Gramps got game.. . So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, can I help you find anything else toda
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Gramps got game.

So I work at a photo lab and an
elderly woman came up to pay and
after each transaction I have I ask,
can I help you find anything else
today?" She responded with, "A
million bucks." The elderly man
behind her said, "h/ lawn, if you want
a million bucks, just look in the
mirror.'' Her jaw dropped and she
was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and
his pussy game is immortal.
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Submitted: 09/18/2013
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#68 to #1 - aquamagnus (09/19/2013) [-]
Damn, i wish i had posted that pic. Had it in my folder, too. Maybe with that many thumbs i'd be able to thumb things now too.
#62 to #1 - seiga (09/19/2013) [-]
Sir, this...this is the most amazing post I have seen of my time. It speaks volumes to me. 'Tis like poetry of the gods, sung by a choir of angels. Of how the pussy game is ridiculous.
#22 - mehten (09/19/2013) [-]
"his pussy game is immortal."   
   
 But really, that's some classy 			****		.
"his pussy game is immortal."

But really, that's some classy **** .
#4 - lolmasterx (09/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#57 - hotschurl (09/19/2013) [-]
I read that as "potato lab" at frist, mfw spending 10 seconds thinking about what a potato lab is for
I read that as "potato lab" at frist, mfw spending 10 seconds thinking about what a potato lab is for
#71 to #57 - liquidz (09/19/2013) [-]
Potato experiments
User avatar #14 - scootapoo (09/18/2013) [-]
thats not very nice, calling her green and wrinkly
User avatar #15 to #14 - harrisonfordor (09/18/2013) [-]
or plastic end edgy.
#29 to #15 - creepyunclebob (09/19/2013) [-]
Or made up of about 55 pounds of gold.
#13 - kimkve (09/18/2013) [-]
I do, as OP too, work in a photolab and the other day i had a young, shy lady costumer in to pick up here cup with photo on. Naturally it is boxed and she rushed out without looking at it. A few minutes later her mother came rushing in yelling that we could not keep up doing like this and it was ridiculous from a big firm to give out black cups, how are customers gonna see their picture?!

I just took the cup, walk in the back room, poured hot water in said cup, walked out and the cup slowly turned white with a nice family picture on.... In dead silence i smiled like sheldon cooper and whispered the word: "magic..."

Easy to say that it impressed the rest of the customers in the store and the mother complaining, so i had to explain to everyone that it is called a magic cup and can be easily ordered from our website or selfhelp machines.

... expecting a lot of those in a couple of days.
#20 to #13 - ButtonFly (09/19/2013) [-]
Awesome.
Awesome.
#44 - omizzle (09/19/2013) [-]
The bitches be smitten, so quicken and get the dick in.
#50 to #44 - vgmddg ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what a loan company has to do with this.
#51 to #50 - omizzle (09/19/2013) [-]
You loan her the boner so when you get in bed you own her.
#53 to #51 - vgmddg ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I thought the whole owning people thing was over and done with. Slavery is illegal now.
#86 to #53 - omizzle (09/19/2013) [-]
That depends on where you live hombre.
User avatar #54 to #51 - rageattheusername (09/19/2013) [-]
You got rhyme son.
User avatar #60 to #44 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
calm down there slim shady
#41 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
"You'll be smitten"
"You'll be smitten"
#18 - titaniums (09/18/2013) [-]
I've been watching too much game grumps
#47 to #18 - kiermatv (09/19/2013) [-]
is that George R.R. Martin?
is that George R.R. Martin?
#27 to #18 - smellmyfaceforswag (09/19/2013) [-]
they never finished sonic '06...
#46 to #27 - jugularj ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
And Jon still hasn't uploaded a new Jontron....
And Jon still hasn't uploaded a new Jontron....
#34 - ronnnycombo (09/19/2013) [-]
**ronnnycombo rolled a random comment #215112 posted by the one and only at Shin Anime Social Board ** :don't lie, you want this cancerous room. 
 <-- This is my usual pick up line. Works every time....
**ronnnycombo rolled a random comment #215112 posted by the one and only at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
don't lie, you want this cancerous room.
<-- This is my usual pick up line. Works every time....
User avatar #74 - lordbyronxiv (09/19/2013) [-]
I wish I had a father.
#65 - departed (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure her jaw isn't the only thing she dropped.
I'm sure her jaw isn't the only thing she dropped.
User avatar #67 to #65 - departed (09/19/2013) [-]
Her grannie panties.
#73 to #65 - thebeatlesfan (09/19/2013) [-]
the bass?
#58 - rosietheamazon (09/19/2013) [-]
pussy game.   
oh yeah.
pussy game.
oh yeah.
User avatar #2 - avarius (09/18/2013) [-]
Could someone explain please why she should look in the mirror for a million dollars?
have seen it twice now and still can't figure it out..
User avatar #69 to #2 - errdayimfjing (09/19/2013) [-]
She had a million dollars stuck to her dress, and she didn't know it was there, so if she looked in the mirror she would've noticed it.
#5 to #2 - allennis (09/18/2013) [-]
Are you serious?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thekingofwubs (09/18/2013) [-]
Her beauty was worth a million dollars.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Furubatsu (09/18/2013) [-]
You never herd of the phrase "Look like a million dollars"?
#7 to #6 - avarius (09/18/2013) [-]
to be honest, no...   
natively german if that makes it any less bad
to be honest, no...
natively german if that makes it any less bad
User avatar #9 to #7 - Furubatsu (09/18/2013) [-]
Ah, ok then. It was a very popular boast/compliment back up until around the 90's in America. It basically either means "you look like you're worth a million dollars" or "You look like you can afford to spend a million dollars".
#11 to #9 - avarius (09/18/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
User avatar #16 to #7 - harrisonfordor (09/18/2013) [-]
Made me think of those two foreign guys from family guy who almost have English down. "Ya man, She was totally much wanting my sex after I called her a dollars million."
#8 to #7 - avarius (09/18/2013) [-]
and the second line is supposed to be small, buck
and the second line is supposed to be small, buck
#10 to #8 - Furubatsu (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW someone posts Castiel on FJ
MFW someone posts Castiel on FJ
#87 to #85 - jellybaby (09/20/2013) [-]
Jensen Quackles!
Jensen Quackles!
#88 to #87 - powellrebecca (09/20/2013) [-]
*******		 lol'd at that omg. genius hahahah   
   
 WORMSTACHE   
   
gif related.. obviously. ^_^
******* lol'd at that omg. genius hahahah

WORMSTACHE

gif related.. obviously. ^_^
#89 to #88 - jellybaby (09/20/2013) [-]
Haha (:
Haha (:
#91 to #89 - powellrebecca (09/20/2013) [-]
my personal favorite hah
my personal favorite hah
#92 to #91 - jellybaby (09/21/2013) [-]
I love that one
I love that one
#25 to #7 - powellrebecca (09/19/2013) [-]
i freaking love Misha&lt;3
i freaking love Misha<3
#55 to #6 - myjunkisntfunny (09/19/2013) [-]
no "you look like a million bucks"
User avatar #19 - eskaywalker (09/19/2013) [-]
*roll pìcture* MFW Pussy Game...
#49 to #19 - xgeneration ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #4376022 at Click an item and pick it up **
mfw no face
#35 to #19 - articulate ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
**articulate rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Hell eventually swallowed it back up **





#32 to #19 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
#33 to #32 - tepe ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
**tepe rolled a random image posted in comment #6051192 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** MFW Pussy game
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#23 to #21 - eskaywalker (09/19/2013) [-]
Also, big fingers...
User avatar #78 - lorkhan (09/19/2013) [-]
I bet OP is black.
#56 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/19/2013) [-]
There's an old guy who always comes to our area mcdonald's and when you ask if he wants anything else he says a million bucks. i always laugh and die a little inside.
There's an old guy who always comes to our area mcdonald's and when you ask if he wants anything else he says a million bucks. i always laugh and die a little inside.
#48 - douthit (09/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like my grandpaw.
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