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#39 - swagloon
Reply +18
(09/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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Guys calm down. There's no **** storm and the post was funny. The only thing going on in the comments are people saying a **** storm is coming and some hungry anon trolls.
Guys calm down. There's no **** storm and the post was funny. The only thing going on in the comments are people saying a **** storm is coming and some hungry anon trolls.
#63 to #39 - GAC
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I would just like to state that me and Jon tron look very similar
#85 to #63 - takesomemorewater
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No

No
#54 to #39 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That's actually true about most religous contents. Also, I have noticed alot of Jontron gifs on the frontpage today.
That's actually true about most religous contents. Also, I have noticed alot of Jontron gifs on the frontpage today.
#56 to #54 - steammadewalrus
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I haerd u liek Jantran?
I haerd u liek Jantran?
#57 to #56 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I do indeed.
I do indeed.
#68 to #57 - nyxie
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(09/18/2013) [-]
The Jon is strong with this one
The Jon is strong with this one
#73 to #68 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I am just realising you have all been different people... Jontronites unite?
I am just realising you have all been different people... Jontronites unite?
#72 to #68 - Darianvincent
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Jontron thread tiem.
Jontron thread tiem.
#66 to #57 - jontron
Reply +1
(09/18/2013) [-]
Cool
#7 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
Reply +99
(09/17/2013) [-]
why cant we all just get along


#30 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(09/18/2013) [-]
go **** urself
#49 to #30 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(09/18/2013) [-]
>implying I wasn't already ******* myself to begin with
#31 to #7 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I blame the jews.
#81 to #31 - theshadowed
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(09/18/2013) [-]
We have for the past 2 millenia, no point in stopping now
#53 to #7 - errdayimfjing
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(09/18/2013) [-]
what about masochists?
#86 to #53 - masochists
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(09/18/2013) [-]
what about me?
#12 to #7 - thesinful
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Even God agrees with him
#14 to #7 - witislimited ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/18/2013) [-]
You ever notice almost all the famous figures who get assassinated usually say something to that effect?

Enjoy what time you have left.
#24 to #14 - heartlessrobot
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(09/18/2013) [-]
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Too bad no one here will ever make enough of an impact on history to warrant our murder being called an assassination.
#35 to #24 - stripey
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I will. I think.
#17 to #14 - hudis
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(09/18/2013) [-]
it's ilerminaty
#15 to #14 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
my life sucks anyway
#16 to #15 - witislimited ONLINE
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(09/18/2013) [-]
#48 to #16 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(09/18/2013) [-]
Never said I was going to kill myself... Theres cooler ways to die.   
   
for example getting killed by the pug avengers
Never said I was going to kill myself... Theres cooler ways to die.

for example getting killed by the pug avengers
#22 to #7 - russianbro
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#21 to #7 - gerfox
Reply +11
(09/18/2013) [-]
What I always think about when I see a religious ********* coming.
#41 to #21 - tommythek
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Although the sentiment can be powerful standing on its own, he never said that. This is a paraphrase from part of his work that's taken out of context. This is the actual quote:

Undertake each action as one aware he may next moment depart out of life. To depart from men, if there be really Gods, can have nothing terrible in it. The Gods will involve you in no evil. If there are no Gods, or, if they have no regard to human affairs, why should I desire to live in a world without Gods, and without providence? But Gods there are, undoubtedly, and they regard human affairs; and have put it wholly in our power, that we should not fall into what is truly evil.
#59 to #41 - gerfox
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Regardless, these are wise worlds - and I fully agree with whoever wrote them. It's not anyones business what other people believe in.
#79 to #21 - skaffanl
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Wow, the Dalai Lama and Marcus Aurelius on top of content? I feel so proud!
Wow, the Dalai Lama and Marcus Aurelius on top of content? I feel so proud!
#1 - bitchplzzz
Reply -38
(09/17/2013) [-]
euphoric
#2 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(09/17/2013) [-]
easy there, your fedora is showing
#3 to #1 - splattercrap
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(09/17/2013) [-]
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#9 to #1 - fedegon
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Okay, what the **** is up with the word euphoric?
#11 to #9 - waaw
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(09/17/2013) [-]
It's from reddit. This guy on /r/atheism made up a quote. "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." Everybody made fun of him and he had to delete his account.
#13 to #11 - fedegon
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(09/17/2013) [-]
That sounds...

Euphoric!
#69 to #13 - rockamekishiko
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(09/18/2013) [-]
and he was autistic and a lot of guys with autism use fedoras, now it's a stereotype so you'll see the internet associating fedoras and euphoria with autistic atheists.
#78 to #69 - thatoneangelo
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(09/18/2013) [-]
that whole sentence just got me hahahaha
#74 to #11 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
that doesn't surprise me, /r/ atheism is full of circljerking arseholes, I'm an atheist and i ******* hate those people
#37 to #11 - tommythek
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That quote was actually made by a troll from /b/ who wanted to see if people from r/atheism would follow along with such a (what is in my opinion) a fairly stupid and arrogant quote. I believe the thread where they came up with the idea also had quite a few fedora jokes as well.
#27 to #9 - popkornking
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Just to add to waaw's comment, the guy you responded to's comment doesn't make any sense, seeing as this comic is theistically based
#18 - fuckinniggers
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(09/18/2013) [-]
...sigh... Well while the ********* happens, here have something that is funny and non-offensive.   
 Sorry to all those who this may offend.    
 there is no need to cry over spilt... coffee.
...sigh... Well while the ********* happens, here have something that is funny and non-offensive.
Sorry to all those who this may offend.
there is no need to cry over spilt... coffee.
#38 to #18 - swagloon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Jesus can walk on water but not skate.
#19 to #18 - alhemicar
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(09/18/2013) [-]
My country drinks so much coffee we probably use it more than water   
   
I feel offended
My country drinks so much coffee we probably use it more than water

I feel offended
#20 to #19 - fuckinniggers
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Well I'm from Texas so all we drink is beer, rum and whiskey.
jk I ******* love coffee dude.
#61 to #20 - moldypubes
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas too and I basically live at the Starbucks.
#71 to #61 - signatureenvy
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I'm from Canada. Tim Horton's is like a mosque. There was content about it before.
#26 - snakefire
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Can we all just take a moment to remember the time jesus yelled at a tree?
#5 - orangerage
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(09/17/2013) [-]
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#4 - teenytinyspider
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(09/17/2013) [-]
#43 to #4 - tacoarecrazy
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(09/18/2013) [-]
#65 - daviid
Reply -10
(09/18/2013) [-]
Religion is the only thing keeping the poor from murdering the rich.
#80 to #65 - theshadowed
Reply +1
(09/18/2013) [-]
No, if the poor get angry enough they do anyway. Rioting, rebellion, revolution, etc
#82 to #65 - revengeforfreeze
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(09/18/2013) [-]
**revengeforfreeze tips fedora**
>Laws
>Ethics
>Morals
>Police

Nope.avi

Can you feel the euphoria tonight? It is where we are. It's enough to make Dawkins and Harris believe the very best
lelelelele

#67 to #65 - xxbutthurtxx
Reply +4
(09/18/2013) [-]
Nope thats what governments are for.
#32 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I hate every single last one of you. You're all self righteous hypocrites and i actually feel dumber every time i read one of your comments. Think about yourself for a second you support a show meant for 5 year old girls (My little pony) and pretty much all of you believe in racism. You make fun of other races and country's to make yourself feel better about your country and race. And from reading your posts you all seem like you are heavily socially awkward but that's ok because you all just spend all your time on the internet. You are all truly the excrement of society. Oh and yeah go ahead send all your generic ''I slept with your mom" post or your constantly reused GIF/PIC that you did not even make. To make yourself feel better about your pathetic life
#40 to #32 - arthless
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(09/18/2013) [-]
**** you anon, that is the jon copypasta 5/10 you made me reply
******* troll
#45 to #40 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
HOLY ****! I inadvertently created a copy of a meme! I SWEAR TO YOU I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE COPYPASTA.
#42 to #40 - enclavexremnant
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(09/18/2013) [-]
jon copypasta 5/10?
#52 to #42 - arthless
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(09/18/2013) [-]
#50 to #32 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone's a bit assdamaged.

From my understanding,we **** around because it's funny.
#83 to #32 - revengeforfreeze
Reply 0
(09/18/2013) [-]
My life is none of your business even if I am pathetic go **** yourself please

I am socially awkward and that's not your problem, that's my problem, why kick a dog laying down?
#84 to #32 - doesthislookunsure
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#34 to #32 - xoyv
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(09/18/2013) [-]
...well if you don't like it, then why don't you leave?
#36 to #34 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I am...i just wanted to post this comment.
#51 to #32 - iftheshoefits
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(09/18/2013) [-]
#8 - twofreegerbils
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(09/17/2013) [-]