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#8 - cadaverbox
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Civilization content on the front page?
Civilization content on the front page?
#9 to #8 - klina
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(09/17/2013) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but, we've been clicking next for a very long time.

This is not the front page.
#13 to #9 - cadaverbox
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(09/17/2013) [-]
huh one minute i was there and next i was here   
fj you crazay
huh one minute i was there and next i was here
fj you crazay
#76 to #13 - bellbottomshark
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(09/18/2013) [-]
"In one minute Earth, the next the heavens"
#81 to #9 - telfyr
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(09/18/2013) [-]
well it is now
#6 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Mother ******* Genghis Khan. That aggressive son of a swine herder ALWAYS ******* goes for me EVERY. *******. TIME!

Within 10 ******* turns he will be up in my **** claiming I'm 'too close for his liking' or 'getting too friendly with his enemies' and attacks me. That cunt needs to back the **** up, take the great stick of China out of his ass and calm his ****.

One time he destroyed me in 8 ******* turns with his ******* cunt of a battering ram because I didn't get warriors first and my first load were killed by ******* barbarians all up in my ****.
#95 to #6 - lionti ONLINE
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I was playing a match the other night, I went Rome and I was in a stable position, good income, people happy, army strong and moving out to take my enemies. My only ally at that moment was Genghis Khan. Out of ******* nowhere "Your extravagant wealth insults my people!" Genghis Cunt's **** load of men come storming down to **** up my **** forcing me to retreat my men to re capture the basses that ******* prick stole, pissed on and burnt to the ground.
#21 to #6 - blokrokker
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Genghis Khan has always been my total bro. I've never actually been to war with him, or any of the other warlike civs. It's always ******* like Sweden, the Ottomans, or Austria that try to take me down.
#108 to #21 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE THIS?!

I swear he has the highest chance of hating your empire no matter who you are?
#110 to #108 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I dunno, he's just never been upset with me. Granted, I generally play the diplomacy game, because warfare is inconvenient and costly. Not to mention I've never had a fulfilling war with AI because they always bitch out after I gain momentum. So I just play nice most of the time.
#112 to #110 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
So do I though. I concentrate on getting as many people on my side as I can and building up a stable base of economic progression so I can sustain a war for long periods of time. Generally only after I get tanks and artillery do I even bother making an army.
#113 to #112 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Artillery is hilariously broken, especially if you can get the extra range promotion. Rocket Artillery is even better
#114 to #113 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
It was quite beautiful. Just 3 and you can conquer everything just from the range they have. Although the limitations can be ridiculous when you have, say, a hill in front and it somehow saps 2 range.
#115 to #114 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's ********. Solution: put em on a hill. Play Inca, never suffer hill movement penalty. Good times for everyone.
#116 to #115 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Ah I like to play as Rameses. I have a routine I like to do. I always get a city by the sea, make sure I build The Colossus and The Oracle so sea tiles give me a ton of **** when worked.
#117 to #116 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I only ever build coastal cities, and I almost go insane trying to build every wonder. I'm obsessed with building wonders. BNW is a trying experience now.
#119 to #117 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I can imagine. I hated that. Although I always turn Espionage off because that really ******* pisses me off when they just let you get ahead and steal all your **** -.- same with those ******* missionaries coming in and spreading their lies!
#120 to #119 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I caved in and downloaded the In-Game Editor mod after the third consecutive game of having my Holy City erased by somebody's ******* Great Prophet.
I caved in and downloaded the In-Game Editor mod after the third consecutive game of having my Holy City erased by somebody's ******* Great Prophet.
#121 to #120 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Same. **** religion in that game. I always got it how I wanted it, then BAM! Right in the kisser! Some ****** would swagger on over and introduce his heathen beliefs and all my people just blindly follow.

Pricks, the lot of them.
#125 to #121 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I want to write a mod so that Inquisitors actually reduce population by a few, for thematics. Damn heretics.
#11 to #6 - comradegeneral
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(09/17/2013) [-]
I had the same problem with Attila the Hun, he always claimed my land and settled to ******* close near me, the he got agreesive and said i took his land, he declard war and **** and destroyed me. But Once i had 4 cities made on an half island wich was in perfect strategic position because it was in a big lake, the lake was protected around with mountains. I also got lucky because i found some Ruins where i discoverd many technologies. I made it quick to iron. Then that ****** attacked me, he conquered my fist city but i quickly got it back, his troops where all in the line of this half island so ge could only attack with 1 troop, luckely he had no archers left so i destroyed step by step all of his troops. Then i made my own ******* battering rams and send my troops to him, he wanted to surrender but i rejected the offer, i conquered and burnd all of citys to the ground and wipped his peopel from the face of earth.

Man, i realy feeld like ceaser.
So much rage, even my grammar is mad.
#12 to #11 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Those two *******, god damn they were cunts. They just attacked no matter what. Even if THEY built their ******* cities next to yours, they were always 'STOP BUILDING SO CLOSE TO ME OR I WILL RAPE YOU!'

I always swear to whatever God I currently make my people worship that I will eradicate every last remnant of those two ******* from the face of the Earth.
#14 to #12 - comradegeneral
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(09/17/2013) [-]
YEA, and also when YOU declraed war to them every other nation was like was like "HURR EVIL WAR MONGER CRIMINAL DURR Denounce HURR" that made me ro much rage out i once declared war to all nations and send all of my nukes everywhere and so did they.

The fallout was all around the world, the troops they and i sended where so weaken, "IF" they finally reached the cities they were nearly death. It ended up that there where nearly no troops left, and still we launched nukes around.
#16 to #14 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/17/2013) [-]
******* yes! No matter what you do everyone ******* hates you. I have only ever had one game where I managed to broker peace with EVERYONE and that lasted a whole 15 turns before England decided that Spain was being a cunt and they attacked so OF COURSE I was the one who was at fault there.
#64 to #11 - nirvanafannick
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Agreed man, I ******* hate Attila. Always have problems with Persia too.
#61 to #11 - meganinja ONLINE
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(09/17/2013) [-]
It's always Napoleon for me. The last game I played on Marathon length, Napoleon invaded me while I decided I was going to do a cultural play-through. Since I'm small, I aleady had culture points into that one that gives you double city strength if you have a unit garissonned, and my land was surrounded by mountains and hills, so I destroyed his army as it got within firing range. I then proceeded to not give a ****, and ignored his invasions from stone age until the industrial era. Then I built 2 artillery and 1 infantry and took all of his cities one by one, burning each of them to the ground. I then took his cap, and since I couldn't burn it I sold it to America.
#109 to #61 - luthervonappledorf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Yes. This is how you do it.

This game has made me more aggressive and hateful than any other I have played. It teaches you to be patient and to drain the very life from your enemies through embargoes and attrition no matter the cost in terms of life or money you always end up draining every last drop from the poor foolish bastard who crosses you first.
#38 - ScruffytheJanitor
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(09/17/2013) [-]
>Indonesia and Assyria declares war on Brazil (My Ally)   
>I declare war on both nations   
>have six units defend Brazil's capital (It had a bunch of units attacking it and was going to fall) and my City State "Ur".   
>Fend of Indonesians from Brazil   
>Push them back to own land   
>Proceed to roll through their lands, taking every single city   
>Soon they are defeated.   
>March right through, take Assyria's Capitol.   
>Assyria calls for peace.   
>I accept.   
>Get an angry message from Brazil.   
>Brazil just adopted the Order Ideaology   
>I have freedom.   
>They now hate me.   
>Time to kill some ******* Commies.
>Indonesia and Assyria declares war on Brazil (My Ally)
>I declare war on both nations
>have six units defend Brazil's capital (It had a bunch of units attacking it and was going to fall) and my City State "Ur".
>Fend of Indonesians from Brazil
>Push them back to own land
>Proceed to roll through their lands, taking every single city
>Soon they are defeated.
>March right through, take Assyria's Capitol.
>Assyria calls for peace.
>I accept.
>Get an angry message from Brazil.
>Brazil just adopted the Order Ideaology
>I have freedom.
>They now hate me.
>Time to kill some ******* Commies.
#66 to #38 - urbancohort
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(09/18/2013) [-]
You didn't defend us right. hue
#69 to #38 - CactusFantastico
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(09/18/2013) [-]
those pesky Brazilians...
#26 - iamchicken
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(09/17/2013) [-]
MFW AI gives me basically war threats.
#17 - raimichek **User deleted account**
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#101 to #17 - lectonar
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(09/18/2013) [-]
"Gandhi has completed the Manhattan Project!"
#53 to #17 - ninjacowboy
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(09/17/2013) [-]
#92 to #53 - scorpiom
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(09/18/2013) [-]
As an avid Civ 5 player, i can confirm this
#30 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(09/17/2013) [-]
The AI in Civilization summed up in two sentences:

Weak military? Hahaha, hey everybody, let's take this ****** over!

Strong military kicking everyone's ass? War mongering slime!
#39 to #30 - Gewdaism
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(09/17/2013) [-]
You should be published good sir
#44 to #39 - ninjacowboy
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(09/17/2013) [-]
The author plainarcane has published his greatwork!

The strongest military's of the age.
#49 - infinitereaper
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Playing on Emperor mode is an absolute *********** every game.

>About to finish World Wonder in 1 move. Another Civ has completed the Hanging Gardens
>Try to build a peaceful prosperous Civ War were declared
>You manage to overcome all the AI's unfair advantages and become the biggest and strongest everyone declares war
>Work hard to get a religion (Shinto **** yeah) and desired upgrades every ******* civ tries to convert your cities with never dying prophets
>All barbarian encampments have been destroyed except
one really far away and on the other side of the map next to another civ BA-BA-BA-BARBARIANS only for you because **** you
#77 to #49 - bellbottomshark
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I hate how biased barbarians seem against the player.
#55 to #49 - mitchr
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(09/17/2013) [-]
That... that sounds terrible. Mental note: Don't play Emperor Mode.   
   
Picture mostly unrelated.
That... that sounds terrible. Mental note: Don't play Emperor Mode.

Picture mostly unrelated.
#59 - mkchillin
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Total War Master Race
#84 to #59 - crazyitalian
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#89 to #59 - thesovereigngrave
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Paradox Master Race
#93 to #89 - paradox
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(09/18/2013) [-]
PARADOX MASTER RACE REPORTING IN!!!!!
#94 to #93 - thesovereigngrave
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I should have known you'd pop up...
#96 to #94 - paradox
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(09/18/2013) [-]
im sorry i just couldnt help myself. you make it to easy
#72 to #59 - feralwargaming
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(09/18/2013) [-]
True dat
#82 to #59 - hybridxproject
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(09/18/2013) [-]
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#2 - unicornwithpolio
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(09/17/2013) [-]
This is so accurate..
#37 - verycoolcat ONLINE
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(09/17/2013) [-]
>Playing as British
>Fighting early French, Germans, etc
>Time Passes
>Discover new continent...
>India had control of large continent, has Infantry
>Wtf... my continent barely got riflemen
>Mass alliance and invasion against India
>Invasion fails
>France Falls, Germany Falls...
>Get armor.... modern armor appear from nowhere
>****....