One title to rule them all. [white][white]?N?. If you We to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to with people... like claim you ate a Pinecon
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One title to rule them all

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If you We to be 100, you should
make up some fake reason why,
just to **** with people...
like claim you ate a Pinecone every
single day.
...
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#2 - thechosentroll (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No, no, no, no, no. Claim you shoved a pinecone up your your ass every day. It'll be a hell of a lot more fun for "scientists" on 						******					 talkshows to explain how healthy that is/
No, no, no, no, no. Claim you shoved a pinecone up your your ass every day. It'll be a hell of a lot more fun for "scientists" on ****** talkshows to explain how healthy that is/
User avatar #1 - allstarskilz (09/16/2013) [-]
******* brilliant
User avatar #16 - uzbekistan (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**uzbekistan rolled a random comment #45608 posted by darnhaz at Brony board ** :
I'm bored.
What I tell people.
User avatar #13 - sqrbt (09/16/2013) [-]
**sqrbt rolled a random comment #16 posted by orostheavengerx at Deal With It Tre ** :
**** yeah inertia.


what I would tell people
User avatar #11 - civilengine (09/16/2013) [-]
**civilengine rolled a random comment #32 posted by ButtonFly at Applejack and Jessie ** :
There was a Halloween Special?


What I'll tell people I did to live 100 years
#31 - JudasLitl (09/17/2013) [-]
**JudasLitl rolled a random comment #11 posted by aconfuseddonut at (untitled) ** :
lets see what i get
#5 - therollbandit (09/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**therollbandit rolls 71**
User avatar #6 to #5 - harrisonfordor (09/16/2013) [-]
You're not gonna make this a thing are you? Cause it looks like you're trying to make yourself a thing.
#29 - theswede (09/17/2013) [-]
Your family's FW you reach 100 and tell people you drink semen everyday
User avatar #38 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**skeetskeetskeeeeet rolled a random comment #178 posted by megatheman at Dirty minds ** :
GIVE ME EPISODE NAO PLZ
What i'd tell people
User avatar #4 - trucywright (09/16/2013) [-]
"I lived to 100 by eating my own toenail shavings mixed with broccoli, every day"
#41 - anygoodnames (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**anygoodnames rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at right.....milk.... ** What I did to live to be 100.
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User avatar #22 - fyaq (09/17/2013) [-]
Coffee enema twice a week.
Hot.
Cream no sugar.
User avatar #21 - aceelement (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Carrots, I eat them raw, grind them into a dust and snort em, sometimes I insert them anally, just as long as I get them into my body.
User avatar #20 - anezi (09/17/2013) [-]
**anezi rolled a random comment #32 posted by dedaluminus at Guess the internet browser! ** :
no u need a raspnerry pi teh pi haz minecrafts now
What I'll tell them
User avatar #18 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2013) [-]
i stood naked on my roof in womens clothes every day
User avatar #17 - tigronn (09/17/2013) [-]
**tigronn rolled a random comment #113 posted by hocolol at Gaming ** :
Warhammer 40k (Tabletop game anyway, I've never played the video games) is like if chess also had RPG elements.
User avatar #12 - stonedplatypus (09/16/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolled a random comment #6 posted by galphawolfe at Mission Failed ** :
That's nice. If you remember I said it was "sorta true". I didn't say it was impossible, but I would vehemently argue against saying that it is more often than not. You're an exception.
Besides he still should've kept her out of Hollywood.

What I'd tell people
#10 - muralriver (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**muralriver rolled a random comment #153 posted by waterbottlemanboy at Whenever I try to draw ** :
This is something I did of YeahVinyl.
What I will tell people I did to live to 100
User avatar #3 - hairydawg (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't recall the username of whoever said this the last time I saw this on here but it was something along the lines of:
"I would take up smoking at 99 1/2 so I could chain smoke through the entire interview."
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