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When I'm attacked in Civilization 5

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only when nun we will children
die before nun
will nun understand the
Hon have made
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#8 - cadaverbox (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Civilization content on the front page?
Civilization content on the front page?
User avatar #9 to #8 - klina (09/17/2013) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but, we've been clicking next for a very long time.

This is not the front page.
#6 - luthervonappledorf (09/17/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Mother ******* Genghis Khan. That aggressive son of a swine herder ALWAYS ******* goes for me EVERY. ******* . TIME!

Within 10 ******* turns he will be up in my **** claiming I'm 'too close for his liking' or 'getting too friendly with his enemies' and attacks me. That cunt needs to back the **** up, take the great stick of China out of his ass and calm his **** .

One time he destroyed me in 8 ******* turns with his ******* cunt of a battering ram because I didn't get warriors first and my first load were killed by ******* barbarians all up in my **** .
#38 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Indonesia and Assyria declares war on Brazil (My Ally)   
>I declare war on both nations   
>have six units defend Brazil's capital (It had a bunch of units attacking it and was going to fall) and my City State "Ur".   
>Fend of Indonesians from Brazil   
>Push them back to own land   
>Proceed to roll through their lands, taking every single city   
>Soon they are defeated.   
>March right through, take Assyria's Capitol.   
>Assyria calls for peace.   
>I accept.   
>Get an angry message from Brazil.   
>Brazil just adopted the Order Ideaology   
>I have freedom.   
>They now hate me.   
>Time to kill some 						*******					 Commies.
>Indonesia and Assyria declares war on Brazil (My Ally)
>I declare war on both nations
>have six units defend Brazil's capital (It had a bunch of units attacking it and was going to fall) and my City State "Ur".
>Fend of Indonesians from Brazil
>Push them back to own land
>Proceed to roll through their lands, taking every single city
>Soon they are defeated.
>March right through, take Assyria's Capitol.
>Assyria calls for peace.
>I accept.
>Get an angry message from Brazil.
>Brazil just adopted the Order Ideaology
>I have freedom.
>They now hate me.
>Time to kill some ******* Commies.
#26 - iamchicken (09/17/2013) [-]
MFW AI gives me basically war threats.
+16
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User avatar #30 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The AI in Civilization summed up in two sentences:

Weak military? Hahaha, hey everybody, let's take this ****** over!

Strong military kicking everyone's ass? War mongering slime!
#49 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Playing on Emperor mode is an absolute *********** every game.

>About to finish World Wonder in 1 move. Another Civ has completed the Hanging Gardens
>Try to build a peaceful prosperous Civ War were declared
>You manage to overcome all the AI's unfair advantages and become the biggest and strongest everyone declares war
>Work hard to get a religion (Shinto **** yeah) and desired upgrades every ******* civ tries to convert your cities with never dying prophets
>All barbarian encampments have been destroyed except
one really far away and on the other side of the map next to another civ BA-BA-BA-BARBARIANS only for you because **** you
#59 - mkchillin (09/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Total War Master Race
User avatar #2 - unicornwithpolio (09/17/2013) [-]
This is so accurate..
#37 - verycoolcat ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
>Playing as British
>Fighting early French, Germans, etc
>Time Passes
>Discover new continent...
>India had control of large continent, has Infantry
>Wtf... my continent barely got riflemen
>Mass alliance and invasion against India
>Invasion fails
>France Falls, Germany Falls...
>Get armor.... modern armor appear from nowhere
> **** ....
User avatar #62 - unclaimedusername (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing Civ 4
>Being Gandhi
>Doin' Gandhi stuff
>Chillin'
>Not much military **** goin' on
>Suddenly Napoleon attacks one of my scouts
>Oh no you didn't ************
>Start buying huge-ass army
>Two turns later
>Napoleon starts begging for ceasefire
> ******* FRENCH!!
#1 - griffintalons (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The truth of this is............staggering.
#73 - HugeBalls (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Civ V Brave New World
>Be Bismark, spawn next to Catherine on a Pangaea map.
>Settle on choke point, completely block off Catherine from the rest of the continent.
>Catherine is still able to get a sizable amount of land.
>She constantly denounces me and refuses to trade.
>Invades me five times over the course of the game.
>All her armies are defeated because of my amazing choke point
>Fast forward to 1900's
>Research tanks
>BLITZKRIEG BITCHES
>Start pumping out panzers like crazy.
>Declare war on Russia.
>Capture all her cities in five turns.
>Didn't lose a single unit.
>MFW
+8
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User avatar #58 - bramy (09/17/2013) [-]
This is what happened to me a few days back.
>Playing Civ 5.
>Being the dutch.
>Meet other civilizations.
>Finally meet russia, calls me a lesser nation.
>Started building an army, and befriending the rest of the Civilizations.
>Russia first goes to war with Siam.
>Defense pact kicks in.
> 5 Civilizations against russia.
>After destroying almost all the cities they make peace treaties except for me.
> Take over Russia.
>Other Civs hate me for that.
>Go to war with all of them.
>Way more advanced then all of them combined.
>Won in the next 50 turns.
>And that was the day the Dutch ruled the world
#5 - theaphasic (09/17/2013) [-]
In the original Civ, there would be a preset number that determined which leader would be more prone to nuclear weapons. The number would increase or decrease, depending on which policies they adopted. Gandhi's number was zero. But if he adopted a peaceful policy, instead of going to the negatives, a bug made the number jump to 10, the most likely. Which would basically result in an Indian Kim Jong-Un minus all the cake eating. It became a running joke and in Civ 5, the devs made Gandhi the leader with highest nuke prone rating on purpose.

tl;dr Don't **** with Gandhi, he'll **** your **** up.
#3 - shibe (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
When I'm attacked yea.


But it's the same for them when I attack, I never go for military victories, they never work out for me.
#41 to #7 - carlonord (09/17/2013) [-]
U wot m8?
User avatar #102 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
>playing Civ5 G&K
>playing real world map with real start points
>end up playing Germany
>France cheats me on several trades
>launch huge military campaign against Frenchies
>France completely razed to the ground in 20 minutes
>their allies launch relentless attacks on my territory, get demolished by huge network of infantry occupied forts backed by artillery
>everyone else exhausts their resources trying to end my reign of terror
>start the long march from Germany to Russia and Britain after their resources are completely exhausted and their armies decimated
> **** yeah, Germany
User avatar #46 - sirbutterballs (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>playing as Arabians
>hotseat game
>Was fairly peaceful with both my friends
>Focused a lot on money and trade
>One session my friends stab me in the back
>Both wipe out one of my cities
>Buy an entire army
>Like literally ******** of troops
>Mainly paratroopers and marines
>Bombing cities and capturing in 2 turns
>They started a war and I ended it in half an hour.
>MFW they tried making peace with me before I wiped out both their capitals. You've made a grave mistake.
#27 - xxkittypowaxx (09/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
so this happened to me earlier today

>be russia
>chillin
>relaxin
>maxin
>all cool
>siam settles a city right next to my borders
>aww hell naw
>the war begins
>asstects declare war on me
>my troops scattered
>everything going to hell
>when suddenly
> **** it
>use every city i have to create a millitary
>happiness -10
>Gold -8
>huge millitary
> **** siam in the ass
>kill the asstects ********* troops
>claim siams capital
>siam offeres everything for peace
>"SHHHHHHH"
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