GTA's Most Wanted. . new MAN, MAWI CALM new A GOTTA FIND A. Hopefully those faggots at pay n spray allows us to bring law enforcement vehicles into the shop. funny new stars gta girls Guns black police Pokemon games Money Dorkly lol comic
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User avatar #1 - thegoldenbabby (09/16/2013) [-]
Hopefully those faggots at pay n spray allows us to bring law enforcement vehicles into the shop.
User avatar #68 to #1 - TigerShark (09/17/2013) [-]
according to my sources emergency vehicles will not be allowed in ls customs
User avatar #148 to #1 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
WHOA! I don't touch anything THAT hot! I don't touch those!
#3 to #1 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
There isn't going to be a pay and spray. Instead its Los Santos customs.
#19 to #7 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Look on the bright side, we can pimp out our rides now!
#78 to #19 - alexanderh (09/17/2013) [-]
Just like in San Andreas.
#152 to #78 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#156 to #34 - DanLacasky (09/17/2013) [-]
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS
#135 to #34 - LOLWUTS ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 to #54 - rieskimo (09/17/2013) [-]
They deserve it, this **** is amazeballs.
#47 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
Everyone went out and bought GTA V today,   
and here I am with binoculars and a baseball bat, scoping out a Redbox and waiting for the next person to rent it..
Everyone went out and bought GTA V today,
and here I am with binoculars and a baseball bat, scoping out a Redbox and waiting for the next person to rent it..
User avatar #82 to #81 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
i'm just sitting here playing kotor
#84 to #82 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm playing Harry Potter 2 for PS2
I'm playing Harry Potter 2 for PS2
User avatar #85 to #84 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
actually nevermind i'm gonna play amnesia because my friend sara is mean and won't leave me alone about it
#87 to #85 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
I'll be mean and not leave you alone about it if you don't go out right this second, buy a PS2 and Harry Potter 2.
User avatar #89 to #87 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
but a really hot chick wants me to play amnesia with her, and she has a heavenly ass
#93 to #89 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
I've got Graham Crackers, a box of granola, and a bike tire. You in or not?
User avatar #92 to #89 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
then why are you here?
User avatar #94 to #92 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
school, waiting til after then it's ************* time
User avatar #97 to #94 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
the twist is she has a penis
User avatar #101 to #97 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
the doubletwist is that would turn me on even more
User avatar #105 to #104 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
YOU WAS NOT MEANT TO **** THE BEAST WITH 2 PENISES YOU WAS MEANT TO BE DISGUSTED .....what? what are you doin..... ARGHHHHH
#106 to #105 - deadnannersreturns (09/17/2013) [-]
if it's cute and turns me on i will plug it
User avatar #118 to #81 - lookatmyhouseofwax (09/17/2013) [-]
Spending my money on Battlefield 4 premium and Skyrim
I havn't tried out any of The elder scrolls games
#121 to #118 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh man, Skyrim is fantastic, but you gotta play Oblivion and Morrowind (Daggerfall and Arena if you can get your hands on them) to truly understand just how much the series has evolved. There's nothing quite like the hilarious glitches in Oblivion.
#155 to #121 - lorkhan (09/17/2013) [-]
Tis man, tis man gets me.
#146 to #121 - heavymetalninja (09/17/2013) [-]
Arena and Daggerfall are both free on The Elder Scrolls website
Arena and Daggerfall are both free on The Elder Scrolls website
#182 to #146 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
...... **** . I felt so goddamn proud for finding an actual copy of Daggerfall and now I hear THIS?!
#144 to #121 - icrapgoldndiamonds (09/17/2013) [-]
**** yeah dupe glitch ftw
#183 to #144 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
I used to spawn so many health potions in dungeons that at least half of the floor would be ******* purple.
User avatar #143 to #121 - herebemonstars (09/17/2013) [-]
I believe that Daggerfall is In fact free on the Elder scrolls website And quite possibly morrowind too
User avatar #153 to #118 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/17/2013) [-]
dont listen to him morrowind is baaaad
User avatar #83 to #81 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
im kinda the same but waiting for my postman.
#86 to #83 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
Knowing my 			****		 budget, I won't even be able to get my hands on it for a really long time. I wish I would have had the sense to pre-order it when I had the money, but I really really wanted an industrial size bag of marshmallows.
Knowing my **** budget, I won't even be able to get my hands on it for a really long time. I wish I would have had the sense to pre-order it when I had the money, but I really really wanted an industrial size bag of marshmallows.
User avatar #88 to #86 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
sell some stuff may take some time but heck on amazon i flipped a coin , the marshmellows lost.
#90 to #88 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
But how else was I supposed to cover myself in Graham crackers and melted chocolate and swim around in an emptied swimming pool filled with melted marshmallows?
User avatar #91 to #90 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
you drink milk before you sleep its almost the same.
#95 to #91 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
...Do you sleep in Graham Crackers?
User avatar #96 to #95 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
I i sleep with them not on them
#98 to #96 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
You have to be gentle and sensual with them. They like that. Then you touch them just right and oh man they just crumble for you.

Only when they are ready can you sleep on them
User avatar #99 to #98 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
teach me your ways i think i am losing there trust
#103 to #99 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
When you take them out of the box, you gotta go nice and slow. Introduce yourself, talk about your hobbies and theirs. Make them laugh, and make them smile. Now slowly, over time, touch them a little more starting at the top, and (over time) making your way down to the crease. Only when they're ready can you take them out of the wrapping. Now, when you've finally completed the discarding of their sexy plastic clothing and you're staring at the glistening, golden brown curves (edges?) of the cracker, you go in nice and close and just lick it. Lick the 			****		 out of the cracker. Soon, they will crumble beneath you.
When you take them out of the box, you gotta go nice and slow. Introduce yourself, talk about your hobbies and theirs. Make them laugh, and make them smile. Now slowly, over time, touch them a little more starting at the top, and (over time) making your way down to the crease. Only when they're ready can you take them out of the wrapping. Now, when you've finally completed the discarding of their sexy plastic clothing and you're staring at the glistening, golden brown curves (edges?) of the cracker, you go in nice and close and just lick it. Lick the **** out of the cracker. Soon, they will crumble beneath you.
User avatar #107 to #103 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
Do i play Gta V / Or try with a new pack of crackers.
#108 to #107 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
Play GTA V with the crackers. You can playfully fight over the controller and who gets to play, maybe lather each other in melted chocolate and marshmallows. This will gain the trust of the crackers.
User avatar #109 to #108 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
yes yes it all seems so easy now!
#110 to #109 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
When you're done, it should look something like this
User avatar #116 to #110 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
its here we are watching the install together like that!
#119 to #116 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh man, you're so close. Soon you'll have little Graham Cracker-litts of your very own. It's so close you can taste it.
Oh man, you're so close. Soon you'll have little Graham Cracker-litts of your very own. It's so close you can taste it.
User avatar #124 to #119 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
One just cracked
User avatar #125 to #124 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
....You must consume it and become one with the cracker...
User avatar #126 to #125 - trojandetected (09/17/2013) [-]
the cracker is in my digestive system did i make a boo?
User avatar #127 to #126 - thecharliesheen (09/17/2013) [-]
For soon, you and your plumbing system shall be one with the cracker!

REJOICE SOULS, FOR A CRACKER BABY HAS BEEN MADE!
#16 - nighthawxx (09/17/2013) [-]
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#160 to #16 - sposadox (09/17/2013) [-]
Is this a clip from something? Whats it a reference too?
#75 - maguitox (09/17/2013) [-]
Hehe, mods are coming
User avatar #100 to #75 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Did they say a release date for PC?
#179 to #100 - maguitox (09/17/2013) [-]
No, but they have to eventually, and when they do mods shall be coming
No, but they have to eventually, and when they do mods shall be coming
#13 - comandopro (09/17/2013) [-]
************* . Liberty. Prime.
#23 to #13 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
liberty prime is from the BEST halo. HALO 2
User avatar #24 to #23 - trollofhalo (09/17/2013) [-]
Bro, Liberty Prime is clearly from Dead space, just like the comic above is.
User avatar #27 to #24 - mitchr (09/17/2013) [-]
Nah, the comic was from Skyrim, but Liberty Prime was from The Iron Giant.
User avatar #29 to #27 - trollofhalo (09/17/2013) [-]
Nah man, now I'm telling you, I googled "Liberty Prime" and he's definitely from Sonic. but he became the main enemy in Spider-Man after he was transported to Earth 199999
#22 to #13 - snowboardingeng ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"
#2 - urikhi (09/16/2013) [-]
#61 - leonhardtv (09/17/2013) [-]
"Cast ye in the name of God"
#66 to #61 - thenewmaroi (09/17/2013) [-]
Solid reference
#69 to #66 - leonhardtv (09/17/2013) [-]
The Megas would be pretty cool, too.
#49 - romdadon (09/17/2013) [-]
its out now !!!
its out now !!!
User avatar #51 to #49 - priestoftheoldones (09/17/2013) [-]
It'll come out in 4 and a half hours here.
#50 to #49 - romdadon (09/17/2013) [-]
and i'm just here   
not getting it
and i'm just here
not getting it
User avatar #79 to #50 - hideyowives (09/17/2013) [-]
for me its soon
on a related note im not going to be on funny junk for a while
spoiler dodging
User avatar #4 - Hiago (09/16/2013) [-]
There will only be 5 stars in GTA V.
As far as most people know.
#36 to #4 - kebabman (09/17/2013) [-]
I heard once you 100% the game you can get 6 stars
But I could well be wrong
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User avatar #65 to #36 - hydraetis (09/17/2013) [-]
Is that what you had to do for Vice City?! I remember I would go on a rampage slaughtering cops for 30 minutes and I could never get to the full 6 stars, even when I used the cheat for adding stars.
User avatar #150 to #65 - butterisgood (09/17/2013) [-]
If i remember correctly, in GTA 3, vice city, and san andreas, you couldn't get 6 stars untill you unlocked all three islands, and you would get five when you unlocked two of them.
User avatar #157 to #150 - meganinja (09/17/2013) [-]
San Andreas you could get 6 stars. It pretty much required using cheats to be able to make them that mad (not cheats to get that high stars, but cheats to be able to survive up to getting 6 stars). I can't remember what I would do, I think I would shoot down helicopters until they came at me full force.
User avatar #178 to #157 - butterisgood (09/17/2013) [-]
You can easily survive without cheats, with a hydra or something, but all you do is fly around, and it's boring.

i liked to get up on tall and thin structures, and wait for the police chopper to come close (it won't if you're on top of a large building), and steal it. CJ just opens the door and gets in, because a bot is controlling the chopper.

I also liked trying to shoot out hydras that are shooting you with the hustler, i don't think i've ever managed to actually do it, it's quite a challenge.

i should reinstall it.
User avatar #115 to #65 - kebabman (09/17/2013) [-]
Not a clue good sir
User avatar #149 to #4 - bluslenderman (09/17/2013) [-]
i can confirm that
#113 - thathorse (09/17/2013) [-]
For a moment I though it was an EVA (I've been watching too much Evangelion)
For a moment I though it was an EVA (I've been watching too much Evangelion)
User avatar #136 to #113 - darkangeloffire (09/17/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as too much Evangelion
User avatar #32 - mattmanhemi (09/17/2013) [-]
Pacific Rim was an amazing ,underrated movie
User avatar #21 - spyisspy (09/17/2013) [-]
BETTER DEAD THEN RED!
User avatar #25 to #21 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
Glad somebody was thinking what I was.
User avatar #26 to #25 - biohazar (09/17/2013) [-]
so orbital missile strike anyone?
User avatar #28 to #26 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
Liberty never dies.
#30 to #28 - biohazar (09/17/2013) [-]
i have all the DLCs all the armors in my house in megaton but i prefer this beauty , so one of my favorite DLC was operation anchorage , helping the Outcast was nice to me C: , i also drew tear wen that happens i wasn't expecting that to happen ...
#38 to #30 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
Didn't you get Ashe's power armor?
User avatar #39 to #38 - biohazar (09/17/2013) [-]
the pitt ?
no i look for it but i dint find it :l
may you tell me?
i kidnap the kid ,
User avatar #40 to #39 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
You can get one version by collecting all the ingots, and the other by killing Ashe.
User avatar #41 to #40 - biohazar (09/17/2013) [-]
which one have you ?
and where i can kill him? cuse and cant find him ;s
User avatar #44 to #41 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
I have both, and I think you have to kill him while you're stealing the baby.
User avatar #45 to #44 - biohazar (09/17/2013) [-]
damm... well tanks bro ,
User avatar #46 to #45 - itsthatguyagain (09/17/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #164 - askafj (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm not hyped for GTA V and everyone in my class are.

Everyone is hyped for GTA V, and I'm just sitting here... waiting for hearthstone.
User avatar #168 to #164 - stolenusername (09/17/2013) [-]
And i'm just waiting for the elder scrolls online
User avatar #171 to #164 - tomoka (09/17/2013) [-]
Barely anyone even turned up to my class. Probably because of GTA.
User avatar #167 to #164 - matuemco (09/17/2013) [-]
im waiting for pc port and a hearthstone beta key
#71 - lordfuckerslives (09/17/2013) [-]
****		 Yeah.   
Pacific Rim.
**** Yeah.
Pacific Rim.
User avatar #55 - semilunarknight (09/17/2013) [-]
Why the heck are they running? Turn around and go for 8 stars!
User avatar #53 - saimaster (09/17/2013) [-]
Well, Gendo Ikari must be pissed one of his Evas got stolen.
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