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#3 - hektoroftroy
Reply +90
(09/19/2013) [-]
**hektoroftroy rolls 12**
#8 to #3 - crowd
Reply -4
(09/19/2013) [-]
**crowd rolls 71** take this
#119 to #3 - daviid
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
**daviid rolls 2,943** **** it, i roll hard
#272 to #3 - guitarnigger
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
************** rolls 40** why dont you reward my dubs with sex?
#301 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
roll2
#302 to #3 - nykiron
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#4 to #3 - hektoroftroy
Reply +195
(09/19/2013) [-]
#24 to #4 - fluffyraptorr
Reply +32
(09/19/2013) [-]
**fluffyraptorr rolls 66**
#27 to #24 - hektoroftroy
Reply +7
(09/19/2013) [-]
you magnificent bastard
#207 to #24 - basicargentinian
Reply +2
(09/20/2013) [-]
"why aren't you rewarding my dubs with sex!?"
#295 to #24 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
This is probably the most newfaggiest thing I ever said but.....
how do you roll?
#316 to #295 - mvtjets
Reply +2
(09/20/2013) [-]
Pro tip:
Like seriously:
Super extreme pro tip:
Don't go around the front page rolling for dubs like a faggot
It's cheap, spammy, and will get you red thumbs.
In fact don't roll ANYTHING on the front page unless there's a roll game.
It is pretty funny when people make these edits of content though and THEN roll, but otherwise dont.
#392 to #316 - thetaxman
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#393 to #392 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
u get a red thoombl
*clap*
#394 to #393 - thetaxman
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#396 to #394 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
faggot
#398 to #396 - thetaxman
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#395 to #394 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
ill give u 1 moar chanc
#397 to #395 - thetaxman
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#400 to #397 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
im srry bby pls dont red thoombl me ill neverevr do it again rlly
#401 to #400 - thetaxman
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#402 to #401 - mvtjets
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#403 to #402 - thetaxman
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#399 to #397 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
k ur getting thumb bananaed now
rip in pieces
#365 to #316 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, didn't know that. Why would someone thumb you down? That seems stupid, maybe I don't want to be here anyways....
#390 to #365 - mvtjets
Reply +1
(09/21/2013) [-]
Because people don't like to see a bunch of numbers spammed on the front page, except if they're dubs, then they thumb it up like sheep.
#391 to #390 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
Thats sorta stupid.
#296 to #295 - fluffyraptorr
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
* roll 2* but no spaces except between roll and 2
#297 to #296 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
**thetenth rolls 81**
#314 to #297 - anon
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** Random anon testing nothing to see here.
#364 to #314 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
**thetenth rolls 9,865**
#298 to #297 - thetenth
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
Damn
#228 to #4 - ashketchup
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
best backup plan ever
#19 to #4 - include
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#6 to #4 - roderick
Reply -2
(09/19/2013) [-]
Nice one dude.
#12 to #4 - lfunnymanl
Reply -4
(09/19/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolls 10** ****
#17 - traelos
Reply +141
(09/19/2013) [-]
#14 - lecommentingderp
Reply +85
(09/19/2013) [-]
She blushed.
#15 to #14 - phawsy
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(09/19/2013) [-]
In most her drawings that blush can be there... or its whatevers remaining from the bit above
#225 to #14 - coolcalx
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
that's probably makeup
#34 - hargleblarg
Reply +75
(09/19/2013) [-]
Because clearly men are only nice so they can have sex...
#143 to #34 - srskate
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
The point of the comic was to criticize the type of person that acts nice in order to receive sex through hyperbole. This is also done to produce humor.
#319 to #34 - casedlsix
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
the comic is meant to ridicule those who feel entitled to sex for being nice. unfortunately that trait is usually attributed to men, but not all men are that way (just as not all women are manipulative). I think the artist chose to draw this because of something she/someone she knows experienced, and that experience is not necessarily telling of her thoughts towards all men.

tl;dr: that was not the point, get over it
#58 to #34 - SgtObvious
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Literally everything I do in my life is for sex
#76 to #34 - diruslupis
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Basically everything people do is to either survive or increase the odds of having sex. Even being nice to someone somehow stems from a desire to have the babies with them.
#96 to #76 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Have you ever been nice to a guy?
#144 to #96 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Ofcourse.
#361 to #144 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
Dammit. Now I can't call you a faggot. Just looked at your profile.
#363 to #361 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
:3.
#366 to #363 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
Stop being nice. I'm on to you...
#367 to #366 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Give. Me. Babies.
#368 to #367 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
Alright. What orphanage do you want me to steal them from?
#369 to #368 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
... I was leaning in the direction of me, you, a turkey baster and large amounts of drinks.
#370 to #369 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Hmmm... maybe. But only if the baster goes up my ass, and we add in some hermit crabs to clamp on our nipples.
#371 to #370 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
I dunno man Anything attached to my nipples is a no-no.
#372 to #371 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Alright, fine. Just my nipples.

And also we need a disease ridden black amputee hooker. Either gender works. I just can't get aroused without them.
#373 to #372 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Guy. I'm a lesbian, we all have to make sacrifices for these You need to login to view this link you want an army of half-clones or not?
#383 to #373 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
I should have replied on an even earlier comment...
#374 to #373 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
Hmmm... fine. How about an Asian one that speaks Ethiopian?

Alright fine. I'll get some viagra or something.
#375 to #374 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
Deal. Dibs on the first half-clone.
#376 to #375 - commontroll
Reply +1
(09/20/2013) [-]
Damn. But we're having like, twelve at a time.

Babies come in litters right?
#377 to #376 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I don't see why they shouldn't. Dogs do it and they're fine. What do we do with the runt? I'm voting murder or slavery.
#378 to #377 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Oh no. The plan is for the ones I keep to be trained as super soldiers. They'll kill him off eventually during their sparring, because that will mean more food for them.
#381 to #378 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Reply limit. Dude key word in there is Lesbian. We are just making babies to eventually rule the world. If she's interested she could be like a concubine of the king/queen of the world.
#382 to #381 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
It's true. How about she's also queen though? Like, a triumvirate of sex and breeding super babies?
#379 to #378 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
I say we pool our spawn together and take over the world.
#380 to #379 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Deal. Though, I'll need to make sure my girlfriend's okay with me making super soldier babies with another woman who's a lesbian.

Though maybe she'll be cool with it. Who knows?
#360 to #144 - commontroll
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#384 to #96 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Is she down with me boning her? If so, fine!
#385 to #384 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Hmmm... maybe. She really likes the d, so it might take some convincing.

Maybe we could have you have your own queen (queenier queen?) who you could have sexy times with, and I could have my sexy times with my girlfriend, then when you ovulate, we bone, then we wait for the babies.

It's perfect! We're both equals, we get to have sex with women (both a win for us, high five!) and my girlfriend doesn't have to eat the V! Well, I'd be cool with it, but she's said she thinks they're gross. Personally, I disagree, but whateva.
#386 to #385 - diruslupis
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(09/20/2013) [-]
So we have a King and a triumvirate of queens. Sounds like a fair deal. Plus we could use all three queens as breeding stock. But down to business, how are the spawns being split? I say 25% each way to be fair.
#387 to #386 - commontroll
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I say we don't split them so we're less likely to have a civil war once we have dominion of the earth.
#388 to #387 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
Hmm, sounds good. I'll let my queen know that she's gonna be getting knocked up for the greater good. I suggest you do the same. A lady likes a little prewarning y'know.
#406 to #388 - commontroll
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Completely understandable. Now, on the topic of you having to have dick every month until you get pregnant, I must ask if you hate the D, or if you just don't prefer it. I mean, I don't want to breed if my mate has no enjoyment with it.
#407 to #406 - diruslupis
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I don't hate it, and with there being two other women in the scenario I think I'll be fine. For the Greater Good the Greater Good
#408 to #407 - commontroll
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Oh okay that's fine then. So long as you're not weeping because of your hate for it. I mean, I could always just give you some semen in a cup or something.
#409 to #408 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
To be honest the appeal of splashing a cup of semen up myself is less than that of dick so I'll stick with the bonin' thank you very much.
#410 to #409 - commontroll
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
That's... a pretty hilarious image honestly.

And alright, sounds good to me, my Queen.

Now, how will we train the babehs.
#411 to #410 - diruslupis
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I say we spit them into gender and train them to kill the others until we have the best of each gender. This way we have a lower quantity of crappy babehs and small elite unit of champions,
#412 to #411 - commontroll
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Hmmmm... deal. We'll want some tough ones though that aren't the best, but not quite cannonfodder. You know, disposable babies.
#413 to #412 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
Hmm. Acceptable. I say this deal is done!
#414 to #413 - commontroll
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
Alright! So, shall we commence the boning?
#415 to #414 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
I am ovulating right now.
#416 to #415 - commontroll
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
So, how far are you from Texas?
#417 to #416 - diruslupis
Reply 0
(09/21/2013) [-]
England. So yeah, pretty far. I will wait for the bonin' to arrive.
#418 to #417 - commontroll
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can drive that... I'll just hold my breath.
Yeah, I can drive that... I'll just hold my breath.
#36 - infinitereaper
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried not being nice, standing with your female acquaintances,

And hitting them?

being nice for the sake of being nice =/= flirting

#236 to #36 - psykobear ONLINE
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(09/20/2013) [-]
#322 to #236 - captainrattrap ONLINE
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I just wanted to say that I was thinking of this picture as I read the original comment in Bender's voice. Thanks for posting my friend.
#16 - gonzoen
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Remember to credit. It's made by Humon
humoncomics.com/
#49 to #16 - sequel ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/19/2013) [-]
I recognized the art style. Thanks for confirming.
#67 to #49 - supersaiyajin
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(09/19/2013) [-]
As did I. Love that artist, my favorite comic by her is Scandinavia and the World.
#99 - gameshredder
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(09/20/2013) [-]
#40 - Ruspanic
Reply +27
(09/19/2013) [-]
At least he got to touch her boobs
#7 - mangoroid
Reply +23
(09/19/2013) [-]
Well you should stop beeing a nonassertive and desperate pussy then.
#20 to #7 - krobeles
Reply 0
(09/19/2013) [-]
I really enjoy how you made a comment that grosely insults like 1/4 of people, and therefore believes that you'll be showered with red thumbs.
Atleast another 1/4 of people entirely agrees with you...
#22 to #20 - mangoroid
Reply 0
(09/19/2013) [-]
More like, I was prepared not to be showered by red thumbs (about which I dont really give a ****, not below 40 lvl or any of that **** anymore) but by spam made by guys who complain about being friendzoned/ignored by the girl they like, although all they ******* do is act nice.
#23 to #22 - krobeles
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Acting nice is a ******* joke. I dont think i ever got laid being 100% nice.
Hell, the girl i'm doing right now, i basically met her and was like "Yep. I'm going to be an asshole towards this person!".
Was ******* hilarious too.
#66 - wwkybobo
Reply +18
(09/19/2013) [-]
AW MAN FRIEND ZONED AGAIN
AW MAN FRIEND ZONED AGAIN
#90 to #66 - rakuraimasuta
Reply +9
(09/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 to #90 - rogmclaugh
Reply 0
(09/20/2013) [-]
Which video is this from?