Oh, Ringo.. . French kissing aka tongue kissing exchanges mere bacteria than licking the inside of a terlet bowl in a public rest room. David Prease was the guy
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Oh, Ringo.

French kissing aka tongue kissing
exchanges mere bacteria than licking
the inside of a terlet bowl in a
public rest room.
David Prease was the guy in the Darth
Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all
of Vader' s lines, and didn' t know that
he was going to be dubbed over by
James Earl Jones until he saw the
screening of the movie.
Katy Perry has a cat with the
name Kitty Purry.
Saturn' s meen Mimas net only leeks like the
teeth Star... t: iut has a Pac Man heat signature.
Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement
for apple sauce, Ironically his name means
apple sauce" in Japanese
talr)
siilis' i
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#74 - sylberleaf (09/18/2013) [+] (2 children)
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Have fun licking the inside of the toilet bowl then
I'll stick to the alternative
User avatar #7 - adu ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Saying that something has "more bacteria" is kind of a useless assessment. How much harmful bacteria do you think is inside of a toilet seat? Probably quite a bit, How much harmful bacteria do you think is inside a human mouth? Unless the person is sick, almost none. It's mostly just digestive enzymes and bacteria that help break down food, and are completely harmless. In fact, it's instinctual for mammals (humans included) to lick open wounds, as saliva acts as a makeshift disinfectant.

So yeah, first fact kinda useless.
User avatar #14 to #7 - turopiyox (09/18/2013) [-]
i was seriously about to post something of this explanation in the comments after thinking about it, but i guess someone else did it for me. thanks for saving me time. you can have green thumbs.
#93 to #7 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
actually the human mouth is extremely dangerous. our mouth is used to it, but if a human bites you (piercing skin) a doctor might panic and give you ******** of antibiotics
User avatar #115 to #93 - rieskimo (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't think panic would be the average reaction.

Your average medical reaction to your average human bite would be to disinfect with either alcohol or hydrogen peroxide, application of antibacterial ointment, bandage, and to tell the patient that if the bite becomes red, irritated, itchy, or starts to weep(leaking puss, blood, fluid) then to return immediately.

If it gets infected, that's when they blast you with a wide-spectrum antibiotic.... well most doctors that I know.
User avatar #106 to #7 - rieskimo (09/18/2013) [-]
emedicine.medscape.com/article/218901-overview

Our bites are designed to be bad for the bitten, this is of course talking about a bite and not your average makeout session.

I'm just saying that there are bad strains of bacteria and whatnot inside the human mouth, sick or not.
User avatar #60 to #7 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. This is exactly what I was going to say. Only some bacteria are pathogenic. Most are benign. Not to mention, a toilet bowl has all the bacteria and the parasites of up to several hundred strangers, versus kissing being between just two people in most scenarios.
User avatar #61 to #60 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Also, I approve of your LFG profile picture.
#121 to #60 - dross (09/18/2013) [-]
"Most scenarios...."
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingxddd (09/18/2013) [-]
I was planing on licking the inside of my toilet bowl today, this was useful to me.
User avatar #9 to #8 - adu ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't advise it, but it's not the filthiest thing in your house you could lick. The most bacteria-ridden object in most households (and yes, ridden with actually dangerous bacteria) is the kitchen sponge. So if you have one of those, consider burning it, or licking it. Whatever.
#15 - fireyvoidence (09/18/2013) [-]
What if you french kiss someone who licked the inside of a toilet bowl?
#52 to #15 - thedoctorbg (09/18/2013) [-]
What if you french kiss the inside of a toilet bowl?
#99 to #52 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
What, what about it?
User avatar #29 to #15 - liquidz (09/18/2013) [-]
You gain magical powers
#80 - anticitezenone ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
on the last one   
   
IRONIC =/= COINCIDENTAL   
   
IRONY IS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS SOMEWAY THAT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT   
   
LIKE A MOUSE CHASING A CAT
on the last one

IRONIC =/= COINCIDENTAL

IRONY IS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS SOMEWAY THAT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT

LIKE A MOUSE CHASING A CAT
#101 to #80 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
NO. IRONY IS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING, AND THEN IT HAPPENS.
#120 to #101 - wizlock (09/18/2013) [-]
no... just no..
User avatar #17 - Mrdannyman (09/18/2013) [-]
Ironic would be if Ringo appeared in an apple juice commercial and his name translated to orange juice, it's a coincidence his name translates to applesauce.

English Brah.
#73 - teenytinyspider (09/18/2013) [-]
Calling b.s. on the last one.
User avatar #76 to #73 - Rockaman ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
It is, just google translate apple sauce to japanese then get it to play it out load.
#78 to #76 - teenytinyspider (09/18/2013) [-]
It didn't work. lol
User avatar #21 - hoshasei (09/18/2013) [-]
The last one is partially wrong.
Ringo translates to apple, but i don't see how starr translates to sauce.
#122 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
Healthy bacteria > Unhealthy bacteria
#98 - guanyu (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, no excuses to say no to a blow job.
User avatar #116 to #98 - goodadventures (09/18/2013) [-]
r u gril???
User avatar #124 to #116 - guanyu (09/18/2013) [-]
No, I'd like to be on the receiving end.
User avatar #30 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
quantity

the thing is, the bacteria on the inside of a public toilet, are the kind of bacteria that can potentially make you deadly sick, while the bacteria in your mouth, are mouth-bacteria, the kind of bacteria that everyone already has in their mouth.
#36 to #30 - quiescat ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
less about what bacteria. its more about that its going into your mouth, the system the human body has to defend from this of that nature. fun fact human bites can be fatal to other humans from the same bacteria. chances are they are not talking about a bowel with a fresh deuce dropped in it either, outside of that cold water does a lot to cut down on what can live in a toilet.
#13 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Kitty Purry
Kitty Purry
#41 - nephritho (09/18/2013) [-]
About the apple sauce it's a funny coincidence or an intended joke not irony.   
林檎 (ringo) means apple   
Irony : "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning"
About the apple sauce it's a funny coincidence or an intended joke not irony.
林檎 (ringo) means apple
Irony : "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning"
User avatar #42 to #41 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
No, there are two definitions of irony... What you are describing is sarcasm. Irony is for an example that you're watching a documentary about plane crashes on a plane, then it crashes. Basically coincidences which are highly unprobable.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
"an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."
User avatar #45 to #44 - nephritho (09/18/2013) [-]
Examples
A fire truck that prevent fires that get caught on fire.
A guy that use a certain product that benefit your health and actually die by the product.
Sarcasm
User avatar #46 to #45 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, that is what I mean. Irony is not strictly sarcasm.
User avatar #47 to #46 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry Vex, but sarcasm isn't irony.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Never mind, it seems that what I've been taught in school is incorrect, upon researching this myself.
User avatar #50 to #48 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
Exactly my point. People need to be educated in this...
User avatar #55 to #50 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I've always been told that sarcasm and irony are two completely different things.
User avatar #57 to #55 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
All sarcasm is irony.
All irony is not sarcasm.

Rule of thumb ;)
User avatar #58 to #57 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Which is kind of stupid as I think they SHOULD have different meanings (for example to avoid confusion), but hey.. Nothing you can do about it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - vexaton (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I feel the same way. I hate it when people say they are being ironic, because they can be more specific and say sarcasm.
#69 to #59 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
Just so you stop looking stupid, i'll let you in on common knowledge.

Sarcasm is the word you want to be less specific about. You'd want to use, and encourage the use of, Irony in its stead.

For example, in your original comment (42?), you reversed the definitions of the two. You called the literal definition of sarcasm, irony and then defined irony as the sarcastic definition. THEN turned ship when you were confused.

Not cool man. Don't hate when people use ironic correctly and thensuggest they use your version of sarcasm incorrectly.

User avatar #125 to #69 - vexaton (09/19/2013) [-]
Umm... I was saying he was describing sarcasm, which is a form of irony, I know. In his quotes: "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning", that is sarcasm in a nutshell. I never went back on what I said...
User avatar #56 to #55 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Or well, not completely, but different at the very least.
User avatar #63 to #42 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, coincidences that have situational humor added to them.
#103 - critality (09/18/2013) [-]
I've always looked as french kissing as kind of "Baby, I'll take any germs you got cuz you're worth it." thing. Romantic, right?
I've always looked as french kissing as kind of "Baby, I'll take any germs you got cuz you're worth it." thing. Romantic, right?
User avatar #39 - zytherman ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
The first one is pointless.
so what if there is more bacteria being transferred than licking a toilet.
Obviously the bacteria is not bad because there aren't people getting sick left right and center from kissing.

It's the same as your chopping board has more bacteria than a toilet seat, but you're fine to use a chopping board because the bacteria is harmless.
#40 to #39 - taurusguy (09/18/2013) [-]
Its not bad because they are the bacteria of mostly one person, toilet has dozens, unless that one person licked a toilet seat, in which case you ****** up bro.
#33 - lordraine (09/18/2013) [-]
Actually, nobody knew about the Vader thing. The dubbing was done at the very end and kept a secret. It also changed a few lines. Lucas always intended Vader to be Luke's father, but he never told anyone. In the script, Prowse said the line "Obi-wan killed your father" at the end of Empire Strikes Back.

Lucas told Jones what to say when they were doing the dub-overs for that section. Only Lucas and Jones knew the real plot twist to Episode V. Even the people who acted and worked on the movie didn't see "I am you father" coming.
User avatar #32 - zarcos (09/18/2013) [-]
That isn't Ironic.
#37 to #32 - quiescat ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
from the oatmeal i have learned that people rarely care to know what really is ironic or not and it does you very little good to tell them

theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
#31 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
How much bacteria does sucking dick put in your mouth?
OP should know.
#117 - sweetellie ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
So.. it's actually a good thing that kissing repulses me?
So.. it's actually a good thing that kissing repulses me?
#118 to #117 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sweetellie ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
k
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