Hue. OC, though I believe something similar has been done before (well, duh, it's the internet, everything has been done before). I FEEL Mil FOB m KIDS WM HINT  gta 5
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - spearpwi
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Hey, nothing wrong with young parents. I was had at 19 and my brother at 17. We both ended up alright.
User avatar #8 to #5 - breaken
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Relax It's a joke.
User avatar #14 to #5 - Kairyuka
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Nice to hear that it can happen well too
Was it planned?
#44 to #5 - anon id: 4d23244d
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i was had "had" "HAD" whut
User avatar #145 to #44 - spearpwi
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Yes, "had", *******. I was given. I was spawned. ****, if English ain't your first language then fair enough. However, if it is, get your head out of your arse.
#84 to #5 - anon id: 9c9306c1
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If you found your way to funnyjunk, obviously not.
User avatar #123 to #5 - mrfourtysevenman
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lol im only 19 and both my parents are baby boomers
User avatar #134 to #5 - linktheherooftime
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I'm 17. My mother had me at 20. My Grandma had her at 16, and my Great-Grandmother had my Grandma at 16. I come from a long line of having children young, yet I'm still a virgin, and am probably going to be for many more years.
User avatar #27 to #5 - ocnamesaregone
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Hey, I was had at 36, my father 34.

Let me tell you that I wish they had me earlier.

Growing old and seeing them growing older is nothing fun.

They're almost 60 and I'm about to turn 20 god damnit
#79 to #27 - thepandaking
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get on my level. I was had in my mother's early 40's. that's pretty damn late. My dad is older than her too, so he's getting really old fast.   
You just learn to not really think about it so much...   
   
<me escaping reality
get on my level. I was had in my mother's early 40's. that's pretty damn late. My dad is older than her too, so he's getting really old fast.
You just learn to not really think about it so much...

<me escaping reality
User avatar #228 to #27 - randomlunchbox
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I understand you. My dad is dead already and i'm only 17, yet most of my friends parents are like 40.
User avatar #264 to #27 - hydraetis
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I'm 18 and my dad's 64
User avatar #69 to #27 - bakayarokonoyaro
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^ I agree with this. My parents had me pretty late and it kind of sucks not knowing whether or not they'll get to see my little sister graduate.
#318 to #27 - swinglish
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I know that feel. My dad is 70 and I am 20.
Whenever I look at him and I see that he is sad, it breaks my heart.
User avatar #188 to #5 - bushingenna
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In a sense it would almost be kind of fun
User avatar #316 to #5 - thisisrarity
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It's more of a stab at 14 y/o pregnancies and stuff
User avatar #15 to #5 - rangerofthesea
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i was had at 18, my brother at 19, and my youngest brother at like 22 or 23...my mom started young, but shes been with my dad for a long time now...they just celebrated their 20th anniversary
User avatar #202 to #5 - nigalthornberry
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My parents were almost 50 when they had me
User avatar #224 to #5 - jtastic
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at least your mom can buy you gta
#234 to #5 - richhobo
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Not gonna lie. I read that as "My mom was 19 when she had me. My brother was 17"
#51 to #5 - tredbear
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#77 to #51 - anon id: 2a760abf
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>browses funnyjunk
>goes to parties

pick one.
User avatar #189 to #77 - bushingenna
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i do both...
#71 to #51 - riposter
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He is saying his mother had them at those ages, not that he nor his brother have kids. Hope you are not confused anymore. Also who needs parties? I'm so lonely
User avatar #73 to #71 - tredbear
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god damn I'm retarded
#74 to #73 - riposter
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We all have those moments pal.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shadir
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Even Snookie is more responsible than you two...
#165 to #5 - anon id: def65db2
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hell im 20 and i have an adopted daughter. She is 16 months old and has the mental acumen of a three year old. Typically young parents don't do well, but some of us do.
#22 to #5 - adamks
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You're saying that while browsing funnyjunk.
User avatar #146 to #22 - spearpwi
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Touché
#253 to #146 - iamnotacleverman
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It's touche
User avatar #284 to #253 - TwistedBamboozler
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he was actually correct . . .
#295 to #284 - anon id: df869db7
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he was making a joke if you actually watch drake and josh you'd know joshs dad corrects people who say Touché with Touche
#310 to #295 - anon id: ade394a0
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#249 to #146 - anon id: ade394a0
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#13 - anon id: 3d3b7c18
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I won't have it because I don't own a console I can play it on. I'm jobless, my parents sure as hell don't spoil me, and it's hard to get rewards for grades when your sister is going through college.
User avatar #36 to #13 - redrex
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im a sophomore in highschool, one of my sisters is currently in college, i bought myself a PS3 with my own money that i earned, don't ******* complain, do something
User avatar #68 to #13 - IAmManbearpig
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then either get a job or stop ******* complaining like a bitch.
User avatar #124 to #13 - pwoneill
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You sound like you have it better than most of us, so shut the **** up
User avatar #56 to #13 - Onemanretardpack
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Oh no, my parents won't spend hundreds of dollars for **** I don't need! Woe is me!
User avatar #207 to #13 - dsgbiohazard
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Sorry about FJ's retarded bangwagoning problems.

I am on the same boat for the console part, since it's not for the PC.
As for the money, I pirate. So I don't really care, except for when I want to coop.
#230 to #13 - cycloberrick
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all you have to do is believe
all you have to do is believe
#23 to #13 - Yojimbo
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#268 to #23 - anon id: 9bed07ce
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ffx
#135 to #23 - garymotherfinoak
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User avatar #137 to #135 - garymotherfinoak
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i reread. albeit he isn't doing much to earn cash, but he's only getting **** because he's anon.
#19 - include
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You guys can't escape funnyjunk, you'll be back within a week.
You guys can't escape funnyjunk, you'll be back within a week.
#104 to #19 - beheaded
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nah i'm probably not even coming back to this site until like next year with GTA 5 like literally around the corner for me and other people, i think funnyjunk is going to look like a ghost town, i mean unless you're not getting GTA 5 which kinda sucks for you IMO
nah i'm probably not even coming back to this site until like next year with GTA 5 like literally around the corner for me and other people, i think funnyjunk is going to look like a ghost town, i mean unless you're not getting GTA 5 which kinda sucks for you IMO
#108 to #104 - include
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I am going to get it, but I can't play it because I have many assignments and projects to do for school.
I am going to get it, but I can't play it because I have many assignments and projects to do for school.
User avatar #289 to #108 - ianistheman
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But just imagine, after you finish your projects and hand everthing in. You get to just sit down, relax and play. Its gonna be great
#110 to #108 - beheaded
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dude i understand i have football practice like every night and a lot of projects and essays for this whole month, but i still have a lot of time in my hands for GTA 5
dude i understand i have football practice like every night and a lot of projects and essays for this whole month, but i still have a lot of time in my hands for GTA 5
User avatar #155 to #110 - xsnowbanex
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Dude, football takes up soo much ****** time. and then AP chem and the labs. And ****** FBLA meetings. And college applications... **** man, i have no time... except for Funnjunk
#114 to #110 - include
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Good to hear.
Good to hear.
User avatar #138 to #19 - mrfop
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Mine's installing and while I browse...
#25 - gitanisme
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People actually used to have children when they were like 14 back in the times.
There's much less teen pregnancy nowadays.
User avatar #132 to #25 - nabbit
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That was also back when the life expectancy was lower.
#213 to #25 - anon id: bbde78a9
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1. People commonly died in their 30s-50s back in "The day"
2. People were generally Catholic back then, you had sex to have kids, not for fun.
3. More kids=More farm hands= more food= live to see tomorrow.
#94 to #25 - twentyten
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S/He actually right you, with all the preteen marriages back in the day. Sadly, it still occurs today, albeit much less so.
User avatar #109 to #94 - mondominiman
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Yeah but back then weren't they also responsible. They had to act like adults once they were wed and take on all the responsibilities unlike kids today who have a kid and pass it off to their parents so they can continue to go out each night and get drunk.
#82 - gayanon
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#317 to #82 - johrny
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User avatar #159 to #82 - lynchdude
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why am i laughing so hard at this?
User avatar #203 to #82 - nigalthornberry
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Who needs GTA V when you have mafia 2
#176 to #82 - girrafalopegis
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Nearly spat my drink everywhere.
#41 - wobblewub
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Not to brag or anything....

But my dad's a pretty cool guy. He buys us two copies of GTA V and doesn't afraid of anything.

My dick is going to explode tomorrow.
#54 to #41 - gcschris
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&quot;He buys us two copies of GTA V and doesn't afraid of anything&quot;   
   
Implying that buying GTA V is some sort of annual or otherwise periodic event and GTA V is somehow scary.
"He buys us two copies of GTA V and doesn't afraid of anything"

Implying that buying GTA V is some sort of annual or otherwise periodic event and GTA V is somehow scary.
User avatar #61 to #54 - successfully
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Know your 4chan Hall of Fame.
User avatar #117 to #54 - SognaVetr
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You missed the joke, son. Flew right past ya!
User avatar #106 to #54 - wobblewub
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Or just thumb me down.

Fine, be a dick about it.
User avatar #102 to #54 - wobblewub
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Calm down man. I was just being silly.
#215 to #41 - anon id: 3d124a92
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my dad doesn't afraid of nothing either, broseph joseph .
User avatar #48 to #41 - apellon
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sorry about your dick man. mine went off last week. this rubber hose just doesn't do it for me
User avatar #103 to #48 - wobblewub
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Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #312 to #41 - edwardyeap
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eh is a pretty cool guy.
#53 to #41 - EvilPixelKillr
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doesn't afraid of anything
#150 to #53 - ugoboom
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User avatar #58 to #53 - herecomesjohnny
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look up the expression
#238 to #53 - siemorecox
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You've been on this site for 3 years and you have never seen that expression before? How is that possible?
User avatar #140 to #53 - twofreegerbils
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Tell me that's the first time you've heard that expression in the 3 years you've been here.
#83 to #53 - anon id: 2a760abf
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X is a pretty cool guy, he X and doesn't afraid of anything.

Its a meme/ internet expression.
#80 to #53 - notstill
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&gt;being this new   
 using meem arrows on FJ
>being this new
using meem arrows on FJ
#121 to #80 - anon id: b2f9d967
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You're a faggot.
#86 to #80 - anon id: 2a760abf
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I hope you spelled meme that way on purpose, else hes not the only one who's new.
#89 to #86 - notstill
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mfw anon talkin smack   
   
yall betta back da **** up fo u get slapped da **** up
mfw anon talkin smack

yall betta back da **** up fo u get slapped da **** up
#111 - ronnnycombo
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**ronnnycombo rolled a random image posted in comment #556 at humanity's finest ** My face when I play GTA V Tomorrow
User avatar #129 to #111 - loopymoomoo
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actually might be accurate.
User avatar #93 - truekiller
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I already beat all 3 campaigns on pc version xbox emulator.
#141 to #93 - anon id: 8bf42b85
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>PC version Xbox Emulator

Holy ****. How low is your IQ? There's no such ******* thing.
User avatar #142 to #93 - castellandraco
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now what would this emulators name be....
#164 to #93 - JudasLitl
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User avatar #175 to #93 - hybridxproject
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how? what emulator
#177 to #175 - qwertyupp
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he is full of **** bro. 1. not possible to emulate the 360/ps3 right now 2. the "3" campaigns are 1 campaign with 3 interchangeable characters (michael franklin and trevor).
#180 to #177 - hybridxproject
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thanks
thanks
#181 to #180 - qwertyupp
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no problem man.
www.skidrowgames.net/grand-theft-auto-v-xbox360-quack.html

here is a link to the game (360 iso is the only one out right now that I know of) just flash your disc drive to run it from a burnt disc or mod your 360 to run it from GOD format
User avatar #107 to #93 - Sammmy
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Pretty sure it's one campaign with 3 characters....
User avatar #98 to #93 - zombiemercedes
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I already ****** your mom on your bed
User avatar #101 to #98 - truekiller
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fight me
User avatar #96 to #93 - soupkittenagain
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3 campaigns?
#113 to #93 - rambochicken
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Congrats, you win the award of nobody gives a ****!
Congrats, you win the award of nobody gives a ****!
#206 - tigerblade
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**tigerblade rolled a random image posted in comment #16167 at Brony board ** mfw gta V comes out tomorrow
User avatar #211 to #206 - executorchunk
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... nice roll.
User avatar #251 to #206 - raquizta
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It's out today in my country.
#136 - leonhardtv
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And I'm just over here, enjoying the **** out of Saints Row 4.
And I'm just over here, enjoying the **** out of Saints Row 4.
#231 to #136 - wilfredfanforever
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That makes two of us
That makes two of us
#309 to #136 - deckbox
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im stil on saints 3 lol. will get soon tho its like the Acid version of gta
#200 to #136 - xmonke
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