Well no duh.. . I mm an young age i told this, In my english matter and she almost kicked me an mine ciaos. I've never died in my entire life.
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User avatar #3 - rethought (09/19/2013) [-]
Growing up I never knew my mother, she left before I was born.
#21 to #3 - azinfoo (09/19/2013) [-]
This could potentially make sense if you had a surrogate mother or something.
User avatar #8 to #3 - oceanmist (09/19/2013) [-]
So your mothers were lesbian?
User avatar #36 to #3 - silverswift (09/19/2013) [-]
I read this like eleven times before I realized it didn't make sense
User avatar #47 to #36 - navestotwo (09/19/2013) [-]
It means the egg that the sperm initially fertilized to make him be born.
His "mother" was the egg.
#52 to #47 - alexthebest ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Your mother is the egg? Do you even biology?
User avatar #67 to #52 - navestotwo (09/20/2013) [-]
*sigh* you people are retarded.
#60 to #3 - DevDizzy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
How?... How is that possible?
User avatar #92 to #60 - kandazz (09/20/2013) [-]
Test tube baby.
#46 - thelastelephant ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
User avatar #11 - mankey (09/19/2013) [-]
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
User avatar #31 to #11 - anonymoose (09/19/2013) [-]
Alternatively: I intend on living forever. So far, so good.
User avatar #70 to #31 - hates (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm technically an immortal being, since I haven't died yet.
#9 - infinitereaper (09/19/2013) [-]
I've never died in my entire life.
User avatar #79 to #9 - hauntzor (09/20/2013) [-]
You sack of **** .


There are some people out there who can't afford fancy things like death.
#66 to #9 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Daily lives of highschool boys.
Daily lives of highschool boys.
User avatar #14 to #9 - lordlolland (09/19/2013) [-]
I did once, can't recommend it.
User avatar #6 - tokitoki (09/19/2013) [-]
I've had a series of tragic birthdays.
It all began on the day of my actual birth. Neither of my parents decided to show up.
User avatar #10 to #6 - nousernamefound (09/19/2013) [-]
phineas and ferb? or some place else?
User avatar #15 to #10 - tokitoki (09/19/2013) [-]
Nah, you got it
User avatar #13 - dillnyethepikleguy (09/19/2013) [-]
I tried committing suicide once, never doing that again. I almost died!
User avatar #19 - beatsthekids (09/19/2013) [-]
Life is pretty much the longest thing anyone has ever done.
User avatar #62 to #19 - srskate (09/20/2013) [-]
I know some people who've decomposed for longer.
User avatar #71 to #19 - biggrand (09/20/2013) [-]
without 4 easy steps and 2 weeks
#23 to #19 - lpplph (09/19/2013) [-]
Being dead
User avatar #25 to #23 - randomserb (09/19/2013) [-]
Do you stop being a person once you die?
#26 to #25 - lpplph (09/19/2013) [-]
New best comment ever
User avatar #34 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/19/2013) [-]
A dog is still a dog when it's dead. A cat a cat, a cow a cow. Why would it be different for a person??
User avatar #94 to #74 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
eventually it becomes something else but when it dies it's still the same.
#24 to #23 - triggathepirate (09/19/2013) [-]
*****		, I like you.
***** , I like you.
User avatar #39 to #23 - akumaxoji (09/19/2013) [-]
Ever "done". Implying the activity has been done and is no longer being done. Even though you should use finished. As done if for meat not tasks :p
User avatar #42 to #39 - levelninetynine (09/19/2013) [-]
If you can be done living can you also be done dying?
User avatar #45 to #42 - capslockrage (09/19/2013) [-]
If for some reason the universe ceases to exist, then sure. maybe.
#40 to #39 - lpplph (09/19/2013) [-]
Don't be a douche about it
#58 - mastercowschaos (09/20/2013) [-]
I was born on the same date as my birthday! How cool is that?
#18 - uruguayan (09/19/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: I was once the youngest person alive.
#65 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
My mother ran away before I was born.
My mother ran away before I was born.
User avatar #69 to #65 - justtoobasic (09/20/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #64 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
User avatar #77 to #64 - cormy (09/20/2013) [-]
How far can a dog run into the woods?

Halfway, then he's running out
#86 to #77 - scoobi (09/20/2013) [-]
These jokes got me. I'm thinking of one but for some reason, it's too hard.
#76 - stormtrooperbob (09/20/2013) [-]
I was once a man trapped in a womans body, then i was born.
User avatar #48 - capslockrage (09/19/2013) [-]
Man **** suicide, I would kill myself before I did that ****
User avatar #4 - traelos (09/19/2013) [-]
Everything in my life has come up to me reading that post...
User avatar #37 - basicargentinian (09/19/2013) [-]
I've been adicted to Oxigen since the moment I was concieved. I'd die without it.
User avatar #49 to #37 - trollofhalo (09/20/2013) [-]
I'd like to know more about this "Oxigen," what is it comprised of?
User avatar #54 to #49 - basicargentinian (09/20/2013) [-]
It's basically two Oxigen atoms covalently bonden, it's sweeet.
User avatar #63 to #54 - senseofpurpose (09/20/2013) [-]
I'd wanna trade that for some Oxygen
User avatar #73 to #63 - basicargentinian (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll trade you 3.5 Mols of it for 100mL of 35% Hcl solution.
User avatar #55 to #54 - trollofhalo (09/20/2013) [-]
Excelleeent
User avatar #82 - foreveraloneagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Statistics show that if your mother never had children, you won't either.
#33 - gaydilbert (09/19/2013) [-]
I told my teacher I really wanted too **** the Lorax and they just worriedly laughed
User avatar #75 - hidanfangirl (09/20/2013) [-]
My mother forced me to do oxygen since I was born. I'm addicted.
User avatar #91 to #75 - aldheim (09/20/2013) [-]
*before you were born.
User avatar #17 - unanimous (09/19/2013) [-]
I remember swimming through a dark passageway... Then hearing " **** , it broke"
User avatar #88 - wtfdontlickme (09/20/2013) [-]
My brother was an only child.
User avatar #93 to #88 - redrex (09/20/2013) [-]
adoption
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