manliness. . 2013 National Beard and Moustache Champion. give that man a viking helmet.
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User avatar #2 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
give that man a viking helmet.
User avatar #91 to #2 - commontroll (09/19/2013) [-]
I viking would never have a beard that long, it could be grabbed in battle and you've got a built in weak spot.
#4 to #2 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
#42 to #4 - kirkbot (09/19/2013) [-]
funfact: real vikings did not havve horned helmets
funfact: real vikings did not havve horned helmets
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User avatar #153 to #4 - reican (10/05/2013) [-]
some did, but they were usually the beserkers which also had a bad status as drug addicts and were avoided unless needed for protection during explorations. and even then there was a certain risk they might snap and go berserk on the ones they were accompanying.
#116 to #3 - rieskimo (09/19/2013) [-]
That's what I keep telling my self

MFW
#15 - angelusprimus (09/19/2013) [-]
I AM DURIN SON OF THORIN STONEHELM!
TIME HAS COME FOR DWARVES TO RETURN TO MORIA! TIME HAS COME FOR KHAZAD-DUM TO BE REBORN!
WHO WILL FOLLOW ME TO THE HOMELAND, WHO WILL FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!?!?!
#52 to #15 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
OH my **** , I have never been so thoroughly amused in awhile. Thank you internet stranger.
#37 to #15 - Milos (09/19/2013) [-]
You have my axe.
User avatar #44 to #37 - nazrix ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
put....down...the axe
#40 - mephiblis ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
#28 - konradkurze (09/19/2013) [-]
watch out
the neck frill spreads out when theyre ready to spit slime that paralyzes you
#29 to #28 - plwmar (09/19/2013) [-]
wish I could thumb you up.lol'd a bit
#5 - vladstronsy (09/19/2013) [-]
A good day has been had.
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#73 to #33 - superassassin (09/19/2013) [-]
Nice try, southerner. Go jump of a cliff...

Oh wait, you don't have any cliffs.
#150 to #5 - anon (09/19/2013) [-]
**** off you Norwegian little faggot.
#13 - darthblam ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
This is for you reican.

This man NEEDED a Viking helmet... and a war axe...
User avatar #27 to #13 - zerotzallander (09/19/2013) [-]
Viking helmets didn't have horns
User avatar #154 to #27 - reican (10/05/2013) [-]
vikings also tended to make their beards look more " respectable" Vikings did not use horns for their helmets, but some berserkers did. But they were often shunned due to the addiction to mushroom which many among them had. which led to the myth about vikings with horned helmets that came and plundered and violated people while being in a great rage with bushy beards and dirt in their faces. which was actually frowned upon because it was a religious thing to be clean, have a fine beard that was tended to ( which symbolized strength and honor in some way) which is why the saturdays in the nordic like in Norway is called Lørdag =/= laugardagn the day they had to take a bath no matter what. so that they would be clean for the upcoming week.
#9 - shrapnelleader (09/19/2013) [-]
It's glorious!
It's glorious!
#23 - omegadynasty (09/19/2013) [-]
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#10 - antzell (09/19/2013) [-]
Noob
User avatar #35 to #10 - seras ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Is that the guy who broke his neck by stepping on his beard?
#36 - Milos (09/19/2013) [-]
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#49 - nimblewalrus (09/19/2013) [-]
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#25 - Ulmer (09/19/2013) [-]
Amateurs.
#102 - bdowns (09/19/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Demons Souls ** I'm 19 and cant even grow a beard yet
User avatar #135 to #102 - happytimesfome ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
da roll
User avatar #146 to #102 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
We might never be able
#6 - include (09/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #6 - jaknik (09/19/2013) [-]
Taking a break from all those worries, sure would help alot.....
User avatar #16 to #14 - bobsagget (09/19/2013) [-]
wouldn't you like to get away?
User avatar #17 to #16 - jaknik (09/19/2013) [-]
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bobsagget (09/19/2013) [-]
and they're always glad you came
User avatar #20 to #18 - jaknik (09/19/2013) [-]
you wanna be where you can see the troubles are all the same
User avatar #22 to #20 - bobsagget (09/19/2013) [-]
you wanna be where everybody knows your name
User avatar #19 to #18 - bobsagget (09/19/2013) [-]
(giggety)
#32 - beroty (09/19/2013) [-]
"Son,I'm proud!"
User avatar #128 - alekksandar (09/19/2013) [-]
A real man would rip his beard off and sew it back on using scissors and barbed wire.
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