Have you read the description?. So, you’ve seen my content that you’re considering whether to thumb up, and before you thumb up this content, I’d like to run a
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Have you read the description?

 
Have you read the description?. So, you’ve seen my content that you’re considering whether to thumb up, and before you thumb up this content, I’d like to run a

So, you’ve seen my content that you’re considering whether to thumb up, and before you thumb up this content, I’d like to run a few things by you first. And that’s just to say that this is the content that you actually want to thumb up, because when you move on the next image having thumbed up, I want to make sure it’s the right choice – and that you know that you’ve chosen to thumb me up for all the right reasons. Would that be okay with you?

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User avatar #4 - Mward (09/17/2013) [-]
Like I can afford a ******* dollar every time I masturbate.
User avatar #35 to #4 - neznanc **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Point is, that it forces you to actually find a gf instead of putting away money because of masturbating
#30 to #4 - richhobo (09/18/2013) [-]
I guess you should stop dicking around.   
   
   
I'm sorry
I guess you should stop dicking around.


I'm sorry
#48 to #46 - richhobo (09/18/2013) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #29 to #4 - leprechaunne (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, they would be ' ******* dollars.'
Also your name is so blue it hurts my eyes. Congrats
#11 to #4 - zekest (09/17/2013) [-]
That should make it challenging.
#10 - orendil (09/17/2013) [-]
It's not a liquid!
#121 to #10 - orendil (09/18/2013) [-]
Just saw I got the top 4 rated comment of the day. Glad you guys liked it.
User avatar #36 to #10 - merrymarvelite (09/18/2013) [-]
Believe it or not it's established canon that ONLY Scrooge McDuck can swim in the money pit for whatever reason.
User avatar #96 to #36 - phoenix grinder (09/18/2013) [-]
I for one would like to believe the Batman could pull it off, rather he chooses to constantly upgrade his gear to remain useful and relevant
#40 to #10 - ausamo (09/18/2013) [-]
found the liquid
User avatar #60 to #10 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
It's a great many pieces of solid matter, that form a hard floor-like surface!
#28 to #10 - xerxic (09/18/2013) [-]
Given the choice, I'd rather take my chances landing in a pile of coins than a vat of molten gold.
User avatar #78 to #73 - srapture (09/18/2013) [-]
A true Targaryen wouldn't have been killed by such a thing.
Drogo was probably just thinking "These Targaryen's are unaffected by such heat, so it'll save time to just let the gold mould around his head for the perfect crown!".
#85 to #78 - RiflemanFunny (09/18/2013) [-]
Drogo: Here ya go buddy
User avatar #118 to #73 - jovanlisac (09/18/2013) [-]
Spoilers ahead
#39 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
End of day 3
I have yet to relocate the jar.
User avatar #112 to #20 - thalfak (09/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for the spoiler
#51 to #20 - darkdragonswrath (09/18/2013) [-]
You can only do one thing with that mad stack of cash. Make a money fort.
#13 - include (09/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - bobdoleboss (09/18/2013) [-]
suddenly im to poor to masturbate...
User avatar #8 - festinas (09/17/2013) [-]
Okay i know this is ******* sad, but i*ll try to calculate how much money i would use if i had to pay a buk to beat the beef with my drumsticks. Starting from today, 3 bucks already.

Ill save the post and come back after a weak. See ya ******
#122 to #8 - niggaz (09/18/2013) [-]
see ya bro
User avatar #124 to #8 - psyachu (09/25/2013) [-]
It's been over a week now. What's your report?
User avatar #74 to #8 - hydraetis (09/18/2013) [-]
I'd have a couple thousand bucks if I had done this since I first whacked off. No shame.
#49 - theavatarspupil (09/18/2013) [-]
Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
#50 to #49 - inuares (09/18/2013) [-]
I hear that 			*******		 commercial every time I go into a pinion server on TF2
I hear that ******* commercial every time I go into a pinion server on TF2
User avatar #105 to #50 - zorororonoa (09/18/2013) [-]
me too, it is starting to piss me off
User avatar #56 to #50 - holybronybatman (09/18/2013) [-]
I feel you, I take off my headset.
User avatar #54 to #49 - mossycabbages (09/18/2013) [-]
SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKTALES | ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF Nostalgia es kill
User avatar #62 to #49 - saltyfries (09/18/2013) [-]
racecars
lasers
AIRPLANES!
It's a Duck Blur!
User avatar #63 to #62 - theavatarspupil (09/18/2013) [-]
You might solve a mystery, or re-write history! Ducktales! Woo-oo!
#64 to #63 - saltyfries (09/18/2013) [-]
Everyday they're out there makin

DUCKTALES WOO-OO!
User avatar #66 to #64 - theavatarspupil (09/18/2013) [-]
Tales of daring-do bad and good
Duck Tales! Woo-oo!
#67 to #66 - saltyfries (09/18/2013) [-]
D-d-danger, watch behind you, there's a stranger out to find you!

What to do just grab on to some DUCKTALES WOO-OO!
User avatar #83 to #67 - jakerfv (09/18/2013) [-]
DUCT TAPE (DuckTales Theme Parody)
User avatar #2 - nogphille (09/17/2013) [-]
"only touch that money when you go on dates"

dates are expensive.
once you get a girl interested enough into going on A date with you, chances are high you'll get another soon after.. you'll burn through the money like i burn through marihuana.
#15 to #2 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
>you'll burn through the money like i burn through marihuana.

Oh my god, that's so edgy brah. Do you own a fedora like me? Lets go watch my little pony and pokemon and fap to Hentei like the manchildren that we are!
User avatar #17 to #15 - nogphille (09/17/2013) [-]
>calls me edgy
>posts as anon

wasn't meant to be edgy, was meant to be funny, apparently, some enjoyed my humor.

go enjoy your hentai and mlp by yourself.. for i am sensing that you are incredibly unfriendly, which is why you wouldn't even get a date..
#79 to #2 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/18/2013) [-]
You guys are all idiots. It says "only touch that money on a date". It doesn't say "and don't use any other money ever".
#9 to #2 - vrox (09/17/2013) [-]
Or maybe you could find a girl who can appreciate things which dont cost money. You dont have to go eat or watch a movie together. Walk in the woods, stargaze, play games you already own (board games, card games, video games, whatever), etc.
User avatar #22 to #2 - bubbabrent (09/17/2013) [-]
"Sorry sir, you're a dollar short on your movie tickets"
"Be right back hun I need to go to the bathroom."
#24 to #22 - nogphille (09/17/2013) [-]
meh..   
   
if she's going to be your girlfriend, she's bound to see sooner or later, best to jerk it in the queue so you don't hold up the line and risk wasting her patience..
meh..

if she's going to be your girlfriend, she's bound to see sooner or later, best to jerk it in the queue so you don't hold up the line and risk wasting her patience..
User avatar #25 to #24 - bubbabrent (09/17/2013) [-]
True, but you should always be prepared in case the time comes... Plus the more you do it the more you become familiar with yourself and learn how to do it a lot more quickly.
#58 to #2 - megusters (09/18/2013) [-]
Or just take her bowling.
#5 to #2 - mehy (09/17/2013) [-]
Marijuana*
Marijuana*
User avatar #6 to #5 - nogphille (09/17/2013) [-]
excuse me, english is not my native tongue, dutch is and this is the way we write it.
User avatar #16 to #6 - CrabFace (09/17/2013) [-]
door jou moest ik het woord even googlen om te checken of we het wel echt zo spellen.
User avatar #18 to #16 - nogphille (09/17/2013) [-]
ik neem aan dat'k gelijk had? :p
anyway, fijn nog een nederlandstalige tegen te komen op funnyjunk (^^,)
User avatar #19 to #18 - CrabFace (09/17/2013) [-]
Je had inderdaad gelijk.
User avatar #97 to #19 - luvtokill (09/18/2013) [-]
no hablo espanol
#59 to #19 - stormtrooperface (09/18/2013) [-]
teach me your ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #7 to #5 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
Mary wanna
User avatar #27 to #2 - Nanico (09/17/2013) [-]
You obviously underestimate just how much I fap.
#3 to #2 - howaboutnsfw (09/17/2013) [-]
"Sorry honey we can't go out I need to fap!"
#76 - djskully (09/18/2013) [-]
That's what I call a spank bank.
#110 - xard (09/18/2013) [-]
I made that some time ago...
I made that some time ago...
#70 - garentei (09/18/2013) [-]
But how are you gonna go on dates if you're forever alone?
But how are you gonna go on dates if you're forever alone?
User avatar #103 to #70 - zorororonoa (09/18/2013) [-]
I think that's the joke of the content
#77 to #70 - PadreRasta (09/18/2013) [-]
>Masturbates   
>Puts money in jar   
>repeat steps 1 & 2 for years   
>Rich of so much money on jar, girls will like you   
>????   
>Profit!
>Masturbates
>Puts money in jar
>repeat steps 1 & 2 for years
>Rich of so much money on jar, girls will like you
>????
>Profit!
User avatar #113 - johnska (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, imagine not having enough money to masturbate
User avatar #117 to #113 - estevan (09/18/2013) [-]
Pushing you to get the money so you may masturbate :0

Rich and pleasured in the long run i say
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#41 to #38 - kawaiidesudesuu (09/18/2013) [-]
Then put a euro in a jar instead of a dollar.
Dummy.
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#43 to #41 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #43 - kawaiidesudesuu (09/18/2013) [-]
Maybe just a little.
User avatar #14 - kuroking (09/17/2013) [-]
*Days
User avatar #1 - srhkid (09/17/2013) [-]
Thumb just for the description
User avatar #80 - anonymoose (09/18/2013) [-]
So, you're telling me I have to exchange my pounds to dollars and put a dollar in that jar just to masturbate?
#89 to #80 - grekkill (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #119 - lotengo (09/18/2013) [-]
Where am i going to find a jar big enough for all that money?
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