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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - hektoroftroy
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**hektoroftroy rolls 12**
User avatar #8 to #3 - crowd
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**crowd rolls 71** take this
User avatar #119 to #3 - daviid
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**daviid rolls 2,943** **** it, i roll hard
User avatar #272 to #3 - guitarnigger
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************** rolls 40** why dont you reward my dubs with sex?
#301 to #3 - anon id: 5ab95355
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roll2
#302 to #3 - nykiron
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#4 to #3 - hektoroftroy
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User avatar #24 to #4 - fluffyraptorr
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**fluffyraptorr rolls 66**
User avatar #27 to #24 - hektoroftroy
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you magnificent bastard
User avatar #207 to #24 - basicargentinian
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"why aren't you rewarding my dubs with sex!?"
#295 to #24 - thetenth
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This is probably the most newfaggiest thing I ever said but.....
how do you roll?
User avatar #316 to #295 - mvtjets
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Pro tip:
Like seriously:
Super extreme pro tip:
Don't go around the front page rolling for dubs like a faggot
It's cheap, spammy, and will get you red thumbs.
In fact don't roll ANYTHING on the front page unless there's a roll game.
It is pretty funny when people make these edits of content though and THEN roll, but otherwise dont.
#392 to #316 - thetaxman
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User avatar #393 to #392 - mvtjets
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u get a red thoombl
*clap*
#394 to #393 - thetaxman
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User avatar #396 to #394 - mvtjets
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faggot
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User avatar #395 to #394 - mvtjets
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ill give u 1 moar chanc
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User avatar #400 to #397 - mvtjets
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im srry bby pls dont red thoombl me ill neverevr do it again rlly
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#399 to #397 - mvtjets
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k ur getting thumb bananaed now
rip in pieces
#365 to #316 - thetenth
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Oh, didn't know that. Why would someone thumb you down? That seems stupid, maybe I don't want to be here anyways....
User avatar #390 to #365 - mvtjets
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Because people don't like to see a bunch of numbers spammed on the front page, except if they're dubs, then they thumb it up like sheep.
#391 to #390 - thetenth
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Thats sorta stupid.
User avatar #296 to #295 - fluffyraptorr
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* roll 2* but no spaces except between roll and 2
#297 to #296 - thetenth
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**thetenth rolls 81**
#314 to #297 - anon id: 3debb4fd
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**anonymous rolls 30** Random anon testing nothing to see here.
#364 to #314 - thetenth
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**thetenth rolls 9,865**
#298 to #297 - thetenth
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Damn
User avatar #228 to #4 - ashketchup
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best backup plan ever
#19 to #4 - include
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User avatar #6 to #4 - roderick
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Nice one dude.
User avatar #12 to #4 - lfunnymanl
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**lfunnymanl rolls 10** ****
#17 - traelos
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#14 - lecommentingderp
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She blushed.
User avatar #15 to #14 - phawsy
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In most her drawings that blush can be there... or its whatevers remaining from the bit above
#225 to #14 - coolcalx
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that's probably makeup
#34 - hargleblarg
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Because clearly men are only nice so they can have sex...
User avatar #143 to #34 - srskate
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The point of the comic was to criticize the type of person that acts nice in order to receive sex through hyperbole. This is also done to produce humor.
User avatar #319 to #34 - casedlsix
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the comic is meant to ridicule those who feel entitled to sex for being nice. unfortunately that trait is usually attributed to men, but not all men are that way (just as not all women are manipulative). I think the artist chose to draw this because of something she/someone she knows experienced, and that experience is not necessarily telling of her thoughts towards all men.

tl;dr: that was not the point, get over it
User avatar #58 to #34 - SgtObvious
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Literally everything I do in my life is for sex
User avatar #76 to #34 - diruslupis
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Basically everything people do is to either survive or increase the odds of having sex. Even being nice to someone somehow stems from a desire to have the babies with them.
User avatar #96 to #76 - commontroll
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Have you ever been nice to a guy?
User avatar #144 to #96 - diruslupis
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Ofcourse.
User avatar #361 to #144 - commontroll
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Dammit. Now I can't call you a faggot. Just looked at your profile.
User avatar #363 to #361 - diruslupis
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:3.
#366 to #363 - commontroll
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Stop being nice. I'm on to you...
User avatar #367 to #366 - diruslupis
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Give. Me. Babies.
#368 to #367 - commontroll
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Alright. What orphanage do you want me to steal them from?
User avatar #369 to #368 - diruslupis
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... I was leaning in the direction of me, you, a turkey baster and large amounts of drinks.
User avatar #370 to #369 - commontroll
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Hmmm... maybe. But only if the baster goes up my ass, and we add in some hermit crabs to clamp on our nipples.
User avatar #371 to #370 - diruslupis
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I dunno man Anything attached to my nipples is a no-no.
User avatar #372 to #371 - commontroll
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Alright, fine. Just my nipples.

And also we need a disease ridden black amputee hooker. Either gender works. I just can't get aroused without them.
User avatar #373 to #372 - diruslupis
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Guy. I'm a lesbian, we all have to make sacrifices for these You need to login to view this link you want an army of half-clones or not?
User avatar #383 to #373 - commontroll
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I should have replied on an even earlier comment...
User avatar #374 to #373 - commontroll
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Hmmm... fine. How about an Asian one that speaks Ethiopian?

Alright fine. I'll get some viagra or something.
User avatar #375 to #374 - diruslupis
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Deal. Dibs on the first half-clone.
User avatar #376 to #375 - commontroll
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Damn. But we're having like, twelve at a time.

Babies come in litters right?
User avatar #377 to #376 - diruslupis
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I don't see why they shouldn't. Dogs do it and they're fine. What do we do with the runt? I'm voting murder or slavery.
User avatar #378 to #377 - commontroll
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Oh no. The plan is for the ones I keep to be trained as super soldiers. They'll kill him off eventually during their sparring, because that will mean more food for them.
User avatar #381 to #378 - diruslupis
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Reply limit. Dude key word in there is Lesbian. We are just making babies to eventually rule the world. If she's interested she could be like a concubine of the king/queen of the world.
User avatar #382 to #381 - commontroll
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It's true. How about she's also queen though? Like, a triumvirate of sex and breeding super babies?
User avatar #379 to #378 - diruslupis
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I say we pool our spawn together and take over the world.
User avatar #380 to #379 - commontroll
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Deal. Though, I'll need to make sure my girlfriend's okay with me making super soldier babies with another woman who's a lesbian.

Though maybe she'll be cool with it. Who knows?
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User avatar #384 to #96 - diruslupis
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Is she down with me boning her? If so, fine!
User avatar #385 to #384 - commontroll
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Hmmm... maybe. She really likes the d, so it might take some convincing.

Maybe we could have you have your own queen (queenier queen?) who you could have sexy times with, and I could have my sexy times with my girlfriend, then when you ovulate, we bone, then we wait for the babies.

It's perfect! We're both equals, we get to have sex with women (both a win for us, high five!) and my girlfriend doesn't have to eat the V! Well, I'd be cool with it, but she's said she thinks they're gross. Personally, I disagree, but whateva.
User avatar #386 to #385 - diruslupis
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So we have a King and a triumvirate of queens. Sounds like a fair deal. Plus we could use all three queens as breeding stock. But down to business, how are the spawns being split? I say 25% each way to be fair.
User avatar #387 to #386 - commontroll
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I say we don't split them so we're less likely to have a civil war once we have dominion of the earth.
User avatar #388 to #387 - diruslupis
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Hmm, sounds good. I'll let my queen know that she's gonna be getting knocked up for the greater good. I suggest you do the same. A lady likes a little prewarning y'know.
User avatar #406 to #388 - commontroll
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Completely understandable. Now, on the topic of you having to have dick every month until you get pregnant, I must ask if you hate the D, or if you just don't prefer it. I mean, I don't want to breed if my mate has no enjoyment with it.
User avatar #407 to #406 - diruslupis
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I don't hate it, and with there being two other women in the scenario I think I'll be fine. For the Greater Good the Greater Good
User avatar #408 to #407 - commontroll
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Oh okay that's fine then. So long as you're not weeping because of your hate for it. I mean, I could always just give you some semen in a cup or something.
User avatar #409 to #408 - diruslupis
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To be honest the appeal of splashing a cup of semen up myself is less than that of dick so I'll stick with the bonin' thank you very much.
User avatar #410 to #409 - commontroll
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That's... a pretty hilarious image honestly.

And alright, sounds good to me, my Queen.

Now, how will we train the babehs.
User avatar #411 to #410 - diruslupis
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I say we spit them into gender and train them to kill the others until we have the best of each gender. This way we have a lower quantity of crappy babehs and small elite unit of champions,
User avatar #412 to #411 - commontroll
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Hmmmm... deal. We'll want some tough ones though that aren't the best, but not quite cannonfodder. You know, disposable babies.
User avatar #413 to #412 - diruslupis
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Hmm. Acceptable. I say this deal is done!
User avatar #414 to #413 - commontroll
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Alright! So, shall we commence the boning?
#415 to #414 - diruslupis
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I am ovulating right now.
#416 to #415 - commontroll
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So, how far are you from Texas?
#417 to #416 - diruslupis
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England. So yeah, pretty far. I will wait for the bonin' to arrive.
#418 to #417 - commontroll
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Yeah, I can drive that... I'll just hold my breath.
Yeah, I can drive that... I'll just hold my breath.
#36 - infinitereaper
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Have you ever tried not being nice, standing with your female acquaintances,

And hitting them?

being nice for the sake of being nice =/= flirting

#236 to #36 - psykobear
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User avatar #322 to #236 - captainrattrap
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I just wanted to say that I was thinking of this picture as I read the original comment in Bender's voice. Thanks for posting my friend.
User avatar #16 - gonzoen
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Remember to credit. It's made by Humon
humoncomics.com/
User avatar #49 to #16 - sequel
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I recognized the art style. Thanks for confirming.
User avatar #67 to #49 - supersaiyajin
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As did I. Love that artist, my favorite comic by her is Scandinavia and the World.
#99 - gameshredder
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#40 - Ruspanic
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At least he got to touch her boobs
#7 - mangoroid
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Well you should stop beeing a nonassertive and desperate pussy then.
User avatar #20 to #7 - krobeles
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I really enjoy how you made a comment that grosely insults like 1/4 of people, and therefore believes that you'll be showered with red thumbs.
Atleast another 1/4 of people entirely agrees with you...
User avatar #22 to #20 - mangoroid
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More like, I was prepared not to be showered by red thumbs (about which I dont really give a ****, not below 40 lvl or any of that **** anymore) but by spam made by guys who complain about being friendzoned/ignored by the girl they like, although all they ******* do is act nice.
User avatar #23 to #22 - krobeles
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Acting nice is a ******* joke. I dont think i ever got laid being 100% nice.
Hell, the girl i'm doing right now, i basically met her and was like "Yep. I'm going to be an asshole towards this person!".
Was ******* hilarious too.
#66 - wwkybobo
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AW MAN FRIEND ZONED AGAIN
AW MAN FRIEND ZONED AGAIN
#90 to #66 - rakuraimasuta
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Comment Picture
#105 to #90 - rogmclaugh
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Which video is this from?
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