spiders. . what it every spider We ever crushed thought it was like. living in my house with me the whole time and one day Most tler off the handle and murdered
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spiders

what it every spider We ever crushed thought it was like.
living in my house with me the whole time and one day Most
tler off the handle and murdered it like it just thought we
were hanging out together
has every spider died while feeling a sense of
literally everyone on here is on mugs
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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#6 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
The calm in the comment section before people bitch about tumblr comments...
#12 - lolerlaura (09/16/2013) [-]
Pet spiders recognize their owners. Also jumping spiders are cute.
User avatar #31 to #12 - DrPeppir (09/17/2013) [-]
Peacock Spider 5
User avatar #102 to #31 - danniegurl (09/17/2013) [-]
It's just trying to get its spider dick wet.
#18 - thesovereigngrave (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, the spiders are your friends. They keep help kill all those nasty pests; like flies and birds.
User avatar #21 to #18 - zerosonaku (09/17/2013) [-]
Actually. Indoor spiders help kill off any parasitic insects that feed off of your blood/dead skin cells.
User avatar #26 to #21 - thesovereigngrave (09/17/2013) [-]
I was making a joke.
User avatar #23 to #21 - harrisonfordor (09/17/2013) [-]
Do I need dead skin cells?
#27 to #23 - tender (09/17/2013) [-]
they dont only eat the dead skin, like bed bugs, they drink blood too, thus giving you itch little red bumps
User avatar #28 to #27 - harrisonfordor (09/17/2013) [-]
So spider be good and bad? Sheeit now I'm all conFLICTED.
#29 to #28 - tender (09/17/2013) [-]
house spiders 85% of the time are harmless,
unless you live in austrailia
User avatar #66 to #29 - accalia (09/17/2013) [-]
In australia we live in a veritable shark pool of deadly spiders
User avatar #24 to #23 - zerosonaku (09/17/2013) [-]
No, but that doesn't stop the bugs from crawling all over you at night.
User avatar #25 to #24 - harrisonfordor (09/17/2013) [-]
**** creepy magnified.
User avatar #56 to #18 - brotherhood (09/17/2013) [-]
holy **** wat the ******* *****
User avatar #61 to #18 - deadlydong (09/17/2013) [-]
holy jupiter tits! what is that?
#120 to #18 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST
#124 to #18 - nextnextnextnext (09/17/2013) [-]
So many things to kill, so little fire
#33 - FUUUU (09/17/2013) [-]
Had a spiderbro one time. It lived in my shower. I had taken down my curtains because a different spider was not being a bro and scared the 			****		 out of me, but the curtain rod was standing up in the corner of the shower. Another spider moved in, and I was about to kill it when I saw all the bugs it had eaten for me. It lived there for about two months, then my dad's housekeeper cleaned the shower. I walked into the bathroom to see her crush the spider in a tissue and throw it in a toilet.
Had a spiderbro one time. It lived in my shower. I had taken down my curtains because a different spider was not being a bro and scared the **** out of me, but the curtain rod was standing up in the corner of the shower. Another spider moved in, and I was about to kill it when I saw all the bugs it had eaten for me. It lived there for about two months, then my dad's housekeeper cleaned the shower. I walked into the bathroom to see her crush the spider in a tissue and throw it in a toilet.
#14 - bladebites (09/16/2013) [-]
"Literally everyone on here is on drugs"   
That person specifically irritates me
"Literally everyone on here is on drugs"
That person specifically irritates me
#16 - civilengine (09/16/2013) [-]
I accidentally drowned my spider bro in the shower. I didn't know he was there killing a fly when I turn on the water. I finally saw him struggling for his life but when I turned off the water it was already to late. He had gone down the water drain and I have not seen him since. Life isn't the same without him.
#15 - sanguinesolitude (09/16/2013) [-]
I heard you were having a party so i brought all my friends...
I heard you were having a party so i brought all my friends...
#74 to #15 - Whatwhat (09/17/2013) [-]
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#7 - swagloon (09/16/2013) [-]
Spiders are real ******* Kawaii *****
#3 - tazze (09/16/2013) [-]
#9 - imapancake (09/16/2013) [-]
I ******* hate tumblr posts like this, its some faggot saying something that is obviously stupid, then other faggots come in to tell them they are all crazy, then the last guy just ******* caps locks his dick off "y u hav runed cheld hode 4 me?!?!?"
User avatar #57 to #9 - mrswagly (09/17/2013) [-]
Or the stupid ******* people who think they're edgy for being on this site that,"WUT HAS THIS SITE DON 2 ME? I NEED 2 GO 2 BED!" It's annoying as **** and not funny.
User avatar #117 to #9 - goodwhale (09/17/2013) [-]
thumbed for the picture, but i think you should **** off and just let people enjoy what they want
#95 to #9 - furiousmarshmellow (09/17/2013) [-]
...Does text on a website really anger you THAT much?
...Does text on a website really anger you THAT much?
#122 to #95 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Some people who stay in home all day doing nothing but browsing the internet without any exercise or socializing tend to be very angry about every little thing in the world.

I assume he is one of those people.
User avatar #20 to #9 - onceman (09/17/2013) [-]
I ******* hate doge posts like this, its some faggot saying something that is obviously stupid, then other faggots come in to tell them "wow; such craze; very amuse", then the last guy just ******* says the same ******* **** except with a different topic

I literally just copied, pasted, and replaced a few words.
User avatar #101 to #20 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
wow
such mad
very anger
#50 to #20 - imapancake (09/17/2013) [-]
I hope you realize that I was comparing the idiocy of tumblr posts to the idiocy of the doge posts. Pic related, now I'm comparing the idiocy of doge posts and you.
User avatar #53 to #50 - onceman (09/17/2013) [-]
There's no way that I could have known you were being ironic, try to be a little less subtle, and obssessive while you're at it.
User avatar #114 to #50 - idunnolol (09/17/2013) [-]
Doge is love, doge is life.


Thank you based doge.
User avatar #63 to #50 - zionsype (09/17/2013) [-]
You didn't see the irony of his post was using your text and making fun of you with it
#1 - empithree (09/16/2013) [-]
mfw friendly spiders
mfw friendly spiders
#92 - tdogmeds (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh, God,
they don't know about spider bro!
#60 - houseofscarlet (09/17/2013) [-]
your skin feels itchy now
User avatar #82 to #60 - leonhardtv (09/17/2013) [-]
That big one has a mana bar
#89 - Dwarf (09/17/2013) [-]
ICEWRAITH I HAVE SUMMONED YOU
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User avatar #125 to #123 - Dwarf (09/17/2013) [-]
I JUST
#94 - ztwenyeight (09/17/2013) [-]
NOPE!
#85 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
We now live in a generation where people who think deep or use their imaginations are now considered "on drugs". I mean, has peoples' originality and creativity gone so far too **** , that now whenever someone says something with deep thought, people say "you're on drugs, dude." or "I want some of whatever you're having!"? Maybe i'm looking too far into a joke, but it's still unfunny and lame. Call me what you want, but these ******* Tumblr faggots piss me off. Imagining a spider thinking you're it's friend, does not sound anything like a drug trip. It's just called having an imagination, you ******* idiot. Wow, I can't believe how angry this made me, I am just gonna go to sleep now.
#83 - zecaida (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #87 - memescomefromb (09/17/2013) [-]


Fine, I didn't want to be your friend anyways!
User avatar #108 to #79 - bruinspatriot (09/17/2013) [-]
all aboard the Nope Train to ************** .
User avatar #126 to #118 - bruinspatriot (09/17/2013) [-]
ahhh, there it is. thanks!
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