Jewphoric. .. Best one.
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#50 - tenmillionbears (09/16/2013) [-]
Best one.
#3 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
He never really got that $10.
#134 to #3 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Kind of greedy by him to ask for 5$
#157 to #3 - deckbox (09/17/2013) [-]
[HD] Family Guy Mort's Cousin the Magician
#108 to #3 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Man, I wish I had logged in.
User avatar #20 to #3 - Animalkilla (09/16/2013) [-]
it's too bad he only got $0
User avatar #95 to #20 - granodd (09/17/2013) [-]
Really sucks that he owes his dad $5 now.
User avatar #127 to #95 - crazyhindu (09/17/2013) [-]
Too bad he ran off before he got his $10
#119 to #95 - pkrbarmoviea (09/17/2013) [-]
That was really funny.
User avatar #173 to #95 - Animalkilla (09/17/2013) [-]
you took that to the next level
User avatar #72 to #3 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
Why did he need $5 anyways?
#21 to #9 - parman (09/16/2013) [-]
They already knew!
User avatar #53 to #9 - wlflvr ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
21st century? That photo is from Nazi Propaganda in the 1940's....
#58 to #53 - popesoybean (09/16/2013) [-]
Nope, our lord and savior Ben Garrison drew it in the 2000's
Nice try stupid goyim
User avatar #59 to #58 - wlflvr ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Huh, just looked it up myself, and you are right old boy! My teacher must have put this image in the wrong context then! My deepest apologies. Statement retracted...
User avatar #71 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/17/2013) [-]
You should tell your teacher that he's wrong then.
User avatar #83 to #71 - wlflvr ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
I will.
User avatar #63 to #53 - onceman (09/17/2013) [-]
I always though it was a charicature of shylock from the merchant of venice, never seen it as that, but that's just how I imagined him.
#103 to #53 - niggastolemyname (09/17/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled a random image posted in comment #3691518 at Friendly ** the more you knoooooooooooooooow
#57 - mkoala (09/16/2013) [-]
the cartoon irl
User avatar #15 - anusraper (09/16/2013) [-]
You know why jews have such big noses ?

because air is free

hue
User avatar #18 to #15 - dubious ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #19 to #18 - scio (09/16/2013) [-]
You can mouse over these things to read them. Until you figure that out the punchline to the joke will be the biggest mystery of your entire life
User avatar #49 to #19 - dubious ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
haaaaaaa
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User avatar #33 to #15 - alphagex ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
also is because, so they can sniff out all your money
User avatar #61 to #15 - shockstorm (09/17/2013) [-]
How do you fit 30 jews in a car?

Two in the front, three in the back, and 25 in the ashtray



Where's my ticket to hell?
User avatar #66 to #61 - JewishBlackGuy (09/17/2013) [-]
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a broom and a dustpan.
User avatar #67 to #66 - shockstorm (09/17/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?\


Pizzas don't scream when they're put in the oven...
#85 to #67 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven
User avatar #102 to #85 - shockstorm (09/17/2013) [-]
put your mouse over the eye, it has the punchline to the joke
User avatar #68 to #67 - JewishBlackGuy (09/17/2013) [-]
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

You look at her wrist.
*ba-dum-tss*
User avatar #69 to #68 - shockstorm (09/17/2013) [-]
What do you do to a jew with ADHD?


you put him in a concentration camp.
#64 to #61 - Ulmer (09/17/2013) [-]
asdl;fkjal;ksnd
asdl;fkjal;ksnd
#27 to #15 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
your username....nyes i like it
#46 to #43 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
i sear i'm crying of laughter, my mouse passed over the picture enlargening it, and now i have a huge ass zoomed picture of a jewish sea elephant asking me money

god my sides actually hurt
#45 to #43 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
wat in the ???
#31 to #28 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
it's 1 am and im the only ass hat in my apartment laughing like a tool when everyone else is sleeping, well played, well played
it's 1 am and im the only ass hat in my apartment laughing like a tool when everyone else is sleeping, well played, well played
User avatar #39 to #31 - anusraper (09/16/2013) [-]
DO THE SALAMANDER this guy is a japanese god
User avatar #40 to #39 - crazycommando (09/16/2013) [-]
oh yeah no the guy clearly does some pretty good ****
#115 to #27 - spikedude (09/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Tobias Funke

"I'm a double professional: an analyst and a therapist. I've decided to create a new word for it. I'm the world's first analrapist."

"Everyone deserves a new start. That's why I made my license plate 'A nu start.'"
#5 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
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#87 - killerblue (09/17/2013) [-]
With love, /v/ and /pol/
User avatar #109 to #87 - guymandude (09/17/2013) [-]
what the **** is going on
User avatar #125 to #109 - killerblue (09/17/2013) [-]
It was a comic done on the escapist about white privilege, /v/ and /pol/ found it and had some fun with it
User avatar #126 to #125 - guymandude (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm wondering how much it's altered from the original
#128 to #126 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Here's the original.
User avatar #166 to #128 - guymandude (09/17/2013) [-]
That was pretty good
#86 to #47 - teranin (09/17/2013) [-]
Google Translate got you that green thumb.
User avatar #124 to #86 - newforomador (09/17/2013) [-]
What I heard from the first time that was posted was that those lines are actually the first lines said in the opening scene.
#160 to #124 - baim (09/17/2013) [-]
You Sir speak the truth
#60 to #47 - DerpScout (09/16/2013) [-]
10/10 would laugh again.
10/10 would laugh again.
User avatar #98 to #70 - rdnyan (09/17/2013) [-]
J'ewthulu
#2 - treborsivad (09/16/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #122 - phoenix grinder (09/17/2013) [-]
you. butchered. this. joke. if you tell it right it's hilarious..at a party can spawn a whole wave of Hebrew askew. as follows (try reading it in a really arrogant Boston or Brooklyn accent)

Jew kid says to his Jew dad "Dad! Can I have fifty dollars?"

Jew Dad says "Forty dollars? I haven't got thirty dollars..what do you need twenty dollars for anyways? Here's ten bucks, split it with your sister."

Phoenixed
User avatar #146 to #122 - luwak (09/17/2013) [-]
Still isnt even funny though.. Either that or I don't get it
User avatar #175 to #146 - phoenix grinder (09/18/2013) [-]
go eat your potato pancake then
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#172 to #142 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
#57 already got to it.....8 hours before you
#116 - MrSquidward ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
#105 - cactusphalus ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
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#4 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
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#6 to #4 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
I was going to post that.
User avatar #16 to #6 - miscarriage (09/16/2013) [-]
me2
#17 to #16 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
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#29 to #26 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
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#32 to #30 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
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#37 to #34 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
What the 			****		?
What the **** ?
#38 to #37 - miscarriage (09/16/2013) [-]
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Lol idunno
#44 to #38 - include (09/16/2013) [-]
[barking intensifies]
[barking intensifies]
#48 to #44 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
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#84 to #48 - zarkaronx (09/17/2013) [-]
wait sauce!   
   
 It's Sword Art Online I already know I thought I'd just post the version I had.
wait sauce!

It's Sword Art Online I already know I thought I'd just post the version I had.
#88 to #44 - teranin (09/17/2013) [-]
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#99 to #17 - shadowdong (09/17/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #132 to #99 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Wakfu

Praise Zone
#176 to #132 - shadowdong (09/18/2013) [-]
whoop whoop
User avatar #178 to #176 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
to zone or source?
#179 to #178 - shadowdong (09/19/2013) [-]
source
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