Gramps got game.. . So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, can I help you find anything else toda
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Gramps got game.

So I work at a photo lab and an
elderly woman came up to pay and
after each transaction I have I ask,
can I help you find anything else
today?" She responded with, "A
million bucks." The elderly man
behind her said, "h/ lawn, if you want
a million bucks, just look in the
mirror.'' Her jaw dropped and she
was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and
his pussy game is immortal.
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Submitted: 09/18/2013
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#1 - theafroman (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - avarius (09/18/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Could someone explain please why she should look in the mirror for a million dollars?
have seen it twice now and still can't figure it out..
User avatar #6 to #2 - Furubatsu (09/18/2013) [-]
You never herd of the phrase "Look like a million dollars"?
User avatar #19 - eskaywalker (09/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
*roll pìcture* MFW Pussy Game...
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#13 - kimkve (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I do, as OP too, work in a photolab and the other day i had a young, shy lady costumer in to pick up here cup with photo on. Naturally it is boxed and she rushed out without looking at it. A few minutes later her mother came rushing in yelling that we could not keep up doing like this and it was ridiculous from a big firm to give out black cups, how are customers gonna see their picture?!

I just took the cup, walk in the back room, poured hot water in said cup, walked out and the cup slowly turned white with a nice family picture on.... In dead silence i smiled like sheldon cooper and whispered the word: "magic..."

Easy to say that it impressed the rest of the customers in the store and the mother complaining, so i had to explain to everyone that it is called a magic cup and can be easily ordered from our website or selfhelp machines.

... expecting a lot of those in a couple of days.
#22 - mehten ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
"his pussy game is immortal."   
   
 But really, that's some classy 						****					.
"his pussy game is immortal."

But really, that's some classy **** .
#18 - titaniums (09/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I've been watching too much game grumps
User avatar #14 - scootapoo (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats not very nice, calling her green and wrinkly
#4 - lolmasterx (09/18/2013) [-]
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#57 - hotschurl (09/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read that as "potato lab" at frist, mfw spending 10 seconds thinking about what a potato lab is for
I read that as "potato lab" at frist, mfw spending 10 seconds thinking about what a potato lab is for
#44 - omizzle (09/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The bitches be smitten, so quicken and get the dick in.
#51 to #50 - omizzle (09/19/2013) [-]
You loan her the boner so when you get in bed you own her.
#41 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
"You'll be smitten"
"You'll be smitten"
#34 - ronnnycombo (09/19/2013) [-]
**ronnnycombo rolled a random comment #215112 posted by the one and only at Shin Anime Social Board ** :don't lie, you want this cancerous room. 
 <-- This is my usual pick up line. Works every time....
**ronnnycombo rolled a random comment #215112 posted by the one and only at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
don't lie, you want this cancerous room.
<-- This is my usual pick up line. Works every time....
User avatar #74 - lordbyronxiv (09/19/2013) [-]
I wish I had a father.
#65 - departed (09/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sure her jaw isn't the only thing she dropped.
I'm sure her jaw isn't the only thing she dropped.
#58 - rosietheamazon (09/19/2013) [-]
pussy game.   
oh yeah.
pussy game.
oh yeah.
User avatar #78 - lorkhan ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I bet OP is black.
#56 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/19/2013) [-]
There's an old guy who always comes to our area mcdonald's and when you ask if he wants anything else he says a million bucks. i always laugh and die a little inside.
There's an old guy who always comes to our area mcdonald's and when you ask if he wants anything else he says a million bucks. i always laugh and die a little inside.
#48 - douthit (09/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like my grandpaw.
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