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Submitted: 09/16/2013
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User avatar #15 - drunkasaurus (09/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
trying this on grandma, will report back
#16 to #15 - drunkasaurus (09/17/2013) [-]
she died
she died
#3 - benschien (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - kingsombra (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
well **** it why not....and if it doesn't work blame it on the tech guy
#5 - vladstronsy (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At that point I've just left orders to shove my comatose body over a cliff. I'm not going out with a flat line, I'm going out with a splat.
#19 - kaycie (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>unplug me   
>donate all of my organs to people who need them   
>donate rest of body to science   
>cremate the remains when they're done   
>put some of my ashes in a bottle with a note  like in that one post from a while ago  and throw it in the ocean for people to find, write where I've floated to, call a living family member about it, and throw me back in the ocean for the next person to find.   
>use the rest of my ashes mixed with soil to plant a tree
>unplug me
>donate all of my organs to people who need them
>donate rest of body to science
>cremate the remains when they're done
>put some of my ashes in a bottle with a note like in that one post from a while ago and throw it in the ocean for people to find, write where I've floated to, call a living family member about it, and throw me back in the ocean for the next person to find.
>use the rest of my ashes mixed with soil to plant a tree
#20 to #19 - twofreegerbils ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
People getting blown down stairs thread?
People getting blown down stairs thread?
#36 - Yojimbo (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If I'm ever on life support, or in a coma, just lean down and whisper in my ear: "Half Life 3 was released".
#12 - imthatbrony (09/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
are you sure this will work?
are you sure this will work?
#8 - therollbandit (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**therollbandit rolls 22**
#44 - rockamekishiko (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
...or blow me
User avatar #11 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**rubiksoctohedron rolls 13** how many seconds to wait before plugging back in
User avatar #17 to #11 - dudeyouisnasty (09/17/2013) [-]
However long it takes to briefly vacuum the room.
#35 - xxscopemanxx (09/17/2013) [-]
I'll just tell my family to set it to wumbo, usually works.
User avatar #33 - hoosierlady (09/17/2013) [-]
No, you've got it all wrong, find the cartridge, remove it, blow on it, put it back in.
#53 - freejumper (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #52 - sepheroth (09/17/2013) [-]
If I were ever in a vegetative state, I'd like my body cut up and sauteed with garlic and onions.
User avatar #23 - icametocomment ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Haw.

In all seriousness, though, if I ever get to the point where I can no longer take care of myself and my mind is gone, I think I'll just have somebody toss me in front of a bus. I'm not dying a vegetable.
User avatar #41 - shinote (09/17/2013) [-]
Try power-cycling it for 5 minutes.
User avatar #18 - sirbutterballs (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What would happen if they pumped testosterone, ecstasy, and viagra into your comatosed body...
User avatar #54 - thekiwihacker (09/17/2013) [-]
They tried that in "Lone Wolf", by Jodi Picoult. It didn't work
User avatar #49 - nyctonightingale (09/17/2013) [-]
My friend and I were having a discussion one day about what we'd want to happen when we died. My friend said he wanted a big ass party to be thrown in his honor, be cremated, and then have his ashes shot out of a cannon with confetti.


TL;DR - Die, get cremated, shoot ashes out of a cannon, awesome.
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