Do you know Colin?. . Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know the
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Do you know Colin?

Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You
know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name
someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss calls his bluff,
Okay Colin, how about Tom Cruise?"
Sure; yes. Tom and I are old friends, and I can
prove it."
So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock on Tom Cruise' s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise
shouts, "Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend
come right in and join me for lunch!" Although
impressed, Colin' s boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise' s house, he tells Colin that
he thinks Colin' s knowing Cruise was lucky. "No, no,
just name anyone else," Colin says. "President
Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Colin says, " I
know him. Let' s fly to DC. "And off they go. At the
White House, President Obama spots Colin on a tour
and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Colin!
What a surprise! I was just on my way to a meeting,
but you and your friend come on and we' ll have a cup
of coffee first and catch up."
Well the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
totally convinced. After they leave the White House
grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again
implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from
Poland, and We known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Colin and his boss are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Colin says, "This will never work. I can' t catch the
Pope' s eye among all these people. Tell you what; I
know the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I' ll
come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Colin emerges
with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Colin
returns, he finds his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded with paramedics. Working his way to his
boss' s side, Colin asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
the Pope came out on the balcony. And then the man
next to me said, 'Who the **** is that on the balcony
with Colin?"
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User avatar #1 - ilovehue (09/18/2013) [-]
Whoa, I went to high school with that guy.
#2 to #1 - legendofbearo ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Wait...are we talking about Colin?
User avatar #3 to #2 - itemexchange (09/18/2013) [-]
you cant be thinking of the same colin that i met
#4 to #3 - mrcallahan (09/18/2013) [-]
How could he not remember Colin?
#5 to #4 - ragingspacepanda ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
That ****** didn't know Colin
User avatar #31 to #4 - itemexchange (09/18/2013) [-]
where did i say i dont remember.....
#6 to #1 - mynameisawesomeman (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude! THE Colin?!
User avatar #16 to #6 - moobur ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
My name is Colin ._.
User avatar #80 to #69 - thinegame (09/18/2013) [-]
>world news
>local bro
User avatar #113 to #80 - oishiine (09/18/2013) [-]
Local to the FJ Community
#48 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
MWF Obama was elected in 2008 And the polish Pope died in 2005
User avatar #68 to #48 - sagedivinity (09/18/2013) [-]
So what
User avatar #88 to #68 - mcbrosephson (09/18/2013) [-]
The pope in this story is from Poland. The last Polish pope was the Blessed Pope John Paul II. He (John Paul II) died in 2005, way before Obama was even in office.
User avatar #96 to #88 - sagedivinity (09/18/2013) [-]
Ah thanks
User avatar #106 to #100 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
I didn't look back at the story when I commented on that. I forgot he said President Obama. My bad.
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User avatar #107 to #105 - mcbrosephson (09/18/2013) [-]
It says in the story "President Obama"
User avatar #168 to #107 - Dwarf (09/19/2013) [-]
I know; that's why I corrected it up there. I was hoping you wouldn't see this comment before I finished that.
User avatar #171 to #168 - mcbrosephson (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, it's ok. I didn't see it because I was not online
#60 to #48 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6053778 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** MWF YWF
User avatar #94 to #48 - viscerys (09/18/2013) [-]
To be honest, the Polish Pope's death doesn't really warrant a spoiler, unless you're keeping an eye out for folk from the past.
#178 to #94 - ripgeckosncherios (09/28/2013) [-]
keeping an eye out
priceless
User avatar #36 - DeathKnight (09/18/2013) [-]
>gets to meet president obama and have a meeting with him
>still skeptical

the **** kind of person is this.
User avatar #40 to #36 - skeptical (09/18/2013) [-]
I'd still be skeptical no matter who it was
User avatar #42 to #40 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I dont know i would test him on a nonfamous person or two, like google a story about some random guy in china and test that a time or two. At that point I'd be like.. **** it you know everyone, I think we need to have you appear in all our advertising.
#44 to #42 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
you dont seem to get the joke.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
how so?
#51 to #45 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
look at his username.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
oh. well i feel like an idiot now.

skeptical skeptical skeptical
#54 to #52 - skeptical (09/18/2013) [-]
all good   
all forgiven   
love everywhere   
free hug
all good
all forgiven
love everywhere
free hug
#38 - trainverse (09/18/2013) [-]
How could you not know Colin? Such a sexy beast
User avatar #49 to #38 - doctorque (09/18/2013) [-]
******* colin
#66 to #38 - cakershaker (09/18/2013) [-]
i never get to use this
User avatar #72 to #66 - robskul (09/18/2013) [-]
oh god
#165 to #66 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
The mouth needs to be wider. I think then it wouldn't look so freakin creepy.
User avatar #50 to #38 - teleamachus (09/18/2013) [-]
I was really hoping I wasn't the only one thinking of Mr. Mochrie!
#70 to #38 - walkerjam (09/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 - snolo (09/18/2013) [-]
The lightbulb actually did it.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Eralus (09/18/2013) [-]
Colin is a good friend to the lightbulb. It didn't want to let him down.
User avatar #110 to #15 - jamieswhiteshirt (09/18/2013) [-]
I wish I had a reaction pic that could portray how much I laughed at this.
User avatar #126 to #15 - ompalomper (09/18/2013) [-]
this is one of those rare comments that are just perfect in every way
User avatar #174 to #15 - smokeythbear (09/19/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #158 to #15 - mulciber ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Dear god...not a single of the thumbs you have are red.
#18 - Gigsta (09/18/2013) [-]
not that guy again
not that guy again
User avatar #20 - meganinja (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you guys know Colin too?
User avatar #33 to #20 - chuckbillrow (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah man, everyone knows Colin
#9 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
I haven't seen Colin in a long time. I wonder how he's doing.
#102 to #9 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
he died.
User avatar #104 - gongthehawkeye (09/18/2013) [-]
Collin's a dick.

****** owes me $20.
#129 to #104 - yorker (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, $20 you'll never get back, but think, it only cost you $20 to have the ****** never bother you again.
User avatar #145 to #104 - biggrand (09/18/2013) [-]
he owes you $20 because he owed me $5 to pay for the ****** marijuana we injected in 59 during the war of 1812 when we were fighting the nazies
User avatar #109 to #104 - catsareforcancer (09/18/2013) [-]
Made me pay for everything on my birthday.
User avatar #121 to #109 - tenthdivine (09/18/2013) [-]
He asked me to help him get his new "smallish" couch in his house and it turned out to be a sectional!

******* Collin...
#32 - pappathethird (09/18/2013) [-]
boss' fw   
   
 He he, it's Colin Firth
boss' fw

He he, it's Colin Firth
#41 - commontroll ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW Colin.
MFW Colin.
#74 - highhopes (09/18/2013) [-]
Apparently I'm the only one on this planet who doesn't know Colin...
User avatar #137 to #74 - puremadmentalged (09/18/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled user donaldducksdick **
Of course you know Colin!
It's Colin, everybody knows Colin, even this guy.
#98 to #74 - karidagur ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Dont worry he knows you
#78 to #74 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
How can you NOT know him....?
Seriously, where do you live to not have meet him at least once?
User avatar #76 to #74 - lolkoi (09/18/2013) [-]
But in soviet russia Colin knows you
#149 - sharksloveme (09/18/2013) [-]
I pictured Mochrie. He is best Colin.
I pictured Mochrie. He is best Colin.
#63 - candymankill (09/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#167 - imayan (09/19/2013) [-]
What Top 3?

I was just trying to get to level 2 so I can thumb stuff

#125 - yorker (09/18/2013) [-]
Everyone at school knows me, and it's really weird.

Honestly I'm so terrible with names random people will always say hi then I don't know what to do.

I wish I had Colin's power.
User avatar #166 to #125 - epicsandvich (09/19/2013) [-]
I can relate. I do a lot of plays and stuff for local drama groups, but I never really talk to anyone else besides my co-actors about the plays...but everyone seems to know me.

also everyone knows me because of my sister, but I have no idea who these people are.


freaks me the **** out sometimes.
User avatar #117 - psychfouronenine (09/18/2013) [-]
I know two Colins. One's a drummer, pretty chill dude. The other stole my holographic Charizard in 3rd grade. **** that guy.
User avatar #62 - kafudamapla (09/18/2013) [-]
If your life depends on who you know more than what you know, why does Colin have a boss?
User avatar #59 - breadbasket (09/18/2013) [-]
but who was pope?
#8 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
Where's the punchline?
User avatar #37 to #8 - tittylovin (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, it's not in the title, which is what I'm used to now, so I have no idea.
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