians are Japanese.
#68 to #48 - dross (09/20/2013) [-]
Not to mention, historically, the Japanese and Chinese kiiiiiiinda don't get on.....
Not to mention, historically, the Japanese and Chinese kiiiiiiinda don't get on.....
User avatar #1 - akho (09/19/2013) [-]
He truly is a dickhead
#4 to #3 - misticalz ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - pleebnutbubber (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, if you need me, I'll be in my corner of shame thinking about what I've done.
#55 to #5 - areialview (09/20/2013) [-]
****		 the corner of shame, you go into the Cube of Shame
**** the corner of shame, you go into the Cube of Shame
#51 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
I hate chinese. they are racist, close-minded, old-fashioned, chauvinistic etc. Everywhere they stay, they need chinatown. Chinatown is everywhere, you named it. LA California, Orlando Florida, DC, Arizona, Arkansas, Chicago, Georgia, New York...almost every city in America. They have very extreme fanatical patriotism towards China, the motherland and race. They are not loyal, chauvinistic and looking down towards other races. Imagine if other people behaving like that. In NYC we might have Nigeriatown, SouthAfricatown, Lebanesetown, Iraqitown, Mexicantown. At least other people are not like Chinese. This is the reality, just ask people who ever dealt with them.
User avatar #54 to #51 - willindor (09/20/2013) [-]
I would believe you if not for the fact that I have seen this posted before.
#75 to #51 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
I bet that that 'muricatown would be a thing too if thousand of americans emigrated to China.
#72 to #51 - baconfattie (09/20/2013) [-]
Been in China for 8 years, and yup, pretty much you described it very well.

Add low morals, not giving a **** for others and extremely impolite.

当然至少不是所有的人是这样的, 但是有很多, 你不用生气。
User avatar #59 to #51 - leonhardtv (09/20/2013) [-]
Also I heard they can read minds.
User avatar #67 - thebritishguy (09/20/2013) [-]
>talking to black guy
>eh say "Hey Jamie, you got some **** on your shirt"
>I harbour a **** eating grin
>"you got **** on your face"
>walk away laughing, literally no idea what I just said

It took me about 2 hours to figure out why people kept calling me racist
#45 - ridivey ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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#31 - jokersaysamuseme (09/20/2013) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #3927343 at Friendly ** You guys checked if J was next to H aswell, didnt you?
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #3927343 at Friendly ** You guys checked if J was next to H aswell, didnt you?
#36 to #31 - jazzytheferret (09/20/2013) [-]
Knew it was there the whole time.
#65 - skippydip (09/20/2013) [-]
On Christmas Day? Anyone else notice that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - crowd ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
So you can't have your birthday then?
all pregnancys suddenly stop
also, no i did not notice.
love you xoxoxo
User avatar #69 to #66 - skippydip (09/20/2013) [-]
I realise Birthdays happen on Christmas day, I was more thinking how sad people are to be on Tumblr on that day.
User avatar #70 to #69 - crowd ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
well, i was one Fj last christmas i think...
i got no life
#6 - nyawgga (09/19/2013) [-]
>go to school one day
>construction class
>have a big T wall project we gotta do
>its in groups of three
>one guy is missing
>we're way behind so I tell the teacher that the chinese kid in our group is missing
>other partner gives me weird look, no idea why, don't give a **** anyways

>other partner tells the chinese kid the next day that I called him chinese
>he gets super pissed at me and tells me he is feelapeeno or some ****
>I'm like "okay whatever"

>call him chinese by accident a week or something later, I forget why though
>he gets all in my face, almost get into a fight
>avoided because don't want to fight a karate master

#7 to #6 - nyawgga (09/19/2013) [-]
>later in the class, he says "give me the hammer, bitch"
>tell him that "me following his orders, that will be the day"
>he says "the **** is that supposed to mean?"
>recite merle's godly quote from the Walking Dead, "I'll tell you mr. Yo, that'll be the day that I take orders from a ******* chinaman"
>kid swings at me, I dodge it
>get behind him, push him and his belly lands in a bucket of drywall compound, his clothes are all white now
>teacher tells us to go to the office

there's more, but I won't bother sharing if no one reads this
#12 to #7 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
You sound like a real piece of ****
#8 to #7 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nyawgga (09/19/2013) [-]
k anon
#14 to #9 - tehfalconguy (09/20/2013) [-]
Your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #15 to #9 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you ever get called a cunt?

I wouldn't doubt it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
It's okay to make fun of black people

but who would have known that funnyjunk is so butthurt when it comes to chinese people

**** off
User avatar #17 to #16 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that you're making fun of someone, you're just telling a story about being a dick...

It's not even a funny story.
User avatar #18 to #17 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't intending to be funny, I just thought people would be able to fully appreciate that the little bitch got what he deserved
User avatar #19 to #18 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
How dare he be offended by someone being ignorant and intolerant!

You sure showed him!
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
because funnyjunk is full of people who aren't ignorant or intolerant
User avatar #21 to #20 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
They don't brag about it...
User avatar #22 to #21 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #24 to #22 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
Evidently so...

But why do you expect it to be positively received..?
User avatar #25 to #24 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
Because he was one of the punk gangster faggots who blast rap music in class all the time, and gets offended way too easily, and I know funnyjunk loves when people get their just desserts
User avatar #26 to #25 - Nullifier (09/20/2013) [-]
See that might be important to include.

You made him out to be the victim of intolerance and dickery.
User avatar #27 to #26 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
..Yeah i guess I made a mistake there
#37 to #27 - xnotcreative (09/20/2013) [-]
You started the drama with your ignorance (calling him Chinese instead of Asian which obviously had a negative connotation to it).

You also continued the drama by going about your mistake in the most immature way possible.

Furthermore, you **** on an entire race of people over the actions of one individual of Asian descent. Tell me how this doesn't make YOU the asshole in this situation.

Lastly? This story couldn't sound more like **** . You exaggerated heavily which made the story absolutely intolerable to read.

0/10, would not pick up an edgy, autistic kids diary again.
#78 to #25 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
You set out endeavoring to be as offensive as possible. The person was offended. Why are you surprised?
You furthermore try as hard as you can to make him out to be the bad guy in the story, yet you still sound like the douchiest douche who ever douched. Again, why are you surprised that everybody thinks that you're a douche?
User avatar #33 to #16 - bushingenna (09/20/2013) [-]
are you retarded.

if you posted a story of how you almost got in a fight for calling some black kid a ****** , nobody would think its funny
User avatar #11 to #9 - 1234321 (09/19/2013) [-]
your story isn't as funny as you think it is.
User avatar #56 to #11 - hektoroftroy (09/20/2013) [-]
that name is so blue it almost hurts my eyes
#23 to #7 - Bobtheblob (09/20/2013) [-]
Jeez, you're kind of a bitch.
#29 to #23 - blokrokker (09/20/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
User avatar #57 to #6 - rockamekishiko (09/20/2013) [-]
look, this is funnyjunk and people post funny stuff or junk and guess what? your's isn't funny.
User avatar #49 to #6 - dafiltafish (09/20/2013) [-]
If you aren't sure just say Asian. It is not that hard and you dodge any past or present rivalries and hatred between countries.

(Don't be that idiot who called a Honda a "Chinese car")
#32 to #6 - heeveejeevees (09/20/2013) [-]
>Stereotyping all Asians are chinese
>Stereotyping all Asians are chinese
User avatar #39 to #32 - scoobi (09/20/2013) [-]
Plus, most of russia is in Asia so they are asian. They're not chinese
User avatar #40 to #39 - heeveejeevees (09/20/2013) [-]
Geographically, yes. Politically, no.
#58 to #40 - twentyten (09/20/2013) [-]
Politically Asian? WTH. What about Indians? Are they asian or what? Nationality, Ethinicity, etc? And what if some white guy was born is most asian country? Is he not considered Asian because of his skin color? I just find it confusing people are being group just by how they look, or by their so called heretage/ancestry. We're all human....
User avatar #61 to #58 - heeveejeevees (09/20/2013) [-]
Uhmm I'm talking about Russians here.
#62 to #61 - twentyten (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh i'm generalizing. Doesn't the majority or russians live in the western part of russia? I bet that makes more sense to think Russians are Europeans as oppose to Asians.
User avatar #63 to #62 - heeveejeevees (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't say Russians were politically Asians. I said geographically, they are. Politically, they belong to Europe.
#79 to #63 - twentyten (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't say that you said that. I meant what the heck does the term politically Asian or European mean. I think there is some sort of misunderstanding.
#44 to #39 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
Finally someone who isn't a complete retard
#38 to #32 - nyawgga (09/20/2013) [-]
>stereotyping all orientals as asians
>stereotyping all orientals as asians
#28 to #6 - include (09/20/2013) [-]
That wasn't a good story at all.
#47 to #6 - davyjoneslocker (09/20/2013) [-]
#77 - Ilidrael (09/20/2013) [-]
**** the Chinese. Worst Asians ever.
#71 - gnalde (09/20/2013) [-]
MFW name "dikchaed". Typo... Riiiigt.
User avatar #64 - bitchitroll (09/20/2013) [-]
the people who live across the street from me are Chinese and own a chinese restaurant. one day i noticed my cat was walking through their yard. he didnt come in that night or the next morning so i called their restaurant and asked if they had seen my cat. they freaked out and hung up on me. pretty sure they ate him
User avatar #60 - deadnannersreturns (09/20/2013) [-]
one of my friends did this 3 years ago in 9th grade, they've been dating since about a week after he said it
User avatar #42 - reyden (09/20/2013) [-]
how could that possibly be considered racist? if it's cause jappy is supposed to be confused with japanese then all them ******* are racist for thinking you're racist
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