FML.... why am i thing right now :/. Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked ifi was sexually active. I said  this
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FML.... why am i thing right now :/. Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked ifi was sexually active. I said

why am i thing right now :/

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Today, I was filling out paperwork
with my new doctor. During the
questionnaire, she asked ifi was
sexually active. I said yes. She
then asked, "What do you do?"
I told her I normally did vaginal,
but sometimes anal. She blushed
and started to laugh. She was
asking where I worked. FML
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#2 - abject (09/16/2013) [-]
#4 to #2 - likeabox (09/16/2013) [-]
Dat poster
#23 - thebritishguy (09/16/2013) [-]
I knew one day this would become vaguely relevant
#27 to #23 - jalthelas (09/16/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #82 posted by edc at Big Meaty Cocks ** :
GOD DAMMIT what was it


What he said next.
#33 - ichbinzweijahrealt (09/17/2013) [-]
MFW sexually active
#31 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/16/2013) [-]
When I tell my doctor I'm not sexually active.
#36 to #31 - reican (09/17/2013) [-]
don't worry, at least you don't have this.
User avatar #37 to #36 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/17/2013) [-]
I guess I could be thankful for that.
User avatar #13 - onecoolmofo (09/16/2013) [-]
This sounds like the start of a porno. I'd watch it.
User avatar #16 - jajathezombie (09/16/2013) [-]
I remember going to a new pediatrician with my mom when I was 13. The doctor asked if I was sexually active. I said no. She asked my mom to leave the room, then asked me again. Still said no. She still didn't believe me and tried to put me on birth control.
User avatar #19 to #16 - wellimnotsure (09/16/2013) [-]
Murica'
User avatar #44 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
She clearly blushed because she likes anal as well.
#47 - organicglory (09/17/2013) [-]
Doctor asks "are you sexually active?"   
Laugh my ass off, turn into a potato, then roll out of the doctor's office and into the sunset
Doctor asks "are you sexually active?"
Laugh my ass off, turn into a potato, then roll out of the doctor's office and into the sunset
#21 - flannelbastard (09/16/2013) [-]
I'd laugh it off with her, those kind of moments are pretty dang funny.
I'd laugh it off with her, those kind of moments are pretty dang funny.
User avatar #41 - lordscooby (09/17/2013) [-]
i felt like such a bad ass the first time i was able to tell my doctor that ''YES INDEED, I AM SEXUALLY ACTIVE!!!!''
#14 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
No one words it like that, you faglord.
#29 - mkoala (09/16/2013) [-]
she blushed
#5 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Can someone explain this to me?
#6 to #5 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
NEVER MIND!

I got it. It's a Porn Star reference, no?
#8 to #6 - chords ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
she asked him if he was sexualy active , and then asked "what do you do" as in where do you work . he took it as a way of saying "what kind of sex do you have?"
#25 to #5 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Post ffunny because one say one thindcg and othcer say other thning and that give confusion. cojbfusion invokving sex very funny fkor mopst humans.
#28 to #25 - mkoala (09/16/2013) [-]
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#32 to #28 - strilliade (09/17/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#45 to #32 - zombiejunkie (09/17/2013) [-]
the cat returns
#15 to #5 - mikehawks (09/16/2013) [-]
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#51 - GuardianofzeBlind (09/17/2013) [-]
Sexually active? You could say that
User avatar #50 - ixcarnifexxi (09/17/2013) [-]
"are you sexually active?"
is asking where you work?
User avatar #48 - danzmanz (09/17/2013) [-]
kinky doctor *wink wink*
User avatar #40 - sag (09/17/2013) [-]
hey at least she blushed.....
#20 - therollbandit (09/16/2013) [-]
**therollbandit rolls 07**
#17 - icecreamarsenal (09/16/2013) [-]
Time to America-sue and drive up the cost of healthcare!
User avatar #49 to #17 - seriouslyblack (09/17/2013) [-]
no one cares
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