GTA5 YO. who else is getting it on this fine day?. File: ". KB, 254x199, download. jpgy C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it abe at EB games in Brisbane midnight relea
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GTA5 YO

GTA5 YO. who else is getting it on this fine day?. File: ". KB, 254x199, download. jpgy C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it abe at EB games in Brisbane midnight relea

who else is getting it on this fine day?

File: ". KB, 254x199, download. jpgy
C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it
abe at EB games in Brisbane
midnight release
******** kids everywhere dragging parents around to buy the game farther
m in line ********** ever, have little ***** in front efmo wont shut up
t be otherthan ‘IE but acting like they' re ******* gangsters
aine little fat **** keeps getting him mum to bring him cakes and chips
c. ahas mum is actually pretty sporty, must' been a teen mum
amp hours in the kids get bored. turn around to face me
Trooll - lit a' this game isn' t fer girls you know, why den' t you **** eff back to house"
arige. avi
realise I can' t punch have twelve year elts in the face I do the adult thing
aget the guy behind mete held my place
aslep out and walk away to the taunts ofthe kids
abay a coffee from starbucks
approach the kids mum
astard up seme chat, make up seme ******** about being a parent as well
ashe' s flirty, obviously bored from the have hours wait with only a view forming a senga line fer games
about how have kids in line were bullying my fake child
a' eh my god thats my son"
stoke the fire, told hershey were making racist comments
ashe walks ever and pulls the kid out ofthe line
ahe starts ******* screaming
prefere she gees we swap numbers
enext day
icall her and we go out fer dinner
ashe' s being really flirty and thanks me featureing her kid in, also she did seme research en the game and decided its tee violent
awe go back to her place
alittle ******* asleep
ashe makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone en record
**** his mother into oblivian
aftwerwards she' s asleep, I use her computer
eburn the recording onto a disc
appt that into an empty cram case I brought
aslep it into the kids reem
aretard home
at? year old ***** with me, I **** his mother and make him watch
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#14 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
****** her into Oblivion, eh?
#125 to #14 - boydaranga (09/18/2013) [-]
What the 			****		!?
What the **** !?

#128 to #125 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#24 - dairybun (09/17/2013) [-]
If this were real it would literally be the most satisfying payback I could possibly think of. All those kids saying "I 			******		 your mum", then you turn around actually do it and essentially ruin their childhood with a combo of events.
If this were real it would literally be the most satisfying payback I could possibly think of. All those kids saying "I ****** your mum", then you turn around actually do it and essentially ruin their childhood with a combo of events.
#13 - guywithafork ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 to #13 - xtremehivoltage (09/17/2013) [-]
thank you so much for making me think of this
User avatar #1 - riggyrigs ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
little **** deserved it
#2 to #1 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
You do realize this story is made up.
#6 to #2 - taurusguy ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS OR I WILL SCRATCH ANY FUTURE GTA V DISC YOU BUY.
#135 to #6 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
YOU MONSTER!
User avatar #5 to #2 - riggyrigs ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
ofc i know, but its still an awesome story: GTA V's release is today, theres no way he could of **** the child's mother, except if he control time travel
#4 to #2 - ripgeckosncherios (09/17/2013) [-]
like most of teh stuff on 4chan
the founder actually mentioned that people would be ******** stupid to believe the stories
#9 - btsharpshot (09/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 - idkwhatthatmeans (09/18/2013) [-]
>be 12 year old gangster
>have hot mom
>at gamestop getting GTA V at midnight
>some faggot behind us keeps moaning
>tell him to **** off cause hes a bitch ******
>Faggot leaves in anger
>He comes back with my mom and she starts bitching
>wont let me get GTA V
> *********** .jpg
>Mom starts dating faggot
>hear them *******
>masturbate to the image of it
>stranger gives me GTA V
>Turns out to be sex tape of hot mom
>MFW watching the tape
User avatar #32 - roflstorm (09/18/2013) [-]
Fake or not.
That is diabolical
User avatar #55 to #32 - amadeuseap (09/18/2013) [-]
(sorry for using your comment)
SPOLIERS, The comment under me #31 is an anonymous SPOILER of GTA5 DO NOT READ
(Thank you for your time)
User avatar #72 to #32 - yutdollacwwwthree (09/18/2013) [-]
Probably something he thought up waiting in line.
#3 - ripgeckosncherios (09/17/2013) [-]
4chan does have its good sides
User avatar #121 - thegameujustlost (09/18/2013) [-]
What actually happened:

>this game isnt for little girs you know, why dont you **** off back yo your fag house?
>H-hey kid watch your m-mouth
> **** off fatass
>Y-you too

#122 to #121 - newhinji **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Pretty sure you're right
User avatar #131 to #122 - thegameujustlost (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry to bother you, but can you explain me why cant I upload images/gifs with my comments?
User avatar #132 to #131 - newhinji **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Not enough thumbs, you need to reach level 1(?) on comments.
I'm gonna help you out!
User avatar #136 to #132 - thegameujustlost (09/18/2013) [-]
That kinda sucks :^(

Tfw not even level 1 and this account is 2 years old

#28 - captinchikin (09/18/2013) [-]
Kids trying to remove disc
Kids trying to remove disc
#107 - margrave (09/18/2013) [-]
Send him a message on xbox live telling him you 			******		 his mom.
Send him a message on xbox live telling him you ****** his mom.
User avatar #40 - officerscrambles (09/18/2013) [-]
I want to believe...
User avatar #111 - SubjectThree (09/18/2013) [-]
Now you should constantly call the house and ask the kids if they'll take you bowling.
#27 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
It is possible.
He said he went to the midnight release (on the 16th until midnight)), it makes sense that "next day" means "when I woke up," (the 17th) not "over 24 hours later." (the 18th)

And you can see the time this was posted was 7:30 pm Australia time, so if they had an early dinner, and didn't take long afterwards, it's possible that OP posted this right after doing it.

And no, none of you ******** need to tell me it's almost certainly fake, that's obvious. But according to the times provided, it IS possible.
#34 to #27 - articulate ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude it's obviously fake...
User avatar #110 to #34 - wallbuilder (09/18/2013) [-]
He said that.
User avatar #142 to #110 - articulate ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
He said none of us "********" needed to tell him it was fake. That's why I said it and included the picture because he doesn't have the power to tell me not to tell him it was fake.
User avatar #143 to #142 - wallbuilder (09/21/2013) [-]
Slow internet ftl. Slow reply time is also ftl.
#120 - puzekatt (09/18/2013) [-]
Kids face when
Kids face when
#108 - imanazlan (09/18/2013) [-]
"told her they were making racist comments"



obviously OP is a pretty cool *****
User avatar #89 - lonesomemeheecan (09/18/2013) [-]
I hate to be that guy, but seriously the kid would show the tape to his mom and he'd get charged with providing pornography to children. Let's be realistic here folks.
#10 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
of course it isn't real. he even tells you in the text. it says next day.
#26 to #10 - anon (09/18/2013) [-]
Well technically it is possible.
He said he went to the midnight release (on the 16th until midnight)), it makes sense that "next day" means "when I woke up," (the 17th) not "over 24 hours later." (the 18th)

And you can see the time this was posted was 7:30 pm Australia time, so if they had an early dinner, and didn't take long afterwards, it's possible that OP posted this right after doing it.

And no, none of you assholes need to tell me it's almost certainly fake, that's obvious. But according to the times provided, it IS possible.
#101 - thenikohero (09/18/2013) [-]
10/10 OP
#67 - killerblue (09/18/2013) [-]
Kfw before starting the game
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