Dragon's Crown. working my way to lvl 10 slowly :/. E] Anonymous : 33 No. [I Replies ) ) 502981 529091 ) 533072 to local gaming store to pick up Dragon' s Crown
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Dragon's Crown

 
Dragon's Crown. working my way to lvl 10 slowly :/. E] Anonymous : 33 No. [I Replies ) ) 502981 529091 ) 533072 to local gaming store to pick up Dragon' s Crown

working my way to lvl 10 slowly :/

E] Anonymous : 33 No. [I Replies ) ) 502981
529091 ) 533072
to local gaming store to pick up Dragon' s Crown
Ernter store
e? Year old with his mom at the counter
he has GTAV on the store counter
rel head to the Vita section with my back turned to them
shy to ignore them, but the little ******** is yelling and is really excited about getting the game
cashier ask the mother if she' s sure she wants to buy it
Conforms her about it' s M rating, and all the stuff in it
Moother sounds uneasy, and tells her son she doesn' t think he should get it
Liittle brat starts screaming now, I turn my head to look over, as he starts stomping on the ground
beins to ell that he will **** on the floor if the store doesn' t we him the ame
2* -Mother tries to grab his arm, but he runs out of her grasp and into the corner of the store
skrulls off his pants and leans down
2* -Mother ) reaches and pulls him, carrying him out of the store
s face is red, with tears all dyer it as he cries out
2' -His pants are at his ankles while he' s being dragged, as he pisses all dyer the store on the way out
So yeah, I got Dragon' s Brown far the Vita. So far it' s pretty good, can' t complain.
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User avatar #2 - mrsecret ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously, what kind of sick bastard buys a vita
#86 to #2 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
sadly i just picked one up, i love it.
User avatar #95 to #2 - folkflunky (09/20/2013) [-]
I used to have one, had to sell it because of economical reasons, but **** was cash.
No srsly.
I really liked Ninja Gaiden Sigma.
#51 to #2 - toddingram (09/20/2013) [-]
...Someone who doesn't want a 3DS?
...Someone who doesn't want a 3DS?
User avatar #53 to #51 - theavatarspupil (09/20/2013) [-]
But if you don't have a 3DS, you'll miss out on Animal Crossing: New Leaf and Super Smash Bros. 4 (unless you buy a Wii U. I'm definitely getting a Wii U, because of Pikmin 3 and a few other games. Plus, I'm really hoping for a new Metroid or F-Zero game.)
User avatar #4 to #2 - myaccountisnew (09/19/2013) [-]
I'd consider it for Persona 4 Golden, but I can't buy a system for just 1 game.
User avatar #57 to #4 - RamzaBeoulve (09/20/2013) [-]
How about Soul Sacrifice, Killzone: Mercenaries, or Muramasa Rebirth?
User avatar #58 to #57 - RamzaBeoulve (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, and portable Spelunky, and eventually Binding of Isaac Rebirth
User avatar #62 to #58 - myaccountisnew (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, even still, I'm broke. So, sad pandas.
User avatar #81 to #62 - RamzaBeoulve (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I can't say $180.00 is cheap, but that's what I got my Vita for used last Christmas, so...
User avatar #54 to #2 - dickstick (09/20/2013) [-]
That actually kinda makes me sad, I was planning on getting a Vita, so I can get **** like Kingdom Hearts on the go...
#75 to #2 - deminemi (09/20/2013) [-]
I do.
I do.
User avatar #82 to #2 - iridium (09/20/2013) [-]
This one.

Well it's got a pretty decent shop of classic games and I don't own a PS3 yet, plus I'm a big Persona fan so P4G is a must-get for me.
User avatar #7 to #2 - ThpiderMan (09/19/2013) [-]
I have a vita, and I love it. I mostly bought it for Persona 4, as my ps2 broke before it came out on that system, and I've thoroughly enjoyed the system. Gravity Rush is ******* awesome, and plenty of decent RPGs, but just about any shooter that has come to the system has been trash. I got mine for 200 bucks and it came with assassins creed lib, and I would say it was totally ******* worth it, despite the memory being overpriced.

Can't say i really understand the rear touch screen, it's usually wonky and poorly implemented, but can be really good if used right. Games like Jak HD collection trying to put L2/L3/R2/R3 on the rear touch can go eat a bowl of **** though. Makes racing ******* painful in jak 2 and 3, which was one of my favorite parts. Luckily, most games ignore the rear touchscreen.
User avatar #61 to #2 - cubanwhiteman (09/20/2013) [-]
I saw someone steal a vita...
from gamestop.

It was so stupidly simple how though, he asked to see the PSvita (They had it on display behind him)
They gave it to him (They still had one on display behind him.)
And he ran out the door.

I can only imagine he runs out of batteries and has to go back to say "Yeah, can I see the PS Vita's charger please?"
#15 to #2 - johnpoppy (09/19/2013) [-]
**** YOU! VITAS ARE AWESOME!
#100 to #15 - greenthegunstar (09/20/2013) [-]
Vita customer here, I bought mine last year, around the start of september...I only have 3 games for it within the one year i bought it: P4 Golden, Gravity Rush, and Ragnarok Odyssey. And I haven't played it since last december.   
   
It's...okay. Not bad, but definitely not great.
Vita customer here, I bought mine last year, around the start of september...I only have 3 games for it within the one year i bought it: P4 Golden, Gravity Rush, and Ragnarok Odyssey. And I haven't played it since last december.

It's...okay. Not bad, but definitely not great.
User avatar #41 - olmesy (09/20/2013) [-]
It genuinely upsets me that little bean eaters like that can get GTA and being a student, I can't afford brand name soup
User avatar #45 to #41 - fxremastered (09/20/2013) [-]
I know your pain, I live on 150$ a month for food, and I bought GTAV, I have 7$ to my name to last me til oct 1st.
User avatar #66 to #45 - biggrand (09/20/2013) [-]
ramen noodles and opened food clearance cart master race
User avatar #1 - mulk (09/19/2013) [-]
good story, but holy damn i hate ***** like this.
a few friends of mine 19,22 and 23 all female, went to a 1D concert.
apparently the experience was so bad and full of 14-16 year old girls who pasted on makeup and heels and screaming at the top of their lungs.
this **** makes me mad
#10 to #1 - atomschlumpf (09/19/2013) [-]
Honestly, I'm a bit puzzled....what else did they expect?
User avatar #83 to #10 - iridium (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, just because it's expected doesn't mean there's an excuse for it.
#14 to #1 - joshlol (09/19/2013) [-]
>Going to a 1D concert   
>Expecting a mature audience
>Going to a 1D concert
>Expecting a mature audience
#78 - onkii (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #84 - derein (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm most likely gonna get some flak for this but...

Good parenting.
User avatar #91 to #84 - elbrysobrony (09/20/2013) [-]
Why would you think you'd get flak for that?

That mom didn't cave when her kid was having a bitchfit.
User avatar #111 to #91 - derein (09/20/2013) [-]
Because the mom refused to buy GTAV for her kid, and I thought the community be like, "Don't be a ******* prude, faggot", but then I remember I'm not on 4chan.
User avatar #63 - nightmarecorpse (09/20/2013) [-]
I hate kids.
#56 - british (09/20/2013) [-]
thanks for highlighting the climax of the story so i wouldn't miss it
thanks for highlighting the climax of the story so i wouldn't miss it
#106 to #56 - septol (09/20/2013) [-]
sorry, i just have a habbit of highlighting when i am reading. when i decided to snip, it was still there.
#79 to #56 - sliferzpwns (09/20/2013) [-]
What the hell is this?
User avatar #72 to #56 - theviusking (09/20/2013) [-]
Any idea where that gif is from...?
User avatar #89 to #72 - egosumproxi (09/20/2013) [-]
I would also like to know the source.
User avatar #92 to #89 - elbrysobrony (09/20/2013) [-]
... It MIGHT be Parasyte... MIGHT.
User avatar #94 - graenko (09/20/2013) [-]
i dropped my vita 2 days after i got it, now the screen doesn't turn on anymore
#85 - infinitereaper (09/20/2013) [-]
God I'm poor   
   
I cry internally every time I'm near purchasable games   
   
So many games... that I can't play.
God I'm poor

I cry internally every time I'm near purchasable games

So many games... that I can't play.
#8 - avarius (09/19/2013) [-]
these little 			*****		 piss me off so much   
when my parents refused to buy me something I accepted it and didn't freak out
these little ***** piss me off so much
when my parents refused to buy me something I accepted it and didn't freak out
User avatar #49 to #8 - totsandtaters (09/20/2013) [-]
From what you remember
User avatar #46 - Riukanojutsu (09/20/2013) [-]
Figured it would be posted here.

The joke here is >vita section
User avatar #88 - mintyfreshmenthol (09/20/2013) [-]
some times a smack can be good for a kid
#93 to #88 - bazda (09/20/2013) [-]
....most times.
User avatar #3 - adu ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
This is why a reasonable degree of physical punishment should be encouraged for children.
User avatar #17 to #3 - priestoftheoldones (09/19/2013) [-]
"If you hit your children they will become psychotic murder rapists,"

-Some people
User avatar #18 to #17 - adu ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Hit those people too. Hit them with the rowdy children, two birds one stone.
#21 to #18 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Your way of thinking is... interesting. I like you.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #69 - traveltech (09/20/2013) [-]
Main outcome of this post:
People looking up Dragon's Crown


Looks like a decent game
User avatar #98 to #69 - kanatana (09/20/2013) [-]
Does he look like a man with a plan?
User avatar #55 - umaya (09/20/2013) [-]
thb if the mother doesn't act upon the name GTA let alone the age certificate then it's no surprise her kid is acting like this, she should have spanked his bottom all the way out of that store.
User avatar #38 - jcjohnson (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh **** thank god it got highlight I would have missed it if it wasn't.
User avatar #52 to #38 - theavatarspupil (09/20/2013) [-]
It was more than likely blacked out. It's 4Chan's spoiler system.
User avatar #60 to #52 - jcjohnson (09/20/2013) [-]
Never seen that on 4chan before.
#5 - littlefish (09/19/2013) [-]
Don't pretend you guys wouldn't do the same for a copy of GTA5
User avatar #9 to #5 - iamnotgoodwithname (09/19/2013) [-]
when i got my game they tried selling me a strat guide for 30 bucks
after i said no thanks for the 3rd time i said "if i need help with the game i can google it for free" that was a good day
User avatar #11 to #9 - tanditsky (09/19/2013) [-]
You should have said no because you're not buying a game at almost twice the price to have someone giving you incredibly simple instructions to something you could have easily worked out for yourself anyway
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamnotgoodwithname (09/19/2013) [-]
worst part was the "selling point" was the guide was 20% off since it was launch day
and the guide was ******* huge but in my mind i thought "who wants to read all that **** when i could skim on the interweb
but its gamestop so they are paid to do it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - tanditsky (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the only reason they do it is to catch out parents buying the game for their kids, which is pretty immoral in my opinion
User avatar #24 to #5 - lordscooby (09/19/2013) [-]
nope.
#19 to #5 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I honestly don't give two ***** about GTA. 2d platforming all the way baby!
#20 to #19 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
******* Cave Story.

Love that game.
User avatar #48 to #19 - Athkore (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, can you recommend some good platformers? I beated Cave Story long time ago. My PC is a toaster but 2D platformers should work good on it.
#110 to #48 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
If your PC is a toaster, then you could download a SNES emulator and get Super Mario World. Its one of my all time favorite games.    
   
Then theres always Skyblazer (again for snes) if you want a good challenge that doesnt feel unfair. Its a really good game.   
   
Megaman 1 and up, megaman x, metroid, well the list goes on. The SNES emulator can be downloaded on EMUparadise or something. It doesnt take much space, and the hours of platforming goodness will be many.   
   
Hope that helped you in your quest for fun!
If your PC is a toaster, then you could download a SNES emulator and get Super Mario World. Its one of my all time favorite games.

Then theres always Skyblazer (again for snes) if you want a good challenge that doesnt feel unfair. Its a really good game.

Megaman 1 and up, megaman x, metroid, well the list goes on. The SNES emulator can be downloaded on EMUparadise or something. It doesnt take much space, and the hours of platforming goodness will be many.

Hope that helped you in your quest for fun!
#76 to #48 - jazzytheferret (09/20/2013) [-]
Not really what you're asking for, but since you have a toaster,you could try the Quest for Glory series out; They got me into gaming as a child. If you do, grab the VGA remakes of 1 and 2.

User avatar #70 to #48 - zoidz (09/20/2013) [-]
Would recommend Penny Arcades On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 4 and 3. (Like their combat style). 2D/3D-mixish RPG.
User avatar #103 to #19 - burningdash (09/20/2013) [-]
source on pic?
#109 to #103 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Cave Story. The original is free to download and play, and then theres a remake on steam for 9.99 euros. it is easily worth it.
#80 to #19 - kezel (09/20/2013) [-]
psst

I love you
User avatar #73 to #19 - infiniteduress (09/20/2013) [-]
Its funny i mostly game on my computer, yet i still mostly play 2d games anyway
#68 to #19 - kamdonius (09/20/2013) [-]
You don't give two ***** about the game? This kid sure does.
User avatar #90 to #68 - brettyht (09/20/2013) [-]
He couldn't even give one. But he definitely tried to
User avatar #26 to #19 - mitchr (09/19/2013) [-]
Would you give one **** ?


The kid did.
#28 to #26 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Not really, might get it at a later date just to see what the fuzz is about, but i dont really care for those kind of games. They just dont interest me.
Not really, might get it at a later date just to see what the fuzz is about, but i dont really care for those kind of games. They just dont interest me.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mitchr (09/19/2013) [-]
I agree with you there, but for different reasons. I am too moral in the way that I can't be evil in games. I feel bad if I kill innocent people in, say, Fallout, or Skyrim.

GTA is not something I enjoy.

now, the exception is Saint's Row, because Saint's Row is funny as all hell.
#30 to #29 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Indeed. like i said above, I love platforming games with alot of puzzles and where the enemies (if there are any at all) comes as a secondary challenge, not just "vroom vroom driveby and everyone is dead and now i can just stroll around". Simple graphics makes the games run really smooth, jumping on stuff is fun, and finding secret stuff somehow feels more acomplishing in a 2d game than a 3d one. i think super mario world had a good hand in all this for me. 			****		 was amazing.
Indeed. like i said above, I love platforming games with alot of puzzles and where the enemies (if there are any at all) comes as a secondary challenge, not just "vroom vroom driveby and everyone is dead and now i can just stroll around". Simple graphics makes the games run really smooth, jumping on stuff is fun, and finding secret stuff somehow feels more acomplishing in a 2d game than a 3d one. i think super mario world had a good hand in all this for me. **** was amazing.
User avatar #32 to #30 - mitchr (09/19/2013) [-]
Nice. Have you played Dust: An Elysian Tail, by any chance?
User avatar #36 to #32 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
No, isnt that the game on xbox where you play as a racoon or something with a katana and asia hat (i dont know what theyre called... sry if i offended anyone) and whatnot?
User avatar #37 to #36 - mitchr (09/19/2013) [-]
Dog, I believe. And yes. There's a steam version too; I recommend it very highly. The entire game is incredible; indie developer who did all the art, animations, everything (and the art is absolutely beautiful) apart from the music, which was done by I believe three people. The music's also excellent.

It's about fourteen hours, and while the gameplay side of things is a bit repetitive, it's worth it all for the story and beauty.
#39 to #37 - fozzoul ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Hmm, i might just check it out once i get my money. Being broke sucks big time... oh well, off to bed i go. T'was nice chatting with you. G'night.
User avatar #40 to #39 - mitchr (09/20/2013) [-]
Agreed. And yeah, whenever you can. It's fifteenish bucks; wait for Steam's Winter sale if ya have
User avatar #105 - fearoffailure (09/20/2013) [-]
> Be Kid
> Go to beach with family
> Sees warning sign about jellyfish
> Brother goes in anyway
> Brother comes out of the water crying
> Jellyfish was on brothers leg
> Kid laughing and mocking brother
> Half an hour later, kid goes in water
> Kid comes out of water, screaming and crying in agony
> Jellyfish was up kids nose
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