A Whole Fucking Barrel of the stuff. Source: Imgur. f SELECT _‘ ESSEX wta BUY THE BARREL. Hey Donkey Kong... You're never gonna believe this...
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#81 - dharkmoswen (09/18/2013) [-]
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Can't believe nobody thought of this yet >.>
User avatar #8 - RazzberryRipper (09/18/2013) [-]
Hey Donkey Kong... You're never gonna believe this...
User avatar #68 - MrSunday (09/18/2013) [-]
Well I went and priced the barrel.. anywhosle, assuming that this is a standard 53 gallon barrel, it would hold 267.5 750ml bottles of single barrel whiskey. Online I found bottles on sale for $47.98ea. 267.5*47.98= $12,834.78. So go buy that barrel!!!!! its 24.74% off!!!

without tax.. 6% here
#77 - ggdhindo (09/18/2013) [-]
******		 costco
****** costco
User avatar #80 to #77 - ridivey (09/18/2013) [-]
so the daughter is thinking about giving charity to her homeless dad?
#82 to #80 - ggdhindo (09/18/2013) [-]
i... i guess
i... i guess
User avatar #72 - jacobomexicano (09/18/2013) [-]
Could I dump it out and fill it with good whiskey?
User avatar #88 to #72 - articulate (09/18/2013) [-]
They have manly commercials though.
#104 to #72 - worried (09/18/2013) [-]
thats sacrilege, think of all the starving africans who have to go without alcohol?
User avatar #78 to #72 - warioteam (09/18/2013) [-]
The only problem I have with it is that i think it's too pricey for what they are selling.
Its like the Apple of whiskey.
User avatar #73 to #72 - sanguinesolitude (09/18/2013) [-]
while jack daniels isnt one of my favorites, it is a quality product.
#97 - Fwimble (09/18/2013) [-]
****		 getting a car
**** getting a car
User avatar #101 to #97 - theholytoast (09/18/2013) [-]
that is the cutest gif ive ever seen
#6 - stallzfortime (09/18/2013) [-]
its not an actual barrel its a promotional thing i work for a warehouse that shipped them to retail stores
User avatar #98 - thecrakasmaker (09/18/2013) [-]
At the Jack Daniels brewery if anyone buys one of those barrels they get a plaque with their name on it on a wall.
User avatar #1 - dishesaredone (09/17/2013) [-]
how would you get the stuff out of it. that barrel i most likely empty and just for show.
User avatar #12 to #1 - localbees (09/18/2013) [-]
With a drill and a bit of tubing. Just chug it all.
User avatar #2 to #1 - silverrifle (09/17/2013) [-]
You can always buy a tap and tap the bottle . Setting a valve in to have it pour out like a old keg.
User avatar #10 to #2 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
a tap with a valve... I think it i called a spigot.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Lambda (09/18/2013) [-]
You take it out from the bunghole.
User avatar #9 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
I actually drank JD once, I didn't like it.
User avatar #36 to #9 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
Where the **** are you from?
User avatar #56 to #36 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
btw, have you tried the captains coffee?
User avatar #57 to #56 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I have not...
User avatar #58 to #57 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
instead of Irish coffee with whipped cream and brown sugar in it, just take captain morgan, coffee and milk. the coffee makes sure it doesn't get too sweet, but you taste all the greatness.
User avatar #59 to #58 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
***** , you should right a cook book.
User avatar #60 to #59 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
well i am a chef...
User avatar #37 to #36 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
Norway, where they sell bottled water to the equivalent of 10$, when you can get the same for free at home.
User avatar #38 to #37 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
bottlewater =/= canned water
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
you can get both, really.
User avatar #40 to #39 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I want canned water now...
User avatar #41 to #40 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
you can get the same from the sink at home here in Norway, we don't have it all packed with chlorine and **** . But clean yet fresh water.
User avatar #42 to #41 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
besides, canned water is very dissatisfying.
User avatar #43 to #42 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
but it's canned water... I think you've been spoiled.
User avatar #44 to #43 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
i was given it as a 'free sample' once, never buy it. especially because it costs just as much as beer. and that isn't cheap in Norway.
User avatar #45 to #44 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I'd like to try it, cans stay cool longer than water...
User avatar #46 to #45 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
but also takes longer time to cool down.
User avatar #47 to #46 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
Stick 2 in the freezer, rest in the fridge, take the two out of the freezer and drink em, by then the ones in the fridge are cool ;)
User avatar #48 to #47 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
waste of money, why buy water at 4$ a can, when you can have it for free and get it just as cool at home.
User avatar #49 to #48 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
BECAUSE IT'S CANNED MOTHER ******* WATER
User avatar #50 to #49 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
trust me, it ain't worth it, it taste of disappointment.
User avatar #51 to #50 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
Check your privilege.
User avatar #52 to #51 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
I can buy canned Jamaican ginger beer.
now that is good.
User avatar #53 to #52 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I hate ginger beer, it feels spikey.
User avatar #54 to #53 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
huh, try it with vodka. less spikey. more awesomeness
#69 to #54 - MrSunday (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
Try I shall.
User avatar #63 to #9 - chubbisavior (09/18/2013) [-]
Really? Jack is the only spirit I like the taste of
User avatar #105 to #9 - useroftheLOLZ (09/18/2013) [-]
To me, it tastes like motor oil, Ima just going to stick with Vodka for now
User avatar #87 to #9 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Same here, I nearly threw up when I took a shot because of the taste.

I still drank the bottle though, because **** I'm not wasting that money.
#11 to #9 - captnpl (09/18/2013) [-]
Have him eat pineapple first, it's supposed to make it taste better.
#13 to #11 - fragman ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Or maybe just, you know... buy real whisky?
User avatar #14 to #13 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I believe you missed the joke, allow me to help you out.

reican said "I actually drank JD once, I didn't like it." The JD he was referring to the whiskey, however due to captnpl's superior mind, he took the sentence and added a twist by implying that the JD he's talking about wasn't the whiskey but in fact a male!
We know this as he says "have him" meaning JD is a male in his comment, the pineapple part is there as according to many people pineapple makes cum taste nicer, thus making a joke in which he indirectly called reican gay or at least implied he sucked a dick!
#15 to #14 - fragman ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
oh. I brushed that one off as some guy with bad english skills. thank you for pointing it out.
User avatar #16 to #15 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #21 to #16 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
nah, Jack Daniels, it's not that great. but the famous grouse is good.
User avatar #22 to #21 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #23 to #22 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
you got to try different brands m8.
User avatar #24 to #23 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I think you responded to the wrong person, look what i've written.
User avatar #25 to #24 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm just trying to recommend a better brand.
User avatar #26 to #25 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
I know what whiskeys I like already
User avatar #27 to #26 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
not everyone on this site know that yet.
User avatar #28 to #27 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
What do you expect when the average age of the site is well below the legal drinking age (of most countries)
User avatar #29 to #28 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
I will give them a good start for when they are allowed, so that they wont start with the bad stuff.
User avatar #30 to #29 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
"bad stuff" is all about personal taste, I can't stand famous grouse, but I quite like Jack Daniels
User avatar #31 to #30 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
well at least one should teach them to avoid light beer
User avatar #32 to #31 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
Hey, light beer is great for hydration!
User avatar #33 to #32 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
that's what you got water for.
User avatar #34 to #33 - beautifull (09/18/2013) [-]
You can't get water in a can.
User avatar #35 to #34 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
yes you can.
#74 to #14 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm very stoned and I'm very happy with this explanation.
#92 - verycoolcat ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Jack Single barrel is the best tasting whiskey that won't break the bank.
User avatar #100 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
maybe if it was something.. good?
#106 to #100 - wolfypolli (12/03/2013) [-]
Your opinion is wrong, and you should feel wrong.
Your opinion is wrong, and you should feel wrong.
User avatar #107 to #106 - navadae (12/03/2013) [-]
you`re a few months late there
#108 to #107 - wolfypolli (12/03/2013) [-]
Wait..   
How did I even get to this content? I was just browsing front page.
Wait..
How did I even get to this content? I was just browsing front page.
User avatar #109 to #108 - navadae (12/03/2013) [-]
ninjas
#110 to #109 - wolfypolli (12/03/2013) [-]
But I'm allergic to ninjas.
User avatar #111 to #110 - navadae (12/03/2013) [-]
they know that, why do you think they lead you here?

soon, this shall be your grave
#112 to #111 - wolfypolli (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm too young to die. There's still so much porn I wanted to watch.
I'm too young to die. There's still so much porn I wanted to watch.
#85 - xxxgnipsxxx (09/18/2013) [-]
What's cool is you can put water in an empty barrel and after some amount of time it will be slightly weak whiskey. You can do this multiple times because it soaks into the barrel. Or so said my tour guide at the Jack Daniels factory.
User avatar #62 - malici (09/18/2013) [-]
Who's going to pay ten thousand dollars for a barrel of Jack Daniels?
#66 to #62 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
The same person that would pay $10 for a thousandth of a barrel (although I have no idea if it's sold in that amount and/or at that price).
User avatar #83 to #66 - chthulhu (09/18/2013) [-]
750 ML comes out to around 40-50$ depending on where you live, and a standard barrel is 53 gallons, which comes out to around 200.627 Litres.
#67 to #62 - tvrulestwo (09/18/2013) [-]
Single barrel jack is hands down the best jack so everyone one who likes whiskey will,including myself
#71 to #67 - sepheroth (09/18/2013) [-]
Have you tried the Rye yet?
User avatar #70 to #62 - sepheroth (09/18/2013) [-]
My brother and I are definitely going to go halvsies on a barrel sometime down the line. Between $4500 and $6000 each for a barrel that we get to personally select from the Distillery.

You get to go there, taste samples from different barrels and pick the one of your own choosing.
User avatar #99 - Pedosnake (09/18/2013) [-]
It would cost 2 grand less to buy that much in bottles and put it in a barrel....
User avatar #103 to #99 - fuzzum (09/18/2013) [-]
No acutally it would not. It's not their normal stuff it's the "single barrel" there tier 3, highest quality stuff.

If you do the math on a liter of single barrel and then do the math on this it's about a $2000 savings.
User avatar #94 - vedgetable (09/18/2013) [-]
**** yes..
User avatar #93 - ethank (09/18/2013) [-]
id buy it.
#86 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
How much money can fit in it?
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