Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty. . Neil det' iraatz wean J-'.. Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft they will pick me Nei
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty

Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft
they will pick me
Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
defendant wee amused of selling at
mine. I told the Judge it was just dgrams. was than sent home
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User avatar #33 to #16 - deadlydong (09/16/2013) [-]
you have made my day with this pic fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #20 to #16 - xdeathspawnx (09/16/2013) [-]
oh god I couldn't stop laughing. One of the best I've seen.
User avatar #21 to #20 - pappathethird (09/16/2013) [-]
It had to be done
#9 - thedecodedgamer (09/16/2013) [-]
The court made it sound like a large amount to uneducated people.
#60 to #9 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
americans and your stupid imperial system
#63 to #60 - blokrokker (09/17/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with nationality. 3000 milligrams sounds like a hell of a lot more than 3 grams, even if they are the exact same in context.
It has nothing to do with nationality. 3000 milligrams sounds like a hell of a lot more than 3 grams, even if they are the exact same in context.
#88 to #60 - hellsjester ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Australians and your over inflated video game/ movie market and over censorship of all medias. so who seems more empirical now?
#114 to #88 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
the only stuff that's censored is stuff that people know has a huge, child-based demographic and is deemed inappropriate for such audiences
User avatar #115 to #114 - hellsjester ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
so a label that says m is intended for adults and mature audiences. you know 17 +. so where are the children in this?
#64 to #9 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... 3 grams of cocaine is ******* nothing. He must have done something to really piss off that cop to get arrested for it.

As a point of reference; here in Florida, up to 28 grams is only a 3rd degree felony (which is basically a misdemeanor).
#93 to #64 - spikedude (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, he was black.
Yeah, he was black.
User avatar #95 to #9 - guymandude (09/17/2013) [-]
that's...really alarming and depressing.
#13 to #9 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Is that the template that Phanact used as a template for his avatar?
User avatar #14 to #13 - phanact (09/16/2013) [-]
Actually we extracted the template from the one I have
User avatar #28 to #14 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
So, where did you get the avatar from, anyway?

Did somebody just decide "Hey, I'll make a simplistic avatar for Phanact! I'm sure he'll love it!" ?
#39 to #28 - phanact (09/16/2013) [-]
Well originally it was from ASDFmovie, from the "Here hold this" guy
Then someone made a really low quality edit of it
Then someone cropped out the edit of it
Then someone else put a smile on it
Then someone else decided to vector it
And thus, the Phanact... thing was created
#66 to #39 - jacksipian (09/17/2013) [-]
this guy?
User avatar #98 to #66 - phanact (09/17/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #59 to #39 - tanisrapedmygoat (09/17/2013) [-]
why does everyone hate you?
User avatar #62 to #39 - thedecodedgamer (09/17/2013) [-]
Well it went from me making a comment based on facts to having you in this group.
User avatar #34 to #14 - xtwinblade (09/16/2013) [-]
Wait, so you made the avatar and then the template?
User avatar #40 to #34 - phanact (09/16/2013) [-]
Please read below
User avatar #55 to #40 - xtwinblade (09/17/2013) [-]
Btw, where did you get the Blaze-Phanact idea from anyways?
User avatar #97 to #55 - phanact (09/17/2013) [-]
Its my OC pony
User avatar #118 to #97 - xtwinblade (09/17/2013) [-]
well it really caught on
User avatar #36 to #13 - thinegame (09/16/2013) [-]
Wait I thought it came from ASDF movies.
#49 to #9 - fromthepresent (09/16/2013) [-]
Well he did sell 3 BILLION nanograms of cocaine
User avatar #48 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
He may not have served on the jury that day, but he definitely served that judge.
#12 - benschien (09/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah it's black science man!
User avatar #10 to #1 - bjornkrage (09/16/2013) [-]
-black science guy
User avatar #11 to #2 - theluppijackal (09/16/2013) [-]
I just bought one of his books
5 dimensions
I can already feel my brain pretending to understand
#30 to #2 - fistoftheaxis (09/16/2013) [-]
Woah, Jimmy Page!   
   
   
Play stairway.
Woah, Jimmy Page!


Play stairway.
#42 - bitchpleaseshutup (09/16/2013) [-]
"People die if they are killed"
#43 to #42 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
-Black Science Man
User avatar #51 to #43 - lebarricuda (09/16/2013) [-]
I feel bad for laughing at anon's post...
User avatar #3 - whathappenedtofj (09/16/2013) [-]
I thought it'a illegal for members of the jury to talk about the case outside court?
User avatar #15 to #3 - pizzamuffins (09/16/2013) [-]
i guess neil don't give a ****
User avatar #31 to #3 - loonquawl (09/16/2013) [-]
Only if you're picked to be a member of the jury, and only during the trial. If you're sent home of if the trial is over, they can't just make you shut up about it forever.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingxddd (09/16/2013) [-]
"I wonder if they pick me"
User avatar #5 to #4 - whathappenedtofj (09/16/2013) [-]
"Last time"

User avatar #6 to #5 - squidgywidgy (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm not sure but i think it's on going cases.
I'm probably wrong though.
User avatar #7 to #6 - infernalinsolence (09/16/2013) [-]
I know in the UK members of the public are allowed to watch most cases. I got told to by my teacher. And I'm fairly sure it is ongoing cases.
#41 to #3 - supposesuppose (09/16/2013) [-]
Only when the case is in session
#8 to #3 - menogustaaa (09/16/2013) [-]
only with ongoing cases. once the case is closed / sentence is passed its ok
#74 - yorker (09/17/2013) [-]
Before you go to jury duty, you get a slip asking if you have any prejudices, are racist, etc...

My dad never has to go because he just writes "I hate ******* ".

Even though his only good friends at the station (He's a cop) are black.

Seriously, that's all you have to do.
User avatar #100 to #74 - deadlydong (09/17/2013) [-]
i want to thumb this up but i cant. now i am upset.
User avatar #108 to #100 - yorker (09/17/2013) [-]
It's the thought that counts.
Come thumb it up when you can.
User avatar #109 to #108 - deadlydong (09/17/2013) [-]
i will try my hardest for a fellow funnyjunker.
User avatar #112 to #74 - notahuman (09/17/2013) [-]
I kinda want to serve jury duty >_>
User avatar #76 to #74 - guiguito (09/17/2013) [-]
that's genious.
User avatar #92 to #76 - yorker (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah my dad is pretty cool, but my stepmom being the cunt that she is managed to find something wrong with pretending to be racist, too.
Some people are no fun.
#75 to #74 - superintrovert (09/17/2013) [-]
Saget is so edgy these days. . .
User avatar #67 - baditch (09/17/2013) [-]
My friend's dad told the selection committee that he could tell who was guilty just by looking at them. They never asked him to be on jury duty again.
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#17 - multikonto (09/16/2013) [-]
Do judges in America dont know what milligram is ? Am I understanding this correctly ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - danielsturk (09/16/2013) [-]
The joke was him not considering it to be a large enough amount to worry about.
Not the that 3000mg = 3g
#23 to #18 - kanedam ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
are you sure?
it seems more likely to me that "3 thousand milligrams isnt as much as you might think! it's just 3 grams after all"
like, the 3000 beeing chosen because it could seem like more.
User avatar #38 to #23 - thinegame (09/16/2013) [-]
Or they measured using milligrams, and Black Science Man was thrown out for speaking when he wasn't supposed
#119 to #38 - danielsturk (09/17/2013) [-]
I feel like a joke isn't funny if you have to debate the pun D:
#44 to #38 - kanedam ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #35 to #17 - sanguinesolitude (09/16/2013) [-]
its more the prosecutor saying 3 THOUUUUSAAAANNND milligrams trying to make it sound like more than 3g
#24 to #17 - flyslasher (09/16/2013) [-]
They said 3000mg because it sounds like a lot more than 3g.
#52 - imthatbrony (09/16/2013) [-]
Heh heh heh heh
Heh heh heh heh
User avatar #68 - severepwner (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm going to start doing that now.
I don't think you understand. I have to drive 760320 inches every day just to get to school.
User avatar #65 - songemot (09/17/2013) [-]
Should've said 3 quadrillion femtograms.
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#106 to #104 - philogus **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
Three QUADRILLION Femtograms?
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#58 - cronoss (09/17/2013) [-]
Because it takes that guys knowledge to know grade-school level conversions?
User avatar #45 - laky (09/16/2013) [-]
3 grams of coke is actually kind of a lot
#47 to #45 - teranin (09/16/2013) [-]
It's not even an 8-ball.  It was probably supposed to be an 8-ball but the 			************		 shorted it by half a g.   
   
Now Heroin, on the other hand, yeah that's a lot of heroin.
It's not even an 8-ball. It was probably supposed to be an 8-ball but the ************ shorted it by half a g.

Now Heroin, on the other hand, yeah that's a lot of heroin.
#50 to #45 - pubictears (09/16/2013) [-]
no it isn't
#72 to #45 - swagbot (09/17/2013) [-]
A lot?!? Bro, that's like... five lines.

COME ON!!!!!
User avatar #61 to #45 - aussieftw (09/17/2013) [-]
A whole three grams if I'm not mistaken
User avatar #53 to #45 - lolollo (09/16/2013) [-]
But it sounds more dire to say 3000 milligrams.
User avatar #110 to #53 - desuforeverlulz (09/17/2013) [-]
To me it sounds like less because milligrams are so small, even though I know they're the same amount.
User avatar #73 to #53 - roninneko (09/17/2013) [-]
Exactly.
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#46 to #19 - teranin (09/16/2013) [-]
I sort of agree, but you worded your point poorly.
I sort of agree, but you worded your point poorly.
#25 to #19 - ogloko (09/16/2013) [-]
you sound like a cunt
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#26 to #19 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah because Organized Crime and White Collar crimes are the ******* party.
#107 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #85 - stringfingerable (09/17/2013) [-]
It's probably just to make it sound like there is way more coke than there already is.
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