So much nope.. . so this guy attaches a camera to his surfboard so he can take pictures of himself while surfing, It constantly took pictures, even while waitin
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So much nope.

so this guy attaches a camera to his surfboard so
he can take pictures of himself while surfing,
It constantly took pictures, even while waiting,
and this is one of the pictures he saw while going
through the camera.
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User avatar #4 - moltenmuffin (09/19/2013) [-]
Arent sharks like, not wanting to eat people?
#53 to #4 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
Sharks dont "want" anything. They are programmed to eat. They can and will eat anything and if it turns out not to be edible they will simply vomit it out.
#101 to #4 - alphadolan (09/19/2013) [-]
Like dude... Haven't you seen Jaws?
Like dude... Haven't you seen Jaws?
#144 to #4 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
Shark's nose and front cartlidge area is a super sensory organ. Firstly they'll sense your motion's vibration in the water from far away, 'splashing around' in water, which sounds like a creature in distress = free meal. Then they'll smell you, then they will bring their snout near to you. This snout is a magnetic sensory organ which is like 'x-raying' into your body to hear blood flow and your electrically based muscles and nervous system. After all those things check out, the shark will bite you, regardless of whether you are a seal, bird, human, whale or other. Shark will always attack humans, full stop, but only after they are satisfied that it is safe to do so, or, the person thrashes around a lot like a frightened animal.
User avatar #192 to #4 - hates (09/20/2013) [-]
Like trollinggenius said, when you're on your stomach on a surfboard, paddling to a wave, your silhouette looks like a seal. And just like baby humans, sharks find out what something is by putting it in their mouth. That's why shark victims usually only have one (large) bite, and not multiple bites.
User avatar #8 to #4 - brrigg (09/19/2013) [-]
it's less of a shark attack, and more of a shark investigation. they usually just take a bite to figure out what's goin on, but then they're all like "aw gross, a ****** human" and spit us out. i immagine we're the equivalent to grabbing a black licorice jelly bean, and expecting a grape one.
User avatar #197 to #8 - mattseven (09/20/2013) [-]
I like black licorice and hate grape... What is wrong with me??
User avatar #264 to #197 - brrigg (09/22/2013) [-]
well, you're definitely not a shark..
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollinggenius (09/19/2013) [-]
yes, but they do like to eat seals, and when youre on a surfboard, it gives of a silhouette thats shaped like a seal and they go for it.
#7 to #5 - jaypaul (09/19/2013) [-]
that's why most shark attacks are just one bite. they go up to chomp ya, get a taste, go wtf this 			*****		 aint a seal, and spit you out
that's why most shark attacks are just one bite. they go up to chomp ya, get a taste, go wtf this ***** aint a seal, and spit you out
User avatar #206 to #7 - coolcalx (09/20/2013) [-]
especially Bull sharks.

bull sharks have terrible eyesight, and they live in relatively murky waters, so they bump into things with their noses, and then just bite a giant ******* chunk out of it and be all like "dude this tastes like **** "

meanwhile, you're dying because a bull shark just removed 60% of the muscle in your right leg.
#65 to #7 - worried (09/19/2013) [-]
too bad their taste buds are in the back of their throats
User avatar #69 to #65 - zytherman (09/19/2013) [-]
If only their mouth was filled with some sort of water which would allow the blood to travel to the back of their throat fast.

If only they lived in the sea...
OH WAIT!
#73 to #69 - worried (09/19/2013) [-]
actually they prefer oceans but im obviously not a marine biologist like you
User avatar #74 to #73 - zytherman (09/19/2013) [-]
Im not, i've just got some common sense.
#86 to #74 - worried (09/19/2013) [-]
thats why blood attracts them but taste repulses them
#85 to #74 - worried (09/19/2013) [-]
what if i told you that the metallic taste of blood is similar but the taste of flesh is not?
#261 to #85 - richhobo (09/20/2013) [-]
I would believe you, But I don't believe people who block their profile so they won't get hate.
I would believe you, But I don't believe people who block their profile so they won't get hate.
#262 to #261 - worried (09/20/2013) [-]
had a guy stalk my profile and thumb down with all his proxies... im not the only person doing it
#99 to #73 - himynameiscarson (09/19/2013) [-]
sharks are often found in the straits in canada. and in the bay of fundy. soo... not just oceans.

a great white even
#196 to #99 - worried (09/20/2013) [-]
i said prefer, not are always found in.... oceans are a better feeding ground because prey is usually bigger so they tend to go for oceans
#31 to #5 - bakerboytom (09/19/2013) [-]
kind of like this?
User avatar #183 to #31 - mlpokeyuan (09/20/2013) [-]
We should make a surfboard that functions normally or better that doesn't make us look like dinner.
#227 to #183 - captnpl (09/20/2013) [-]
They're called boats.
User avatar #38 to #31 - trollinggenius (09/19/2013) [-]
yea exactly
User avatar #10 to #5 - kingxddd (09/19/2013) [-]
oooh
#113 to #10 - omnipotentsoap (09/19/2013) [-]
Here take this
Here take this
#2 - mattandstuff (09/19/2013) [-]
Sounds a little fishy to me
User avatar #71 to #2 - ningyoaijin (09/19/2013) [-]
That's not a "little fishy".
#147 to #2 - mistafishy (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe even... mistafishy...
#3 to #2 - rongkong ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#128 - hopskotch (09/19/2013) [-]
Ooooh 			****		. I have a phobia of the ocean, and this particular post contains all of my nope.
Ooooh **** . I have a phobia of the ocean, and this particular post contains all of my nope.
User avatar #234 to #128 - hypersilver (09/20/2013) [-]
The ocean is an amazing beautiful place full of wonder and enchantment... It freaks me out too.
User avatar #59 - illusiveman (09/19/2013) [-]
Sharks live in the ocean? Holy **** . I didn't know.
#66 to #59 - mushizombie (09/19/2013) [-]
You're a real funny guy.
You're a real funny guy.
User avatar #219 to #66 - illusiveman (09/20/2013) [-]
You can suck my dick
#102 - TheRandomFairy (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god nope
oh god nope
#93 - icametocomment (09/19/2013) [-]
At first I was like

BUT THEN I WAS LIKE

Nope. Nope. Uh uh. **** THAT **** .
#96 to #93 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
>icametocomment
>your comment sucks
>please don't come here to comment anymore thanks.
User avatar #127 to #96 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
Sorry for needlessly being a dick.
I just-I dunno, I was in a dickish mood.
I just got home and when I'm finally ready to eat then I cut my finger with the bread knife (why the **** is the bread knife so sharp, it's for cutting bread not me) then I was just mad and saw his post and assumed the asshole position by default.
I'm sorry, in fact, I would've ******* noped too.
This is me, yorker, admitting that I made a mistake and have acted like an asshole.
I don't care if you guys thumb this down just would like to clear this up.
Sorry again for being a grump.
User avatar #109 to #107 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
I like you.
let's be friends.
User avatar #123 to #109 - capslockrage (09/19/2013) [-]
You're a fag. don't cover up your faggotry.
User avatar #125 to #123 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
How does disliking ones post then recognizing that his comment was actually funny after I had made the mistake of assuming the asshole position make me a faggot?
User avatar #110 to #96 - levelninetynine (09/19/2013) [-]
Do you put crusty tampons up your butt?
User avatar #111 to #110 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
No-do you?
#33 - angelmatvey (09/19/2013) [-]
I am ******* terrified of sharks
User avatar #35 to #33 - waffies (09/19/2013) [-]
That pic looks familiar... i would say the comic Heart Shaped Skull, but........... wheres it from?
User avatar #41 to #35 - angelmatvey (09/19/2013) [-]
No, you're right! I ******* love that comic
#43 to #41 - waffies (09/19/2013) [-]
AND I ******* LOVE YOU!

<-- mf so far in responce to what has lately been revealed with Vicious... GAH i wish webcomics just updated the moment you read them ;-;
User avatar #46 to #43 - angelmatvey (09/19/2013) [-]
Hahaha ikr? Waiting always kills me, especially with such an awesome story!
Oh, stop it, you! I love you too
#77 to #46 - bonlino (09/19/2013) [-]
i don't care if your're not talking to me, i'm desperate.
#231 - isoscelessandwich (09/20/2013) [-]
And then I never went into the ocean ever again.    
   
The end.
And then I never went into the ocean ever again.

The end.
#106 - kingrui (09/19/2013) [-]
Sharks are dangerous
#94 - KingJuan (09/19/2013) [-]
They have sharks in the waters now?!
this is the sand dollar i found over the summer while on vacation... yes i really found it
User avatar #104 to #94 - zombiejunkie (09/19/2013) [-]
i think what its getting at is that he could of been eaten
User avatar #105 to #104 - KingJuan (09/19/2013) [-]
I know but I figured I would take the opportunity to make a terrible joke
User avatar #121 to #105 - capslockrage (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, you and half the other comments
#154 - cycloberrick (09/20/2013) [-]
when I first looked at this, I thought the foot on the left was a hand and the foot on the right was a really dark penis.    
   
I didn't even 			******		 notice the shark until looking at it for like 10 seconds because I didn't think a penis sticking through the surfboard was supposed to be the only part of the content   
   
help me.
when I first looked at this, I thought the foot on the left was a hand and the foot on the right was a really dark penis.

I didn't even ****** notice the shark until looking at it for like 10 seconds because I didn't think a penis sticking through the surfboard was supposed to be the only part of the content

help me.
User avatar #171 to #154 - brokenboulevard (09/20/2013) [-]
I thumbed for the Gif......

and the Gif alone....
#226 - frostylasers (09/20/2013) [-]
I have a fear of deep water. It freaks me out a little when I'm swimming at the beach and I can't see the ocean floor.
I have a fear of deep water. It freaks me out a little when I'm swimming at the beach and I can't see the ocean floor.
User avatar #126 - doombunni (09/19/2013) [-]
I've been bumped by a dolphin, had a shark brush up against my leg, and got tangled up in a jelly fish (worst. feeling. ever) while surfing.
User avatar #132 to #126 - Dwarf (09/20/2013) [-]
I once went for a jog and tripped over my dinger.
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User avatar #146 to #141 - Dwarf (09/20/2013) [-]
Your mom raises my donger.
#138 to #126 - evenzebrasroar (09/20/2013) [-]
one time I touched a goldfish
#133 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
+7
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#247 to #195 - patchesdacrazy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah, its more like,
"I have a hell of an awesome idea, Im gonna dress up as a seal, right? and Im gonna swim out there, you still following me, right out where there, where the sharks live, and this is the best part, where they are hunting for seals and **** that looks just like me!"
User avatar #186 - crazyeyedbioll (09/20/2013) [-]
**** the ocean
User avatar #188 to #186 - twi (09/20/2013) [-]
my dick is salty enough thank you
#190 to #188 - crazyeyedbioll (09/20/2013) [-]
who said I was giving a choice?
who said I was giving a choice?
User avatar #222 to #188 - becefalus (09/20/2013) [-]
Eat more fruit.
Makes you splooge sweeter.
#134 - kydazzle (09/20/2013) [-]
o.o
o.o
User avatar #135 to #134 - kingxddd (09/20/2013) [-]
o.o.oo.o.o.o.o.o.oo.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o
#16 - twofreegerbils (09/19/2013) [-]
2spooky
2spooky
User avatar #37 to #16 - falconi (09/19/2013) [-]
Omg why would you post that!
#40 to #16 - allennis (09/19/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #91 to #16 - mylazy (09/19/2013) [-]
Good movie.
#130 to #16 - twofreegerbils (09/19/2013) [-]
&gt;mfw I got 13 red thumbs on this gif because it creeped people out
>mfw I got 13 red thumbs on this gif because it creeped people out
#29 to #16 - studbeefpile (09/19/2013) [-]
Well 			****		 you too.
Well **** you too.
User avatar #139 to #29 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
isn't that one of the characters from battle tanks
#140 to #139 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah bro, good eye.

That game was, is, and always will be the **** .......In a good way.
User avatar #142 to #140 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
me and my brother try to beat it at least once a year
User avatar #143 to #142 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
That's a good tradition.



Team Deathmatch on Crossfire was the **** .
User avatar #145 to #143 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
nah we just like planting nukes then running like hell
User avatar #148 to #145 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
This is what you gotta do:

Grab some nukes.

Grab some teleporters.

Deploy dem bitches.

Try to time a teleport so that you avoid the blast wave.
User avatar #149 to #148 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
did that before just teleported next to it when it went off
User avatar #150 to #149 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
It happens.

The freaking convoy missions on the campaign sucked balls though.

Everything else.....

s'perfect.
User avatar #151 to #150 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
I find the hostage missions the most annoying
User avatar #152 to #151 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
They can be kinda time consuming, but at least you're in control.

The convoy missions feel like they're up to luck more than anything to me.

Game still kicks ******* ass though. Racing through the bridge level with all the mines everywhere is the best. Gotta do it with the moto tanks though.
User avatar #155 to #152 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
my favorite was shredder
User avatar #159 to #155 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
I believe that's from the original Battletanx. I only ever played Global Assault.
User avatar #199 to #159 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
it's in Global assault
User avatar #238 to #199 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
I found something referencing it being in Global Assault, but I don't remember it at all. We're talking N64 right?
User avatar #257 to #238 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
its only for PlayStation version
#235 to #199 - studbeefpile (09/20/2013) [-]
This thing?
User avatar #258 to #235 - tankerdude (09/20/2013) [-]
yup, fear his power
User avatar #45 to #16 - alstorp (09/19/2013) [-]
>People thumbing you down because they are afraid of spiders
User avatar #220 to #45 - anonymouscat (09/20/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk. Full of people that can makes jokes about terrible events and laugh at them.

Cry like bitches when someone mentions a spider.
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